Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

40. Several Douglas Adams quotes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Hate My Dad

Don’t try and beat up your dad, man. Stab him, and that will be a more permanent solution.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Do you know any video game for blind people ?

It could possibly be a text adventure except with audio and a braille keyboard.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Racism has gotten WAY too strict and crazy.

Mentioning something about “black people” in your post, the only reason that is racist is the term “black” is politically incorrect. It is like calling a native american Indian.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Question to atheists

I do not argue about religion, I debate religion. An argument usually has 2 selfish sides, does not necessarily require evidence, and isn’t normally resolved with either side accepting that they are wrong. A debate is balanced given both sides keep an open mind, evidence is usually provided, and there can be a definite winner. Arguing is useless and aids nothing but strengthening your own beliefs.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to make friends on halloween

Make delicious roast LOCALS
find your local cannibals
give them roast LOCALS
you are now FRIENDS WITH THE CANNIBALS

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Problem consolefigs????

Originally posted by skiller78:

Screw consoles man, PC GamersFerdayz.

So true. Pc supports everything from Megaman to Resident Evil 1 to Halo 4. Fun for all the gamers.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Kill it. With fire if requested.

 

Topic: Off-topic / SD Adventure

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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I summon the ancient gods of the mustache to trap Andrei and use the thinnest hairs to penetrate the microscopic holes in the shield. The hairs are injected into the cookie, possessing it with the spirit of facial hair. The cookie proceeds to evaporate, leak out of the holes, and reconstruct under command of the mustache. I then send my same squad of iron men and master cheifs along with a batman clone. I also send Axe Cop along. (free cookie to anyone who recognizes the name “axe cop”) I then store the cookie in a Tardis for who the heck cares why.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

Nukes! cookie is mine

After conducting a quite long speech about ending the cookie wars, I fake my own assassination and take an alter ego of the name “Stan Powder”. I continue to the batch of cookies, and scan the cookies for DNA, as the original one would contain traces from most all players. I plant player DNA in a single cookie and hide the original cookie in a safehouse gaurded by heavily armed squads of iron men and Master Cheifs. Also Batman. And myself.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I am a cyborg, so no digesting here. I spit the cookie at your face and pick you up by your neck as your jugular vein ruptures, your windpipe collapses, and your spine shatters. I leave you squirming as you perish quickly.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get hit in the face with vomit from the machine.
I insert fission.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I take my cyborg form alongside Tsaet, the god of radioactivity, and summon the dark master Deklaar to combine the power of pure darkness with a rare Staendell skull, a skull with the ability to create fission at command. Your barriers are no match, so I go in as Deklaar destroys your sanity with ease. Cookie is mine, and is guarded by Kavv, controller of all strength.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Continuous] Would you do ___ for ___?

Nope. #extends neck#

Would you cut off rolby’s face just for the hell of it?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / GUYS FIND MY LOST GAME

Delete this topic. It’s just taking up space in the forums.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Why is my other account banned?

So they ban a name like Pawn Clown but ignore a name like RelentlessKiller? I dont have anything against either name, but WTF Kongregate admins?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Don't Do That! Do This! [Continuous]

Don’t destroy a wedding, crash a birthday party!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

(how is that possible? you didn’t kill wiiwonder.)
There is a war between hexagons and octagons (hexagons are better.) and Thing is caught in the crossfire.

KoTH bolded, underlined AND italicized

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

Y’know, war is really pointless. I’m gonna zap everybody as punishment.
KoTV

-Zeus, in response to the pointless hill wars.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

/gamemode 1
Game mode updated to creative
grab

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I go up the hill and propose that maybe for once this damned world and its inhabitants could get along a bit more, but I just get shot.

Not-KoTH

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

As strong gasses and pollution mix in the air from a war this long, chemical reactions set fire to the atmosphere leaving even the ultimate goal destroyed; the hill. Nobody wins.

KoTH…?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I respawn and do it the old american way, nuke the hilll send masses of soldiers to fight you.
KoTH

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I climb up the hill careful not to be spotted, and as I reach the top, I pull a handgun on the back of Cart’s head. Just as he turns around…

Boom, thump, roll…… (epic x2)

KoTH