Recent posts by Madman0311 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / We Need More OTers

Unless you can find a way to make breeding without a female possible this is just retarded, considering there are no women on the internet.

Topic: Off-topic / GIMP PRACTICE

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

Originally posted by Madman0311:

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

Originally posted by Madman0311:

An ultramarine or a dreadnought. Your choice.

like WARHAMMER 40,000?
i need a picture to work with
or a detailed description

Yes, warhammer 40k

Do a space marine from the Ultramarine chapter. Or a Blood Raven dradnought. Google is your friend.

Ok
here are the pics i will be using to make that
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Here’s another one that might be really useful.

Topic: Off-topic / GIMP PRACTICE

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

Originally posted by Madman0311:

An ultramarine or a dreadnought. Your choice.

like WARHAMMER 40,000?
i need a picture to work with
or a detailed description

Yes, warhammer 40k

Do a space marine from the Ultramarine chapter. Or a Blood Raven dradnought. Google is your friend.

Topic: Off-topic / GIMP PRACTICE

An ultramarine or a dreadnought. Your choice.

Topic: Off-topic / What is your opinion on: Incest

As long as it’s two women I don’t know and they’re both hot that’s fine.

Topic: Off-topic / Dear all OTers

Topic: Off-topic / I have a confession to make.

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Topic: Off-topic / Valentines day

Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

At least we have each other.
Group hugs all around, people!

ur al fagets

Topic: Off-topic / I just bought Skyrim

Originally posted by Minnakht:

Originally posted by maple_rexy:

How being a PC gamer works:

“hey console losers! I just spent $1000 on a new computer to play games!! I hope you guys enjoy your games on your lame console that was only $300!! Also, that $1000 included the screen! Have fun with spending over $1000 on a TV! Oh wait, you did already? Sunken cost fallacy’s a bitch, I understand… Anyway, PC games cost less! And have mods as an added bonus!

My view

800 is more than enough to play everything up to date maxed out.

Plus cats aren’t all that expensive really.

Also, who in their right mind fucking watches TV in this glorious age of the internet? Why the hell would you ever watch TV?

Topic: Off-topic / I just bought Skyrim

Originally posted by Devouerer:

Originally posted by Madman0311:

Originally posted by nathancock:

Originally posted by Madman0311:

@Devouerer

Everyone knows cats make your computer run faster. What kind of ass bakward idiot wouldn’t put cats in their computer?

hahahahahalol
cats are so 2011

Putting spiders in your computer is just a retarded new gimmick that does more harm than good.

Sure it helps with multithreading but that’s about it. It tangles up the processes though and causes heat issues.

Get real, faggot. If you put anything but cats in your PC you don’t know shit about PCs or gaming.

Cats=power supply. Everyone knows that.

Who cares? What, you’re too poor to pay a few more bucks for the electrical bill?

Cats make your computer run twice as fucking fast, it gives your computer 9 warrantries for a full refund along with no data loss, amazing grafics, fuck, it’s just amazing.

Stay jelly, poorfag.

Topic: Off-topic / I just bought Skyrim

Originally posted by nathancock:

Originally posted by Madman0311:

@Devouerer

Everyone knows cats make your computer run faster. What kind of ass bakward idiot wouldn’t put cats in their computer?

hahahahahalol
cats are so 2011

Putting spiders in your computer is just a retarded new gimmick that does more harm than good.

Sure it helps with multithreading but that’s about it. It tangles up the processes though and causes heat issues.

Get real, faggot. If you put anything but cats in your PC you don’t know shit about PCs or gaming.

Topic: Off-topic / I just bought Skyrim

@Devouerer

Everyone knows cats make your computer run faster. What kind of ass bakward idiot wouldn’t put cats in their computer?

Topic: Off-topic / I just bought Skyrim

@umbreon

thinking that’s hot

Topic: Off-topic / I'm the best there is, there was, or there ever will be.

ur a faget, Tacket

Topic: Off-topic / I just stayed up all night playing survival mode on mw3.

Topic: Off-topic / You guys are not going to care but...

Well it’s your fault for owni… I mean being a voluntary slave of a fucking cat in the first place.

Idiot.

Originally posted by Harry_mess:

Cat is have sharp teeth!

What?

Topic: Off-topic / You are doing your normal sh*t in Mincecraft when...

Originally posted by cllazyman:

I would never waste money on game that’s too crappy to be $30.

But there’s a free giveaway of the game on Pirate Bay right now.

Topic: General Gaming / Sanic Tribes: Shazbot Ascend

Bumping with some tunes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DMQkQ-CeqyU

Topic: General Gaming / Minecraft or Skyrim?

Originally posted by Beny071:

However, I love Minecraft because it’s as fun as you make it. Your imagination runs the game.

Smashing rocks together can be an amazing experience too if you put enough imagination behind it.

Also, yes. Skyrim is insanely over-rated and broken as fuck.

The game is still a bloody brilliant game.

Gotta know how to play it though.

Set it to a hard difficulty, turn off the magic compass showing you where everything is, no fast travel, only use the map when in a village or around some settler, and get some nice graphic mods (flora overhaul, landscape overhaul, enchanced night sky to name a few). Get yourself immersed and it suddenly gets a thousand times better.

Topic: Off-topic / shitstorm

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: What do you think of bandwagoners?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqTvs7UjpkI

Topic: General Gaming / Minecraft Updater?

Buy a computer.
Pirate windows.

Your problem is fixed.

Topic: Off-topic / Troll comics (no trolls)

LOL LE REDDIT EPIC FUNNE FEICES XD

Topic: General Gaming / Grand Strategy thread

Originally posted by denamo:

I almost formed Germany as Saxony, lost a single battle to Austria, and ragequit.

Fuck Bohemia and Austria.

Those fuckers.

See that Bohemia in my image?

They somehow became emperor and got 5 provinces in under 10 years, then managed to build an army as large as mine, ally themselves with the whole word and declare war on me. They then proceed to rape a stack of 30,000 units of mine with their stack of 14,000 even though my land tech is much higher and I was at full maintenance.

Meanwhile, austria has taken over all of the balkans and is blobbing even larger.

Fuck this shit man.

meanwhile, on my other save

THE REICH WILL RISE
TO LAST A THOUSAND YEARS

Topic: General Gaming / Minecraft or Skyrim?

Minecraft is the autism simulator that lets you build structures that do fucking nothing and mine for more shit that lets you build more useless shit. it’s legos with limited resources and having to grind away for them for hours.

Skyrim is Oblivion 1.5