Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY SHIT SO I FOUND THIS COOL TRICK

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

holy fuck i still cant believe it
life wont be the same anymore
it makes green magenta and magenta green for a few hours
trees are whole new level now

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all you have to do is stare at the picture for 15 minutes maybe ten but it wont be as good
you dont need to keep your eyes still just relax
a good opportunity to practice your no look handwriting skills

post pictures and results

How?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I HAVE ACQUIRED NUDES OF COCOA

17 pics. 346 secs. PM me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who The Fuck Made Salad Fingers and Why? Were they on Ccrack?

It was weed. People on crack go batshit insane while people on weed are proven to be 7 times more creative.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Second!

Uber, what gamer deserves to call themselves so if they haven’t even played a Half-Life game?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Nintendo thread.

Nintendo sucks, Valve is way better. Nintendo is only fourth in the industry anyways.
and so the flame war begins

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you sleep on

Depends. I sometimes sleep on the couch when I am taking a nap, but when I am sleeping for the night I go to my bed. If I camp, I sleep on the bare tent because it has some kind of padding on the bottom.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Second!

Ubermorgen confirmed troll.



I think that Fallout needs another game, but more dedicated to the play style of the first 2.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the best WW2 campaign game?

Shit guys, don’t answer. Last time I posted on his threads he kept PMing me some advert for a game to get referral points or some crap. Don’t do it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Romney supporter?

Oh. Oh, I- I guess you got me there. I think I’ll just go on now…. Seeya…..

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who The Fuck Made Salad Fingers and Why? Were they on Ccrack?

I think Salad Fingers is a schizophrenic cannibal with multiple alter egos. Watch the series, it will make sense.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kill one, Marry one, Fuck one

Marry the black guy, kill the hobo, fuck the crackhead lady.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GG

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

Get on my level.
I have less value but I am still just shy of 1000 hours wasted. Your puny 275 does not even amount.

1000 hours in games?

Thats all?…

I literally have 3 times that in a single game…. I dont get this.

Okay, that is borderline mental problem level. I have had the account for 10 years, so my time is justified.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GG

Get on my level.
I have less value but I am still just shy of 1000 hours wasted. Your puny 275 does not even amount.

 

Topic: Serious Discussion / Don't you love civil wars?

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Topic: Off-topic / The new creepy stalker feeling in OT...

This is cool. I will go stalk you now, thank you for attracting all this attention to your posts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are/is the most overrated thing(s)?

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

Actually as of July 2014, Microsoft is the biggest video game company. Nintendo is 4th if it makes you feel better. Though it probably won’t considering how hard you likely blindly riding Nintendo’s big, meaty, hairy and smelly cock.

I’m pretty sure Nintendo got more money than Microsoft and anyone else by sales from games/consoles.

top kek
nintendo is broke
microsoft is not only xbox but also windows etc
nintendo is a kid compared to microsoft

You do know we are talking about Gaming and now windows and other stuffs, right?

With the recent release of Xbox 1 under license of Microsoft, they are the top company currently. Nintendo hasn’t had many new ideas recently.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OOooh! Yum- OUGUHGH WTF!!!

Wolf from Payday 2.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your least favorite channel that you frequent/used to frequent.

CN. I used to watch for some of their better shows, but then they pulled them, and Dish TV eventually pulled CN all together, so I never watch it anymore.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is the worst continent and why is it South America?

Originally posted by Aleazor:

inmonkeyness,
It’s a tough call.
Are we willing to sacrifice affable Canada to get rid of the diabolical United States?
Who gives a damn about Mexico.

Quite the conundrum…
I think that we could recruit Canada to fire the vaporization ray, and of course they would evacuate because they would be fired on along with Murica.
You know what? How about we just mass nuke the earth after we pack up and go to mars?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you sacrifice a OTER to bring one back?

Originally posted by Aleazor:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

I’d sacrifice OP for Zam. Zam was pretty cool, but his following of 12 year old asskissers ruined his reputation.

Has it ever occurred to you that Zam is the kind of person who likes that sort of thing?
Adults pretending to be be kids on the internet?
Creepy.

Who doesn’t want to lead a disposable army of manchild asskissers? Maybe not the most skilled bunch, but it’s an army, y’know?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is the worst continent and why is it South America?

Originally posted by Aleazor:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

North America is worse. Capitalism and Texas really taints the reputation there.

But what about poor unimposing Canada?

Canada didn’t declare war on Iraq, so they are commies
Canada isn’t very known for much except Poutine and Gabidou, so people don’t think much of it. Plus, I am not a fan of icy rural areas.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is the worst continent and why is it South America?

North America is worse. Capitalism and Texas really taints the reputation there.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do YOU do when lights out?

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

I read something using a flashlight. I also like to drive out into the nearest urban area and just wander around, and maybe stop by a waffle house and eat a plate of pancakes at 2:00 AM. Otherwise, I just fuck around on OT with my free time because I run a battery powered laptop.

interesting life

Quite.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Integrity/Character/Honesty

I am way too lazy to go in depth here. Sorry.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are/is the most overrated thing(s)?

Being a borderline religious Doctor Who fan, probably that. No TV show actually deserves that following.
Also OT.