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Topic: Off-topic / Itt: Latvian jokes

Latvian man hear knock at door. “Who is it?” ask man. “Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes door-to-door” say voice. Man rejoice. “Oh! Such a blessing! This must be wonderful dream!” Latvian open door, man say “just kidding. Is Secret Police.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My son...

sell him into slavery

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Half Life 3 Announced??? (but for real this time)

Originally posted by ajx30009:
Originally posted by CROWal_Reef:

some GAYme convention for gay babies had HL3 on the list of games they were premiering. They also had Dragon Age 3. The CONvention guy was all “omg those shudnt b ther” and took them off the list.

But, why would anyone put Dragon Age 3 on that list as a joke, since nobody wants a sequel to Dragon Age 2.

This is PROOF that HL3 is going to be revealed as a “surprise”

Discuss how HL3 is going to be a clone of CoD

you are wrong everyone knows that the people at valve can`t count to three

Half life 2: episode 2: episode 1

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Itt: Latvian jokes

Latvian girl is say, “I want go America one day.”
Father say, “I send you America.”
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.

Father think moment, say, “Daughter, I no send you America.”
Potato is more salt.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate my job...

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WTF Wendys?!

Shit.
I missed it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The main character of the last Tv show you watched is now your lover.


Awww yeah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The main character of the last Tv show you watched is now your lover.

You have sex every night.
How fucked are you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HEY YOU!!!!!

I would learn necromancy just so I can kill you again every month.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Discord was released by Celestia. Twilight is being groomed to take over for Celestia. To see just how powerful she had gotten over the course of season one, Discord was released as a challenge for Twilight to overcome. Celestia didn’t even attempt to take him down or do anything about it. She simply told Twilight and her friends that they need to use the elements.
Twilight discovered the power of friendship when there wasn’t any to be found, and used it to undo her friends’ corruption.
Part of me wants to say Discord was in on it and actually enjoys doing this, possibly it was a deal Celestia gave him when she originally sealed him away, I dunno.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I've been sick for two weeks straight, this shit ain't funny

I had all my white blood cells replaced with microscopic bears with chainsaws 2 years ago. I have never been sick since. you should probably try it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's League Of Legends Thread?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Favorite Band or singer

Originally posted by Jazzer2223:
Originally posted by Antman4990:

Band: Pink floyd
Singer: Freddy Mercury of Queen

Nickleback

Kill yourself

i fuking love nickelback

Kill yourself

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Try to top this.

You all suck. Just turn your mouse sensitivity all the way up

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Men are awesome

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Draw a Lion/Tiger

Behold my Masterful MS paint skills

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Left 4 Dead: If you were infected what type of zombie would you be and why?

Common Infected. Because I’m not special

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Favorite Band or singer

Band: Pink floyd
Singer: Freddy Mercury of Queen

Nickleback

Kill yourself

 
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Topic: Off-topic / For one day,

Delete Kongregate

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

Originally posted by BobTehLoner:
Originally posted by Antman4990:
Originally posted by BobTehLoner:

You should never buy keys

except scorched keys

No

everything from scorched crates are going to jump in value pretty quickly once the crates expire. It the same thing that happened to festive weapons

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

Originally posted by BobTehLoner:

You should never buy keys

except scorched keys

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

My game is stuck at 98% download.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's League Of Legends Thread?

Teemo is my new favourite champion

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

pyro is actually a monkey astronaut.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

If you are sneaking up on enemies as a Pyro, you are playing it completely wrong.

it’s not like a spy sneaking up behind everyone and then attacking from behind.
it’s more like fighting through the flanks and picking off lone players.

Heavy will obliterate your face under all circumstances.

mostly true. heavy is the only class that takes two axes to kill. (barring overheal)
your only chance is if he’s distracted.

Soldier will juggle you to oblivion.

not if you’re at all competent with airblast.

A good demoman will pipe or sticky you.

demoman is useless at close range. plus you can airblast all of his weapons.

Scout is going to demolish you with his higher speed and damage.

that’s true. shotgun or sometimes flare gun is the only way to go against scouts.

Pyro is unaffected in most cases against the Axtinguisher.

true. that’s why i always have my shotgun.

Engineer is going to be behind teammates or turrets.

true.

Medic is going to be behind teammates.

usually true. a lot of medics can get distracted surprisingly easily though.

Spies will die to this if they Dead Ringer and you are chasing them, otherwise you are going to get killed in two shots.

spies almost always die to this. Spychecking is a requirement of playing pyro

Snipers will be too far away to be affected.

usually true. flare gun is the best against snipers.

you may as well be playing as the Spy who is superior in every way as far as melee killing is concerned.

>implying axtinguisher is how i kill every single person i ever see.

a ridiculously slow sometimes one hit combo.

it’s only slow if you’re not using the degreaser.

abusing airblast to counter Ubercharges

I use more ammo on air than i do on fire most games.

properly utilizing your shotgun

shotgun is my primary weapon. altough i sometimes switch out for flare gun. (not with the axtinguiser though)

and knowing very well that every class counters you easily.

every class except pyro, demoman, spy, sniper, medic, and sometimes soldier.