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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!! :P

Celebrate with bacony fireworks!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Micheal Jackson Dead

YOUR KIDS ARE NOW SAFE!!! :P

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

heyy… whats with the random conversation? haha….

andd i found a good parody of an eminem song on bacontoday.com. hah.
check it out on http://bacontoday.com/category/fun-stuff/

You may remember a couple days ago we release the awesome Eminem bacon song parody from our resident bacon song pariodists Kristen & Jen. Well, today we bring you the lyrics so you can sing along as you listen to the MP3. Enjoy!

[Intro]
Two trailer park pigs are ’bout to get fried;
’bout to get fried, ’bout to get fried

Two trailer park pigs are ’bout to get fried;
’bout to get fried, ’bout to get fried

Guess who’s back
Back again
Jen is back
Tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back
guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back..

I’ve created the flavor, cause nobody wants to eat chicken no more
They want pork, not chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want pork, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of smoked mixed with some maple sugar
Some grease that’ll jump start my heart quicker
than the shock I get finding out from you that
the doctor just told you,
you’re coming down with Swine flu

You waited this long, to cook the bacon
now I’m back, I got a stack and I’m salavatin’
I know that you got a job Miss Piggy
but your feet and ears are so tast-y
So the P E T A don’t like bacon today
or let me eat meat, so let me see
They try to shut me down on Food TV
But it feels so healthy, without me
So, come on and flip, the pork sticks to your hips
want that taste on your lips, mix up some with the grits
And get ready, cause this meat’s about to get greasy
I just fried another batch now, get your plates ready!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just fry me
Cause we need to get a little, greasy
Cause it feels so healthy, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just fry with me
Cause we need to get a little, greasy
Cause it feels so healthy, without me

Pork Medallions, I’m feelin the talent
the fatness of creation is fabulous
I start feelin like I’m needin a snack soon
’til someone comes along in the kitchen and yells FLU!!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a pandemic, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone eatin my stash
And it’s a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of this flu crap, it’s just a shame
Cause I’m back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Love your piggies, kiss their snouts they’re not the the ones to blame
enter in, into the kitchen like a winner
The center of attention, back for your dinner
I’m just creating, the best thing since bacon dressing
Infesting in your pig’s ears and nesting
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the excitment, soon as someone mentions meat
Here’s my pork rinds, my ham and my links
A pork chop and some ears? You didn’t want the feet?

[Chorus]

A-tisket a-tasket, I got a few pounds in my basket
anybody who’s talkin this fat, that’s fat
Miss save the pigs , you can get your ass kicked
worse than those little go greener bastards
Do you know me? You don’t even know my homies
you have no idea what you’re missing out on honey
But that’s ok, you don’t know do you,
It’s over, nobody eat’s your tofu!
Now let’s go, just gimme the signal
I’ll be there with a whole pound hearin’ the sizzle
I been there, coming up with the hot rhymes
ever since Kris turned herself into a bacon rind
But sometimes it just seems
everybody only wants to bash the meat
So this must mean the bacon’s got grease
But it’s just me, I’m just obese
No I’m not the first queen of bacon parodies
I am the best thing since K-winaslski
to do bacon music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There’s a concept that works
Twenty million other meat rappers emerged
But no matter how many pigs in the sea
It’ll be so healthy, without me

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / 2nd Korean War??

“SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.

Off China’s coast, a U.S. destroyer was tailing a North Korean ship suspected of transporting illicit weapons to Myanmar in what could be the first test of U.N. sanctions passed to punish the nation for an underground nuclear test last month.

The Kang Nam left the North Korean port of Nampo a week ago with the USS John S. McCain close behind. The ship, accused of transporting banned goods in the past, is believed bound for Myanmar, according to South Korean and U.S. officials.

The new U.N. Security Council resolution requires member states to seek permission to inspect suspicious cargo. North Korea has said it would consider interception a declaration of war and on Wednesday accused the U.S. of seeking to provoke another Korean War.

“If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will … wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all,” the official Korean Central News Agency said.

The warning came on the eve of the 59th anniversary of the start of the three-year Korean War, which ended in a truce in 1953, not a peace treaty, leaving the peninsula in state of war."
By HYUNG-JIN KIM, Associated Press Writer
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_koreas_nuclear

… o.0
Are we all going to die??

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Andd people ask, why bacon?

welll:
-The most versatile meat on the planet deserves some respect.
-Breakfast is not the only meal for bacon.
-Fashion, Art, Music…all industries seriously devoid of bacon.
-Bacon is a treat for all the senses.
-Frozen bacon should not be used as a weapon (although it happens).
-As some folks have said — it’s the candy of meats!
-Bacon is just completely amazing…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 2nd Korean War??

SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.

Off China’s coast, a U.S. destroyer was tailing a North Korean ship suspected of transporting illicit weapons to Myanmar in what could be the first test of U.N. sanctions passed to punish the nation for an underground nuclear test last month.

The Kang Nam left the North Korean port of Nampo a week ago with the USS John S. McCain close behind. The ship, accused of transporting banned goods in the past, is believed bound for Myanmar, according to South Korean and U.S. officials.

The new U.N. Security Council resolution requires member states to seek permission to inspect suspicious cargo. North Korea has said it would consider interception a declaration of war and on Wednesday accused the U.S. of seeking to provoke another Korean War.

“If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will … wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all,” the official Korean Central News Agency said.

The warning came on the eve of the 59th anniversary of the start of the three-year Korean War, which ended in a truce in 1953, not a peace treaty, leaving the peninsula in state of war."
By HYUNG-JIN KIM, Associated Press Writer
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_koreas_nuclear

… o.0

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

BACON GAMES!?!?!?

Quest For Bacon Created by EddsWorld
http://www.kongregate.com/games/eddsworld/quest-for-bacon

Bacon Lettuce Tomato Created by IanStokes
http://www.kongregate.com/games/IanStokes/bacon-lettuce-tomato

andd i shall be searching for more.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Originally posted by sportsmaster19:

a world without bacon is a world without peace!

And that is my motto on life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Okkk. So, here’s the new, current list of Baconators!!
-JoeDirte
-ZachAttack
-Blazinice
-Chiuy1
-MintyMartin
-Hram (Marh)
-Pizzahut5000
-Dctaco12
- And of course UzumakiNaruto, because he loves us so much!!

The Baconators are open to all Kongregaters, just ask to join.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

yeahh.. Long ago, back when we first start the baconators in ’07.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

god.. another bacon-pie war. hah.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Nahh, it seems Polish people do not really have bacon.. and it’s quite depressing. We need to share the love of bacon with Europe!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Originally posted by Minnakht:
Originally posted by pizzahut5000:

what does bumping something mean?

Originally posted by UzumakiNaruto:

…Stop bumping this piece of shit.




And before someone makes a smartass comment about how I just bumped it, don’t…


It means posting in it just to bring it to the forumtop.


Also, this thread is now about lack of BACON in eastern Europe.


We don’t have bacon in Poleland D:

AHHHH!! We must take bacon to Europe!! Even if must force our bacon upon them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Originally posted by UzumakiNaruto:

…Stop bumping this piece of shit.

And before someone makes a smartass comment about how I just bumped it, don’t…

…heyyyyyyy. didn’t you just bump it?
had to be done
hah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Test My New Game!

gibsongod50@yahoo.com

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Mayonnaise prepare to have your ass kicked!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

..dear god…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Originally posted by MarmaLadeWarri0r:

I heard you don’t like spam……

AHH!!! SPAMM!!! .. that stuff is sick..

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Why must everyone be so serious. hah.. lets just talk about bacon!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

The thread is intented to be about bacon, and maybe a little funny.. And youre just spamming about how it makes no sense.. How about, you find a thread that interests you, and you comment in that?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Some Bacon factssss :P

- It’s one of the oldest meats in history; the Chinese were preserving and salting pork bellies around 1500 B.C.
- While heavy on salt and kind of high in calories, bacon has no trans fat at all. Several slices of bacon are healthier in terms of calories, salt, fat and cholesterol than a hot dog, hamburger or glazed donut.
-If you lay all of the Bryan bacon end-to-end that Waffle House serves in a year, it will stretch from Atlanta to Los Angeles seven times! (That’s more than 21,000 miles of bacon)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

If you believe the thread is some bad.. stop reading and commenting on it.. hah. its quite simple.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Andddd i am now putting together a new roster of baconators! so. just ask to join.

.. and im surprised no one has done the Kevin Bacon joke yet.. hm..

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

NO BACON!!. o.0 i feel sorry for you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Baconators Forum

Originally posted by SevereFlame:

I’m not in the group, so it must be pretty lame.

andd for that.. anyone can join.