Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / (don't lock) Why do Dashneters ALWAYS take the bait?

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Topic: Off-topic / Regarding some anti-religious discussion on here

That’s funny, I just talked to my dudebro Jesus. He wants me to say “fuck you.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When Pipipipipi314 creates a story.

Originally posted by darkbot:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

Your act of randomness has no character to it, and as far as I can tell no obscure references. You sound like a child on ADHD.

A child on ADHD? I thought it was a fgt diagnosis made by doctors. Not a drug.

Well, a child with ADHD. My point still stands.

 
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Topic: The Arts / Shy Guy & Gardevoir: The Cyclop World: The First 8 Chapters (A Fanfic By Gabidou99) (Now with better formatting)

The wind wisps through the ruins of the thread… the leaves sound as this ambient orchestra seems to say in a raspy whisper “autism…. autism…..”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When Pipipipipi314 creates a story.

Your act of randomness has no character to it, and as far as I can tell no obscure references. You sound like a child on ADHD.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Apologies For Last Night

Your drunk/high ramblings are fun to analyze. I conclude you’re very serious and formal on the outside, however you crave for attention and dominance as well as chaos on an interior level. That, or your overdose of weed just overtook you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Discuss the relatively recent electronic sports movement

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

You seem to be very, very jealous of people who are big in E-Sports. You can say they train harder than casual gamers, and not all sports require brute strength; look at chess.

Although you can say it’s suprising people may big money because they can kick a ball, or catch one, or be able to run fast.

I guess you could say the concept of professional sports is equally strange. And I am not neccessarily jealous, just struck by the realization that you can make big fucking money by pressing buttons. Or just trying to make an excuse for a 1337th post, that may be it as well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Discuss the relatively recent electronic sports movement

I find the concept that you can sit on your ass and in some cases win a million dollars just for doing the very thing that nearly every one of us loves (albeit very skillfully) quite interesting. Discuss the Esports movement as well as the lucky bastards individuals who can make a living off of playing video games. Also, discuss MLG fags.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Shipping Thread

Pray tell, o dark one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do chinese and Asian people sleep on wooden pillows?

No, there’s usually a factory for any manufactured product within a couple miles radius. You’ll find a pillow factory somewhere.
Protip: follow the voices of enslaved 5 year olds.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New York proves global warming a hoax

Sure, but soon we are gonna fuck something up and shit all over the environment, whether it means global warming or some other devastating crap. Renewable energy will be necessary at some point, but it will be too late when we realize it. Not to be close-minded, but you can’t deny what is happening right now: average temperature has been rising somewhat since we started burning shit. Not enough to prevent giant snowstorms in NY, but enough to be measured. Coincidence? Possible, but quite unlikely.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What religion are you?

I have nonlinear views, Ubermorgen. There is some shit out there that no one may ever understand, so I am open to anything that I can’t immediately disprove. Before you say, I have been open to Abrahamic religions before, but due to the unreliability of translations, interpretations, and blind faith in general, I can’t really consider that an explanation for my existence. Taking one belief and sticking to it fully would be close-minded and simply idiotic, and that’s not how I am.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Describe OTers in one word

Every single one of you: ohgodno

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ween

Discuss these extremely stylistically diverse pothead bastards and their demon god the Boognish.
Also, what the actual fuck

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What religion are you?

I am somewhat of an agnostic, not believing in any conventional gods but accepting the possibility of a creator, while accepting scientific theories as well.

Originally posted by bobby71983:

Solipsism is the closest thing I have to do with religion.

Solipsism is quite interesting, I must say.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So today, I kissed a real girl for the first time in my life...

As a lumbersexual straight out of True Blood i feel offended Mme.

Brought to you by fucking around in Urban Dictionary!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Game Series That Went To Shit

CoD, definitely. I think Xcom was not very good in the newer Enemy Unknown and Declassified compared to UFO Defense and others, but that could be disagreeable with some.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Hacktivist group in Turkey just deleted $668.5 billion USD in power bills.

Hah! Only if they would attack the filthy capitalists of the US next.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Vegetarians vs cannibals

Cannibals contribute to the decrease in human population, thereby helping with our prominent overpopulation problem. Vegetarians are hypocritical; they eat all the vegetables and end up starving livestock. Besides, why the hell would they subject themselves to protein deprivation because of moral reasons? That completely defies human instinct. I swear, vegetarians are fucking androids and are going to take over when skynet launches. We have to execute them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's That OTer?!

Originally posted by Caravine:

This OTer has a medium post count.
This OTer rarely ever gets complaint about.
This OTer actually contributes around 85% of the time.
This OTer is somewhere between medium-very active.
5 Points.

I seem to fit these. Depends on what you mean by medium post count though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Macguyver Challenge

I will use the rope to tie someone up and use the chain and car battery/cables as torture devices to get answers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm I the oldest person on ot?

Trickyrodent, one of our moderators, claims to be 45 currently. She does not post here that much, though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you think of when trying to sleep?

I come up with batshit crazy conspiracy theories. I usually forget most of them by the time I wake up, so I can’t really give an example.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gardevoir looks like a chicken

At this point I think Gabidou is a grown man troll trying to get attention by being hated all among the community. No level of autism can make someone fall for this bait.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think anyone has ever had a crush on you?

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

‘Crush’ is such a childish term, I think the last time I ever heard this word was in elementary school. Even then, I didn’t really like any girls. I remember one having a ‘crush’ on me though. I caught her trying to sneak a bag of valentine chocolates in my backpack during break time.

High school on the other hand is another story that shant be told here.

This pretty much.
There have been relationships that have ended badly (take a guess why, folks) but those won’t be disclosed here.