Recent posts by Hobelbruder on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Originally posted by tweetheart:

For Snail Bob 7 – “How to Slay Your Dragon”

“Dawn of the Dragonsnail”
“Retreat into your shell!”
The Seventh Snail
“How to pain your dragon”

Also keep in mind “The Last Crusade: Quest for the Holy Snail” for the next Snail Bob ^^

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Originally posted by greg:
Originally posted by calleharnemark:

The deepest sleep badge is live and working fine. Thanks, greg.

I really wanted the badge name to be “Know Thyself,” but then I realized that this name is already used in One Step Back. I’m running out of combinations of English words here…

Let’s just change to german words then until the english language invented enough new words.

edit: plus: german never runs out of words because you can compound nouns into new nouns infinitely! see here

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Originally posted by greg:
Originally posted by Hobelbruder:
Originally posted by greg:

Running Fred is finally badged; I’m working on Kick the Critter next.

When I think back how many time I had to spend to get this stupid zombie MMO medium badge lately and I now got that Running Fred medium in 5 minutes, even before the easy… I feel a bit fooled… But I’m not getting paid to make badges and I’m sure it must be balanced perfectly fine somehow…

For what it’s worth, I originally wanted the Last Stand medium badge to be level 5, but that was deemed too short after some internal discussion. Sorry!

Sorry for the overly harsh rant! :)

Edit: And welcome back from holidays!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Originally posted by greg:

Running Fred is finally badged; I’m working on Kick the Critter next.

When I think back how many time I had to spend to get this stupid zombie MMO medium badge lately and I now got that Running Fred medium in 5 minutes, even before the easy… I feel a bit fooled… But I’m not getting paid to make badges and I’m sure it must be balanced perfectly fine somehow…

 
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Topic: General Gaming / What are the worst things you've done in video games?

I once burned a rope and then went to shit my pants in another game.

I also liked to kill all citizens and non-citizens of the wasteland in Fallout I and II for fun (don ’t worry, of course i reloaded the savegame then, so no real harm done).

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Navbar Makeover

If you click on “Achievements” itself, you get directly to the (all) badges.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / rpg games with no level cap

Fallout 1 and 2 had no level cap.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Renegade Racing

Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by KimPossible199:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by KimPossible199:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:

no its not
now leave at once

i Had Permission

why did you capitalize had and permission and didnt capitalize poopCrapShit

?
You’re weird

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enjoy your time with my mom in jail

kimpossible Is Absolutely Right. you’re Weird!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Duck Farm

missy is not a duck, but a robot disguised as a duck. that’s why the duck counter says 3 instead of 4 and missy has got electric powers.

bob is the inventor of missy and uses her to energize the pond and to stun the other ducks. he then carries them home to his family and they have a nice christmas dinner. they are all very happy and dance to some crazy rick astley and phil collins tunes and wish for more snow for next christmas.

end of story.

 
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Topic: General / Post your Raid URLs here

Sisters NM:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/dawn-of-the-dragons?kv_action_type=raidhelp&kv_raid_id=3356643&kv_difficulty=4&kv_raid_boss=sisters&kv_hash=53gJXje484

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Badge of the day of February the 1st 2013

Oh, okay thx.

Anyway, let’s keep hold of the story of that Botd for history.

1. They botd a game that is broken, so that nobody who has not earned the badge already can earn it.

(I get it, because I already earned it before)

2. They wake up after some 12 hours and think ‘oh shit, let’s change the Botd’

3. They botd a hard badge, because obviously that must be a good alternative now.

(I realise, that they added a second Botd and somehow manage to get the ingame achievement intime which should award the Botd. But no, the game is broken, or as the Achivement Tab says: ‘you need [class 1] more’)

(I file in a missing achievement report)

4. They decide to substitute the sola rola botd with the Vector conflict hard Botd.

5. I lose my sola rola botd now but my hardly achieved vector conflict Botd is now worth awesome 5 points.

(I get a message which says ‘hey sry for the mixup. here is your vector conflict hard badge but sry i can’t award you 2 Botd for that day’

Sounds like a good day for me. ^^

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Badge of the day of February the 1st 2013

Anyone else who has now a Jackal-Botd which is worth 5 points?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Apocalypse Nao! (Winners announced...finally!)

http://www.thehelper.net/threads/vertigo-gravity-llama.142289/#post-1235993

The Dev says the controls are crap and it gets an impossible badge…

 
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Topic: General Tyrant Discussion / [Recruitment] [Level 18] Germans

Du träumst davon, große, freche Factions zu verhauen?

Willst wissen wie es sich anfühlt Leute zu überraschen, die denken du seiest leichte Beute?

Dann tritt noch heute den Germans bei und triumphiere über diese fiesen Schulhof-Rowdies!

 
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Topic: General Tyrant Discussion / [Recruitment] [Level 18] Germans

ANZEIGE

„Viele meiner besten Freunde sprachen davon, dass die Germans die beste und lustigste Tyrant-Faction sein sollte. Ich glaubte Ihnen natürlich kein Wort, aber ich war neugierig und bin den Germans beigetreten. Und was soll ich sagen? Seitdem macht mir Tyrant noch viel mehr Spaß als vorher und ich fühle mich ständig so glücklich, dass ich in solch einer tollen Faction sein darf!

Außerdem ist meine Haut samtig weich und alle Frauen wollen mit mir schlafen. Ab und zu gehe ich durch die Straßen und fremde Leute schenken mir Geld aufgrund meiner neuen Prominenz. Und das Beitreten war sogar kinderleicht! Ich habe einfach hier in diesen Thread eine Nachricht geschrieben und kurz etwas über mich erzählt! Ich kann das wirklich nur jedem empfehlen!"

Hobelbruder, glückliches Mitglied der Germans

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Raze 2 Hard should be an Impossible

Stop whining! Shoot your lazors! :-O pew pew!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Save Folder saved on Online Database

Originally posted by ElBandito81:

Yeah, I agree that Kongregate should spend tons of money to pay for servers that can host the save files of every game that everyone on here plays, even though it’s really only useful to ~30% of us and even then, most games have a save file and I doubt most people replay EVERY game they play.

It’s simply too unreasonable, and too costly, to do something that we currently take care of ourselves. It’s just not really necessary to have it, try backing up your saves if that’s something that worries you.

yeah, because we all know that disk space is incredibly expensive these days ^^

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Innkeeper - Recovering Rating

I solved the hipster quest as follows: Save up about 10k $ and sell all your rooms. All customers will leave right at the reception and will vote 0 stars. So will have the 12 needed 0 star ratings in 1 day or 2 at most and unlock the hipster. Put then all your filter points into hipsters while you start rebuilding the rooms. Don’t build room decorations but only plain rooms at the start. Make sure that you always keep about 2000 $ for the expenses of the next two days before buying new rooms and you should be save. Rating will raise constantly back to normal level in a week or two.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Make Dinowaurs' Hard Badge Badge Of The Week!

Originally posted by Darkruler2005:

You can’t delete posts.

Of course I can. But I usually don’t use my magical powers in the forums.

Thanks for the support, I support your idea to extend the BOTW to impossibles and endurance hards. I will also shout a heart emoticon at your profile, when I find the time… ^^

Now let’s wait for Gregismojo to realize our brilliant idea…

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Make Dinowaurs' Hard Badge Badge Of The Week!

I think you didn’t read the OP properly. I asked for support and no whiny “I alredy got da batch dont maek it batch off tha dey (weak)!”. If you don’t stop to oppose, I might have to delete all your guys’ posts, sry!

edit: I also did not ask for a cheating tutorial. Cheaters have got small sexual organs. I want to keep it Big Size. ^^

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Make Dinowaurs' Hard Badge Badge Of The Week!

nah, because I think getting this hard badge will take some time, because it’s multiplayer. multiplayer badges usually take more than a day to be earned. the badge of the week is like the badge of the day, but times 7. so load it up as BOTD and don’t change it for 7 days. ^^ and now support!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Make Dinowaurs' Hard Badge Badge Of The Week!

No need to discuss, so just support.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Remembering Retro - Round 5 (Boss Battle)

I hope this will be enough. :( note to myself: PM randomboy for a cheating tutorial

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Remembering Retro - 1-Up Round (Diamond Hollow)

It’s easier to save an article about my left testicle from deletion in the german wikipedia, than posting a valid screenshot here. ^^

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Remembering Retro - 1-Up Round (Diamond Hollow)