Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Everybody in the world has ebola except you

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Topic: Off-topic / Mahmoud Pong

Nice link switch, m8.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ~~ATTENTION~~

Originally posted by Megan_Methane:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

Eh, I’ve seen worse, particularly OP’s mom. proceeds to shout obscenities and insults at beast and run away

GRRRRRR
BEAST FASTER THAN FAT MAN
HULK SMASH!!!!!

ALLAHU AKBAR! explodes on hideous beast

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ~~ATTENTION~~

Eh, I’ve seen worse, particularly OP’s mom. proceeds to shout obscenities and insults at beast and run away

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone on the planet is overweight except you

Originally posted by Cimerax:

Win the Olympics.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A guide to writing young adult fiction

This template describes exactly why good young adult books either don’t happen or are very rare.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You know guys, I'm disappointed none of you has posted this yet

Originally posted by AgainstNexus:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Why isn’t it fat?

Let me help you with that:

This is an accurate portrayal of Gabidou.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HA! The nexus IS RISING!

Your skeleton crew of low-functioning imbeciles don’t worry us. The internet’s giant and overwhelming force of assholes will bury you and all of your followers in a storm of edginess as soon as we start giving a fuck.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

smoke weed evry day
jesus 4:20
The only bible verse that should matter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / help me

Go back to your mom’s basement, m8. If you don’t have the brain capacity or skill to type like a normal human being, you aren’t fit for work yet.

 

Topic: Off-topic / d.o.n.t! a guide to posting on OT

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Topic: Off-topic / Friendly reminder Vegans should be put in mental hospitals because Veganism is very harmful to your body, at least in the way most practice it.

I think I made a point similar to this in another vegan thread. Why other than mental disorder would they place inferior creatures above them in importance?

 

Topic: Off-topic / NEW AVATAR

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Topic: Off-topic / Dream job?

Aerospace engineer. I’m not 100% certain on that, though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How far can we go before you are no longer you

I probably wouldn’t do it, given that technology is unreliable and something like this might happen.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Old religious ladies.

Post a pic of the pamphlet. I wan’t to see just how stupid it is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck the system!

Welcome to OT, mister. We don’t care who you are and how you compare to others, if we choose to troll you, logic and proof won’t change a thing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Vegans

Originally posted by CptEthanA:

I think that what other people do (as long as it doesn’t hurt anybody) is none of our business and that we should not judge it and approach it with an open mind.
My friend who was a Vegan for some time said that the point of it is to save animals, and live longer. I myself don’t understand this because, you would be missing out on many of the vitamins and proteins that promote good health. You need dairy for strong bones, protein from meat for strong muscle growth, and many other things to keep your body healthy and balanced. Just like many other things, being a vegan has its pros and its cons.

Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

I see animals more as a resource than emotional creatures, while on the other hand, I value my health and other’s health quite a bit. This is just common sense, of course. Vegans, however, are nonsensical and can’t grasp that humans are the superior race, so they put other creatures in that void slot of importance. In short, vegans are fools and should be given the rights of the animals they value so much. Vegetarians are a different story though. They eat vegetables for other reasons than ethics. Individuals like Mme don’t eat meat because they simply don’t like it, and I can respect that.

How very cruel of you. We may be more intelligent and more evolved then animals but, just because we are higher up then then doesn’t mean we are better. When slavery was still around in the US, the blacks were perceived as a resource as well because the Whites thought that they were the “Superior Race”.
It is scientifically proven that animals themselves have emotions. They love, they cry, and they have fears just as we do. If you compare the similarities and the differences you will quickly see that we have much in common with many animals.
Saying that this is common sense is pure ignorance. Your opinion is not a commonly held thought throughout the majority of the population so since common means to be done often and since your idea of animals isn’t commonly shared, it cannot be common sense. Don’t be full of yourself and your beliefs because anyone can challenge them and has the possibility proving you wrong.

Fuck, you spent way too much time on that post. Can’t you tell a troll post from an actual intellectual one? I’m not a nazi, I don’t seriously support removing human rights on basis of belief, and I don’t support animal cruelty either. Tone it down a bit, mate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Nexian Civilization Work

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

AKA: Me asking Developous what Nexians should do.

HEY, WE’S GONNA NEED NOBLES HERE DEV!

Originally posted by Zaminick:

I, for one, welcome our new Nexian overlords.

Filthy Nexian scum. I will destroy your race and spit on your grave.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fresh new haircut...

Lighten up kid, you seem really displeased. You could at least try to smile when pictures of you are taken.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Vegans

I see animals more as a resource than emotional creatures, while on the other hand, I value my health and other’s health quite a bit. This is just common sense, of course. Vegans, however, are nonsensical and can’t grasp that humans are the superior race, so they put other creatures in that void slot of importance. In short, vegans are fools and should be given the rights of the animals they value so much. Vegetarians are a different story though. They eat vegetables for other reasons than ethics. Individuals like Mme don’t eat meat because they simply don’t like it, and I can respect that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does post count matter?

Postcount has no effect if you are new to OT. If you have multiple thousand posts in other forums but came to OT 2 months ago you are still a newfag. If you stick around for a couple years and get banned, only to come back on an alt with 30 posts, you are still an oldfag. The point is, we are all fags.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you eat 2 oz of bunny dung for 100,000 US dollars?

How much ice cream do I have? If I had enough, I would probably mix the dung in ice cream and chug water inbetween bites in order to eliminate any poop taste.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you rather be dyslexic or have down syndrome

Id rahter be dsylexci.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bronies or Weeaboos, which would you want here?

Oh god…
I would leave if either arrived in force.