Recent posts by xDeda on Kongregate

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / so long UMAG1ers of old

Originally posted by Battlecock:

I would be game for a night of old time UMAG fun if we can set a date.

Really?

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / Level Requirements

There actually IS levels beyond 99.
Those aren’t random numbers; they’re generated by an algorithm that zworp made.
He posted it somewhere.

I think.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / xDeda's stats calculator

http://xum.×10.mx/calc.php

:)

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / ReMeMbEr mE? (locked)

Are you one of the old players? If not, then you are.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / ReMeMbEr mE?

Hello.
You are all noobs.
I should be canonized.

OLD PLAYERS, REJOICE!
LETS CALL EVERYONE NOOBS!

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / New website for umag, forum, chat room and stat leaderboard.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / TRANSFORMICE beats UMAG down with a tire iron.

Transformice is bigger. UMAG hit a niche of people and we communicated with the dev.

It’s kind of hard to compare the two games to say which of them is best, it’s a matter of taste.

Soon-to-be Shaman Prophet, here. Dedax in-game. Got a nice tribe for the friendliest people, and we even have an ace website that is NOT an underused forum. x)

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / Old Code of UMAG

That shit was what made me play the game in the first place. I got owned as a noob, but i still saw a code of conduct, man. UMAG was better, once.

feelsbadman.jpg

Topic: Crush The Castle 2 / Forum to discuss user-created castles

Can i have everyone name their castle something funny? It’d be a lot nicer.

Topic: Crush The Castle 2 / How do you beat Tactical Assault 3 castle?

I’d say acid the shit out of that castle, too.

Topic: Transformice / Transformice Suggestions

Alright.
Some of us have really slow computers, so if you could add some options to turn fancy stuff off, that’d be nice.
Things like clothes, grab-cheese effect, cheese-in-hole effect, shaman-summon effect and other effects.

Especially the clothes. They take forever to load. And it lags.

Also, if you could decide which room you’d get to, when you log in.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / In Memory of the Immortal Guy

Haha, that’s awesome.
Agus was a pain in the ass.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / xDeda's stats calculator

KD: 3.4885
Games: 628
Win percent: 58.2803%
Kills per game: 1.4554
XP per game: 357.0971
Damage per game: 192.75

I wanna seem like a braggart!

@ Shadowkill75

In the field where it says zworp, enter ShadowKill75 and click ‘Get stats!’

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / Sorry but I quit

I’m hurt. :/
I’m also impressed about what it means to you guys to have important friends in a game.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / xDeda's stats calculator

By the way, if anyone cares.
Link.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / Sorry but I quit

Does anyone care?
Why even make a whole thread just to tell us you’re leaving?

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / new umag is worse

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / The Rebellion

Jeeeeeerbbssssssss!

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / The Rebellion

At first i was “lol, the rebellion ..”
But then i lol’d!

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / KDR ratio and Win % should be updated

Hi Yajin. In the beginning, i thought you were a pain in the asshole, but as you haven’t been much active in here lately, i’ve been missing your contribution. :(
Be more active, asshole.

I’m actually planning to make a currently-relevant stat for the calc. But it will only be available for those who use it. It’s gonna work, though. I just have to program it and shit. Which i’m not keen on, atm.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / UMAG Poll: Should there be a K/D leaderboard

Psst.
http://umag1.devmgames.com/lead/

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / xDeda's stats calculator

Originally posted by M4l4:

Both or just the division? And I would but i have a ibook G4… PPC

http://www.google.com/chrome?platform=mac
Just the division.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / xDeda's stats calculator

Originally posted by xDeda:

@M4l4
I can fix the division thing, but fixing the zoom will have me alter the design. >_>
Just get Chrome.

Later:
Fix’d!

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / xDeda's stats calculator

@M4l4
I can fix the division thing, but fixing the zoom will have me alter the design. >_>
Just get Chrome.

Topic: Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test / UMAG POLL: At what k/d ratio are you no longer a total noob?

Lets look at some facts here.
Below 1 means that you have died more than you have killed.
1 means you have died and have killed exactly the same amount.
Over 1 means you’ve killed more than you’ve died.

If i was mathematical, i’d run a “statistics” test between two theoretical players with 1 k/d and 1.5 k/d.