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Topic: Off-topic / [EPIC THREAD] Best thread of all times?

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

pokerpo’s mlg mooseum

Yeah, I honestly can find nothing wrong with this thread.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mod logic

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

Let me get this right, you’re blaming moderators for how non-moderators decide to post those “hundreds of posts” in the troll threads? That makes sense. That “actual quality discussion is in constant thread of being locked” is not being threatened, those “hundreds of posts” derailing threads are the reason those threads get locked.

I don’t want to lock threads, you guys are forcing me to when an actually good legitimate thread gets derailed 4-5 pages. I have tried to save threads, believe me, but if you truly cared you could have just private messaged me and been like, “Hey, I really liked this thread you locked. Is there any way you could possibly re-open it by removing the derailment?”

If you’re not even going to half [expletive] an attempt at fixing OT then I don’t see any reason or have any belief you legitimately care about OT.

Lovely post out of Mme this time.
I think I’m done here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Contest + Voting!

OP

 
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Topic: Off-topic / mme is a liar

We need to find someone else to harass aside from Mme and Gabidou. We’ve covered most things worth insulting, and the daily reminders are getting a bit old.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Edgiest character ever?

Originally posted by Fishstickz13:

psshh…easy kid

>autism photo<

Spellcheck fail is strong with this one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / People quoting scientists are full of shit

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:


Guys, this one wack scientist made a disagreeable statement, so if you quote any other scientist you are full of shit.

For the illiterate few in our forum.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If only magikarp could learn any move....

Go back to twatter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FAPPENING 2014 COMPLETE

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by MrCastrator:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Do you know how to type, kiddo?

So you only know how to post images?

Ubermorgen confirmed Gabidou alt.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think women shud stay in the kitchen

Exactly.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If homosexuals are the same as everyone

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

You’re not banned. That’s too much tolerance already. All you do is derail people’s threads for no reason.

Reason of ban: Overwhelming hypocrisy and relentless derails
Doesn’t sound likely, given most of OT is still here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think women shud stay in the kitchen

Feminists should stay in the kitchen. Women can do whatever the fuck they want.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Look whos in 4chan again...

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

I didn’t make the first thread with the image, Amane did.

How are you so sure?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / no fapping or no technology?

Originally posted by cantonaitis:

well religion, or to bone a religious chick.

in my case it’s a bit icky but i had a rare medical condition that made retracting the foreskin very painful. circumcision was the only treatment.

it’s also been used in Africa to combat HIV and some std’s, where condoms either aren’t available or the population doesn’t use them because of religion or culture.

the cleanliness problem – lack of potable water – is also a big problem in large parts of the developing world not just deserts.

This is the only newfag I have ever respected. Notice he will openly admit on OT that he was circumcised for a medical condition. Hail Canto.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Think of any color before entering this thread

Yellow.
Could be worse.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kids are annoying as ****, what do people see in them?

Annoying kids have annoying parents. Maybe the better question is what do people see in people?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could choose a videogame to live in, what would it be?

Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

FTL: Faster Than Light.

Good god, why. You’d want to live at constant risk of asphyxiation, roasting to death, or Mantis claw murder? D:

I find Earth boring and to be honest we don’t look like we are going too far. Maybe I’ll roast in a solar flare or take a claw to the neck, but I won’t die earthbound.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think its ever okay to hit a WOMEN?

Originally posted by ticketick:
Originally posted by Nordog:

My mom is someone who thinks its never okay to hit a women no matter what the situation. I think if out of self defense it should be okay.

DO you think its ever okay for a man to hit a women?

Your Mom is a smart women, After spending 14yrs in the military and having two brother serving in local P.D. forces, I can say with some experience that you should never hit anyone, “thats it don’t hit.”

Ok, now that the party line so to speak, the truth is that you just can’t predict life, I am gonna phrase this like this if any person where threatening the lives my family, friends, or mine, then my friend "better the, than me.’’

Of-course I am talking about an extreme circumstance only like war, riots, and other stuff i’ve seen.

On a day to basis here in the states or wherever you are no, no most time no way, see here is the problem if you hit a women even if you are justified other guys are gonna call you out most times, at min you have to explain yourself to the cops and thats major drag and if you go to court oh boy now that makes for a bad day, at least. And you know no matter what unless you have 3 good witness you know she will say you where the bad guy and she was just defending herself.

You know people lie all the time, to get out of tickets, whatever, so you get into a fight you know you are going to be in the hot seat no matter what, you’ll be stuck having to answer a list of questions.

But wait, the other cases is what if the “person” is armed has a knife you didn’t see. Or worse if he/she is trained in hand to hand combat now what you get is your butt kick by a girl, you see you can’t win.


I could go on and on I think you get that point. But just in case, my point is this. Even if you are right in hitting, even if they give you no choice its almost always not worth it, best to stay away from assholes that want to fight, life is to short for their mental shot comings.


The best this to do unless you life is in grave-danger, is let the pros deal with the crazies just call the cops and walk away or run if have too.


Keep it real


peace out


lmao

Nordog with the real talk.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could choose a videogame to live in, what would it be?

FTL: Faster Than Light.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should all countries stop donating money to Africa ?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by cantonaitis:

space program costs a lot more than overseas development and has less tangible benefits.

donations don’t just keep them alive, they keep them from becoming pirate utopias like somalia or terrorist hives like the sudan.

besides we give more money to Israel than all of Africa.

I think NASA costs taxpayers too much too. Did you know Obama gave them 18 billion this year? That’s enormous for America.

Meanwhile the military invests ~600 billion in wars for oil and we remain the only developed country to not provide universal healthcare to our citizens. Maybe NASA/Africa isn’t the real problem.

Are you trying to use logic and reason against Uber?

Just trying to make him look all the more stupid. Winning an argument with him is a losing battle though, really.

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by cantonaitis:

space program costs a lot more than overseas development and has less tangible benefits.


donations don’t just keep them alive, they keep them from becoming pirate utopias like somalia or terrorist hives like the sudan.


besides we give more money to Israel than all of Africa.


I think NASA costs taxpayers too much too. Did you know Obama gave them 18 billion this year? That’s enormous for America.


Meanwhile the military invests ~600 billion in wars for oil and we remain the only developed country to not provide universal healthcare to our citizens. Maybe NASA/Africa isn’t the real problem.


We have to spend on our military to protect democracy. Remember that America accepted to become the world’s police. Our generosity costs us but it’s worth it if it means keeping freedom safe. NASA isn’t actually helping anyone.


That is actually fucking laughable. I don’t honestly think this is going to be worth the derail. I’ll take this to our shoutboxes once I collect myself from this amount of bullshit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should all countries stop donating money to Africa ?

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by cantonaitis:

space program costs a lot more than overseas development and has less tangible benefits.

donations don’t just keep them alive, they keep them from becoming pirate utopias like somalia or terrorist hives like the sudan.

besides we give more money to Israel than all of Africa.

I think NASA costs taxpayers too much too. Did you know Obama gave them 18 billion this year? That’s enormous for America.

Meanwhile the military invests ~600 billion in wars for oil and we remain the only developed country to not provide universal healthcare to our citizens. Maybe NASA/Africa isn’t the real problem.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / *Smirks*

10/10 best thread

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A secret recipe

The second result to pop up is this thread. I think you may have done something incorrectly.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Looking for Boyfriend

Christ, man, how desperate do you need to be to look towards us of all people for a relationship?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should vegetables be euthanized?

Your trolling is just too obvious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am officially going to lose my virginity in the next 4 weeks, not sure when but 100% sure it will happen then

I see the gene pool has been contaminated beyond repair. Only God can help us now.