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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
The girl hands be three flowers made of hair. They’re her natural hair color, and she asks me about changing colors with light waves.

I use light magic, and she begins to see the stems become green. Soon the three flower heads begin alternate between yellow, blue, and red respectively.

“The amazing part? Although I know exactly what I’m doing to the flowers, nobody else can see the color changes. I’m changing the light waves that are entering your eyes. Interesting enough, I’ve heard Psychic mages can do the same by changing how the mind interprets the actual light waves. If two sufficiently powerful mages, one of each type, were to work together- we’re turning left up ahead- then they could potentially drive a man insane, or make him seem insane. It’s fascinating.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
“Different use of the word play there. You won’t actually have to do plant magic, just pretend that you can. Or, of course, poker’s still an option. Choose quickly, the next intersection is where we’d turn off to do my plan.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by kingzak13:

I am just glad I am already a member of the “Agnostic church of who gives a flying f&ck”
.

A Subchurch of the Atheist Church of Oxymoronic!

Welcome!

You have no free will.

Originally posted by RaceBandit:

You’ll never take me alive!

Cosmic Sign ~ Spacial Rend!!

We wanted you to do this, because you are still one of us, to prove to everyone one point.

You have no free will.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Pigjr1:

Were you here for the Athiest Church of the Oxymoron?
I married Xandrya and apparently got divorced.
Myhome16 married Xandrya and apparently got divorced.
Then BLOODY had a harem of 46 women, including Yiu113 and Xandrya, until the Athiest Church of the Oxymoron became my Church, in which case nothing changed. Baconism is for the weak infidels. I have no free will.

There was no divorce between you and Xandrya. If you would like to file for divorce, then remember you have no free will.

There was no divorce between Myhomie and Xandrya.

Bloody still has his harem.

Originally posted by EEESMAN2424:
Originally posted by Pigjr1:

Were you here for the Athiest Church of the Oxymoron?
I married Xandrya and apparently got divorced.
Myhome16 married Xandrya and apparently got divorced.
Then BLOODY had a harem of 46 women, including Yiu113 and Xandrya, until the Athiest Church of the Oxymoron somehow disappeared.

At least that all happened mostly before I came…

We are omnipotent. You will join us.

You have no free will.

Originally posted by kingzak13:

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTY

PARTY HARD
Because You Have No Free Will

Join the Atheist Church of Oxymoronic today.
You have no free will.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
“We can do that,” I say under my breath, “or I can do a play involving you knowing plant magic. Which one would you prefer?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
I decline the woman’s offer for transportation, opting to walk alongside her.
“Well then, let me tell you the plan. First, we’re going to be throwing a celebration in Daverhaven. The impoverished people don’t usually get much fun, and they’re too busy working on things to really get out. Even if they could, we don’t exactly have much running water to go around, if you know what I mean. The only water mage works customs for shipping, and he has a lot of practical uses for his energy at the docks.”

I look around for a minute. I notice some people, most notably two Enforcers guarding a store front, and one of those Paladins. Nothing suspicious… yet.

“I grew up in those slums, and was recruited into the White Task Force. I’ve got some people working with me to improve conditions. When we get there, you’ll meet Veronica my… partner, I guess.”

I look around again. The paladin seems to be near us still.
“Actually, you can’t tell anybody this, but…”
I lean in close to the girl, so nobody else can hear us.
“Paladin behind us. does he look familiar? Try to make it look like you’re looking elsewhere. Now, when I pull away, act like I said something surprising. But happy, ok?”

The woman follows my instruction of looking shocked (I’m assuming you would, correct?).
“Yeah. I know I just met you, but can you help me?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Sometimes, I try to join Voldemort’s RPs, but every time I F5, it’s locked. Oh well.

He may be Voldemort, but out mods are using the death curse. ZING

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
“Well I’ll be damned. Well then, we’ll be traveling to Daverhaven. I assume you know the place. Are you ready?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

(White Task Force is completely different from the Paladins. I’m thinking thats a misconception within your character, but just saying in case that was unintentional.)

Gerald Dublai
I get us behind the trees and heal the wound I inflicted on her head. I feel something different internally, so I keep pushing. I see her hair start to turn brown and get longer.
What the fuck is going on here?

“Before we go anywhere, why is your hair changing color when I try to heal what feels like forceful internal interference?” I whisper.
This might get dangerous real fast.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
I hear what the girl says.
The bitch knows. Restraining in public makes me look like the bad guy… my sword is too long. Revolver?
I glance over my shoulder at the girl. She has two blonde pigtails.
She’s too young to die. But she talks as if she knows about ballistic weaponry.
I spot a group of trees close together nearby. If I could get her to slip in here unnoticed with me, we could get out of this crowd.
“He’s not going to sell me anything bigger until he knows me. You should also know that it’s dangerous to talk to random people about shady deals in public.”

I use a small band of light to trip her. I catch her, but arrange it to look like she hits her head off the ground. I make a small cut using more magic, and watch it for a few seconds. People begin to notice.
“White Task Force. She’s unconscious, but I’ll bring her out of your way and fix her up.”

I lean closer and begin dragging her, using my foot to keep her from getting a stable walk.
“I suggest you remain unconscious,” I whisper to her. “If you insist on listening to my plans, I shall tell you everything. But not here.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
I keep walking, not looking back at the person who talked. If it’s that important, they’ll keep pace.
“The cat was in the road, and therefore in danger. It is my duty to protect it if possible, therefore moving it onto the grass. Any more questions?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

1. Gevock helps us get people banned
2. Banned people get around ban
3. Ban-avoidance disrespects Gevock.
4. Ban-avoider has disrespected Gevock.

Well then… I can take 5 people with me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
I see a cat run in front of me and get in my way. I gently push it out of the way with light magic and move on.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

(Sorry for the inactivity, long weekend)
Gerald Dublai
I watch the man’s display.
“What I need is those, and things like that. Non-lethal fireworks that can get me any my associates out of a bind. Maybe make some with more smoke and mirrors. Literally, if it strikes your fancy.”
I dispel my light.
“Corner of Tren St. And Hare Ave. in Daverhaven. 5 O’Clock. And bring some normal fireworks too.”
I leave the alley and wander into the crowd that had happened now that the protesters are gone.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

BMUP?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[So guys, in school we learned a watered down form of differentiation. That’s kind of like America’s precalculus, I suppose.]

[This means I reached precalculus.]

[This means I’m as smart as Dev.]

[Are-Are you guys proud?]

Knoob, you’re smarter than Dev if you have any grasp of social convention and limitation.
Which you do. Just to clarify.

Also, Fairy type is bullshit. Just pointing out the Elephant in the room.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
I meet Veronica at Unity Hall, handing her several bundles of supplies I had picked up.
“Can you bring these to Daverhaven? I just need some time. I’m having some specially made fireworks done, and I need to wait for them?”
“Sure.”
“Thanks babe.”

I walk towards the alley, checking the time. 12:00.
“Damn this park is huge.”
A thought occurs to me about halfway through my walk to the alley.
What did I just refer to her as? Babe? Damnit Gerald, your relationship with Veronica is strictly professional.
Is it? Then why are you obsessed with tha gold? There’s nothing against relationships in the Taskforce. Hell, there aren’t really rules at all.
But a relationship could affect everything. I’m trying to fix the slums, and now I’m staging a fucking coup…
Well then, luckily you met the one woman who’s just as crazy as you.

I reach the alleyway, and conjure a small ball of light, enough to light the alley without being to harsh to anybody passing by.
Best not to intimidate him. Now that he knows I’m serious, no need for guns.

(For the record, Gerald’s not schizophrenic. For anybody who talks to themselves to solve certain types of problems or confirm a schedule, (I know I do) Gerald does the same. This also applies mentally if you’re one of those people.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by Helltank:

How about BLOODY stop making arbitrary rules for the chatzy and we just sit down and talk and chat and play like normal people?

I never officially put them in I was just suggesting some so Yiu can’t ban Pig for being who he is ._.

But Pig is a baconist. He must be banned.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
“Do you know anything about the council? What they do? And I mean, what they REALLY do.”
I begin counting out coins and sliding them towards him.
“Because if you do not, they have succeeded. What I am suggesting, is a coup. And what you decide to do for us today will help set in motion the gears of a revolution.”

I look back in his stall, and see his fireworks. They look good enough, but still homemade.
Damn fine product, but not one of those pro-jobs. He clearly scrounges for some materials.

“Do you bust your ass on those fireworks? Because there are rich people who have money to get the supplies you lack. The difference? That ‘council’ tries to make that rich guy richer so they can tax him into their own pockets. Yet the guy STILL makes a profit.”

I move the coins around a bit, scratching 1 of them absentmindedly.

“However, YOU bust your ass, and probably can’t afford everything you need. As for food and shelter, you’ll have, you know, food. And another place to stay. Anyways, cook me up something special, will you? I’ll be back for it later.”

I begin to walk away toward’s Unity Hall. I check the watch on the tower on Unity Hall, and see 11:00.
I know I have 2 hours now, until I need to get into the alley around Unity Square. Because my coins had been arranged in an arrow pointing to a nearby alley. And in the coin at the point of intersection, which had been rather dull, was scratched a clock at 1:00, with a PM next to it.

“Let’s see if he’s ready to play ball.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
I retract my shield.
“I’m glad you are interested. Anyways, I would not kill you. However, gunpoint tends to enhance the point that if someone living there saw you as a… beacon, let’s say, that would attract the Enforcers… They hate Enforcers. I hate Enforcers. The difference is, some of them might kill you.”

I turn over my robes, (which are much more tame and better looking than this man’s) and flip over the bottom of my sleeve. I show him the insignia of the White Task Force, three symbols, Peace, Knowledge, and Balance, within a segmented circle, much like a 3-part ying-yang.

“However, as one of their own, and a respected member of the White Task Force… They listen to me. And I have got an absolute plant genius who can grow anything in the slums. I can give you food, shelter, safety.”

I look at Unity Hall.
Still looking at the hall, I say, “All I need is for you to consider helping me impeach some assholes.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
I get my goods from the merchant, and turn to Unity Hall. I notice the fireworks stand is open, and look for a second. I notice the man’s attire.
Purple robes… completely rediculous. And extremely shifty…

I walk to the stand, and talk to the man.

“Hello sir. I have 2 questions for you if you do not mind.”
I pull out my coin purse and begin counting some out.
“First of all, do you have any… special fireworks? Maybe something that blinds people, incapacitates, other such things. Secondly…”

I pull out my gun, and use my wrist to extend my bracer, which turns into a small shield with a sharp edge. I swap my gun over to the other side, and slam my shield into his stand, making a large cut in it. My shield also hides my gun from view of the enforcers stationed at Unity Hall.

“Please do know, I have no intention of harming you in any way. I hope you will return the favor. Now, my sir, my second question, what the hell are you doing going through Daverhaven with those horrid robes?”

I check the bullets in my revolver.

“Anyways, we cannot be having you attracting attention to Daverhaven…”
My mind begins going into overdrive.
Fireworks… Attentions… some crazy looking dude…
“Yet. However, if you would like, perchance…”
He seems poor… really, really poor. Let’s see how this plays out. Worst case scenario, he get’s shanked.
I holster my revolver.
“Food? Shelter? Money? All of the above? You know what, yes, all of the above!”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Originally posted by S_98:

Isn’t this supposed to be the Masterthread thing where you don’t post general stuff unrelated to the maintenance stuzz?

Yes it is.

Please change my name in the regs list to reflect my capital ‘R’

as in

Rosate

as opposed to the old

rosate

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Gerald Dublai
I have a few hours, so I decide to look at some of the stalls in the park. One is a fireworks stand, but it’s empty.
I’ll come back to this later. Fireworks could be… useful.
I then see a stall that’s selling exotic foods, including foods, for the occasion. More oranges, lemons, limes, papaya, starfruit, mangos.
I then notice he has rice in the back, ready to be made into grain via some sort of magic.

I lean on the counter of his stall.
“Yo, dude. I have a strange request. Nothing illegal, don’t worry. But…”
I pull out a lot of money, much more than is necessary. I put it on the table.
“Rice, mangos, starfruit, lemons, limes, papaya, wheat, blood oranges, pineapple, avocado, tomato, grapes.”
“Looking for some base stuff? But I’ve never heard of eating straight grains. The extra is not necessary.”
“I’m not done.Everything you give me needs the capacity to be grown. There needs to be seeds in all of them.”

 
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Originally posted by helltank:

You have all the fee will, but the FREE will belongs to me.

Your free will, however, can only be used to decide what to watch on TV. The rest of it goes to me.

You have no free will.

Good news! You can buy fee will for certain areas of life for only $6819666910391 per action! Note that all fee-will is one time use and it’s use is decided by the Church.

 
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Originally posted by RaceBandit:

Telling us we have no free will automatically makes us exert metric fucktons of free will.

Your exertions all go to me and are used by myself or filed for free action when needed.

You have no free will.