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Topic: Forum Games / Choose a Way Game

I stay hidden. Fred slowly nears to my position, and yanks me up from the collar of my tan jacket. He forcefully slams me against a sturdy oak tree and holds a smaller pistol to my head. The second man, as I refer to him, brings out a small silver hunting knife with a tinge of blood on the blade tip, and the third goes out of sight into the surroundings.

“What do you want?” I scream in terror.

“…Silence”, Fred says in a raspy crooked voice.

I notice his legs are locked up as he very slowly begins to pull the trigger. I need to act fast, or I won’t be here anymore.
Should I: Kick his knees/Knock the gun out of his hand

 
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Topic: Forum Games / .

Name: Kaevi Navison (Or just Kaev)
Age: 18
Strengths: Intelligent, Quick to react, Skilled with Melee weapons (not fists, however), very hardy in cold weather
Weaknesses: Cannot talk in a simple manner (It’s hard for him to make complex things and plans sound simple), absolutely hates hot weather, cannot handle guns accurately, Fear of tight spaces.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Survivalism - (A Competitive Minecraft Game) [Sign-ups Open!]

Though It’d make the teams odd, I’d love to sign if possible.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

From the brown desk of our comrade, SoundFXMan
International
Give financial aid and request national charities to be brought up for the Nukings in Rome, Brasilia, and especially China.

I still urge Peru to train our troops in the jungle environment.

National
Have a celebration day named “The day France died”, and celebrate by a lavish party in the city center.

Once A.I. is done, work on both LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG range snipers (>10000m) that shoot bullets that explode on impact, and a flexible polymer covering on the warbot that prevents any major electrical interference.

Have 45% of all the army assist the nations of Brazil, Vatican city, and China. Have the remaining on low alert in our country. Remove naval blockade and return ships to idle. Same with jets.

If acceptable, Norway would like the upper west part of France, as the naval blockade may have prevented AlexanderJac’s escape.

Give golden medals to all the men who worked against the French, as a commemoration.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by pzpzpz:

Perhaps we should allow Vatican City to decide. They lost the most, and should be able to choose the fate of the aggressors. Nice and Ironic.

I will agree to this offer, and will not interfere with his opinion, whatever it may be.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by Christon555:

Oh, I’m sorry, were you nuked?

No. Norway will contribute funds for rebuilding and other renovations, but I strongly advise not killing the innocent French out of rage. I will not stop you, but I advise against it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by pzpzpz:

Alexander did not prepare the nukes for launch. Alexander did not physically press the buttons to slaughter millions. The dead cry out for vengeance.

Though he was a humongous catalyst in it.
The innocent French people bear no crime on us, so I absolutely refuse to slaughter any Frenchman for satisfaction for revenge. Blind rage is not the answer.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by pzpzpz:

The dead must be avenged! I propose a big-ass monument to the fallen, several dozen stories tall and made of solid obsidian. Or something else shiny. I also propose Vatican city is remade in France. This will be possible after we exterminate every damn Frenchy on Earth. A sweep across the entirety of France should clear away those pesky frenchmen. The french may not have supported Alexander in their entirety, but some did with horrific results. They have quite a debt to pay, and I propose we pay it back in blood. Or, if Vatican City doesn’t want to slaughter the french, He’s free to stay in America.

Hey now, it’s not the french people’s fault for starting a nuclear war (as short as it was), it was AlexanderJac’s.
Don’t blame the people, they didn’t know the faults of electing him.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Though it may be cold, we can make a temporary home in Norway for the people in Vatican city, so long as they ally with us (They can choose the location if they wish to live here)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by Your Mother:

……………ending O.o

o.O

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by HappyYay:

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY DELETED ALL OF THE UPDATE HOLY FUCK IT TOOK 3 FUCKING HOURS

:(
(Please don’t give up on a game like this because of that. I’ve made that mistake before and have taken it horribly)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Well, lets do our best folks.
Oslo launches ALL jets, and are told to intercept ANY french plane EVER.
Oslo sends tanks to counter all land movement from the French.
Oslo blockades all the coastline with ships against the French.
Any countries on Earth supporting us PLEASE help.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

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Made it a bit more organized :P
Anyways, since no ones claiming that land, can I take?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by tracymirkin123:

Fine, but then I also want 1 ship and 1 plane to study.

I didn’t say all of their weaponry :P
But I suppose.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Ooh, a war in France, you say?
Norway mobilizes troops into Italy for protection
How about this offer for helping:
If I aid Italy in conquering France, I get one fourth of their air force jets and navy ships.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by HappyYay:

Millions are generally not taken into account; 3 million might as well be nothing. 50 million might make a difference for a poor nation, several billion for a rich one. If nation-to-nation payments become more common I will count them up but right now 3 million is such a small sum it will do nearly nothing.

Yeah…I’ll probably negotiate in values with percentage signs from now on (i.e. 25% tax revenue for 2 years)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by Aax5:

Spain generously pays in the form of newly printed bills with dicks drawn on them. We print a 30 trillion dollar bill and hand it over.

Inflation skyrockets as we give the trillion dollar bill back to Spain, and hell breaks loose and everyone dies.
The end.

We’ll pass on that.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by Aax5:

Or we could just team up with more people and start one of our own. Also… that is so little in nation standards, I laughed. ONE AI would cost more then that.

Ah well.
Oh, and Spain’s cost for joining the A.I. project: $30,000,000,000.00

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by Pokarnor:

Iceland and Norway now have much stronger relations.

Amen, good sir!
Hands Pokarnor a beer

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by HappyYay:
Originally posted by tracymirkin123:

Deal.
The government of Australia sends 175,000.01$ to Iceland and 175,000.01$ to Norway. They send some scientific brains to Noway to talk about AI.

Edit: Just so you know, 350,000.02$ is like nothing to Australia compared to 3,500,000$ from a small county like Isreal.

Israel has a High GDP.

True, though we can negotiate a lower price if they wish.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by jimbo14:

Israel excepts these harsh demands and send our remaining scientific minds that our not otherwise obligated in any other operations to Norwegia. Norweigia=Norway

:P
I split our loot 50/50 between Iceland x)
I assure you it will be well worth it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by tracymirkin123:

Wasn’t about 5 seconds ago it 250,000 to be split between you both? And does this mean 300,000 each or split, ‘cause I’m not doing each.

Each. :P
How about $175,000.01 each?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Originally posted by tracymirkin123:

Ok, but I don’t think its fair that Spain doesn’t have to pay even though I asked first.

Australia

Based on some recent desisions, the government of Australia has decided to pay 125,000$ to Iceland and 125,000$ to Norway so we can collaberate and be involved on their recent Artificial Intelligence research.

We’re not letting Spain in unless they pay an unreasonably exorbitantly high price.
Raise your money offers to $300,000 and you have a deal.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World: A Strategic RP

Oh, and we turn down any future offers for the A.I. project from here on out.