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Topic: Off-topic / Invasion Coming

Remember, we were all newfigs at some point.

Topic: Off-topic / Birthday Of My Cat

And what if she is drunk?

Topic: Off-topic / Birthday Of My Cat

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Did you just call the people who gave birth to your retarded ass losers?

Yes, he did.

If two retarded people had a child, there would be a pretty high chance that the child would have the same mental handicaps. This would explain Rolby’s… bahavior on this forum.

Topic: Off-topic / It will watch your every move!

Originally posted by bobby71983:

Originally posted by Rolby:

thats y pc is masterrace. consoles will be extinct withing a few generations

*next generation

This is the last wave of consoles that will be successful.

Microsoft and Sony will not fail, instead they will develop new technology in the gaming industry.

The first virtural reality gaming device might very well be marketed as a “console”.

Topic: Off-topic / Join AARW

Waste of time and effort. You’re not going to get people to stop using a word just because it’s offensive.

Topic: Off-topic / You have been transported back in time

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

shoot the pilots and do 9/11 myslef

(lets not be whiny little kids and complain that i mentioned “9/11”)

This thread is about 9/11. Anyone who would complain about that shouldn’t post here.

Topic: Off-topic / You have been transported back in time

You find yourself in the cockpit of a plane. In the pilot and copilot seat, you see two men who seem to be of Arab decent. Over the plane’s radio, you hear frantic speech, but the pilots are not responding to it. On the instrument panel you notice an area that is showing the location and another that shows the date. The location indicator shows that the plane’s position is over New York and the date reads “September 11, 2001.” In your hand is a loaded gun.

What do you do? Will you change the past?

Topic: Off-topic / Microsofts New Console: Xbox One Announced

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

Can you check for me?

I just Googled it, apparently the indie section is only for the Europe store

but still, Journey, Papa and Yo, and Fat Princess are some indie games that I have seen in the store

Originally posted by fma1:

I don’t get why they are calling it Xbox One. Unless they intend to do something that is a first in the gaming industry…

It’s a terrible name imo

Xbox Infinity would have been better

If they end up doing something that is a first in the gaming industry, then the name would make perfect sense. If not, then it’s just misleading.

Topic: Off-topic / Microsofts New Console: Xbox One Announced

I don’t get why they are calling it the Xbox One.

Unless they intend to do something that is a first in the gaming industry…

Topic: Off-topic / What is the point of a complicated and expensive lethal injection?

Originally posted by Raylito:

Originally posted by fma1:

I think even a firing squad is unnecessary. Take that guy that injects the poison, and have him shoot the criminal in the head instead. Lethal injections are unnecessarily complicated and expensive.

The problem is the crippling guilt that comes with having personally killed a man you probably didn’t want to.
You’re ending a life.
A life full of thoughts.
Thoughts like your’s.
A life that is just as amazing as your’s.
Although not as good, according to your morals.
Try strangling your dog or cat.
That’s comparable to the guilt that the man who killed the other man.

The person who gives the injection already is personally killing someone.

Topic: Off-topic / What is the point of a complicated and expensive lethal injection?

I think even a firing squad is unnecessary. Take that guy that injects the poison, and have him shoot the criminal in the head instead. Lethal injections are unnecessarily complicated and expensive.

Topic: Off-topic / What is the point of a complicated and expensive lethal injection?

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

Originally posted by fma1:

Firing squads were an acceptable method not that long ago.

Lol the way firing squads worked, they were even worse than lethal injection

They didn’t aim for the head and a person could bleed to death

True, but in the case I mentioned, the firing squads specifically shot for the heart, killing him instantly. Remember, this was recent.

source

Topic: Off-topic / What is the point of a complicated and expensive lethal injection?

Firing squads were an acceptable method not that long ago.

In fact, in a somewhat recent case, a man who was to be executed chose to die by firing squad.

Topic: Off-topic / What is the point of a complicated and expensive lethal injection?

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

Most people would view it as barbaric

A bullet to the back of the head is an instantaneous and painless death.
It is humane.

Topic: Off-topic / What is the point of a complicated and expensive lethal injection?

Why not just use a gun? One bullet is all that is needed.

Topic: Off-topic / Google Glass

First, Google Glass.
Then, before we know it, cyborgs everywhere!

Topic: Off-topic / When you go to an amusement park, you don't need to worry about thieves stealing your money.

When it comes to overpriced merchandice, nothing beats airports.

Topic: Off-topic / A Study Shows That

But what could you do to stop them from having voluntary sex out of their own free will?

Topic: Off-topic / Dont you hate it when someone plays music very loud?

It’s worse when someone pulls up next to you at a red light and thier music is so loud that you can literally feel the vibration emanating from thier car.

Topic: Off-topic / I need help with my hair

Get Asian spiky hair or an Asian bowl cut.

Topic: Off-topic / How good are you at detecting trolling behavior?

Originally posted by xProStar:

Originally posted by fma1:

Originally posted by xProStar:

I did a assignment on trolls on the internet. I got a A, but its not in English so i can not copy/paste it in here…

(im not joking/trolling)

Put it through a translator and see if it comes out coherent enough to post.

I feel sacred, and i dont want anyone to judge me :(

We won’t judge you, we’ll judge the translator

Topic: Off-topic / How good are you at detecting trolling behavior?

Originally posted by xProStar:

I did a assignment on trolls on the internet. I got a A, but its not in English so i can not copy/paste it in here…

(im not joking/trolling)

Put it through a translator and see if it comes out coherent enough to post.

Topic: Off-topic / You have recieved some interesting information

You have been told the exact moment in the future that you will die. When that time comes, you will die and you will not be able to prevent it.

With that information comes an assurance: You cannot die until that moment. No matter what you do, you will die at the exact moment that you have been told, no sooner, no later. Now that you know this, what will you do?

Topic: Off-topic / >Get a C in biology

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Originally posted by gluCROWse:

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Luckily I got an A in chemistry which is the class I actually cared about.

Got a B in honors calc 2, which I was expecting. Still a bit sad that it ruined my 4.0, though.

>implying anyone cares about highschool grades after u get in college
>implying any of the “good” colleges will let in a pheasant like you

…Are you a fucktard? I’m in uni, you dolt.

Originally posted by fma1:

In college, your grade does not depend on your individual percentage. It depends on your performance relative to the average of the class. This means that the average for your class was higher than 87%. You were slightly below average, so you got a C.

Not in this class… or most of my classes. I mean, it’s curved up if most people failed, but never curved down. Also, I scored 10-15% higher than the class average on each of the 4 exams (unsure about the final).

In that case, someone screwed up.

Topic: Off-topic / >Get a C in biology

In college, your grade does not depend on your individual percentage. It depends on your performance relative to the average of the class. This means that the average for your class was higher than 87%. You were slightly below average, so you got a C.