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Topic: Off-topic / So I'm playing D&D when this little guy comes along.

3.5e Master race.

Topic: Off-topic / OH MY GOD A TRIXIE EPISODE

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

Yes, this is where my mind was too. Gotta love the pixies.

Topic: Off-topic / What is "vore"???

Vore is a sub-genre of guro (doesn’t necessitate guts, but it can have it.) in which the focus is the fetish of devouring and swallowing the subject. A common scene for vore pornography is a naked female being swallowed whole buy a snake.

Topic: Off-topic / If Jesus wasn't the son of god then how did he die for all our sins?

If Jesus is dead, how is there still plenty of his blood to drink when I go to church?

Topic: Off-topic / Photography

I really like this one VanHalen.

Topic: Off-topic / Somebody make me laugh.

What’s the deal with airline food?

Topic: Off-topic / Photography

Found my flickr. http://www.flickr.com/photos/56584815@N08

I haven’t uploaded anything to it lately because I’m mainly working in film and it just became a photo repository for things I had to get to other people.

Edit:

so I don’t know you are talking about most of the time

I’ll try to fill in some blanks then.

Composition is the way you fill your photograph will content. It includes your framing which you can change by moving around to unique or unconventional means. It’s like how you can take a picture of someone else at eye level (very boring composition-wise) or you can get higher, lower, etc. The photographs will have the same person, but will be more interesting depending on how you compose them.

Post-production editing could be most easily compared to how people use Instagram to mess with photos. It’s adjusting tone, brightness, contrast, and other aspects of color/detail. Photoshop is the most commonly known editing software, but there are several good programs to use. It’s great for touch-ups, skin smoothing, and whatever else needs fixing after everything is said and done.

Topic: Off-topic / Photography

No serious photographer would use Tumblr.

As for your flickr, it is a little lack luster.

Your sky is blown out in most of your earlier work, but you seem to have gotten better about it in your recent photos.

The bear thing has absolutely no appeal and would only be appropriate on a place like facebook.

Your composition is fair, but you need to get closer for many of those photos. Don’t be afraid to take a few steps toward what you’re shooting.

Level your horizons for landscapes through cropping or otherwise.

Pentagonal bokeh is gross.

Get some sort of photoshop/lightroom equivalent and tone these photos. You need to learn post-production editing. (HDR, desaturation, and other BS Instagram editing techniques are crap, even if customers eat it up.)

Browse some forums like 4chan’s /p/ or whatever suits your fancy. People with experience show you new things you can do or try.

Shoot some portrait stuff. You seem to be good with macro/accent shots and you might like it.

Topic: Off-topic / What it would be like if Zelda was a girl?

Look how easy it is to troll.

Topic: Off-topic / Monopoly or Twister?

Monopoly because it’s fun to be at each others’ throats for fake money.

Topic: Off-topic / What have you won and lost in the genetics lottery?

Trent obviously won this contest.

Topic: Off-topic / Most Touching Moment In Movie History

All of Forrest Gump

Topic: Off-topic / What's the most annoying sound in your opinion?

The call nurse beep next to my computer.

It eats my soul.

Topic: Off-topic / So the girl I'm dating told her parents that I'm agnostic..

She was pretty stupid to tell them that. You’ll just have to pad the truth if they bug you about it.

(Do you believe in God?)
(Yes, of course.)
(Then what makes you agnostic?)
(I am trying to find my own way, spiritually. I take what churches say and if I agree with them, I put them into my own beliefs.)
Easy.

The below post got a pretty good chuckle out of me.

Topic: Off-topic / A Rant For You All

To be fair, being aggressive like you are being does not help the problem.

And neither does his complaining. All he’s doing is saying he doesn’t like OT and then leaving. It’s annoying, contributes negatively, and is immature.

Topic: Off-topic / A Rant For You All

If you visited /b/ often enough, you should be familiar with the term ‘summer’.

OT is always like this during summer.

Topic: Off-topic / A Rant For You All

You do more good by sticking out the hard times.

Topic: Off-topic / Everytime I get a haircut they try to make me look like Justin Bieber

Tell them to make it 1 inch on top + front and 3/4 inch on the back + sides.

No mess, no styling, no grease. Easy summer hair.

Topic: Off-topic / How many electoral votes does Mitt Romney have?

Mitt isn’t drawing enough support to win. He might get close. It might even look like it could happen, but it won’t. If he had ran better in the primaries, he would have had a better shot.

Topic: Off-topic / It is supposed to be like 100 degrees for the whole weekend and I have to cut the grass

Do it in the evening.

Topic: Off-topic / Why are girls so repulsed by me?

Originally posted by lepug101:

meh I got 6".
I measured.
with a ruler.
6" from base to the tip.

Statistically, (applying what FireAndSunshine has been saying) you have a 3.6 inch penis.

Topic: Off-topic / Why are girls so repulsed by me?

So I’m only statistically unlikely to have a larger than average penis.

I can live with that.

Topic: Off-topic / Why are girls so repulsed by me?

So a man with a 9 inch penis will have to say his penis is 11.4 inches long?

Topic: Off-topic / Why are girls so repulsed by me?

Statistically, yours is closer to 6".

Statistically, your IQ is 100, your height is 5’10 and you weigh 160 lb.

Saying something is typical does not mean that it is always true.

Topic: Off-topic / Why are girls so repulsed by me?

Originally posted by FireAndSunshine:

Originally posted by Jester:

Nine-inch penises (penii?) are very, very rare.

They are? Neat.

Yours isn’t 9". You’re lying by a fairly hefty amount. Just like most people.

You’re so insecure that you think a guy can’t have a larger than average penis?