Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / GraphicDesignC: OT's very own Millionaire Matchmaker!

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Topic: Off-topic / 1000th post

Shit, guess I am 1% there.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lets randomly start discussing the Transformers movies here

I do not think this discussion was a product of chaotic processing. This was structured to happen for a reason because OP made a thread about it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000th post

Now we must discuss when it is appropriate for me to leave.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Fault In Our Stars book/movie

No, thank you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the proper way to eat an oreo

3. Put cookie in mouth and then take a drink of milk. Dipping unnecessary.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My whole family got into a argument about a button on the shower

Naw, us showers spray cold narcotics, and if you turn it up, them police (heat) arrive cuz you sprayin so much crack and meth.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HERE COMES THE TRAIN, KIDS

Oooo, that train is sexy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you HAD to eliminate one specific media, what would it be and why?

Definitely games, because to be truthful, it would probably advance the productivity of the entire human race significantly.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My whole family got into a argument about a button on the shower

Man, your shower got buttons? That shit is not gangsta. Naw, in the hood, we just got a knob. 1 knob, bitch, and it controls the on/off position and the heat. Buttons? Fuck that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could infect one person with Ebola...

A US senator, so he can give it to all the other senators and representatives and eventually collapse the government due to the lack of a legislative branch.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dusty old bones

Originally posted by ReallyIntoBooks:

At least people still remember this show.

Ah, there you go.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dusty old bones

Full of green dust

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We are Game Theory and we try to think of new episodes

Title: What the fuck is Zalgo?
Script: As far as we know, Zalgo is a character crea-
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replaced by the hivemind

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off Topic is dying.....

We are actually growing, that is the problem.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Buuuuuuuurp.

This is inexcusable! Off with his head!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I drew Rolby how he sees himself.

100% accurate on his appearance.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / cock sizes?

Originally posted by Quilladin206:


Fixed for you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / cock sizes?

Please stop using superlatives to inflate your ego, filthy. That is my job, as I have the largest cock:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do Some People Get Off On Being Angry/victimised?

I hate people like this. Everything they talk about has truth to it, but constantly complaining about it takes away from everything you do. Sometimes you need to give zero shits about the world you live in and just enjoy your life the way it is.
EDIT: Something to note:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It's hard to manage 4 different accounts.

I only alt when spamming other places. I keep my identity a constant here though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All females, no matter the age, should undergo Female Circumcision and abort all females

Yay extinction of humanity!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GIVE A GOOD REASON ON WHY YOU ARE NOT LIVING IN ARGENTINA

BECAUSE I WAS BORN IN AMERICA AND NEVER MOVED

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you had family in EBOLA Africa, would you change plans?

I read about the symptoms of Ebola and settled that I do not want to suffer from severe flu symptoms and then die while I bleed out my ass. How about they get put in some quarantine in America while I can talk to them through a 4 inch thick bubble of plastic?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / */0{ HEY }0\*

PM me. My buddy Hector has some assets that you can use to help you out.