Recent posts by EmoChicken on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Building advice

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Notch/Jeb is trying to make Minecraft into Skyrim.

Well, it would be one step closer to an actual game…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can you read an analog clock?

There was an idiot in my class who wasn’t able to read analog clocks…

We let it slide because his IQ was equivalent to a lab rat… Actually, no, they wouldn’t let him anywhere near a lab.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Suggest a good MMORPG?

Originally posted by NeCROWmancer:

my favorite MMORPG is

MW3

Its an RPG because you play games to grind experience to get better weapons and upgrades.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up in a world of people who do magical Kung Fu

Originally posted by devourer359:

Spread Christianity and save the day with magic Kung Fu.

Careful, something like “The Invention of Lying” ma happen where you scribble some things down on pizza boxes and then the whole world wants to know where the man in the sky is hiding…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This may require some thought

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Their soul? Oh boy, here we go again. How many times have we told you that non-materialist neuroscience is just a sham?

Non-materialist neuroscience is to dualism as intelligent design is to creationism.

The marketer in me is saying that we should turn that saying into a market-friendly saying…

Non-materialist neuroscience is to dualism as monkeys are to cats.

Well. The pieces are all there.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / God is Unfair

Originally posted by Airway:

Consider the following: your God doesn’t exist.

Consider the following: You’ll convert no one if you act like a dick.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / A Truly Unique Story of Origin of Herobrine

Originally posted by HellmasterD:

Minecraft is gay!! I am sick of hearing about that stupid game. GET A LIFE!!

Dear over-enthusiastic Terraria fan,
Stop making the rest of us look bad.
Thanks.

~Everyone else

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Suggest a good MMORPG?

If I had a penny every time someone got a great point in before I did…

Originally posted by Captain_Catface:

Recently I stumbled onto Path of Exile. Brilliant game; it’s what Diablo 3 should have been. It is, however, still in closed beta; so you have to wait to be randomly accepted (Every 5 minutes an account is given beta access) or pay 10$ for beta access. Or just wait until open beta.

Pretty much that. Well worth the $10 when I got it, but it seems like the open beta is coming soon.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What should I cook for dinner?

Go to KFC, grab some chicken, put it on some bread with some steak, dry it, turn it into cereal.

 
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Topic: Game Design / Unity- Paving the way to faster,simpler 3D browser games?

Faster? No.
Simpler? No.
Visually enhanced? Yes.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Favorite TYPE of game

Originally posted by DragonArcherZ:

Strategy games, Bullet Hells and RPGs.

I actually enjoy most genres if executed well.

For some reason, I think you would like Touhoumon…

 
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Topic: General Gaming / MineCraft Vs. Terraria

I have easily put over 200 hours into Minecraft, yet, I still prefer Terraria.

Terraria strides into the territory that Minecraft is still yet to achieve, and that is an actual game. Minecraft, you basically have to make your own goals to achieve something (Other than the end and the achievements), but Terraria is a very, very, very deep platformer when you look at it closely.

In no way is Terraria a “Rip-off” of Minecraft, it’s not even close. Terraria supports adventure and fighting unlike Minecraft which supports building and mining.

Also: This thread was necrobumped up the butt…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You Fap You Lose!

Originally posted by YukkuriRemi:


Flat chests are the best

How I felt playing Katawa Shoujou (<— NSFW)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Vegetarianism/veganism

I prefer to avoid the vegan police.

Especially because I love Gelato.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / What happened to Cubelands?

Damn, this thread is necrobumped up the butt…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Where would you go in a zombie invasion?

Grab a couple of friends, head to the gas station out of town as it has vehicles, a generator, and a large food supply due to the small food court inside (And it’s also a gas station… So you know. Food). I can reinforce it because there is a Hardware store beside the gas station.

I’ll still manage a way to die quickly. I know it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Need a WiFi repeater

I went overboard and use a $200 outdoor repeater.

Definitely worth it. I can walk to school and still have Wifi.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best apps for mobile tablets.

Grand Prix Story
Pocket Academy
Cafe Nipponica
Dungeon Village
Game Dev Story
Epic Astro Story
World Cruise Story
Sushi Spinnery

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kong should become MORE like Facebook

Originally posted by denamo:

OH MY GOD IT’S THERE

Well, time to blow this place up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kong should become MORE like Facebook

Because it’s working so damn well for Youtube.

Oh look, they just broke another feature.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Why Campaigns Are Important

Originally posted by HavingAllTheFun:
Not the best examples… But hey, they are still great.

Well, there’s your problem, bro.

The problem is?…

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Why Campaigns Are Important

Originally posted by HavingAllTheFun:
Originally posted by EmoChicken:
It is easily the best singleplayer campaign I have ever played.

Have you played many games in your life?

Want better examples? Fine.

Any singleplayer game from Valve (Mainly Half-Life and Portal), Deus Ex + Human Revolution, The Elder Scrolls, Fallout 3, Metro 2033, Thief, and to an extent, Rage.
Not the best examples… But hey, they are still great.

 
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Topic: Game Design / What are good programs for creating pixel art?

Damn, I guess I have to dig up my UT2k4 disk… I also guess that we should open up a new topic XD

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Anyone play Pokemon competitively?

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

Ok, is this a virus? It has nothing to do with pokemon. It says PC speed maximizer or some crap

You’re doing it wrong.

I’m serious, I have no idea what you did. You’re just doing it wrong.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Xbox gaming Thread

Honestly, I’m surprised Black Ops wasn’t cancelled. The whole Youtube community just denied it. So far, all my future hype goes towards Assassin’s Creed 3.

My favourite, though, is definitely Bioshock. Even though it does not have a multiplayer mode, it does have one of the best campaigns I have ever played.