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Topic: Off-topic / stop putting ur avatars as females

Any takers?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you had to be a fictional character for the next 9 million years...

God Like Spawn I could kill everybody

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT lets play Afterwind together.

hi

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats wrong with the Steelers this season?

Agreed

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats wrong with the Steelers this season?

They seem off to me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Inuasha FTW

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the best zombie game

It’s not on the list but arma 2 DayZ

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 80€ bill for travelling in train without a ticket. That's what happened to me today.

Bloody hell man im sorry.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Halo, JRPGs, or Call of Duty?

Halo!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Funniest movie ever

well the funnest move it titanic at the end is the best

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's The Worst Way To Die?

posted by LocoViper

You get attacked by a wild ape, then it decides that your arm doesn’t need to be there.. it rips it off and then throws it off of a cliff. you manage to get away, as it is throwing it off. and then after that you go to a stream to wash all the blood off of your clothes and find help, you notice a cheetah watching your every move.. it strikes you and slices open your back.. and then takes a chunk of you and leaves.. you try to limp away but you see a spartan! you try to run away but it keeps attacking you.. it throws a spear at you, and you try to run away. (Ehhhh Ehhhh! you say) and then the spartan notices you’re alive so he takes the spear out of your back.. you scream of course and then he stabs you again and walks off…. WELL again he noticed you’re alive, and your voice is getting weaker.. (Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh……….. softly) he turns around and see’s that you’re still alive he’s like WHAT THE CRAP! DIE ALREADY!!!!! then throws a knife at you.. you dont have enough breath to scream so you just fall over.. he watches you closely this time to make sure you’re dead.. but you just happen to get up, and try to walk away. the spartan says JUST DIE!!!!!!!! So the spartan throws 10 knifes (5 in each hand) and you just happen to turn around at that moment and you get slit down your face.. so you die this time (but the spartan notices that your chest is still moving.. from you breathing. (so he yells: DIE!!!!! OH MY GOD JUST DIE ALREADY I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU..) so he picks him up and throws him in the river.. but he hits a rock so he doesn’t go downstream.. you’re still alive at this point,,, you try to say stop but you cant and then the spartan chops off all of your limbs and stabs your head and you die..
 
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Topic: Off-topic / POOP MAN

WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A sculpture of a New Zealand government minister crafted from cow manure sold for New Zealand dollars 3,080 ($2,220) on an auction Web site. The bust of New Zealand Environment Minister Nick Smith, sculpted as a protest by artist Sam Mahon, attracted 112 bids before being picked up by an anonymous buyer on Friday.

Mahon said he created the sculpture, and chose the medium, to protest what he considers Smith’s too-soft stance on pollution created by dairy farms. He said the bust did not smell and would last forever.

“The sculpture has a hollow head, which is very fitting. It is highly polished and sits on the stand slightly to the right of center,” Mahon said.

Mahon gathered cow dung from an organic dairy farm, ground it in a coffee grinder, mixed it with a polymer resin and pressed it into a mold. He polished the sculpture with beeswax to create a finish that resembles bronze.

Smith joked about the tribute Friday.

“Excuse the pun, but I would describe it as crap art,” he said.

Mahon’s said he will use the proceeds from the auction to help clean up waterways polluted by effluent from dairy farms near his home.

 

Topic: Off-topic / A story of how to die,

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Topic: Off-topic / A story of how to die,

lol
here is a new one

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [game] Darkness and Light... Rise of Shadows

kongre gate

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's The Worst Way To Die?

Being dragged from your house and put in the middle of the Expressway Taped to a chair with stab wounds everywhere and gunwounds everywhere your left arm missing and bandaged so as you wont die of blood loss and herecoms the best part just realizing that your kidney is missing and that you just recieved 1,000,000,000,000 dollars.
bad way to die whats worse
barried alive after a knife attack (your still alive) and then
Totured beyond regonitication but haven’t lost your mind. Surviving on tiny scraps. Then buried alive, with a 3 weeks supply of water to keep you barely alive.
or Given tons of cuts and dropped into a pool filled with lemon juice and salt and a whirlpool machine that sucks you under and while all that pain from your wounds is occuring you’re slowly drowning

 
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Topic: Off-topic / diffiret ways to make coffe

discus

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you still remember your first avatar?

i still have mine i like it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / lol

well the boddy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / lol

you are walking and see the back of your dream woman you pull a round and its a guy what do you do

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you got kidnapped...

lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why does a cat have 9 lives?

my cat is a 31 lbs monster and has kill 5 pit bulls and 1 bull dog and has all of his lives

 
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Topic: Off-topic / funniest usernames

bag lady

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what if

but that’s not the question is it?!?!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

me and ralox both agree that we would kill a puppy for $1,000,000 OOOH YEAH I WANT A SHOTGUN!