Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

(how is that possible? you didn’t kill wiiwonder.)
There is a war between hexagons and octagons (hexagons are better.) and Thing is caught in the crossfire.

KoTH bolded, underlined AND italicized

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

Y’know, war is really pointless. I’m gonna zap everybody as punishment.
KoTV

-Zeus, in response to the pointless hill wars.

Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

/gamemode 1
Game mode updated to creative
grab

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I go up the hill and propose that maybe for once this damned world and its inhabitants could get along a bit more, but I just get shot.

Not-KoTH

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

As strong gasses and pollution mix in the air from a war this long, chemical reactions set fire to the atmosphere leaving even the ultimate goal destroyed; the hill. Nobody wins.

KoTH…?

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I respawn and do it the old american way, nuke the hilll send masses of soldiers to fight you.
KoTH

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I climb up the hill careful not to be spotted, and as I reach the top, I pull a handgun on the back of Cart’s head. Just as he turns around…

Boom, thump, roll…… (epic x2)

KoTH

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Since I was an atheist, I didn’t get affected by the logic bomb. I disguise as a regular person and assassinate wiiwonder. I sit on the newly claimed hill.
KoTH.

athiest brofist

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I triple backflip while spinning horizontally 360 degrees many times, and land on my hands so while Sebba is still shocked and frozen, I kick him in the face sending him down the hill.

KoTH

Topic: Off-topic / Official Rant Thread

People need to deflate their ego a tad bit and pay attention to the real world or I’ll travel around the the country socking inconsiderate, self-centered idiots like them in the nose.

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

Originally posted by sebba:

You get a note saying “If I had a penny for each post in this thread,I’d be a rich man.”

I insert your face,the greatest in Koridai.

(you would have 2 bucks 54 cents)

You get pop.

I insert this post.

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

The machine takes it in and does not respond, because it is forgotten.

I insert a thing.

Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Emergency red socks.

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

4/10
Bullet – Frank Black and the Catholics

Topic: Off-topic / if you had to visit one country that is usa, which would you visit?

Iceland.

Owned.

Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Salted Evolution Tacos

Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Let Eric Run

Topic: Forum Games / The thinking game

You non acidic sentient being!

I’m thinking of something that does not involve 42.

Topic: Off-topic / I have the flu and I was playing with my cat so I googled why do animals not get sick and look what I found...

In fact, god intended dolphins to rule earth. We are the third smartest living thing on the planet. 2. Is dolphins, and 1. is yeast. Many wonder why yeast is smartest, but not the intended leader. I think that the reason is that yeast is physically incapable of running things.

Topic: Off-topic / Police officers are murderers whenever they shoot someone in the chest.

Yeah, but when they shoot them in the head they are doctors.

Topic: Off-topic / Which One Shall I Choose?

Start with all of them and seek 5 more. Preferably people with the dog or goat zodiac.

Topic: Off-topic / help!!!!!!!!!!

Call the squirell cops, you cant take the squirell law into your own hands.

Topic: Off-topic / A girl in my gym class said she didn't believe in science.

Originally posted by denamo:

Why does applying magnets to computers break computers?

The parts responsible for reading data use magnets, so when magnets come in, they are so cool they start an irresponsible party, and when the data cops come, they crash the place, therefore crashing the computer.

Topic: Off-topic / A girl in my gym class said she didn't believe in science.

Moral of the story: Wear protective gear when facepalming, or injury may occur.

Topic: Off-topic / Is scratching unhealthy?

Call an ambulance, you may have arlonphobantalicaladintinlinlopitus. Inflammation of the affalendixal area of the affalical bladder.