Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / DashNet Reacts to Zam's Permabanning

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Topic: Off-topic / OT DEBATES #1: Does God Exist?

I don’t believe in any conventional gods, but accept the possibility of the existence of one that we haven’t made contact with.
Answer- Impossible to know.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official OT Flamewar Quarantine Initiative Thread

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

What would I have to do?

Should you engage in a dispute, you use the masterthread that I make.

Someone should inform Gabidou about this right away.

So I take that you are in?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official OT Flamewar Quarantine Initiative Thread

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

What would I have to do?

Should you engage in a dispute, you use the masterthread that I make.

Originally posted by darkbot:

Do you need such services?

If so I raise my electronic hand for this cause.

I don’t need it personally, but OT as a whole does. I’ll put you down as a participant until further notice.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gabidou admits to searching for sexual mega shiny Gardevoir pics

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Lol. I like searching for weird shit, I wanted to see if there was people with fucked up fetishes. Just like I said.

A fetish for a thing you really seem to like.
Hmm.

If I would ever faps to Gardevoir it would be to Regular Gardevoir.

Oh boy…
You have no idea how far down you’ve dug yourself, Gabi. I’ll be right back, grabbing my popcorn.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so, ive been gone, whats happened while away?

I showed up, shortly before you left I think. We also very much hate each other. You won’t be an appreciated addition, let me tell you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Bill Cosby a pervert?

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by dias17se:

Since he´s black and comedian he´ll never go to jail.

Or… and hear me out on this… he raped the women years ago and there’s no physical evidence any more.

How do you know that then? Are you just taking someone’s word for it, or did you previously have physical evidence?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you ever click the new thread button, but immediately forget what you were doing?

I don’t make threads much, but when I do I try to plan it out very well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Freudian Slips

When I’m making a joke, I can sometimes spoil the punchline before I get to it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new era of OT.

Originally posted by darkbot:

Welcome OT. Papers please.

On the contrary, making OT terrible was a team effort from every single one of us.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT Christmas Tree - 2014


Corporate christmas to be specific.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new era of OT.

Employ IP bans.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Speaking of 2012...

I will rephrase your question:
When can we expect it being 2 years from 2012 again?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Speaking of 2012...

I think this is the only year 2 years after 2012, friend.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / In accordance of Kongregate's hypersensitive, very discrimatory policy against Nazis, I have made changes to my avatar

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

First you’re a communist, now you’re a nazi
Make up your mind will ya

They’re the same thing.

Communism is an economic system. Nazism definitely is not a way to handle the economy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Quit Kongregate

You obviously know nothing about OT, kid. Nobody misses anybody (except maybe zam and his asskissers), and any OTer worth his weight in salt has a hatred for at least 7 individuals here, not counting newfags.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is what passes for a big guy these days

Nazi fag, I use the vocabulary I want. Besides, yours is very limited to “autism” and other idiotic language.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Biblical Loophole !

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by th3tr00p:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

You just don’t get it. Every “loophole” and “mistake” is actually a metaphor. Ask your pastor for more details.

I’m banned from my local church due to a tattoo on my left-forearm/shoulder.

Should’ve thought a bit before soiling God’s work.

Earth is god’s work by religious standards. We’re fucking it up. Ergo, every christian who drives a gasoline car is hypocritical, and most of us are going to hell.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Good thing oil extraction isn’t bad for the Earth then.

Okay, so let’s assume global warming and fracking and shit is a facade so that hippies can live in their utopia. Now explain the exhaust smog in Delhi (and other places) that causes the death of approximately 10,500 individuals each year. I don’t think peace-loving treehuggers would cover numerous places in smoke and kill 10,500 people a year just to get their way. Pollution is a real problem, Ubermorgen. It may not be global warming that fucks us over, but smog or something else will.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is what passes for a big guy these days

Originally posted by dias17se:

No, this is the real men of today. Embrace the lumbersexual in you.

That is a fucking man right there, comrades.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Biblical Loophole !

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by th3tr00p:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

You just don’t get it. Every “loophole” and “mistake” is actually a metaphor. Ask your pastor for more details.

I’m banned from my local church due to a tattoo on my left-forearm/shoulder.

Should’ve thought a bit before soiling God’s work.

Earth is god’s work by religious standards. We’re fucking it up. Ergo, every christian who drives a gasoline car is hypocritical, and most of us are going to hell.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Biblical Loophole !

The bible has plenty of loopholes, as it derives from many, many different mythological stories and was probably written by lots of people over time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Worth Staying?

Originally posted by MaoWEE:

Please refrain from being friendly and openminded. It could be contagious, and it’s fucking pathetic. Thank you.

Fuck you, MaoWEE. You’re welcome.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You know what grinds my gears?

Originally posted by darkbot:

You know what Grinds My gears…

I made the thread first.

When people make threads just to get a point out, when there’s a official rant thread.
(Sadly i cant find it D: )
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Anyways. yes, I hate biting my lips. It hurts like hell, and it happens even when I don’t know it.

It leaves nasty blisters when I look at it.

Check here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You know what grinds my gears?

I fucking hate it when people complain.
turn on your sarcasm detectors, kids!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just roomed with Gabidou99

There you go, hole.