Recent posts by pink_princess on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Has a bowling ball ever dropped on your foot

No but my brother broke my Walkman so I dropped a bowling ball on him while he was as sleeping and broke two of his ribs.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I want 2010 back!

Please no. I’m done with OT now and I really don’t want to come back.
2010 was fun but its over. Time to move on and let new people have OT .

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should CARS have shields AROUND them?

Cars should shatter on impacts greater than 15 km/hr instantly killing the ocupants. This would force drivers to drive better and safer.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Help me with my organic homework!

Crap. The only thing I remember about organic chemistry is that what people call iso-Butane is really 2-methyl-Propane and not butane at all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I went fishing today.

I went fishing with my dad and I caught a dog fish which looks a lot like a baby shark. It freaked me out because I was convinced a mamma shark was lurking somewhere near and was going to kill us in our little canoe.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Not only do I find out that light pressure is a thing...

WTF spear, you should be smart enough to know there is no such thing as light pressure and solar sails work on particle emissions.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What to do

Choose. Either you want to be a stoner or you want to have a girlfriend.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Saddest picture EVER

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you see a ant in your house....

I put the ant into water and inject it whole into my blood with a horse needle.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever dialed 911?

Yep, I worked at a 7-11 store for a couple of years. I called 911 hundreds of times for because of a variety of reasons from car crashes at the intersection to one guy stabbing another guy at the coffee counter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 2 blacks and 1 latino murder australian baseball player just because they were bored.

Originally posted by Mafexemplary:
Originally posted by alexlincoln2:

You’re not supposed to mention the assailants race when it isn’t white. It is too politically incorrect

No, the only reason to mention the assailants’ races are to stereotype their races as violent.

For example, he could have said 3 teens. This is shorter to type and saves everyone time.

OP wanted to be racist and wasted 1/50th of a second of all of our time.

what an asshole

This is exactly right. The news report I read didn’t mention anyone’s races because that is not the point, the point is three teens killed a man because they were bored.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate Cartoon Project

You should do a cartoon about the adventures of a pig and a Herron.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / dont smoke kids

I think it would very difficult to smoke a kid. And why?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you wear snapback-over-headphones or headphone-over-snapback?

I haven’t used headphones in a few years because I have kids and I need to be able to hear them. Also, I would never in a million years wear a snap back hat.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you actually take your time to read the OP?

Originally posted by DiablosDeAngel:

More than 2 paragraphs long, not worth my time to read.

This
Also if the OP is badly written or a different topic than the title I completely ignore the thread.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / We should ban youtube videos from Kong, Or why the Youtube video masterthread sucks

Nobody wants a forum where every second thread is “Lol, check out this video.”.
The five or six OTrs who care about youtube spam will see your video in the master thread.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Oatmeal Raisin VS Chocolate Chip

Oatmeal raisin!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just as I thought I was catching up to Vegard in posts because he's inactive...

Originally posted by ReallyIntoBooks:
Originally posted by betterplayer:
Originally posted by ReallyIntoBooks:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by pink_princess:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by pink_princess:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Boo hoo :(
I’m sad because I will never be as cool as Vegard.

Yuck! Watching you cry is just gross.

wtf I’m so much super cooler than Vegard!!

Yes you are. So knock it off with this stupid post count pissing contest. Quality is far more important than quality. Which would you rather have 22,000 silver bars or 40k+ crumpled up balls of aluminum foil.

But that’s like saying a well-trained penis is better than a big one…
Do I…do I have a silver penis?

I want a silver penis

What about a gold penis?

Yeah, apparently silver can rust.
Don’t need a rusty penis.

You just need to polish it off every now and then.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just as I thought I was catching up to Vegard in posts because he's inactive...

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by pink_princess:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by pink_princess:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Boo hoo :(
I’m sad because I will never be as cool as Vegard.

Yuck! Watching you cry is just gross.

wtf I’m so much super cooler than Vegard!!

Yes you are. So knock it off with this stupid post count pissing contest. Quality is far more important than quality. Which would you rather have 22,000 silver bars or 40k+ crumpled up balls of aluminum foil.

But that’s like saying a well-trained penis is better than a big one…
Do I…do I have a silver penis?

Did I ever tell you that I love silver?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just as I thought I was catching up to Vegard in posts because he's inactive...

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:
Originally posted by pink_princess:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by pink_princess:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Boo hoo :(
I’m sad because I will never be as cool as Vegard.

Yuck! Watching you cry is just gross.

wtf I’m so much super cooler than Vegard!!

Yes you are. So knock it off with this stupid post count pissing contest. Quality is far more important than quality. Which would you rather have 22,000 silver bars or 40k+ crumpled up balls of aluminum foil.

Quality is far more important than quality? What are you implying?

Crap, I meant quality is better that quantity.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just as I thought I was catching up to Vegard in posts because he's inactive...

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by pink_princess:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Boo hoo :(
I’m sad because I will never be as cool as Vegard.

Yuck! Watching you cry is just gross.

wtf I’m so much super cooler than Vegard!!

Yes you are. So knock it off with this stupid post count pissing contest. Quality is far more important than quality. Which would you rather have 22,000 silver bars or 40k+ crumpled up balls of aluminum foil.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just as I thought I was catching up to Vegard in posts because he's inactive...

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Boo hoo :(
I’m sad because I will never be as cool as Vegard.

Yuck! Watching you cry is just gross.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Statistic

Even if that’s true birth rate and death rate are not related. Making long term inferences about snapshot numbers is not going to be accurate at all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Xbox One no longer requires a Kinect to function

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by Stots:

What’s stupid about saying “Play movie” and having it do that for you? Sure, it’s pretty lazy but it’s still a cool feature.

Too bad it makes you look retarded

But yes

When I have my arms full of baby or my three year old throws the remote off the deck. Or when you hear a big crash somewhere and there is no time to find the remote, you too will think Kinect is the single greatest invention since the wireless remote control.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / edwArd snoden is a traitor

All government secrets should be exposed and the people should decide who the real criminals are.