Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Dream gun


This thing fires bloody rockets. I need to get this.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When in the back seat of a car...

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Right side, because it’s easier to get out of the car when I’m being dropped off.

What the hell?

Right side is the side of the curb relative to the car in lots of countries.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

4/11 the music video was a bit creepy.
This is one of my favorites
EDIT: Kong is trying to list it as a topic, just remove everything before “youtube” and try again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Write a poem about the picture above you.

that wasn’t a poem bitch
i don’t accept the submission

 
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Topic: Off-topic / fav ting 2 bath n? ? ?

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by aguspal:

Is VeryMature a Maowee alt?

I am begin serious.
What the hell happened to maoWEE anyway?

She got cancer.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Write a poem about the picture above you.

Autism Speaks, true
Gabidou proves the fact here
Shy guy is dumb, bitch.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you own a gun? (Gun thread)

I think that the standards for owning guns in America isn’t tight enough; shootings are way too common. There needs to be some kind of psychological check to check if the owner is stable, regardless of their criminal record.



That being said, I own multiple rifles & shotguns off of the black market to carry out criminal actions of financial motive.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When in the back seat of a car...

Personally, I pick the right so when I look out my window my view isn’t interrupted by random cars. (i am very methodical when choosing meaningless things)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When in the back seat of a car...

…do you usually sit on a specific side? If so, which one?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ask Melfice

Originally posted by aguspal:

The original AMA thread?

Yup.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hello OT

This forum will consume you, beware.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ugh i hate today

Good that. Go fuck David Hasselhoff.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Ask Melfice

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Topic: Off-topic / Post here if you're a [removed]

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by Seesine:

Yeah, you’re confused, I bet you don’t know how it feels to be tired. You aren’t doing anything besides complaining about people saying Gardevoir doesn’t look like a human, all day.

You must not knowing a lot about me.

Nobody really studies you that much; don’t expect people to know that much about you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fellow OTers, please help me with this school bully

Bring your burner to school along with a mask and shoot him. Go home and pretend that you ran from the scene because of the shooter showing up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A tragic story

He was probably drilled out because people don’t fail to notice a boy struggling to get free of cement.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongpanions

Originally posted by andyb112:

Post here

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/376234-new-feature-introducing-kongpanions

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wu-Tang Clan

Fuck you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Freudian chair

I have autism I am severely psychopathic and affected by chronic schizophrenia.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wu-Tang Clan

Discuss how the Wu-Tang Clan is the best hip-hop group ever.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SHOULD the world have a giant NUKE war so it can have a fresh start?

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

If you could survive the war by going to Mars, then millions of rockets would be built and even more would survive just fine.

Yeah, but it would be a secret operation and we would kill anyone else who landed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SHOULD the world have a giant NUKE war so it can have a fresh start?

Yeah, but then this defeats the whole point of the thread; if you could survive the war by hiding in a bunker, then millions of bunkers would be build and even more would survive just fine.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you're an idiot if...

If you spend any considerable amount of time on OT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SHOULD the world have a giant NUKE war so it can have a fresh start?

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Mars is probably less hospitable than Earth will be after the apocalypse. You might as well build your dome here.

OH BLOODY FUCKING HELL MATE
The dome would be blasted by nukes, and I cant predict areas that wont be affected by the immediate shockwave.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SHOULD the world have a giant NUKE war so it can have a fresh start?

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

I would be okay with this if I could put at least 100 people on mars (including me) before the imbeciles below blow eachother apart.

Have fun eating moss and drinking purified urine for the rest of your life.

Better than dying of radiation poisoning, my friend.

You will die of radiation poisoning either way: Mars doesn’t have a magnetic field to protect it from solar flares.

Okay, make it a dome area shielding from outside dangers. You know what I mean though, quit being a smartass.