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Topic: Off-topic / Official/Commonly used Threads Masterthread (Read before making a thread!)

OTFQI thread

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official OT Flamewar Quarantine Initiative Thread

In order to improve the condition of this forum, I wish create a quarantine thread to quell the flames of war by limiting the spread. Should you wish to not derail a thread (im eyeing you, ubermorgen) you would come there to settle a dispute. Now, judging how this thread in question will be shot down immediately by trolls, I wish to assemble some people who will actually make use of it. In comes the OT Flamewar Quarantine Initiative (OTFQI). I want at least 10 people to sign for this (not including me), or I will not go through with the plan due to lack of reliability. Theoretically, we could dramatically improve the lifespan of decent threads if all 10 people could use this to take their argument (possibly containing multiple people) to our thread along with the other people involved. And keep in mind, after the quarantine is made, more can join the initiative. I hope we can eventually change this forum for the better. Anyways, just make a post indicating that you wish to sign and I will add you to the list.

OTFQI members:
Inmonkeyness

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Games that are currently being given away for free

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

all games are free for me cuz im a pirate

Good point.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Games that are currently being given away for free

Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

You took the time to make this list and share it with the people of this forum.
That is the definition of absolutely unnecessary kindness to horrible people.

And I’m gonna do a few puzzle giveaways by myself. Soon ™

Shit, man. Maybe this place isn’t at all bad as I thought.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Games that are currently being given away for free

You took the time to make this list and share it with the people of this forum.
That is the definition of absolutely unnecessary kindness to horrible people.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rolby's swag.

Originally posted by aguspal:

https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/es/Rolby%20is%20cool.%0AHe%20has%20swag.%0AHe%E2%80%99s%20super%20swaggie%20cool.%0ARolby%20is%20cool.%0AHe%20has%20swag.%0AHe%E2%80%99s%20super%20swaggie%20cool.%0A%28Pause%29%0AYeah.%0ARolby%20goes%20the%20club.%0A%28Goes%20to%20the%20club%29%0ABut%20he%20don%E2%80%99t%20drink.%0A%28he%20don%E2%80%99t%20drink%29%0ARolby%20reads%20the%20paper.%0A%28Reads%20the%20paper%29%0ABut%20he%20don%E2%80%99t%20have%20to%20think.%0A%28He%20don%E2%80%99t%20have%20to%20think%29%0ABecause%20he%20already%20knows.%0A%28Already%20knows%29%0AWhat%20it%E2%80%99s%20gonna%20show.%0A%28Gonna%20show%29%0A%28Chuckles%29%20Yeah%2C%20he%20knows.%0AYou%20see%2C%20what%20it%E2%80%99s%20gonna%20show%2C%20Rolby%20already%20knows.%0AIt%E2%80%99s%20gonna%20say%3A%20Swag%2C%20Swag%2C%20Swaggie%20Swaggie%20Swag.%20Rolby%20got%20so%20much%20swag%2C%20swag.%0ASo%20much%20swag%2C%20ya%20can%E2%80%99t%20put%20it%20a%20bag.%0ASwaggie%20Swaggie%20Swag.%0ASwaggie%20Swaggie%20Swag.%0ASo%20super%20swag%20that%20he%20can%20call%20everybody%20fags%20and%20when%20he%20plays%20games%20he%20don%E2%80%99t%20have%20to%20lag%20when%20he%20tosses%20a%20frag%20and%20he%20rips%20the%20enemies%20up%20like%20rags.%0ASwag.%0ASwag%20Swag%2C%20Swaggie%20Swaggie%20Swag.%20Rolby%20got%20so%20much%20swag.%0A%28It%E2%80%99s%20not%20finished%2C%20and%20I%E2%80%99m%20probably%20not%20going%20to%20continue%20it%29

(Originally made by Ninjitsu_Piratr).

Agus, you win bragging rights for being the first person to have the patience to go and find that post.
ceremony
Okay, there you go. Bragging rights achieved.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to get girls

Originally posted by Toa_of_Pi:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Also, can I skip over step 1, and go back to complete it after step 3?

Step 4 is to be vague, the ladies like that. Sorry for the confusion. And no, some rolbies aren’t boys and you cant really go back when you are rolby because #yolo and also #noregrets, so you may be stuck.

It appears that I have no choice but to skip directly to step 5. Oh well. Thanks for the help!

quoted for format fail

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off Topic?

idk u tell me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Windows 8 looks like it sucks absolute ass

Hello. I am Bill Gates, and I will be teaching you how to count to ten.
1, 2, 3, 95, NT 4.0, 98, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
applause
Thank you, thank you.
-bill gates opinion on ebola

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to get girls

Originally posted by Toa_of_Pi:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

how to get girls:
>be a dude
>be straight
>be rolby
>???
>profit
ther u go 5 esy stepz to girls

Step 4 is a bit vague. Can you elaborate?
Also, can I skip over step 1, and go back to complete it after step 3?

Step 4 is to be vague, the ladies like that. Sorry for the confusion. And no, some rolbies aren’t boys and you cant really go back when you are rolby because #yolo and also #noregrets, so you may be stuck.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I couldn't really find an appropriate title.

Ubermorgen, for the record, I said that pictures were not necessary. They chose to, not my fault.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rolby's swag.

Here is Rolby's swag scale:
[-------------]
Example placement: [-------|------] My placement: [--------------]---------|-
 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to get girls

how to get girls:
>be a dude
>be straight
>be rolby
>???
>profit
ther u go 5 esy stepz to girls

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I will destroy the U.S. government

I already shot some dude in Canada outside the parliament building, they will blame it on ISIS and we can get down to business on our plot.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MEWTWO IS RETURNING & RIDLEY IS STILL A FUCKING BOSS!!!!!!!

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by andyb112:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by andyb112:

>third from the 2nd-bottom right

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

I have no idea.

If I pulled it off, would he die?

I imagine it would be extremely painful.

For you.
im sorry i had to do it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I couldn't really find an appropriate title.

Google your full name (first, middle, last) and relay results. No need for pics.


I got gay porn, celebrities with similar first names, and strange modern art. So, yeah, fuck me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Hold on, I think this thread should win an award. It is underailable as it has no rail. Somebody make a thread competition so this thread can win. I am serious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Weird Al Yankovich

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

hes neat but doesnt got the level of swag i got

And that fact that you just said swag makes you a fucking retard in my mind.

or maybe your just jelly of me? i think thats it

Yeah, hobo is jelly.


By the way guys, the next person who responds to this guy will push this thread over the edge of derailment, so none of you motherfucking imbeciles better do it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:
Originally posted by andyb112:
Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

i got swag #swag

That what you think.

thats what i know

No, man, this guy is swag. Swag is literally synonymous with this guy. Not even figuratively, I am using proper English.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Rant Thread

Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible god while slaughtering a visible nature, without realizing this nature that he slaughters is the invisible god that he worships.
-some old guy, idk


ubermorgen dont you dare touch this damn post you are not derailing another thread i swear on my digital wristwatch that i will fucking hunt you down if you even mention this here

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Nintendo thread.

So what? What about 4th party? What then?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Weird Al Yankovich

He is a pretty cool guy.
Your thoughts?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you fuck yourself?

As long as it is an opposite gender version of equal sexiness, because I am probably like 8/10 in my current state.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Give yourself a gay fashion model name

Sergei ze Vabulous!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Battleship is the spooky of decent threads.