Recent posts by thecheaterdude on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Q: What will really happen on Dec 21, 2012?

I know some events that are pretty likely to happen:

It’ll rain somewhere in the world

Someone will die

Someone will be born!

It will snow somewhere

Someone’s dog will die

Someone will fall asleep

Something non-apocalyptic.

Topic: Swords & Potions / Anyone want a Guild

I need one.

Topic: Stencyl / Why I like stencyl

I like Stencyl because it’s simple and easy-to-use

Topic: Game Design / Making Graphics!?

I’m making a zombie survival game and Paint is working pretty well for me. I just have simple graphics. 2-D, No shadows, solid colours.

Topic: Off-topic / 999 ways to get wet.

Jump into an ocean of water that has ice in it.

Topic: Off-topic / You wake up, only to find that reality has become your dream

We would be in the Halo universe but its filled with zombies and sluts.

Topic: Off-topic / C = K

This is stupid.

Topic: Off-topic / Swimming

Yes.

I would save them if they were less than 50 feet out.

Topic: Off-topic / You're transported back in time to 9/11/01 in front of the Twin Towers, 30 minutes before the first plane is about to hit.

Call Chuck Norris

Originally posted by IndomiPhoenix:

I don’t really know since changing the past could drastically change the future; I would probably still try to get people to evacuate even if it did alter the future. Regardless, I don’t think 30 minutes is enough time to save everyone, quickly turning this into a living hell as you know what’s coming but are powerless to stop it.

Technically if you change something in the past nothing will happen because in reality the way it DID turn out was because of someone going back in time

Topic: Off-topic / You're transported back in time to 9/11/01 in front of the Twin Towers, 30 minutes before the first plane is about to hit.

Call Chuck Norris

Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / GTMC (READ FIRST POST!!!) [150 Pages!]

ITS TOO DIFFICULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/sarcasm

Qualna

Topic: Forum Games / 4 word story game

And because of that

Topic: Forum Games / 4 word story game

So Chuck Norris entered

Topic: Off-topic / You are in space

Can you see me? I can see you!!!!

Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft fans are the biggest retards ever.

Wait you DIDNT know that every fanboy was an idiot?

Topic: Off-topic / The Official Zombie Thread

1. I wouldn’t hide. I would dress up like a zombie and those morons won’t be able to tell the difference. Unless…..Cannibalistic zombies? shit

2. Supplies? I live in an area full of farmland.

3. Make-up (see above) food, 360

4. I wouldn’t need a weapon (See above) But in emergencys I have a nice knife

5. Survivors? They would shoot me on the spot (see above)

6. A knife? Where to get a knife…….

7. Not nessecary. See above

8. HELL YEAH!!!! Not going to be hanging outside all the time.

9. See above

10: End it? Why? I can do whatever the hell I want!!!!

Topic: Off-topic / You Find Yourslef In A Room

THIS WAS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Topic: Stencyl / LLLLAAAAAGGGGGG

My first shot at a custom behaiviour lagged so bad. Checked code and there was a tad bit of recursion. That’s probably your problem.

Topic: Off-topic / chuck norris vs hitler

Originally posted by Kazan_Epic:

No.
He has his own martial art.

What’s your point?

As said above what’s one man’s martial arts versus an entire army?

Topic: Off-topic / chuck norris vs hitler

Originally posted by Kazan_Epic:

Originally posted by thecheaterdude:

Originally posted by axlkoegoskyeg:

Originally posted by Vegard20:

Hitler would just shoot down the old guy if he was still alive. Martial Arts suck when they’re against firearmed Germans.

Except, for the fact that Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris I would LOVE to see Hitler surviving for enought time to aim and fire.

Chuck Norris got beat by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon and was captured by vietnamese soldiers in Missing in Action

And earth is being attacked by aliens.
Oh wait, those are movies.

And as far as I know of Chuck got his fame from movies.

Topic: Off-topic / chuck norris vs hitler

Originally posted by axlkoegoskyeg:

Originally posted by Vegard20:

Hitler would just shoot down the old guy if he was still alive. Martial Arts suck when they’re against firearmed Germans.

Except, for the fact that Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris I would LOVE to see Hitler surviving for enought time to aim and fire.

Chuck Norris got beat by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon and was captured by vietnamese soldiers in Missing in Action

Topic: Off-topic / Obama has control of internet.

Originally posted by Kratix:

The amusing thing is that Americunts are like “OMG LOL AMERICA IS THE LAND OF THE FREE EUROPE ARE FASCIST COMMIES”.

I know it’s kinda funny how ignorant some of them can be.

Topic: Off-topic / chuck norris vs hitler

Hitler has an entire army so yea

Topic: Off-topic / If you could transform into any animal you want

A hunter from Halo

Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / GTMC (READ FIRST POST!!!) [150 Pages!]

Oh I got it.

Mardeks Mom (whatever her name is)

She’s alone because Mardek and Enki are on adventures and alot of stuff is unknown to here (such as Enki’s past)