Recent posts by Bhezjan on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / People still use this?

Missed you so much, Axel.
<3<3<3<3<3.

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / Anti-Idle: The OFFICIAL thread

Uhmm, according to Niasora, who can’t post right now due to a virus, Niasora got a 2k for a Duplicate Ring, and Niasora had no rings at all.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / grand chase

Class: Warlock
Level: 41
Total GP: Unknown, but low (Less than 200k)
Wow, this post is old~ ^^
La la la~

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Sacred Seasons MMORPG] players

Name: bhezjan
Season/Class: Spring Shaman
Lvl: 50 (I feel so weak after seeing the above >w<)
Extra Stuff: I don’t like being along except when grinding, and basically I am not that good with my memory and I don’t like the feeling that I get when I can’t help someone because I can’t or when I is grinding so I’ll stop nows >w<.

 
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Topic: The Arts / Sanctuary, The project, not the room

This prologue is very nice~ It is very descriptive, and I imagined all of the things your book has painted in my mind~ The creature will haunt me in my dreams at night, and so will the darkness the Generals caused~ I love it~! - Really amazing~ If I could rank it, 13/10 for Descriptiveness and your creation of this piece of art~ I is saying too much though, so byes~

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Remnants of Skystone] Beta Testers Needed for Remnants of Skystone

Ooooh! Oooh! I wanna play! :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Music In My Pants

5 days in my pants (Patrick Nuo)

Stacy’s Mom in my pants (Fountains of Wayne)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Poverty is the root of all evil

Does any1 have the picture of the Red Power Ranger holding a sign saying: “Will fight Giant Monsters for food”?The caption is Poverty: They will get us all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

“An older boy told me to do it!”
“I’m finally free from my wife!”
“I’m on top of the world!”
Has anyone said : “Oh @#$*! That hamster is wearing a wire!”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what would you write on your suicide note?

“Tell my wife that I DON’T love her, and give all my stuff to that hot woman across the street.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bloody Mary

Unproductive is right. Bloody Mary is the queen of England a long time ago, who killed Protestants (not Catholic). Protestants, who branched out mainly from the man Martin Luther (not King [A German priest]), protested against Mary, who was nicknamed Bloody Mary. She was put down, finally, and Queen Elizabeth took her place. History class haunts me…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mom Jokes

Yo mama so ugly, Medusa was jealous.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the sea, Venus was drowned by the splash.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tripped to the ground, the mud disintegrated.
Yo mama so poor, her name came from a cereal box.
Yo mama so ugly, she put the boogie man out of business.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure.
Yo mama so stupid, she asked for a refund for a jigsaw puzzle, complaining it was broken.
Yo mama so fat, it took 3 trains, 5 airplanes, 2 copters, and 6 buses to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she auditioned for the Raiders of the Lost Ark play, she got the part of the big rolling stone.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You Laugh You Lose


that Furi Kuri pic. made me laugh as good as the first time I saw it. But there is supposed to be a girl in the back taking a picture…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The stupidest/epicest thing you've ever heard in chat

(lives with my dad for all eternity) ~Migoto_Ichi

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Amorphous+ Complete Reward/Award guide!

Whats a Razor Queen? - I only have two Question marked spots (Torchie and Freeze thingy).

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Amorphous+ Complete Reward/Award guide!

ty for guide! It gots me lots of awards I never thought of.btw, Purple Heart was one of my 1st awards on my 1st time to kill a small nest( had three adult clutters left). ^^

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

I love you…

S#&@! I knew that this place was on fir-! (yes, the man is blind)

No! I am not including you in my wil-!

Mommy, is it really true that people crap when they die? (And mommy says) Let’s find out!

Don’t go left. The navigator says to go right. (Moral: Never trust Navigators sold for 5$)

The house is on fire! (Says Mother while Mother’s son says)Wake me up in five minutes…(Moral: Alarm clocks are more reliable than your Mother).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hilariouse joke a must read seriously

Glompee, I like your previous post XD. I like the falling part best too ^^.
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Ok, there was a girl who needed money bad enough to get a job for painting. She took a paintbrush in hand and bought paint from Home Depot. She looked for the nearest house and asked the person home inside. The owner of the house said he’d pay her 100$ to paint the porch. The owner’s wife asked her husband if the girl new that the porch went around the house. The owner said that she should know, since she was standing on it. 30 minutes later, the girl returned saying she was done. The man was so surprised that she was done so quickly, but he was impressed. He gave her a 30$ tip for being fast. As the owner gave the money, the girl said, “Mister, that wasn’t a Proche, it was a Ferrari.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / who am i???

Hmm, Thread got old… By the way, the only way I knew that was because I stayed up late one night with the TV on and I saw the 1st episode. Creepy how you remember stuff like that… Skullz98, yes, your right XD ^^

 
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Topic: The Arts / SalsaJoe's Art Archives / Requests

How about this one - ?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Advice, please.

I agree with Killerxt. For the Wii, hide the 1st player controller and the batteries for the rest of the controllers (Evil face here). For the DS, like Killerxt said, take away the Stylus and the Memory Card on the side. For the money-crazed guy, threaten to use Graffiti on his car (Another evil face here).

 
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Topic: General Gaming / the first video game you ever played

I dunno which one exactly I played 1st, for I had alot of games for a nintendo 64 long ago when I was little.
The only game I remember from my nintendo 64 is (somehow) Beethoven (the dog).
Don’t you dare laugh or else I WILL bug you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Riddles!

NOTE: THIS ANSWER DOESN’T HAVE SPOILER TAG BECAUSE IT PROBABLY WON’T FIT!


For Athene:
Pygmies(<—-yes that is spelled right) are running through an old jungle, find an old cart, and they get in. While it was rolling, a wheel fell off and they crashed into a tree. Now they are hungry and remember that they have pancakes in their bag. They cook all of them and put them out lying in stone slabs. Then, what made the 4 Pygmies run through the jungle suddenly came. Now, they need to use their pancakes to make a doghouse, and they have 12. Each pygmy decide to make a house for the ‘Monster’ with 7 Pancakes and each Pygmy gets a pancake. They don’t make the doghouse with 8 because the ‘Monster’ is also hungry and wants the last pancake. Even though the ‘Monster’ doesn’t like eating it’s kin (look at picture, yes, it is a pancake dog) but he wants the pancake because making ice cream with rocks is yucky!

<————-The ‘Monster’

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate Warfield

grips Jomiie with The Gauntlet (complete with spikes) and hits Warbossjackjack with him until Jomiie is dust, then I throw Jomiie’s dust to Warbossjackjack’s eyes (Yay attacking two people at once).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / who am i???

I don’t get UnitedRebellion’s post, soooooo…



…I have 4 pairs of legs, fangs, not all of my species is deadly, and a person can become immune to most of my kinds venom if you take enough each day to get used to it and the pain it brings. What Species am I? Note: I said Species, not kind or name . Hint: It starts with A.