Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / New Website

read the guidelines m8
this is gonna get locked

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Topic: Off-topic / Should AbsentTheGreat13 and trickynoshowdent be removed from the mod list?

Originally posted by occooa:

Title is on fleek.

Alex should’ve never been a mod in the first place, so yes.

The fuck does fleek mean?

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Topic: Off-topic / If BATMAN has 2 weeks to prepare do you think that he could beat GODZILLA??????

Is 2 weeks 10 or 14 days?

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Topic: Off-topic / PC gaming is dead

Gaben is far from monopoly of the PC gaming market.
I think you are just dependent on Steam, honestly.

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Topic: Off-topic / Sign this. Please.


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Topic: Off-topic / an introduction

You will be disliked until you stay long enough to adapt to the conditions. Pay close attention to those heavily ridiculed, and try to be as little like them as possible.

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Topic: Off-topic / Add me

I don’t think you’ll particularly like the friends you’ll find around here.

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Topic: Off-topic / Don't you think smoking should be banned?

It would never happen, because tobacco is a huge business and there are already so many smokers. There would be to much resistance against it, despite whether or not it would be a good idea.

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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate's forums have to have the least responsive design ever created [Zamininc thread] [420 friendly] [MLG pros only]

It’s happened to me too, and I think is usually the result of a shit internet connection.

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Topic: Off-topic / Vs. Round #3: Ubermorgen Vs. OnTask


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Originally posted by Zaminick:

>Let’s eliminate people who hate strongly
>here’s a list of people I hate


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Topic: Off-topic / Is Alpha Rush Pro available in free trial pack?

the fuk did u just say
fight me irl u piece of shit

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Topic: Off-topic / Would you rather die of thirst or drown to death?

Dying of thirst is definitely not a good way to go. I’d rather drown, because it doesn’t last long before the affects of asphyxiation ends it.

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Topic: Off-topic / Is atheism and agnosticism a cult?

Originally posted by dias17se:

Atheism is the religion of the wicked, most atheists are either delusional or homosexuals who want to justify their ways.

They keep spreading their beliefs to everyone like a dogma.

Most hilarious atheist arguments go like this :

“There is no God because i cant see it”
“All religion is bad, everything bad ever done was because of religion”
“Evolution is real, we came from monkeys”

And they do have a God, its called Cristopher Hitchens, but God did kill him lol

This is sadly true.
A lot of the atheists of today tend to act like the bible thumpers they inexplicably despise. They start half-assed psuedo-intellectual arguments with just about as much reason as the other side, and cite outdated books they haven’t even read.

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Topic: Off-topic / it's oka dating other girls short time after i broke up?

Do it.
If your ex crawls back, call her a bitch and carry along.

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Topic: Off-topic / Vs. Round #2: Kongregate Vs. Roblox!

It’s still a shithole, just not as bad as Roblox.

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Topic: Off-topic / 2000TH POST

I’m going to celebrate by shutting the fuck up and continuing my normal posting.

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Topic: Off-topic / 1000TH POST

I’m actually pretty close to 2000 posts currently.
Now that I look at it, I actually should make a thread for it now.

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Topic: Off-topic / lol valve is selling mods now

What’s new?

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Topic: Off-topic / Ever go on Omegle before?

I found it difficult to engage someone in a conversation before they instantly posted a/s/l

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Topic: Off-topic / what is ur religion???

I don’t follow any orthodox religion but I do accept the possibility of a higher creator.

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Topic: Off-topic / Vs. Round One: Chicken Vs. Beef.

How is this a competition?

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Topic: Off-topic / Apparently my dog got ran over


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Topic: Off-topic / Can you recommend me a HARD game?

Hotline Miami 1 & 2. It’s best described as a fast paced trial and error fuck-em-up.

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Topic: Off-topic / What do you remember users by?

Avatar and posting style are the main 2 for me. I tend to pay attention to avatar as an identifier straight away, but when alts/newfags pop up I look at posting style.