Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / how much u wanna bet bunneh is gonna lock this

Collecting bets now, forward all cash money towards Daedelus and Whiskey towards your right.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / U CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANY OTER

Originally posted by Caravine:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

I’ll fuck all of you equally. Full homo/straight/a-sexual depending on situation.

Me?

Yeah, for like 5 minutes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / *Quality Threads: Do's And Don'ts.*

tl;dr: niceman is a faggot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / U CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANY OTER

I’ll fuck all of you equally. Full homo/straight/a-sexual depending on situation.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is this thread about

It is about asking about what it itself is about. That’s heavy.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Make $10 Daily

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever typed in a more fancy way?

Etiam. Sicut hic nunc scribo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 50 people vs 3 people with guns?

I say 3 people have LMGs with enough ammo to fully reload it 3 times individually, and they are facing 50 children in heavy duty military armor equipped with steel clubs. You decide.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Smash Bros U has achieved maximum anime

oh god the cheese
so cheesy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GO TO KONGREGATION TC NOW

DO IT YOU BLOODY IDIOTS

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New OT's Official Tinychat Thread (NEWT)

EVERYONE
TO KONGREGATIONTC
NOW

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so i might light myself on fire soon

Just go in there naked with 666 written all over your body and spew satanist chants at everyone. Solves all of your problems.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Search '[your name] the Hedgehog' and post results.


This is literally my exact fucking opposite. I am an indecent person, I give people advice by telling them to kill themselves, I stay inside all day, I hate metal music, I suck at drawing, and I follow strict logic. On the other hand, I love trolls and I am thoroughly used to being bored. (btw im american and i never sing)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I had my first (expletive) experience with a female (Rendered IceBomb Thread)

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by gregorygamer101:

excuse me their are minors on here (im 13 for example) and i think talking about sex on here is bad

Deal with it. Welcome to OT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever lied and said someones cooking is good when its not?

Who hasn’t?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do people smoke?

Originally posted by Vipermonkey5:

Just a little update.
I actually kept 3 cigarettes from the pack because I’m a stupid idiot, smoked them, and now I really don’t feel well. I probably should have listened to those of you that said to throw it all away.

you fucking idiot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What Happened to Graphicdesignc?

I saw him in TC yesterday. I guess he just has a case of actual things to do in real life today.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dear OT,

<— Pretends to be a decent member of the community but really isn’t.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ur mum

Originally posted by andyb112:

you guys are all stupid these mean nothing and they are not funny.

You obviously dont get the point. This is a thread to share jokes, not to insult anyone. You are really the only one at fault here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Weird Sense Of Humor

Originally posted by CowFriend:

Pretty sure its spelled “Wierd”. I took AP English.

No no no, it’s speleed “Werdi”. I have an English major, I know my stuff.

Yeah, pretty much.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and Ra's al Ghul is in your bed.

I would point out to Ra’s that this is quite peculiar, and go back to sleep.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ur mum

Yo mama so fat, she makes the mathematical concept of pi squared look rational!

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is at the end of time, the begining of eternity, the end of space, the begining of every end?

There is no end or beginning. The space outside the universe is theoretically endless, ergo you can go as far as your spacecraft can take you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gabidou99 and Niceman555 are now called Cory and Trevor, respectively

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

k

fucking shitposter cory

Not a bad idea, all though absolutely pointless.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OFFICIAL Snow appreciation thread

Originally posted by Caravine:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

When I lived in the North, the snow was often taken for granted, but now there is literally never snow where I live now. It was relaxing, being in the cold to many people. I think what makes is so beautiful is the fact that the area becomes peaceful after heavy snow. This may be due to the drop in human activity, removing the constant reminder that people are idiots. On the other hand, I hate temperatures above 80 degrees because it is hard to focus on anything else. Anyways, fuck heat, snow 4thewin.

I almost cried win reading this. <3 Get on that emmy annual award show. :)

It wasn’t supposed to be emotional, but do whatever floats your boat man. I just have some good memories in the snow, you know?