Recent posts by hercludes on Kongregate

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Topic: Game Programming / [Paid]: Artist Recruiting: Programmer

I would help but I’m busy with another project. In either case I would only help using something more modern/professional like C++ w/ OpenGL/DirectX/SDL/etcetc. I’ve used GML before, though. You can PM me on Kong for questions or advice on programming for free. I’ll be gone this weekend though.

-nine fingers

 
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Topic: Astroflux / rising upgradee prices when you upgrade

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m0r3 $!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Defend your House! (RP) (Game) -- Day 1, Afternoon--

Xenocideophile:
I look around.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Defend your House! (RP) (Sign-ups thread) (Signs are now closed, replacements always accepted)

The creators of this forum said I could join, so here I am. I’ve played D&D before, but no forum game.

Name:Xenocideophile
Gender:Male
Appearance:Maybe I’ll fill out appearance when I’m more creative.
Class:BomberMan
Stat Points:
Investing: 10 STR, 10 PRE, 5 DEF.

#######BASE STATS#######
Hp = 20; // count 10 base hp
Mp = 10; // base 10 mp
Dam = 5;
MDam = 0;
DR = 2.5;
Accuracy = 10.9;
Crit = .2;
#######################
Skills: Resilient Skin (resistant to all forms of explosives)
Hobby: Creating explosives
Main Weapon: Ted Turner’s Bow
Secondary Weapon: Trench Knife of impressive beard-shaving.
Biography: Grew up as a lazy school student, and was aspiring to be the next biggest explosive-scientist. However, accidently went into eternal debt when he destroyed the village’s sacred item from a mixture of two chemicals that created an endothermic reaction, releasing enough energy to destroy thus said item. He also can’t stand to have anything unknown be kept unknown, to which is why he is given the name Xenocideophile (one who loves to kill the unknown). Very devious and cunning, will probably strap explosives to animals and send them off to war.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Social progress!

No, most of us don’t want to attention whore to people to achieve absolutely nothing. It’s being very assumptious to think we don’t “support the cause.” I’ve done my share of supporting the cause, b/c I’ve talked to people as to why this sort of thing should be allowed, and they changed their minds. Minus my dad, who is a “hardcore christian” and lets God decide everything for him /sigh/.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Social progress!

Also, Minnakht reminds me, the sign of equality is ==

= is an operation that assigns a value to a variable, == is an expression checker.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Social progress!

By forum I think he means Kongregate in a whole.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Social progress!

Yes, I know it is my opinion, it came out of my mouth, did it not? (theoretically speaking … )
That’s besides the point. What’s the point of grouping people together if you are just going to change your profile picture? Why not do something worthwhile, perhaps you could get everyone to mail a letter to people in the Supreme Court?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Social progress!

I think this is kind of pointless – in the end changing your profile picture is not even going to minutely effect anything. If you want to support this cause, >do< something.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / New backend update - please post issues here!

This is kind of off to the side, but whenever I leave chat and come back, the whole chat is full of text. It causes huge lag, especially when trying to change game tabs or view user profiles. Sometimes I won’t be able to scroll down all the way, b/c whenever a new message appears, the scroll-bar adjusts itself ~7/8 down from the top. So, it would be nice to add a “clear chat” function. Maybe this can be done with “/clear”?

 
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Topic: ShellShock Live 2 / [Unofficial] Ideas for weapons?

I got a good one. How about a colored ball that hits the ground, melts a bit to cover it’s oh so great mushy liquids all over the floor some distance, and entraps tanks inside it; then literally flings itself the same power and direction you shot the ball at. Takes just a tiny bit of damage due to acceleration or whatever.
Maybe formula: ( Damage = Acceleration * 5 ) assuming lowest acceleration is 1 and highest is 10(?); and assuming acceleration is derived from power that the tank originated it’s shot.

It would be very cool though if shots that had been shot longer, aka; shot harder and probably higher up, was accounted into damage.

 
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Topic: Game Programming / Collision Checks with Unity

I wouldn’t have came here if I didn’t google it and clicked on thousands of links without making sense out of it lol.

 
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Topic: Game Programming / Collision Checks with Unity

My team and I are possibly overlooking the difficulty of this (We are all are ‘fluent’ coders), but need help checking for collision between two objects.

var cube = GameObject.CreatePrimitive(GameObject.Find(“cube”));
if( /* Collision Check? */ ) {
Debug.Log(“Collision is working”);
}

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Break the 4 Badge Limit Per Game

Well, while this is a stupid idea, thank God it will never be implemented. The workers of Kongregate haven’t been doing much and I don’t think anyone there knows how to program. They’ll never be able to manage to make everything look nice for 6+ badges and even if they do it’s a place no man wants to go. Clustered badges, meaningless.

Think about it, the more you have, the less valuable they are. Have one diamond, you won’t sell it for nothing. Have 100 diamonds on the other hand… you will probably sell them. Point is, the amount of badges shouldn’t increase the amount of fun you’ll have playing a game, chances are it will decrease it. Probably make it more like a chore then anything. Have 1 object and try selling it for $100, or have 100 of the same objects and try selling each for $1. The former is much quicker, with less need for work. Now why not sell 100 objects for $100 each? Because Kongregate will put up a point limit (like 80 points max.) or something like that. It’s bound to happen if this does carry through — which it never will.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, your pet Oryx:

Is now named The Mad God.

I wish I didn’t suck at this game.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / BoTD not awarded.

I already earned them all. Too depressed to fight for the extra 30 points for BoTD.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Can't connect to Facebook

I’ve been having the same problems. The circle appears, it never finishes. I leave for about 5 minutes and come back to it still revolving. So I just log in with my username and password and it logs me in. This is on Chrome.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / BoTD not awarded.

I’m not sure if I should post here but I’m doing it anways. Awhile back there was a Badge of The Day for Burrito Bison Revenge. As normal I achieved that badge, but it did not send. I was fine with that, so I sent a missing achievement to Kongregate, with a photo of me achieving 25,000 + in that game. (On survival)
Now, here’s were the funny part comes in. In my description I put I also achieved the easy and medium badge, and that Kong Chat also did not award me points, but I was fine with that I just wanted the BoTD(I could easily re-do the other ones another day.) The next day I get a Kongregate Announcement telling me:
Hi hercludes!
Sorry for the mixup! Your missing The Way the Cookie Crumbles for Burrito Bison Revenge has just been awarded to your account. Cheers!
That’s just great right, I was 100% sure that I had selected the hard badge, yet I get awarded the easy badge instead. This is disappointing Kongregate.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Keep disconnecting from Kongregate

\-sigh\- Didn’t want to download firefox but it looks like I have to.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / lvl 21

Eh… the idea is lacking. I would like it more if it’s more like, “Deal N amount of damage to Oryx throughout only N battles.” Dealing the killing blow to Oryx is way too random and doesn’t show much skill. I don’t like the idea of leveling to 20, what what seem cool though is going back to level 1, and making your way back up to level 20. It would make it more unique then other watered-down games. Even more impressive? Have experience set back to 0, and experience to level set back to what was needed for lvl 1, then lvl 2, ect, the trick is that experience gained from monsters is divided by 5.

I know this is off-topic, but might as well shove it into here, but enchanting items would kick-ass. Swinging around a +8 sword would be pretty sweet, getting the requirements needed for enchanting by using an Enchanter class whose special consists of a, “soul hex” which, when killed in the time specified, drops a soul gem, color according to the power of the monster, and main shot draining the stats of the enemy. Thus creating a merchant class, increasing the need of team work and eliminating the need for a shop-system. Soul-gems could be used as a more suitable currency then potions. I know, I play too much EUO (Egg’s Ultima Online, my favorite MORPG).

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Keep disconnecting from Kongregate

Every ~2 minutes I get disconnected from Kongregate Chat. I’m on Google Chrome, and while I’m running other things that require constant internet connection, Kongregate Chat is the only one having problems. This has been happening constantly since two days ago.

More specifically the chat just doesn’t disconnect, instead it decides to just sit around for awhile, so I believe that the chat is dead. If I type something into chat, it doesn’t send and thus I don’t see it in chat and I know that the problem has reoccurred.

Anyone have the slightest clue on what the hell is happening?

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Idea

Bad Idea. Sounds like a good idea for me to store my good stuff, buy putting in my stuff and selling it for a way too over-powered item. Now I can fit all my items in there without having to buy another vault.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] What to do, and what not to do.

I remember when I got I really kick-ass sword, got it ready for my level 1 warrior only to have his ass handed to him. Sad day.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / New Ads on Kongregate

Well time to find that damn ad again and send it to the pits of hell!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate

Never really liked PowerUp Rewards. Took me weeks and purchasing numerous games to get 50 kreds. Wasn’t really worth it, and I don’t think buying a pack of double A batteries would be either.