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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by Stone667:

What is this, I don’t even.

Oh look, it’s the fucked up part of Youtube. I never want to go there ever again.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World 2

I’m going to be away for 4 weeks. Probably no internet. Byesies!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Anarchia OOC [proof against the guidelines.]

Flag the OP, I guess.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World 2

O RLY?
What about when the former M-COW states were trying to secede from UCAEN? UCAEN tried to get them to reconsider, and I’m fairly certain I speak for IDC/C when I say that we’re going to be doing essentially the same thing.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Ciaphas Cain, Commander Shepard, The Emperor of Mankind, and Terry Pratchett. And most of the Discworld characters, now that I think about it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Where the HELL did the survival game get to?

Originally posted by Zzzip50:
Originally posted by pzpzpz:
Originally posted by Zzzip50:
Originally posted by therealsirmark4:

Okay let’s do this, let’s all ignore Dev, if you promise to ignore Dev, quote this and I’ll edit your name into this post, every single time you get into an argument with Dev, I’ll quote this post to remind you to ignore him.

List:


REMEMBER THE CONCORDAT!

As you can see, the list is empty.

Shh!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fall of heroes. {RP}---{OOC}

I… what? I wasn’t trying to rip off the hulk, but you’re the boss I guess.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Where the HELL did the survival game get to?

Originally posted by Zzzip50:
Originally posted by therealsirmark4:

Okay let’s do this, let’s all ignore Dev, if you promise to ignore Dev, quote this and I’ll edit your name into this post, every single time you get into an argument with Dev, I’ll quote this post to remind you to ignore him.

List:


REMEMBER THE CONCORDAT!
 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fall of heroes. {RP}---{OOC}

If nobody decides to hench my man, I’ll probably become an anti-hero.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Gay)Find a Boyfriend

What a coincidence! I like rape too!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fall of heroes. {RP}---{OOC}

Name: Visceris
Age+Gender: 27, Male
Appearance: Nearly eight feet tall and immensely muscled, Visceris (or Vis as he is called by his friends (no one)) is almost Hulk-sized and looks similar to the hulk but not as green. He has no preference regarding clothing, but he’ll tend to gravitate towards bright colors. Currently wearing a purple wifebeater under a neon orange vest and green sweatpants. He is completely bald (not even eyebrows) and has red eyes. Vis weighs more than four hundred pounds and accordingly crushes any chair he tries to sit in. Which doesn’t stop him from trying.
Biography: Visceris comes from a family of career henchmen, but gained powers after a series of convoluted events (radioactive steroids). Generally an unhappy person, Vis learned at a young age the joys of destruction. The process that gave him his powers made him virtually unkillable and extremely dim. His vocabulary consists mainly of variations of ‘AAAAARRRgggHHHHH!’ He also likes kittens.
Criminal record:
1,362 counts of destruction of property.
71 murders, suspected in dozens more.
4 cases of public indecency.
Powers/Abilities:
Level 1 Endurance
Level 1 Enhanced Strength
Weaknesses:
Easily angered and not too bright. Or, as he likes to put it, ‘RRRRRAAAAAGGGHHH!!!’

[Given his idiocy, I’d like to get Vis paired off with some high level Villain for some Henchmenry. Also will probably only be able to do real RPing tomorrow morning.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by developous:
Originally posted by ocelot:
Originally posted by developous:

So you are saying there is a 0% chance of anyone ever playing those games unless I get over that problem NOW and FOREVER?

I’m sure there is a percentage chance someone will choose to play your game, but it is probably closer to 0% than to 1%.

Then find a solution. I cannot change even if I wanted to.

Then there is no solution.

 

Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by NimbusCloud26:

Why is it that all my female friends are either homosexual or bi?

Because you are an extremely lucky man.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Yes! I was right!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Ralph Schneider?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Plain cheese, for those who live life a few feet away from the ledge.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Nations of the World 2 Auxiliary Thread - Accepting Substitutes

God damn the Covenant has a huge problem with embezzling. I mean, we’re losing 8t a turn from tiny economic improvements? I don’t buy it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / zombies

Punch the zombies.
ALL OF THEM.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World 2

Oh balls. I’ve been unable to access the internet for a while. I had just enough time for an ‘improve economy’ PM. I’ll withdraw from Russia forthwith.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Just seeing what it will take

Dev, you continually ask what you can do to make us all forgive you, then ignore or refute what we say, then ask again later.
None of us like you. None of us support your spam. You are not a crusader, beating back the forces of ignorance and hate. You are a mosquito, fucking up the picnic that is FGF.
We’ve told you what you need to do to make us not hate you, but you aren’t going to listen.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Nations of the World 2 Auxiliary Thread - Accepting Substitutes

Originally posted by Firespread:
Originally posted by TheIdiocyWizard:

I just assumed that you were hiding out in an ally’s country, but maybe I was wrong.

I doubt that it was just Happy killing you off for the hell of it though.

BAHAHAHAHAH

That would be retarded. I don’t trust people, and I don’t start now.

Since I’m not coming back, I’ll tell you this: It’s the opposite of my “Organization” ’s name.

Who would be stupid enough to do that? But entering an enemy country alone and with a tiny bodyguard to ask them to please stop invading? Brilliant.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World 2

Well, I’m in.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World 2

…Anyway, I was consulted by China and I am definitely in favor of the merger of the IDC and the Covenant. I think this war has dragged on for far too long and that China should retain it’s original land, Couscous stops trying to invade Azerbaijan and gets it’s original land back, Russia should vote on it’s new leader (maybe the old leader), Brazil and Chile do whatever they want with North America, and we all stop fighting.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Nations of the World 2

Aye.