Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

I’m most likely suspending most if not all posting on this forum indefinitely.
It’s either that or I’ll show up again tomorrow.
Seeya later.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is a USA mainland invasion possible??????

It would be very difficult and probably would require the primary use of nuclear weaponry. If a country began marching soldiers on American land, there would be a giant influx in patriotic idiots giving in to military propaganda to come after them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post your rap lyrics here!

Mom’s Spaghetti

Look, if you had, one shot
Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already: mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won’t come out
He’s choking, how? Everybody’s joking now
The spaghetti’s run out, time’s up, over – blaow!
Snap back to spaghetti, oh! – there goes gravity
Oh – there goes spaghetti, he choked
He’s so mad, but he won’t
Give up spaghetti nope, he won’t have it
He knows, his whole back’s to these ropes
It don’t matter, he’s dope
He knows that, but he’s spaghetti
He’s so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this spaghetti, that’s when it’s
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this spaghetti and hope it don’t pass him
You better lose yourself in
Spaghetti (x4)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This spaghetti comes once in a lifetime
(x2)
The spaghetti’s escaping through this hole that is gaping
This spaghetti is mine for the taking
Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a New World spaghetti
A normal life is spaghetti; but superspaghetti’s
Close to spaghetti, it only grows harder
Homie grows spaghetti, he blows it’s all over
These hoes is all spaghetti, coast to coast spaghetti
He’s known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He’s grown spaghetti from home, he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own spaghetti
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold spaghetti
These hoes don’t want him no mo’, he’s cold spaghetti
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and spaghetti. And so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it’s old, spaghetti
But the beat goes on: da-da-dum da-dum da-dah
No more games, I’mma change what you call spaghetti
Tear this motherfuckin’ roof off like two dogs spaghetti
I was playin’ in the spaghetti, the mood all changed
I’ve been chewed up and spit out and spaghetti’ed off stage
But I kept rhyming and spaghetti right in the next cipher
Best believe somebody’s spaghetti’ing the Pied Piper
All the spaghetti inside amplified by the
Fact that I can’t get by with my spaghetti
Five and I can’t provide the right type of
Spaghetti for my family, cause man, these God damn
Food stamps don’t buy spaghetti, and there’s no movie
There’s no Mekhi spaghetti, this is my life
And this spaghetti is so hard, and it’s getting even harder
Tryin’ to feed and water my spaghetti plus, teeter-totter
Caught up between being spaghetti and a prima donna
Baby momma drama, screaming on her too much for me to wanna
Stay in spaghetti, another day of spaghetti
Has gotten me to the point, I’m like spaghetti
To formulate spaghetti, or end up in jail or shot
Spaghetti is my only motherfuckin’ option, failure’s not
Spaghetti I love you but this trailer’s got to go
I cannot grow old in spaghetti’s Lot
So here I go it’s my shot. Spaghetti: fail me not
This may be the only spaghetti that I got
Spaghetti

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Great British class calculator: What class are you?

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

This would be interesting IF I KNEW HOW MANY USD POUNDS ARE WORTH!

~1.50

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Exposing the truth behind the nuclear bomb

The real truth is you are in denial about the imminent threat of widespread nuclear war, so you are relying on flippant rhetorical questions and very rudimentary knowledge of the history of nuclear power/weaponry in order to both satisfy your need to feel important and to extinguish your anxiety about global tensions instead of getting off your ass and doing something about it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what type of juice do you enjoy the most

Grapefruit juice. All other juices are pretty much dwarfed to grapefruit juice in my eyes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Call of Duty 12: Black Ops 3 hype topic

What has Black Ops ever been except hype? All their trailer material has either been pre-rendered or extremely cherry-picked, and the series is full of cheap gimmicks to get the attention of foolishly loyal customers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Yes, OT, there is a new Forum Mod for you, too!

Ah, fuck.
We needed new mods, but not this desperately.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / headphones general

wow
so original

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are any dates notable to u

January 2, 2013.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / oh my god this song is amazing

I’ve never been a fan of metal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dwarvs are gay. Gardevoir is ugly.

Gabidou.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OFFICIAL MAYWEATHER VS. PACQUIAO DISCUSSION THREAD

I didn’t give a shit who won, I just bet on it being boring and going to decision.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Good Month Thread

This one might be a bit less cold.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Commenting "responding to messages is part of his job" on a shout from someone asking if responding to messages is part of an admin's job on an admin profile can get you banned without warning

It might be the fact that your main got banned for a reason, and Kong doesn’t permanently condemn your account just so you continue along on alts seconds later.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does OT think of 9/11

9/11 was staged in order to provide an excuse to further destabilize the middle-east and in turn make it easier to steal their oil.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you like Ruffles?

I don’t like potato chips in the first place, to be honest.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Newfig elimination

Quilladin.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am thinking about spambotting OT

I think I’d live.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / describe the above poster with one word

tryhard

 
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Topic: Off-topic / which temperature units do u use???

F because I’m an amerifag.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / radar816 vs IceBomb45

Originally posted by Uberunrecht:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

Radar.
I liked his posting style much more than Icebomb’s.

What posting style? Boring? I pick icebomb45 because he’s a funny lolcow.

We must have different definitions of “boring”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Am I off topics "grandad"

Sure, albeit a drunk deadbeat one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe what you're most tired of

Orthostatic hypotension.
I fell on my ass after I stood up too quickly and now it hurts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / radar816 vs IceBomb45

Radar.
I liked his posting style much more than Icebomb’s.