Recent posts by PlatypusMan on Kongregate

Topic: General Gaming / Xbox One - Friend or Foe?

A lot of people are for the PS4 because they’re too damn ignorant to do their own research about the Xbox One. I’ll leave it at that, because some people are too stupid to understand.

Topic: Kongregate / Find Your Kongregate User ID

236,176

Topic: Kongregate / Noticed a new bar above game

You REALLY need to get a new Windows :P

Topic: Kongregate / Absolute worst (and I guess best) Kongregate badges

When the Bible Fight badges came out, there was a lot of controversy. I don’t have them on purpose.

Topic: Kongregate / Ban for being underage 2 years ago

Originally posted by BTrenary:

You were 12 two years ago…and now your 23?

Something tells me he’s still underage.

Topic: General Gaming / PC vs Gaming Consoles

Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

I say this: Consoles are better if someone else is paying for the games instead of you.

This makes no sense at all.

Topic: General Gaming / The difference between Halo 3 helmet and Halo 4 and helmet

I don’t have a darn clue what the OP is talking about.

Topic: General Gaming / Does black ops 2 suck

Originally posted by MossyStump:

Originally posted by PlatypusMan:

Graphics are half the game… What the…

shakes head

That’s like, the most…

Well, I’m speechless.

My thoughts exactly, especially since the graphics are crap

It’s more of the same, if you liked the previous CoD’s, then you’ll probably like this one.

Not only are the graphics crap, but graphics probably make up 10% of the game, and maybe I’m pushing it. I’d put story, game play, music, et cetera above that.

Topic: General Gaming / Does black ops 2 suck

Graphics are half the game… What the…

shakes head

That’s like, the most…

Well, I’m speechless.

Topic: Wartune / Sweepstakes question

As I was already above level 30, does that mean I am automatically entered in to it?

Topic: Kongregate / The Great Drought of Kong - A short story by Platy

Originally posted by DarkRainyKnight:

Originally posted by wattro:

Originally posted by schizophoenix:

Originally posted by wattro:

i call dibs on whatever will be found in the remains…

Kongai cards.

oh… undibs then

Free Kongai cards? Dibs.

I LOVE Kongai but it’s unfortunate because no one plays it anymore.

Topic: Kongregate / The Great Drought of Kong - A short story by Platy

So yeah, we’ve got a terrible drought of games going on. This is the future. Here’s the story.
Keep in mind, I’m doing this out of my boredom, yearning for new games.

May 5th, 2013

Greg sat there in his chair in the Kongregate officers in California. He hadn’t shaven for days, nor had he eaten much. He wore clothes that were from at least a week back, and reeked of some foul odor. It was the Drought. The dreaded Kongregate Drought. They said it would come, and he scoffed at those people.
Greg was just a husk without his badges, and since there were hardly any good games coming out on Kongregate (essentially his lifeforce), his strength was dwindling. “Developers.. please… make good g-games..” he moaned.
Jim Greer sat at his desk. He stared blankly at a picture on the wall. He would walk around the Kongregate offices and stare straight ahead. Nobody really noticed though – all the staff members themselves were in their own delusional states. This severe lack of games, or good one’s mind you, have left a real impression on the team.
Rawismojo was in the server room. The servers were acting completely irrational, and the population of Kongregate was outnumbered by games. The servers seemed to be seeping a liquid. Raw tasted it. It tasted of tears. Then, the servers made some sort of scream, like a rodent caught in a trap.
The server imploded into a super-massive black hole, devouring the whole Kongregate office. It happened in a split second. Bob Joe was walking on the sidewalk next to the officers. He took a casual look back and noticed that it had completely vanished. He shrug and thought nothing of it, and walked on.

The drought sucked the life out of Kongregate, and then it ceased to exist.

Topic: General Gaming / PC vs Gaming Consoles

sits back and waits for someone to say something other than PC

Honestly, PC is the best, but it’s too damn expensive, and I prefer the 360 anyways.. But like I said, there’s no denying the PC is the best gaming platform.

Topic: General Gaming / Looking for a Flash RPG

Refer to this thread:

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/3-general-gaming/topics/57132-the-what-was-that-game-called-thread

Topic: General Gaming / Why is the Dreamcast held in such high regard?

Because it was good for its time. Seriously, it is underrated.

Topic: General Gaming / What What The First Video Game You Ever Played?

Probably Golden Eye N64 that came out in 97.

Topic: General Gaming / Best Rockstar Game

There’s a disturbing lack of Max Payne.

Topic: General Gaming / Open-ended games

Can’t go wrong with Cargo Bridge. Try Spewer as well.

Topic: General Gaming / Is Halo 4 worth buying?

Don’t listen to the haters, it’s a perfect game worth every bit of money and more. I’d suggest it if you want to experience the amazing story. Spartan Ops is great fun and so is multiplayer.

Topic: General Gaming / Giving away free Dota 2

Some people may not have friends who own Dota 2 so this is a good deal. I’d take it if I didn’t have the practically 18 as well, but if anyone is moderately interested you can’t go wrong.

Topic: General Gaming / Your favourite game trailer

If you count Halo 3’s “Believe.” It’s the greatest game ad, at any rate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rridXskgWg

Topic: General Gaming / Who is your retro gaming hero?

I can’t pick Luigi or Pac-Man or something? Lame.

Topic: General Gaming / Advise some MMO's

Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

Originally posted by PlatypusMan:

Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

massive, multiplayer, online
All three are correct for Lol.
The definition of MMO: Massive Multiplayer Online

And you misinterpret what MASSIVE is. MOBA is what LoL is considered, look it up because it ain’t an MMO.

Saying Blacklight or TF2 is an MMO is like saying that Call of Duty is too.

Calm down, I was just joking/trolling. Trolling in my own thread LOL.

To that I give you credit. At least you’re knowledgeable enough to know that it isn’t an MMO.

Oh, and MY suggestions -

Star Wars: The Old Republic
Tera
Guild Wars 2 (Pay 60 bucks to play forever. Micro transactions are only for cosmetics)

Topic: General Gaming / Advise some MMO's

Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

massive, multiplayer, online
All three are correct for Lol.
The definition of MMO: Massive Multiplayer Online

And you misinterpret what MASSIVE is. MOBA is what LoL is considered, look it up because it ain’t an MMO.

Saying Blacklight or TF2 is an MMO is like saying that Call of Duty is too.

Topic: General Gaming / Advise some MMO's

Originally posted by blackhawk808:

League of Legends
Blacklight Retribution
Planetside 2
TF2

The only MMO there is Planetside, and I’m pushing it. Some of you people need to get what an MMO is.