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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's ITCHY BANDAGE BUTT - Day 3 (Deadline: 12/23, 8 PM MST)

Who are we voting and why?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia-Based] Escape (Night 3)

Hyp hyp confirmd confirmed

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Ignsay

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's ITCHY BANDAGE BUTT - Day 3 (Deadline: 12/23, 8 PM MST)

Confirmed.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Beacon of Brightness~

“Come around, children… Let me tell you a story.

Once, a long time ago, there was a lovely girl. Her heart was pure, innocent and selfless. Her kindness stretched to every living thing, animals and plants alike. She had a best friend, whom she did everything with. Their futures were bright, until a mysterious creature appeared. There isn’t much known about the creature, but it was not of this world. The creature promised to grant each of them one wish. The girl’s friend made her wish immediately, which she regretted later. Wishes, you must understand, are complicated in nature. While this was no literal genie, the despair she felt soon consumed her.

The kind girl was understandably horrified. She wanted her friend back. But, she thought, would not a wish of that nature mean using it for selfish reasons? So she chose not to. She shooed the creature away and told it to never speak to her again.

As the girl grew older, she realized that she alone could not alleviate the suffering and despair that tormented mankind, and had tormented her best friend. While she did everything she could, she was but a tiny speck on a small planet in an infinite universe.

At last, she decided. She would make the ultimate sacrifice. She sought out the creature once more and requested it grant her wish. Her wish was to save the world, and everyone in it. Her wish was to become a goddess. She had chosen to spend the rest of eternity fighting the forces of evil, alone and with her own hands. To this day you can feel her warmth during the happiest days of the year."

As my grandmother finished her story, it felt as if she had known the girl all her life. As if she…


So I’m pretty sure I did a 99 Bricks one in a previous year, so… This is different, a’ight?

Perfect Balance 2: Christmas Edition

I’ll provide a story just cuz.

Santa Inc. is having some trouble sorting through all the presents to be sent out to the little ones. Because… the world population is increasing exponentially, and there aren’t any mathematicians in the company.

So, that’s why you’re here. Doing a boring job. Stacking presents. Since the kids are requesting all sorts of weirdly shaped items, it’s going to be a chore to stack ’em all nicely.

There are labels to indicate which ones are fragile, heavy, filled with helium (?), and spherical (not that you need a label for that). If you break a present, then there’s going to be a child out there who is going to be very unhappy :( Get stackin’!

There are 5 packs just like in the main game, with the harder levels meaning more presents for entitled and spoilt children! Yay! Maybe it’s okay to break one or two of those, just in case.

When you’ve completed the game, a short cutscene with all the happy children and whatnot give you some kind of reward for doing something so pointless. Unless it gets badges, then it’s not so pointless.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

So I just broke an ornament so I finally had inspiration. Whew.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Prec, you are amazing. I shall enslave you and force you to spend the rest of your life writing.


Christmastime Cinematograph~

Dear Mr. Big Deal,

Thank you for taking the time to appreciate my cat videos! I feel it only appropriate that a 2D animated film about cats would be right to your liking.


The Speckled Cat

It was a dark and snowy night. Sherclaw, a lithe calico she-cat lay curled up beside the fireplace. Her humans were having their Christmas dinner and the children were chatting about someone called Santa Claws. Strange name for a human, she thought. A commotion was heard outside. Sherclaw went outside to investigate, bringing Watson, a male bloodhound with her. Her eyes widened when she spotted the body of a fat tabby – the neighbour’s cat – on the brick wall dividing their territory. She leaped up to meet him. Leaning closer, the dying cat uttered his last words, ”The speckled cat…”

She called Watson to sniff the dead tabby. After some inspection, he informs her that there is indeed the fresh scent of another cat. He followed the scent he best he could, but lost it. With nothing to go on, the duo turn to leave for home. Watson almost tripped over a small pure white she-cat camouflaged in the snow. She looked scared out of her wits. Sherclaw interrogated her, and discovered the cat, whose name was Santa Claws for some reason, had seen a speckled cat murder a Siamese nearby. Santa gladly led them to the scene of the crime. While Watson was investigating the corpse, Santa noticed a suspicious figure in the shadows. She alerted the fact that the figure was, in fact, the murderer. They pursued the figure, who leaped up onto houses trying to shake them off. Watson was left grounded and unable to help. He had something very important to say, too.

Sherclaw managed to catch up to the figure, the moonlight revealing a large striped tabby. Santa followed close behind. The confrontation went badly, and Sherclaw realized that this cat, whose name was Meowiarty, could not have been the murderer. Then, who was? She stiffened and turned behind to face Santa.

Sherclaw delivered and excellent deduction, backing Santa into a metaphorical corner. Hissing, Santa attacked Sherclaw with surprising ferocity for such a small cat. The suddenness of the movement shook the snow from Santa’s pelt and revealed a speckled coat beneath. A perfect, flawless, revenge plot had been ruined by a mangy wannabe detective! The battle led to the cats falling off the roof. Howling in horror, Watson rushed to his friend. Sherclaw was fine, Santa was dead.

Sherclaw and Watson returned home. Their family were perfectly unaware of all that transpired, but they had the decency to award the animals with leftovers from dinner anyway. They lived happily ever after (?)

But what about this mysterious Meowiarty?


Sherclaw: Santa. Why were you doing hiding in the snow?
Santa: I told you, I saw the murder and ran away…
Sherclaw: Oh? Unless you can see through brick walls, there really is no way that you could have witnessed the crime and not have been spotted. Shall I prove it to you?
Santa: I… What are you implying?!
Sherclaw: Why did you bring our attention to a striped tabby, when you said you saw a speckled cat?
Sherclaw: I’ll tell you why. My bloodhound would no doubt have smelled your scent on the body. You needed a diversion before he figured it out, would you not?
Sherclaw: There is a way you could have masked your scent, by covering your pelt with snow. But that disguise wouldn’t last very long. Am I wrong?
Santa: You… you meddling fool!


Voice actors/actresses:

Sherclaw: Wendee Lee
Santa Claws: Laura Bailey
Watson: Vic Mignogna
Meowiarty: Johnny Yong Bosch


 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

I used to have a patchwork quilt when I was younger, and it was cool. I had to scrounge some christmas avatars from older threads (Prec you are an original snowflake, you even used the exact same shade of green ;D). Some people are on there more than once because they smell like Flower(and Thumper)

List of People
The one in the middle is reserved for Bluji’s future avatar :3

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Originally posted by S_98:

Snine!

This is no sign-ups.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

dammit prec that screenshot

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Reindeer Kongpanion for the Great Bluji (inb4abetteronecomesout) (also I hope scarves act like that) (sparkles~) (Tim is his cousin) (literally, his cousin) (well I guess Kong would call it caribou) (whatever)

I guess I get to do this too…

EDIT:

Mine

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's ITCHY BANDAGE BUTT - Day 3 (Deadline: 12/23, 8 PM MST)

reserve

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Aim: Sneak 50 Muggles into Hogwarts castle.

Apparatus/Materials: 50 wands(500 ʛ), 25 broomsticks(5000 ʛ), Wizard Map of Great Britain(complimentary), 50 black robes(2500 ʛ), 100 of Dr Filibuster’s Fabulous Wet-Start, No-Heat Fireworks(2000 ʛ)

Procedure:
1. Host sneaks into Diagon Alley to purchase aforementioned materials.
2. Host sends wands by owl, because why not.
3. Partygoers apparate to Stoatshead Hill on the designated day.
4. Robes are worn so as not to arouse suspicion.
5. With 2 people per broomstick, fly to the Forbidden Forest.
6. Tend to all injuries sustained.
7. With haste, make way to the Room of Requirement.
8. Small group goes down to the kitchens to request food from the house-elves.
9. Return to Room of Requirement.
10. While waiting for food, start wizarding duels for fun.
11. Tend to all injuries sustained.
12. When food is brought, eat.
13. Tend to all injuries sustained.
14. Set off fireworks.
15. Tend to all injuries sustained.
16. Have fun, live in Hogwarts forever.

Note: There are many theories that are accepted as truth despite there being barely any basis for it. Thus, if one accepts the crackpot theory that magic can, in fact, be “stolen”, implying that Muggles have the ability to perform magic, there is no plothole here. Read the 7th book.

EDIT: Whoops. I guess Ollivander marked up the price of his wands, or maybe I just forgot to check :p

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

2. Artificial Life

Three seemingly unrelated, lifeless objects. Start with all, end with one.

A sudden, irresistible urge to join together. The fate of the world depends on it, blah blah blah. Control these objects on their separate journeys to their one destination.

I am a rock.
I cannot move. Only my gravitational pull can influence the objects around me. Getting into a body of water is insta-death. Deathly slow. Will probably be the last to arrive.

I am a dandelion.
Ride the wind, enjoy the journey. Avoid stuff.

I am a star.
Shooter! Lasers! Explosions! Excitement!

Destination: Molehill. The end result is a metaphor for God or something. I don’t know.

[ I was staring at a blank sheet for ages ]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Boddy the Work Elf,
Somewhere,
Not Too Sure Right Now,
Canada.


Santa “John Smith” “The Doctor” Claus,
7700, Santa’s Workshop, 900461
Time and Relative Dimension in Space,
North Pole.

Salutations, ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ 24 DECEMBER 2014

Letter of Resignation

It is with great regret that I submit this letter to my humble employer. Please accept this letter as resignation of my position as Chief Gift Wrapper, effective immediately. All work to be done for this year has been wrapped up (no pun intended) and ready to go. Thus, my leaving should not over-inconvenience the company.

2. There are several reasons why I have decided to remove myself. I have long since been uncomfortable with the holiday that we, that is, the elves, work all year to fulfill. When I first joined, it was for the sole purpose of spreading joy to the world. As I began to settle in, I realized how naive that mindset was. Follow my logic: We work, all day, every day to focus all our efforts on one day out of the entire year. The rest of the year goes neglected, used for work. What use is it that the whole planet is happy for one day, and the rest is not? This isn’t anything personal. You treat us well (Though with some alarming concerns. For the sake of my colleagues, I urge you to review the state of your workforce), and I understand that the tradition has been going on for centuries. It is of my own decision that I have decided to focus my efforts elsewhere.

3. I was overjoyed when I discovered I had received a job position from an entity known as the “vlogbrothers”. It is of my belief that these good people are able to reach out to more people who are in need of it. All year round, even. It’s exactly what I am looking for. Therefore, if you wish to contact me, you know where to look. Thank you for everything.

Though it may be slightly redundant, I sincerely wish you a very merry Christmas. At the time I am writing this it is the eve of you-know-what, so Godspeed, good sir.

Yours truly,


Ex-Chief Gift Wrapper

 
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Salutations, dear viewer, to another episode of Fun with Finland. Today, we shall be discussing everybody’s favourite country: Finland!

[cut to forest reserve]

As you can see, Finland has a tropical climate. This is ideal for plants such as the luscious Teak tree to take root. This is also known as Finland’s national plant. It symbolizes the integrity and Gryffindor-iness of its citizens, that is the mermaids and mermen that descended from the underwater city of Atlantica in the Great Mermaid Migration of 1669.

Here you can see the wonderful Hoop Bear in its natural habitat. The Hoop Bear is Finland’s national animal. Bask in its majestic glory. There are many reasons why the lizardmen – that is, the Finnish government – chose the Hoop Bear as its very important symbol. A lizardman’s diet consists primarily of fish. On special occasions, a citizen may be caught and sacrificed for the Chief Lizardman’s needs. The Hoop Bear is essential in the capture and eating of Finland’s tasty inhabitants. For one, a Hoop Bear’s favourite food is the tail of the fairest mermaid around.

Because of the predator-prey relationship between the government and its citizens, Finland lives under the crazy dictatorial rule of-

[static]
[transmission cut]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Vacation of Your Dreams~

Erefanto no Naku Koro Ni
When the Elephants Cry

The boat ride was awful. Did I mention it was awful? It was awful. Our destination was an island lying just off the coast, so it was a relatively short journey. It used to be secluded, privately owned. Then, all 13 members of the wealthy family plus all of their servants, perished in the huge mansion on the island over a decade ago. No-one knows what really happened. Creepy, huh? The bodies were found all over the island, dismembered and dissected in all sort of gruesome ways. I had seen the pictures. Uggh. Seems like the plot of And Then There Were None. That’s my theory, anyway.

Rumour has it that the eldest son of the family had plans to turn the island into a tourist destination slash resort thing, which was exactly what happened. Which explained why I, along with 16 other people and our tour guide, were headed there right now.

The island was renamed in the wake of the tragedy that occurred there. I forgot what the original name was, but it was renamed into something more pronounceable. Elephant Island. No, there aren’t any elephants on the island. If anything, they should have named it Seagull Island since I had been told the crying of the seagulls could be heard from all over the place. And elephants aren’t native to the country. Neither are the elephant trees that the island was named after. That plothole needs to be swept aside quickly, so let’s move on.

We debarked the boat in relief. Our tour guide led us to the old mansion that once housed the murdered family. It was as eery as it would have looked in a horror movie – lightning flashes, huge double doors, and a lovely rose garden that lay before the castle walls (wait, that’s not a trope).

It suddenly occurred to me that the size of our tour group exactly matched that of the occupants of the island on that fateful day…

What kind of vacation was this?!

It was what I signed up for, at the very least. I just wasn’t expecting how utterly cliche it would be. The only thing that would seal the deal would be for a closed circle to occur, then a murder (in a locked room scenario, of course). Fat chance. Things like that don’t happen in real life.

We were led to a dining hall. Lunch was great. No cyanide. That’s all you need to know.

Then, we lounged around a bit, exploring every nook and cranny of the huge mansion in search of something interesting. There weren’t any bloodstains or organs lying around, those had all been removed long ago. One point of interest was a corner-hugging painting, like the one opposite the Mona Lisa that hung on one of the walls. It was empty, as if someone had thought it worthwhile to paint the background of a portrait but not the foreground, where a person should have been. Interesting.

The rain from before had abated, leaving a beautiful rainbow that hung in perfect symmetry over the island. No closed circle for us!

Elephant Island was an island. No surprise there. Islands, usually, have beaches. We went down to the beach. We did beachy things. We had fun. Nothing out of the ordinary happened.

After we had our fun, it was time to go. I boarded the boat with a vague feeling of disappointment. It had been very… uneventful, to say the least. Maybe it just wasn’t quite the time for the sequence of events to repeat themselves… over… and over again...

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

back900

das beautiful omg


I think I nailed it. That’s exactly what you look like.

 
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Take a wild guess at where I was headed before making this.

 
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5 hours later…

zzz i’m so out of practice

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Why on earth have we been using the same Snowflake game 3 years in a row? Let’s try something different. Spirographs are the bomb, man. Who doesn’t love geometry? Infinite possibilities!

Make-a-Spirograph

Use this to make a snowflake instead of that boring ol’ plaything we’ve been using.

EDIT: Talk about good timing. Look at the publish date. (And the number of plays)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

first

 
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Topic: General Gaming / [Mu Complex] Help each other

Arcanmster

I would never have gotten it that way, lol