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michaelan
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
≤Global-1 (Crew)≥
Originally posted by drew1017:
Originally posted by michaelan:
Originally posted by minershelper:
Originally posted by drew1017:
Originally posted by wesley_ding:
Originally posted by minershelper:
one crew project “sci-fi the boss” http://everybodyedits.com/games/PWbQfgM6tQbUI first crew project :D
Sorry, rejected as a crew world. We don’t put bosses on the list.
Miner: I made a project. Can it be allowed?
Wesley: You can make your own projects, too.
Miner: YAYZ
Wesley: Sorry, but rejected.
Miner:…
i did not said that
Even Drew’s smarter than you, bro. 
…Or not.
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michaelan
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE 2: The Code of Existence (Prologue)
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
Originally posted by michaelan:
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
Originally posted by michaelan:
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
Originally posted by MawkM233:
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
May I question how this is related to EE?
I’m not against the further creation of it in anyway, so do not take offense. I’m just asking a simple question.
No offence taken. But, Shiny, should you ever read the first story, you’ll notice that we started IN EE… And Rawck, and the other heroes, are attempting to fix the damage done by the Hackers. :) Ok.
I liked the part where you changed from “Alright” to “Ok”. I was not paying attention when I posted, and, I was going to add my application. Regardlessly, does it really matter?
You’re not allowed to say that. You’ve said the most pointless crap out of anybody in this thread. Stop. Just stop. Quick trying to act like you can’t handle anything.
…Wat?
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michaelan
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
≤Global-1 (Crew)≥
Originally posted by minershelper:
Originally posted by drew1017:
Originally posted by wesley_ding:
Originally posted by minershelper:
one crew project “sci-fi the boss” http://everybodyedits.com/games/PWbQfgM6tQbUI first crew project :D
Sorry, rejected as a crew world. We don’t put bosses on the list.
Miner: I made a project. Can it be allowed?
Wesley: You can make your own projects, too.
Miner: YAYZ
Wesley: Sorry, but rejected.
Miner:…
i did not said that
Even Drew’s smarter than you, bro.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE 2: The Code of Existence (Prologue)
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
Originally posted by michaelan:
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
Originally posted by MawkM233:
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
May I question how this is related to EE?
I’m not against the further creation of it in anyway, so do not take offense. I’m just asking a simple question.
No offence taken. But, Shiny, should you ever read the first story, you’ll notice that we started IN EE… And Rawck, and the other heroes, are attempting to fix the damage done by the Hackers. :) Ok.
I liked the part where you changed from “Alright” to “Ok”. I was not paying attention when I posted, and, I was going to add my application. Regardlessly, does it really matter?
You’re not allowed to say that. You’ve said the most pointless crap out of anybody in this thread.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
Everybody Edits [Q&A]
“minershelper: i’ll kill you seriuosly stop caring about some one’s post (reply)”
I can’t breathe.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE 2: The Code of Existence (Prologue)
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
Originally posted by MawkM233:
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
May I question how this is related to EE?
I’m not against the further creation of it in anyway, so do not take offense. I’m just asking a simple question.
No offence taken. But, Shiny, should you ever read the first story, you’ll notice that we started IN EE… And Rawck, and the other heroes, are attempting to fix the damage done by the Hackers. :) Ok.
I liked the part where you changed from “Alright” to “Ok”.
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michaelan
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE Story - Edit Rights - Prologue
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
Now, I am not discouraging the continuing creation of this topic, however, I may ask, how is this related to EE?
Originally posted by michaelan:
R4L
Yes, this does have to do with EE.
But how? This seems like it would fit more in with forum games.
I said that specifically so people wouldn’t question it’s correlation to the forum. It’s the prologue; give it a sec.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE 2: The Code of Existence (Prologue)
Originally posted by ShinyPorygon5:
May I question how this is related to EE?
I’m not against the further creation of it in anyway, so do not take offense. I’m just asking a simple question.
Originally posted by MawkM233:
Introduction
Benjaminsen
The first word gave it away…
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michaelan
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
Everybody Edits [Q&A]
Originally posted by minershelper:
Originally posted by michaelan:
You’re supposed to answer other people’s questions, retards.
It’s a decent idea, but it was poorly executed. Miners, please refrain from making threads until you have the intelligence of the average thirteen year old.
Michaelan,stop posting this kind of post.And they aren’t retards.(One thing,you guys do it so wrong its actually ask one user a question then the other users answer it.)
If someone doesn’t get it, you elaborate in the OP, Dumbass. Use that magical thing called a brain before you make a thread next time.
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michaelan
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE Story - Edit Rights - Prologue
Originally posted by hummerz5:
I didn’t meet a single soldier after that, but I need manage to find the entrance and use the keys to make my way to freedom.
Tenses change.
The bowls exploded on impact, scattering its fragments all over the floor.
More than one bowl, only one fragmenting object.
What the hell are people doing out where ‘water [is] more precious than gold’? That seems pretty steep a statement for how sought-after gold is, as well as how it is portrayed as the fuel for so much evil happenings in fables and such…
Why would a raiders from the north assign one idiotic soldier to guard a slave? With a slave auction, surely the group would realize the worth of taking more than one person for slavery. It’d make more sense to also have more than one soldier.
Anyway, that’s my spiel.
inb4profanitesandorotherinsults.
Thanks for pointing that out. Fixed.
‘water was more precious than gold’ is simply an exaggeration to further express the lack of necessities.
The building where the speaker was taken captive was a large “prison”, full of future slaves and soldiers to guard them. The fact that the protagonist didn’t come across anybody else was simply by dint of luck. I’ll elaborate and make that clear.
Thanks for your criticism, Humz. Please provide me with more, so I can improve.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE Story - Edit Rights - Prologue
Originally posted by MawkM233:
Better finish it this time…
Also, nice Prologue. :D
Edit:I wrenched my knife out of the door,
Bite me.
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michaelan
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michaelan
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE Story - Edit Rights - Prologue
Characters
Name: Arman Itjakh
Appearance: 
Weapon of Choice: Twin saxe knives, poison-tipped throwing knives
Skills/Attributes: Incredible speed and agility, stealth, skill, and cunning
Personality: Intelligent, introverted, blunt
Time Period/Year: 1342, Middle Ages
Name: Thadorian Geegin
Appearance: He wears a long black cloak with a hood to protect his identity… and a scar that haunts him.
Weapon of Choice: Two Bladed Lazer Pistols, Two-handed Lazer-Blade
Skills/Attributes: Strength, agility, skill with all types of swords.
Personality: Dark, mysterious, intelligent, vengeful
Time period/Year: 2865, Far future
Name: Cody Alex
Appearance: Ragged jeans and a black jacket, Blonde hair, White skinned.
Weapon of choice: Martial arts, and enviorment (I.E: Throwing chairs, pots, pans, etc…)
Skills: I have a patterned scar on the bottem of my wrist which allows me to go completely invisible and silent. However, My eyes glow red when i do this, So i have to close my eyes to be 100% invisible. I can also jump hecka high.
Personality: Witty, Skeptic.
Time period: Modern/Magic
Name: Trans
Appearance: He wears a blue mage robe but without a wizard hat,brown hair.
Weapon of Choice: A double elemental staff.
Skills/Attributes: Intelligence,Wisdom and able to tame certain animals temporarily
Personality: Likes to appear on stones mostly.
Time period/year: 1400,Magic
Name: Joe
Appearance: He’s something of a treasure hunter, make of that what you will.
Weapon of Choice: A remarkable crossbow passed down through his family. For close combat, he wears gauntlets crackling with electricity thanks to himself.
Skills/Attributes: Superhuman agility, heightened senses, newly acquired Electrokinesis.
Personality: Snarky, confident, kind-hearted, and loyal.
Time Period/Year: Near Future
Affiliation (Good/Evil): Good
Name: Lamaine Taldron
Appearance: A black high tech suit with faint red lines all over the suit. Black hair, and green eyes.
Weapon of Choice: His combat knife named Syntheia, and a silenced pistol.
Skills/Attributes: As being one of top assassins of his time, Lamaine has killed lots of people using various weapons in his surroundings. Also, he is very good at setting diversions to either get bye, heavily watched places, or get to his target.
Personality: Intelligent in the “art of stealth”. Normally quiet. Does not like it when his cover is blown, especially by those who are with him.
Time Period: Future 2148
Affiliation: Neutral
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE Story - Edit Rights - Prologue
Application
Only a name is required. All other entries are optional. Answer according to how your character would be in the real world.
Name:
Appearance:
Weapon of Choice:
Skills/Attributes:
Personality:
Time Period/Year:
Affiliation (Good/Evil):
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE Story - Edit Rights - Prologue
Edit Rights
Prologue
Do you find it wrong that I do almost anything to have two meals a day? Do you find it wrong that I’d kill a man for a few gold trinkets? Do you find it wrong that I hate every blasted second of my miserable life? If so, feel free to leave; go count your diamonds for all I care.
I grew up among sand, where water was more precious than gold. My family and I lived in a small encampment. The entire group was like a second family to me. Then, everything changed.
Raiders from the north ambushed us in the night. They took, burned, and killed their way to the center of the camp. The warriors of our camp brandished their weapons and charged at the raiders. My father was their leader. Fear in her eyes, my mother carried me away to our tent and hid me behind some clothes.
Suddenly, an enemy soldier bust into the tent, a smug look on his face.
Exploding in rage, my mother grabbed a dagger and lunged at the man, scoring a nasty gash in the man’s chest. Yelling in rage and pain, the soldier pushed her away and slashed at her with his sword. My mother was dead.
The soldier rummaged through our belongings, taking anything of value. Just when it looked like he was about to leave, he turned in my direction and narrowed his eyes. I held my breath, hoping the soldier would just take out stuff and leave, but he didn’t. He cautiously walked my way and picked up the clothes I was using as cover.
My eyes wide with shock, I was frozen solid, unable to move a muscle. Grinning, the man grabbed me by the neck and dragged me outside the tent.
Around me, I could see the dead bodies of my camp, my father among them. His face was pouring with blood, and I could see a slingshot bullet in his head. The soldier put a bag over my head, and I could feel him dragging me on a horse.
I was only five at the time, but already, I had seen more than what most people would in a lifetime.
After what felt like hours, riding on the unsteady mount, the bag over my head was removed, and I found myself in a dark cavern. I couldn’t see anything, but I heard a voice.
“The slave auction is in a month. Make sure you’re presentable by then.”
I heard a bowl slide my way and a door close.
At first, all felt lost. I was going to be sold as a slave, and that was how I would serve the rest of my life. Then, hidden rage boiled inside of me. These people killed my family, I thought, and I wasn’t going to let them get away with it.
I ate the disgusting food that was in the bowl, and then smashed it on the ground. The bowls exploded on impact, scattering its fragments all over the floor. I picked up one of the bigger pieces and went to work, grinding it along the floor to make a crude blade.
That done, I practiced fighting with the blade, days upon days, slashing at invisible foes, until I was certain that my reflexes were well tuned enough to handle a real fight.
Knowing that I would be unable to fight them all, I decided to practice something else: stealth. Slinking away into the shadows, I practiced trying to make as little sound as possible. Once I was able to move about without making a single sound, I practiced making myself invisible, hiding in the shadows. I once found mud in a corner, and I hurriedly slathered myself with it, making my clothes and skin match the shadows I dwelled in.
A month passed, and the soldier returned. I had never heard or saw him since our first encounter, with the exception of him occasionally giving me food and beverage.
I heard his boots clatter along the floor. “Come on, runt. The auction’s come.”
I didn’t reply, and instead, sneaked along the walls of the room to the general direction of the door. The soldier stepped forward, muttering to himself. He released the door, but I caught it before it closed and locked. Realizing the soldier would expect the door to close, I made a soft thumping noise against the wall, imitating a door closing. I was about to simply open the door all the way and leave, but then, I realized that the soldier must have a pair of keys. I took my bowl-knife out of my pocket and wedged it into the door frame, stopping it from closing. Then, I made my way to the soldier, being extra careful not to alert him to my presence. I crept up behind him as his eyes scanned the room and deftly reached my hand into his pocket. My hands grasped around what I guessed to be his keys, and I slowly withdrew my hands. Unfortunately, the soldier chose that exact moment to turn around. His eyes widened, and I was off like lightning, dashing towards the door. The soldier yelled after me. “My keys! Give me back my keys!”
I wrenched my knife out of the door, opened it, and slammed it shut behind me, the soldier banging on the door from the inside.
My eyes quickly adjusted to my slightly brighter surroundings. I glanced around and found myself in a hallway, littered with doors identical to mine, presumably filled with future slaves.
I considered using the keys to help them but decided against it. The risk of detection was too high.
I turned to my left and quickly darted across the hallway, barely making a noise. I passed the last of the doors, but the hallway continued. A piercing bright light appeared from behind a corner, and I ducked behind a column.
My heart raced, as the blinding light drew near. Seconds felt like hours, as I could hear the soft echo of footsteps from ahead. I closed my eyes, my back pressed against the wall. The light filled the entire cavern. The footsteps grew louder. My heart pounded from inside my chest.
The light passed by, and I could see the silhouette of a guard, passing by me without a single inclination of seeing me.
I darted around the corner and quickly made my way down the hallway.
I eventually noticed a wooden door at the end of the hallway and quickly made my way to it. I pushed open the door and was enveloped in sound and color. Looking around to make sure no guards were around, I made a break for a forest nearby, not stopping until I lost sight of my wretched prison. My rapid breathing finally subsided, and I sat down to think.
Quickly, I realized that I would have to make a living.
However, being only five, I was sure that no person in his right mind would hire me. And so, I had no choice but to become a thief, stealing from people’s pockets and using the money to barely keep me alive. My work hardened my heart, sharpened my mind, and tuned my skills, until I was truly a master of thievery.
I always say that I’ll stop stealing one day, but the very next, I find myself stealing a few trinkets from a random citizen. It’s like a drug to me. Deep down in my heart, I know that someday, I’ll use my skills for the greater good, but for now, I’m one silver coin short of my next meal.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE Story - Edit Rights - Prologue
R4L
Yes, this does have to do with EE.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
dimonds
God, you’re retarded.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
we need a normal cost for energy items
Originally posted by drew1017:
Originally posted by michaelan:
Originally posted by NathanDrak:
ok i level to the class i want then i want to get the skin i wanted then i have to add energy up to get it i was so mad i almost stopped playing until i write this forum any body respond pls we want a change
Go the fuck away. Mich, I understand you. I’m glad you can stomp idiots like this, but at least leave a suggestion, of use better grammar, detailing, etc. If not, your bascically preventing red ants (I call kongregaters red ants deal with it) from liking EE, And you need to a set a good example. Insulting them will just make them think the community is bad, thus = less players for EE. I have a feeling you just plain out don’t like EE and your trying to shoot it down. Just be a bit softer, Okay?
Stop contradicting yourself; in the span of literally five minutes, you’ve told me to stop being a critic, then to criticise people.
I’ve provided advice for plenty of people, so they can improve and make my life easier, but about half of the EE, Kong population has no hope. People like you continue to be incomprehensible, despite the advice given. Seriously, I got through your second sentence before giving up.
I’ve been doing this for a while; I’m a pretty good judge of who’s hopeless or not. I’ve stopped giving you advice, haven’t I?
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE: Age of the Gammers (Epilogue) FINISHED
Originally posted by drew1017:
Originally posted by michaelan:
Originally posted by drew1017:
Originally posted by MawkM233:
Originally posted by Monshraider:
As I told you in chat, you can make a sequel if you want to; that epilogue leaves room for one. You don’t have to if you don’t feel like it. :)
Indeed. That was what the Epilogue was intended to do, as the final chapter didn’t leave room whatsoever. ^^ Mawk, is it ok if we each make an epilogue for our character? We didn’t get a chance to use an awesome catch phrase like you did. ._.
NO, GOD, NO! Says the critic
Learn what cliches mean before you use them.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE: Age of the Gammers (Epilogue) FINISHED
Originally posted by drew1017:
Originally posted by MawkM233:
Originally posted by Monshraider:
As I told you in chat, you can make a sequel if you want to; that epilogue leaves room for one. You don’t have to if you don’t feel like it. :)
Indeed. That was what the Epilogue was intended to do, as the final chapter didn’t leave room whatsoever. ^^ Mawk, is it ok if we each make an epilogue for our character? We didn’t get a chance to use an awesome catch phrase like you did. ._.
NO, GOD, NO!
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
Everybody Edits [Q&A]
You’re supposed to answer other people’s questions, retards.
It’s a decent idea, but it was poorly executed. Miners, please refrain from making threads until you have the intelligence of the average thirteen year old.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
we need a normal cost for energy items
Originally posted by NathanDrak:
ok i level to the class i want then i want to get the skin i wanted then i have to add energy up to get it i was so mad i almost stopped playing until i write this forum any body respond pls we want a change
Go the fuck away.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
≤Global-1 (Crew)≥
The product of a number and a number would be the multiplication of said numbers. His equation would either read (2^7) xx 19 or 2^(7 × 19) x. Both of which are invalid.
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michaelan
3694 posts
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Topic: Everybody Edits /
EE Shorts Ep.4 A Day With Mich 5/22
Originally posted by drew1017:
Originally posted by wizard2002:
Ok guys you should really stop fighting and being mean to GfG and it is true that Mich is a bully a liar and quite some other stuff that I’m not going to say but for right now just LEAVE HER ALONE AND I MEAN IT. I’m not trying to sound sexist, But you sort of sound like you like her. ._.
…Learn what words mean.
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