Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Look at my cool font!

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Topic: Off-topic / god im dooov store drunk i got contact muricans

Goddd…. I’m dove! Store (is) drunk, I got contact. Muricans!

God, I’m dove. Drunk store I got, contact (the) muricans.

Good, I’m dove. Store drunk, I got contact (with the) muricans.

That’s all I got.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's official Mascot Thread.

Originally posted by Seesine:

Koishi Komeiji.

That is fucking creepy.

I vote for this dude

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What user number are you?

2561767

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What age did you start dating??

I dated my sister before I was born.

#fuckyeah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

Originally posted by Caravine:

inb4illuminaticonspiracy.

EDIT: fuckin ninja’d me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / IE Users.

Fuck you all, chrome is better all day.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Seeing all these newfigs scares me...

Newfags do kind of suck. But so do oldfags. I guess OT just sucks.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Liberia: armed men break into clinic and "free" ebola patients

Originally posted by 1shawn1:

Welp.

Get those Darwin Awards ready.

In all seriousness though, the situation is more complicated than people think. The people in Liberia are very suspicious of authority since they’re fresh off a civil war, and (rant)

That being said, these guys are now gonna die of the disease that they didn’t believe existed. And even then, a lot of them will die thinking white people poisoned them or something and that Ebola still doesn’t exist.

Pretty much

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why isn't the band Willknots well-known?

Originally posted by Jmac77877:

Thanks for all the positive feedback. Especially the misuse of the word “their” in “their mediocre”. I played bass in the willknots, I had a great time and play in front of a lot of people…. Soooo. Have fun trashing bands on the interweb.

hahahahaha
no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if digging and you found a 1000 dollar bill, but then a guy came up from behind demanding it?

I’d shoot him and claim he tried to rob me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you feel when you see someone cry? Do you see them as weak? Do you feel sorry for them? For me it depends what they are crying about.

I look down on them as weaklings, never prepared for the reality of the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up from work and Gardevoir is sitting on your roof, naked while watching tv while thinking about if pewdiepie is cool.

OT in a nutshell

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Will dogs one day overthrow humans?

 

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Topic: Off-topic / Kong is close to having a new record of users online

Everyone, spam alts to get it into 70,000!

 
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-Google Chrome

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm CIA

Bane is my pawn.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Riddles

Originally posted by Meistheman:

Damn is she hot

No.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do gay people belong in this world?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Tardigrade Thread.

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

I should study tardigrades and use them as a model for a robot army

This.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "This Pokemon is better than that Pokemon" Debate Thread

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by niceman555:

No one uses BD. There is a popular saying goin around, and it is: if you don’t got a counter to BD Azumarill, you suck.

A lot of people uses BD Azumarill.

Your rules dictate that you must defend your statements with reason. Your post defies your own rules, as you simply tell that “a lot of people use BD” and fail to back it up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You move into an apartment and your roommate is a lifesize Tardigrade which can breath out of water.

Originally posted by V0idGuard:

Lifesize you say?
I guess I would never notice it. I’d hate to crush my roomate though.

Tardigrades are pretty small. Ergo, I would probably assume my roommate disappeared and I would notify the proper authorities and his family.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / At what age did you outgrow bunnies?

A couple minutes ago.