Recent posts by SoundFXMan on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Straight Fire - The Rap-Off (Round 1 - Judging Round)

Put my apron on, the beastly piece with Ron’s face on,
Mutilatin’ haters with cheese graters, they call me Jason
in the kitchen, my steak knives take lives by the slice;
You’re less Blood than the vegetables I diced last night!
You’re smoked; your cooking puts the DJ in “baD Joke”,
My caramel fudges fell judges in one fell stroke!
You’re like beef, gotta squeeze all of the Bloody out first
before it’s good enough to quench in full my burger thirst!
I lay the beating on your egg, bake a righteous cake
according to the recipe in my prize-winning cook book page:

Step 1: Preheat yo stove to four-fiddy F,

Too hard for Bloods to turn the knob ‘cause he ain’t no chef,

Add ingredients into a bowl and whisk it up strong,
Place it into the tin and bake for one hour long;
Take out and let cool for thirty minutes straight,
Ice nicely with the blood from DJ’s pounded face.

Bloods loves my Cooking for One in Your Mom’s Filthy Basement®
He’s still lower than me, and I used blatant product placement!

Maple Street, over and out!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Straight Fire - The Rap-Off (Round 1 - Judging Round)

Sign!

I’m full of surprises, like a cardboard box,
five sides more than your one-plane walk;
you got linear mind but you sure ain’t straight,
spittin’ grease so rank it’d make ya faint,
But I know I’m damn supreme, I am the next best
thing, the pancakes in a complete breakfast
you didn’t eat, too bad, could’ve been nutritious
I am the almighty Ronaldo “Maple Street” 12McVicious!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by FireDragon7:

If someone were to make a strategy FG like Dungeon Masters, I’d totally join that. Too bad CYrusmaster’s Territory Wars was cancelled.

I hear ya, man. I’m waiting on a nice Strategy game as well, and making one that (I hope) will be put out soon.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Left!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Let’s head right!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Damn. Alright, right then!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

I move with crystalmask, assuming I’m on the same tile as him/her.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Forward again, into the depths, hopefully close to meeting someone!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Forward, please.
I have a feeling everyone’s pretty much squared this game’s map to completion.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Forward, onto greater possible exits or perchance a pressure plate that will have the risk of killing us all in a gruesome and terrifying manner oh gods please let it not be the latter option!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Back, left, left, if it’s valid.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Right!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Originally posted by Fogfun:
Originally posted by SoundFXMan:

Leftward!

Left, forward, or back.

[By the way, no one has gone left yet if you want to explore new territory.

Let’s go where no man has gone before –
Left!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Leftward!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Forward!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Forward!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Left!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

I’ll forward this one.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

I travel right.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Originally posted by Fogfun:
Originally posted by SoundFXMan:

Leftward ho!

Backward or right. Guess you don’t want to do what Dark did?

I’m off to bed for the night.

Night!
I didn’t really think of that, shoot. Oh well, let’s go right!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

Leftward ho!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

I’ll travel rightwise.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

I move left.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

I’ll move forward, the only true direction.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Maze of the Beast

I travel with LouWeed, rightwise, further toward the center of the labyrinth.