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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but i ate it.
I wish for a Potion of Maxxy

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, but you suicided of pure awesomeness.
I wish for a Spiral brony

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, but you get lit bomb each time you celebrate extra christmas :D.
I wish for a Dark Retribution Sword 6*

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, all your wishes are to kill yourself by eating pie
I wish that my character had became Dr. Who

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, but it kills you, I wish for a Rocket Hammer

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, but Greg banned you
I wish for a Wii Knight on pony :D

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, but they must be even closer to target to do anything, and they have 1 hp, cant pick vitapods etc.
I wish for a HAMBURGER that you cant eat, steal, hack, and i can’t be banned hacked etc.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by golemgolem:

Granted, It is a Single player game that needs HUGE PROCESSOR and is 1 TerraByte big

And i wish for 30 shadow keys that are unstealable, unhackable, uneatable and i cant get banned or hacked etc.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, It is a Single player game that needs HUGE PROCESSOR and is 1 TerraByte big

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, but Chuck Norris corrupts this wish and he kicks you to the face :D
I wish that i had 20 Shadow Keys

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, it is slapping you by brand new type of slapping – the anti slapping :D
I wish to slap you in face with that Slapping hand i wished before :D

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, but it slaps you in face :D
I wish for a Slapping hand :D

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, But when you play one, Trojan infects your Computer
I wish for pinikl to stop slapping me in face :D

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, but it explodes
I wish for better Internet

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Fame Ranks

Originally posted by PapaLouieFTW:
Originally posted by Kazuya121:

No it should be

0-20 = Coward
20-40 = Newbie
40-80 = Novice
120-170 = Soldier
170-265 = Veteran
265-395 = Killer
395-450 = Lieutenant
450-595 = Leader
595-666 = Master (of Zero Divide :D)
666-1000 = Hero
1000-2000 = True Hero
2000-3999 = Champion of Heroes
3999-5000 = Lesser God
5000-9999 = DemiGod
10000-99999 = God
99999+ and Up = True God

WHY?

Originally posted by PapaLouieFTW:
Originally posted by Kazuya121:

No it should be

0-20 = Coward
20-40 = Newbie
40-80 = Novice
120-170 = Soldier
170-265 = Veteran
265-395 = Killer
395-450 = Lieutenant
450-595 = Leader
595-666 = Master (of Zero Divide :D)
666-1000 = Hero
1000-2000 = True Hero
2000-3999 = Champion of Heroes
3999-5000 = Lesser God
5000-9999 = DemiGod
10000-99999 = God
99999+ and Up = True God

WHY?

So Crottisch is True God

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / A newbies adventuring guide

Crystal Staves have range of 9

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Currency changes from realmgold to USD so you have useless realmgold
I wish this thread would stop

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Granted, but you go back intime and accidentaly kill your mum so you never exist so you could’nt have killed her so she lives and you’re born so you kill her and then we’re all vaporised. Thanks.
I wish that if this wish is corrupted it gets granted. Goodluck ;)

Granted, but i go back in time and i kill you before you post, so this post never exists
I wish that i not died in tomb today

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Your'e most lucky moment :D

Originally posted by TheDragonDavid:
Originally posted by kiam132:

My luckiest momemt was getting a blue bag at lvl 17 with Para def in (God train F*** yeah) And i pick up and lags abit THEN djinn STANDS ON ME R.I.P. The following day my 5/8 wizzy died because a anti-spectator landed on me

kinda wondering how can you be lvl 17 but 5/8?

The following day my 5/8 wizzy died
he is talking about 2 characters

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Way to weird...

Ghost items, if you hear beep sound after picking something up, it will disappear after you change realm (go to vault, nexus, ghall, realm, dung etc.). Can make rage :)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by Techy4444:

Granted, there are 10000x as many gods and they all shoot you at the same time, killing you instantly
I wish that I could max out my priest, have weapon and armor tops, was invincible, and the devs couldn’t do anything about it

Granted, but then you delete your priest
I wish that these slimes in UDL did 40 damage, medium 20, small 10

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

I forgot wish so…

I wish that i will never circle around oryx with that eye phase (i always die at it, TROLOLO)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Granted, but before you could send the email to Kabam, you were hit by a truck.
I wish Realm of the Mad God was renamed Realm of Joshmala.

Granted, but you are now “Oryx” so they always kill you in chamber

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / ROTMG Idea

Originally posted by opTicninja808:

i got one.
i just thought up a new UT top’s class for the rogue.
Dirk of Overpowered Ordinance (DMG: 150-250, Range:5, +10 Def, Att, Dex) Each swipe of the dagger creates a small explosion, doing massive amounts of damage to any enemy within 5 squares of the player.

Cloak of the Shielded Soldier (invisible for 10 seconds, +7 Wis, +2 Def, + 4 Vit, +150 HP) a unique cloak, it renders the player IMMUNE to armor break, and bleeding (also provides shielded effect to player).

Rogue Rush Armor (+27 Def, +10 Dex, immune to slowed)

Ring of the Rogue’s Rage (+15 Att, +100HP. if HP reaches zero, it will TP you back to nexus. BREAKS AFTER USE).

OP. OP. OP. and OP. 27 def??? thats even more than acro, and that is too OP with 10 dex. Also ammy ring? thats all OP. Also, UT things have to be better in something and worser in something (or even have another effect with shortened effect[like planewalker haves lesser duration than ghostly, but teleports to place])