Recent posts by Henry on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate / Warning: Posting Pornographic Referral Links

You can’t bump a sticky.

Topic: Kongregate / Warning: Posting Pornographic Referral Links

I find it sad that we have to have a warning against this. I think anyone who does that is an idiot.

Topic: Kongregate / Sorry, but how does an ordinary guy become a moderator?

Originally posted by Carados:

Greg likes the cut of your jib, and them makes you a mod.

Great term, I must say. Cut of your jib… Classic.

Topic: Kongregate / The Inconspicious Cardboard Box! (Area 51)

I use Area 51 as my new room, and I like the name way better.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Bike Helmets - Looking Cool, or Saving Your Life?

I really never wear my helemt, and I’m not a hardcore biker, and I’ve never really fallen, so i see no need. I ride at relatively low speeds anyway.

Topic: Kongregate / Cleaning the fans list...

I’m guessing I’m important becasue the random morons that friend me also friend such other “big names” as Zigma, Jabor, and Carados, as well as any developer with a high rated game.

Bragging ruins your argument.

Topic: Off-topic / Chuck Norris is now UNCOOL

Chuck Norris lost his cool when he sued a guy for making a collection of facts about him. He sued for “Slander”, the facts make him look GOOD. Also, his real name is Carlos, that name sucks.

Bruce Campbell is the new Chuck Norris, he’s way cooler.

Topic: Kongregate / Random Rant: Stop rating games lower because they don't have badges yet, idiots -.-

Originally posted by Carados:

Originally posted by bsbs34:

“i can’t find the mute button 1/5”

And there is something wrong with rating a game down because the game designer refused to provide basic features?

Also, whenever I see those, I tend to leave the people whispers. Explaining… things.

No mute button. No good rating.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm going to change my lastname!

What’s your first name?

Topic: Off-topic / Respects To The Fallen

No, he died.

Topic: Off-topic / Respects To The Fallen

What happened to him? And if he had last words, he must’ve either known he was gonna die, or killed himself.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

I was unaware this was Feed the Ducks.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

More make-up than a certain compound bear with one too many vowels.

Topic: Art / [Postponed one more week, I promise.]Santa Hat for your Avatar!!! Ask and ye shall recieve! (I may refuse GIFs)

I want another one.

Topic: Music / Akon or Kanye West

Rap is terrible.

Topic: Kongregate / REMAKE: "Ka_0z's Sorrow Goodbye Memorial thread. '"

Good riddance.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

Who was the rapper? I’ll bet it was “Soldier boy, tell them”.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

Originally posted by ChemicalPandaa:

Thanks Eggy. I’m quite fond of hair intelligence :D

*Hair*tificial Intelligence. Ha, ah… Ha. Ha.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Shocking survey... (Teen sex)

Originally posted by RMcD:

That almost knocked me off my chair. How do you have sex in school? Why aren’t officials doing anything? How could anyone have the audacity to have sex in school?

My friend says he saw some people doing it at school. I wasn’t sure if he was telling the truth. But I guess he is now, theirs a few places which come to mind where a couple could do it in realtive secret. Of course the new school is harder now everyones inside I suppose. Not that I’d know.

I’ve seen some people doing things like that at my school, not sex, but very close.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

Is that an iPhone with a pink cover?

Topic: Serious Discussion / Equality...

Equality is a sad joke, and it is not true at all anywhere. Rightfully so. Don’t take that as racism, sexism, ageism, ETC. I don’t feel that I, am better than people who aren’t equal. I mean, I do, but not BECAUSE they are black/female/old, for other reasons that are valid, which I could explain.

Edit: I’ll explain. I guess. Equality, effectively is Communism. Everybody is payed the same, we would look the same, we would be talked to the same, and all be treated THE SAME. And for many reasons that is bad. No diversity, it’s not possible, and it would be ridiculous. People will never be equal, and if you don’t have to work to get payed and work harder for more money, then you have no incentive to look good, or get more money.

People wouldn’t have to work hard and get payed the same amount as someone who has to work hard. A doctor and a McDonalds minimum wager would get the same payment. That’s equality. Equality is bad. Lazy people can be lazy and get payed as much as an extremely hard working, 65+ hour a week, worker.

And to explain why I feel better than people, (Everyone does, if you say you don’t. Shut up and quit lying.) it’s because it’s the truth. Say you were walking on the street and a bum begs for change. You’re better because you don’t have to stoop to a lower caste to live. It’s true, he has either squandered what he had, or something happened. You made better choices and have a better life. Therefore you are better.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Children, unfairly classed like animals?

Classed as animals? Yes.

Unfairly? No.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Shocking survey... (Teen sex)

You call this shocking? How long have you been under a rock?

Topic: Off-topic / Todos los que hablan español, saludos!!!!

THIS IS ’MEERCA! NOT NEW MEXICO-CANADA LAND!

Topic: Off-topic / RP rule

I hate ALL forms of that RPing bull. Instead of saying Hugs, say, “If I were actually there I would hug you”. It’s pointless because it has NO effect on anything. You’re not there.