Recent posts by inmonkeyness on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and Mr T is eating breakfast in ur house.

I would become stricken with inspiration, and make the most original thread in OT:
What would you do if you came home from work and saw Mr. T on your roof?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Random Talk (Compliments, Complains, Etc.)

Originally posted by Everything2:
Originally posted by FunnyaxeRealm:
Originally posted by Everything2:

How about a competition to see who has the most points, highest level, most fans/friends, and/or the most badges? Whoever wins gets a prize…the prize TBA. Ready, set…go!! I have 37 fans and friends, I’m Level 1, I have 33 points, and no badges.

Biggest fail in OT history.

Well, I’m sorry that you have to be hateful. So, then, what SHOULD I do?

Postcount is sort of a badge to prove you aren’t a retard. OTers will immediately ignore you and call you a newfag if your postcount is too low. Ergo, you are screwed until you get about 150 posts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How would you guys feel if someone took all the syrups

Originally posted by FunnyaxeRealm:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by Hallucent:

If they took away High Fructose Corn Syrup forever I would be incredibly happy.

Hippie!

smoek wede ery day

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your opinion on Alts?

I think I’ll make an alt when I get tired of posting under this character.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How would you guys feel if someone took all the syrups

Originally posted by Hallucent:

If they took away High Fructose Corn Syrup forever I would be incredibly happy.

Hippie!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WELL TIME TO GET BACK TO WORK

Originally posted by burntfires22:
Originally posted by FunnyaxeRealm:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

Yup! I was at my job for eight hours yesterday (and paid for seven hours of work, I stayed after while eating my employee meal and talked with my fellow employee about opening/closing stuff and what not before I open by myself today for the first time) and I’ll be leaving for work in two hours or so.

Kind of why I fell asleep so early last night, I’m off tomorrow though haha.

wow that’s hilarious

not as much as you though.

Ohohoho shots fired.
Watch out Aldir.

SHOTS FIRED! DEFCON 5! MAN DOWN! OFFICER WOUNDED! EXPLOSIVES ON SCENE! THE COVENANT IS ON REACH!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Someone [removed] from OT passed away this evening... :/ RIP

“he”

I thought Frone was an “it”?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could meet any kong user IRL who would u meet?

Probably Gabidou, just so I can really know how much of a blind idiot he is when I insult him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it possible to have too many games?

You can never have enough games. Well, as long as you can provide for yourself properly with the money you didn’t spend on games.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sex

I expected this to be a “haha got your attention” shitthread, but it actually is a discussion.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the official KONGregate Thread for disCussing other websites (KONGTC)

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
[Link]

That is the lowest form of malicious linking I have ever seen. Go get some plasma burns in your brain.

Netflix is the shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Over the top Anime and Manga suggested to be outlawed (CNN Article)

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:


Seems innocent right, but in reality:

omgwtf toaster changed his avatar

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 2nd day back from having no connection for 2 weeks

I went 3 months when I moved.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Assuming Chickens are as intelligent as Humans...

Uncanny valley effect.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / maoweenese courist: 4 beginnerz. #V1 - prepperation

I fucking hate you. Sign.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is your favorite couple of OTers? (Hardcore thread)

Rolby and any idiotic troll used to be hilarious to me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

Originally posted by ProbablyWalrus:

Welcome back Monkey.

Thanks, but I’m not welcome.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DESCRIBE YOUR OWN AVATAR WITH 3 WORDS

Simple
Abstract
Confusing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's currently the biggest troll in OT?

We are all equal trolls, and I am the most equal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / And you thought I was retarded when I joined OT.

Originally posted by burntfires22:

You’re still an idiot sometimes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

I am back a bit early.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / help rolby is unfithfull

I am laughing my ass off.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Mountain Dew Thread

Originally posted by PhotonRaine:

I’d rather have Dr Pepper.

HERETIC!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

I’ll be out for about a little over a week. I’ll see you neanderthals later.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why

The shit threads will never stop.