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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

because now you have to listen to me paraphrase a stupid riddle, from Sherazades’ 1003rd Arabian nights..

A father poses his daughter a riddle-
“If our neighbor has 8 horses, 4 brown, 3 white and 1 black, how many of those horses can say they are the same color as another horse in the herd?”
“Zero, Daddy”
“Zero? But there are 4 brown horses that are each the same color, and 3 white horses of the same color, so shouldn’t it be 7?”
“You’re being silly, Daddy, Horses can’t talk, so the answer is zero”
“Ok, we’ll make believe the horses CAN talk, then how many?”
“Eight”
“Eight?? Didn’t we just go over this, it should be 7”
“Daddy, the black horse can LIE and say he’s the same color as another horse”

Good luck on your next pointless thread

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Some confusion (you need to make your wishes more clear, We almost sent you a Listing of Albino Zebras and Orangatangs in Russian Zoos…), but we think we figured out what you REALLY wanted…
Granted, a 15 minute movie of a cat and a dog holding a league of legends deathmatch against each other was submitted in your name to Lazorz.com. Unfortunately, while they liked it, they rejected it from their site because they only do photos….

I wish I knew if the zoywiki instructions for making bone #1 for the Mimzy craft drop really worked.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

your wish is granted, and 22 Golden Suns have been restored to your account. You no longer have to feel stupid for spending 22 GS to finish the time 20 hours early.
Instead, we purchased several different stupid items with your golden Suns
Class Change- 30 GS
extra 10 max energy for 24 hours- 10 GS
Extra 10 defense for 24 hours- 10 GS
+3 Fleet size (twice!)- 60 GS
For a net reduction of 88 GS from before you made the wish.

I wish Zoywiki listed a current Procs sheet for all the new items, or I knew how to get the information myself from UgUg

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Granted- you are now allowed to spend any amount of SP on energy, stamina and honor. Sp costs start at 1,2,5 for energy/stamina/honor, and begin increasing every 500 pts. However, the game has been slightly overhauled as hard-core Pay to Play. You now have a “Mission Clock” on your profile page, counting down to zero in real time (whether you’re online or not). It costs 1 GS to add one hour to the mission clock. When the clock strikes 0, Your account is Frozen. It costs 500 GS to unfreeze an account.

I wish the baby turtle started at a +250% base ship power on normal raids

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Granted. Your “H” key now works perfectly. It detects when your finger is close by, depresses smoothly, and sends a signal to your keyboard logic. But a short in your keyboards wiring only allows half the signals from any of the keys to reach your computer.
Also, ‘illary Clinton and Paris ’ilton, in a perfectly orc’estrated campaign, ‘ave managed to make American fake Cockney slang the latest craze. and ultra-fas’ionable (along wit’ Fis’ and C’ips). No one uses that letter anymore, not even on W’eel of Fortune.

I want to be able to sort my equipment by “vs xxxx”, so I know the best stuff for the Alien beast raids.

 
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Topic: Curio Quest / Beginner Guide

“3* Curios are all stronger than the strongest 2* curios with no exception. They simply have a power spike that overrides any other factors. These can be caught, however I don’t suggest attempting to do so until you advance quite far into the game. "

Just curious, but When does the “power spike” take effect? level 20+?
Because I recieved the water 3* SALP… I know I am “supposed” to not worry about leveling them, just dump others experience on, but I don’t like to play that way. So far, SALP has been far INFERIOR to Hydragon in combat, at the same level. While it could be that i don’t “use SALP correctly”.. but when a level 6 water curio can barely beat a level 6 FIRE curio (tiki, in my most recent fight), it doesn’t look good for his eventual superiority..

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Granted, you are given permission to summon alliance raids….. in a public alliance, NOT the one you are currently in.

I wish you could fuse gems to utilities and sidekicks

 
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Topic: Astro Lords: Oort Cloud / Firefox

sluggish in google chrome, but I have a different problem- how do I shift the view on the battle map??? In training battle, enemy ship soon moved off screen. I found the “automove” and “autofire”, which allowed me win.
In second part, ALL ENEMY ships were offscreen, and stayed there. Most of the battle was off-screen, including my ship by the end of it. clicking and dragging screen, or clicking on mini-map/display had no effect..

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

I wish this sentence was a paradox.
Another wish – I wish this Tourniquet 7 raid would be dead already. (The alliance version, not Tourniquet 7.5)

Granted, the sentence referred to was the classic Star Trek line, “Everything I say is a lie”, which is definitely a paradox.
Part 2) THIS Tourniquet 7 raid is dead. http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/legacy-of-a-thousand-suns?kv_action_type=raidhelp&kv_raid_id=16228353&kv_difficulty=4&kv_raid_boss=tourniquet&kv_hash=IN628z40rc Yours? I don’t know..

I wish that troll “other people” would post again.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

(The Alliance RAID?? Medium 70M life??)
Wasted wish-you should be able to summon this yourself, anytime its not up-or get someone in guild chat to do it… but maybe your guild is small/persnickety… or you are a glutton for bad wishes if so
granted- You are immediately transferred to the secret guild “Bad Juju”. Due to a developers mischief, Bad Juju currently has ALL alliance raids summoned as Fake rare spawns (unlimited damage, raid ends when timer runs out) with a time remaining of 1009995687 hours until raid ends.
(ehh, I really made that too complicated- how about – granted, Raid is now always up in your guild, but when you try to join, raid only allows you to participate as an observer )

I wish for a new, premium module- research lab, attack/defense based on unique consumeable items, +100% ship power vs organic beings, and produces 10 energy/5 stam/10 honor per hit.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by Kevlar33:
(I know you said “bazaar”, but thats in DotD, and this is a LoTS forum… )

…What?

Sorry, little sleep, and your post saying “-1 Planet Coins” had me thinking DoTD, where the shop is called “the Bazaar”. and actually, using worthless junk to improve items in appearance is fine with me..

As for your “wish Rylattu were nicer to “puny human stink-beasts” (humans).”

Granted. An influential Rylattu gourmet holds a taste test, and finds that roasted stink-beasts taste better if they have gorged on chocolate and alchohol for 24 hours before their death. So, now, there are lots of Rylattu giving gifts of candy and liquor to humans, instead of killing them indiscriminately.

I wish there was something worth spending my AP on

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Granted. A new consumable item, Mouse Trap, is added to the Shop permanently. It costs 10 GS, and has the potential to drop any item ever awarded/sold in LoTS when opened. The items are awarded at random with lower chances going to items based on how many are owned by the playerbase, with 1 exception. It has a 99.99999999 % chance to drop “Cheese”- a new item, consumable, which restores 1 stamina.
(I know you said “bazaar”, but thats in DotD, and this is a LoTS forum… )

I wish we had some more “upgrade a little bit more” items such as the Xydran Battlecraft in the labs

 
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Topic: Party Of Heroes / Some Questions

yep, they got rid of class specific.
they SHOULD just change it to flat cost, or add some of the experience for sacrificed heros when evolving. It only adds insult to injury when you have to pay more to sacrifice a higher level hero, and get no benefit.
I was also slightly disappointed that when a necromancer raises someone from the dead, they stay dead (lower exp reward, and I think no skills)- I actually thought it hadn’t worked at first, until I saw the grey hero hitting people.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:

(Someone PMed me the code – Don’t use that wish)

I have 8 wishes.

1. I wish all future posts here had multiple wishes.

2. I wish I could spend 100 stat points to gain one more energy per energy regen.

3. I wish Lol Eater 2 saved your progress.

4. I wish text boxes wouldn’t disappear if you keep the mouse over them for too long.

5. I wish people read the FAQ in the description of MaD2 (Mutilate a Doll 2), so they’d stop posting stupid suggestions that 0rava (the dev) clearly said he won’t add.

6. I wish the game wouldn’t shut off if I stayed on too long.

7. I wish 5thPlanet would actually read Kong suggestions.

8. I wish I had an 8th wish.

Granted. 1. We here at the Galactic wish factory have just started a new timeslip wish factor. Whenever a wish you make is granted, you are sent back to the instant before you made the wish, with no knowledge that the wish will be granted. Thus you can have the pleasure of making the wish again and again… (your frozen in a recursive time loop, do not pass go, do not collect $200)
2. (you never get here, but what we would have done..) Granted, you now have to pay 100 SP per energy point, instead of the 1 SP everyone else has to pay. your Energy Limit remains the same, your energy Regen rate is set to “0” (you only get more when you level, so technically, you get 1 more energy regenerated per energy regen)
3) Lol Eater 2 now saves your progress. you have to pay 10 kreds every time you access a saved game.
4) Text boxes now stay put, whenever you hold any rodent (not just Mice!) over them, as long as the rodent continues to draw blood gnawing on your fingers.
5) The people now read the FAQ, but continue to post stupid suggestions to see their names on the forums.
6) Wasted wish. The game doesn’t shut off, it just disconnects from the server. But its still running on that server.
7) The 5th planet liberation group (save Jupiter NOW!) starts reading all posts by King Kong
8) You now know what you’re 8th wish would have been, if you ever got past the first one

I wish we had promo codes like Dawn of the Dragons

 
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Topic: Party Of Heroes / This game is objectively terrible

Paintcan’s item 6, training-
no metric, but "overtraining time is either equal to training time, or 50%. So two hour training finishes in 2 hours, and then you have either 1 hour or 2 hours to pick them up.
If you overtrain, or undertrain (cancel before time is up), you get 0 exp. And those numbers on the bottom are TOTAL exp earned, not Bonus.. so 2 hours training gives you 650 exp, which is handy if your out of energy, but otherwise…
and your training times are linked to the slots. you can train 3 characters at once, if you wish to train 1 2 hours, the second 6 hours, and the last 12 hours. You can’t train 3 characters for 6 hours while you sleep..

 
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Topic: Party Of Heroes / Some Questions

the crude dagger is bugged. Text reads “equipable by any hero, increases damage by 10%”
As the tutorial explained, I eguiped it to gladiotor, and it showed (10%) over his head. The glad was in the middle positon. I removed the glad, and then NEW guy in the center position now has the (10%) over HIS head. I replace the right hand guy with the glad, and he DOES NOT have the (+10%) over his head. So the crude dagger is equiped by the PEDASTAL, not the character…
Which would be fine with me… except some of these items are supposed to be only for certain classes, and there might be a conflict as I move people around…
My question- I’ve got a capped (9) glad, and another level 9 glad- does the capped guy get extra benefit form sacrificing the level 9, or should I try to get a new one out of the tavern?

 
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Topic: Bush Whacker 2 / Feedback and Bug Reports

Glen, the near-sighted guy looking for glasses in Spore castle, addresses me as “EggBreaker” when he gives the quest. Is this intentional?

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

granted- your account is reset, all items/ships/officers are removed, abilties set to start, and all GS you spent and or purcharsed are lost. But you now have 9999 stat points to start building up again. (If 9999 total stat points is an improvement, I feel sorry for you)

I wish the guild shop sold more items.

 
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Topic: Curio Quest / Friends that don't gift. Playing blind

tried it, found a couple people who had logged on within the day, but haven’t gifted in 10+… doesn’t “gift all” give everyone gifts, or does it just do the first couple?

 
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Topic: Forge of Gods / defenders and splash damage

one other check- the ranged units taking damage, are they HUMAN? Ie, my white warrior says he blocks 80% of damage to friendly humans in two squares-which doesn’t help me if he’s th only human on my squad…

 
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Topic: Forge of Gods / Add Friends (ID ingame)

Add me
warlord- graught (50% extra beast attack)
code- sffdng

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by Kevlar33:

I wish they were finished designing the next quest zone.

Granted. In it, a Kevolar Assassin kills you – They finally found a good way to make a logical reason to shake this game off them so they can work on a really boring game they’re working on.

I wish I had all the facility schematics/instructions/plans so I could just use them and be able to make anything it’s possible to make in a facility.

Umm, Zone 22 put us in Shroendiger’s box, along with Erebus… we have to get out of the box to find out if we survived the final fight… but okay, we got out, and as an anti-climax, we get killed by a silly kelovar assassin.

Granted, you now have a complete set of facility plans and schematics. however, the research/build timer is broken, and nothing ever finishes again (even after paying GS)

I wish I had stayed home today.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

And you want me to get them out I presume? Or what?

Whatever you want, you can have, except it will undo itself over a span of a year.

I wish for a black hole singularity to happen inside the servers, causing them to speed up tremendously, while not affecting the titanite-adamantium alloy with fixtures of alien technology of the servers’ creation.

Granted, but everyone thinks it’s dangerous to have a black hole there and leaves – The devs then abandoning this game as well, as it’s useless to update a game nobody plays.

I wish for a wish that wishes for wishes.

Granted, you now imagine a bologna sam-wish appears and follows you around, incessantly singing “I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener!”, “When you wish upon a star”, and “’Cum on feel the Noize”. (a ’wish that wishes for wishes). For some reason, the first two songs are horribly off-key, but the heavy metal one is sung in a piercing mezzo-soprano but is perfectly in tune.
The hallucination soon drives you insane, and you spend the rest of your life wandering the streets.

I wish they were finished designing the next quest zone.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Granted, EVERYONE is given a Rylattu Doomsday device Mark 12 utility during the next update. It annihilates every Centurian raid in the game every time it is worn during an attack. And I do mean ANNIHILATE- the raid/campaign disappears, no one gets loot, no one gets AP, the raid/campaign is gone. 5pg mentions that it was your suggestion to include it on the notes page.

I wish more people participated in this thread

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

I’ll try.

I wish this stomachache would go away.

Granted, this stomachache went away, and that stomachache came.

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Granted, sdufgrsulleefkeikdj7r klleeeooFF eynr8e9wp LLJe(&!!!!
however, encryption prevents you from getting any benefit.

I wish the ’big (expletive deleted) gun" would drop twice during my next 5 runs through Zone 12