Recent posts by wizard96 on Kongregate

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Topic: General Gaming / Mann vs Machine tips?

fyi, you dont get kills for your unusuals in mvm, as much of an exploit as that would be.

second off, you NEED an engie. they offer near instance tranportation, heavy damage against the robits, and can refill your ammo (a well needed item in this mode) and health instantly.

3rd, Its probably a good Idea to try and spend some money on ammo upgrades. if you run out of ammo, then you usually have a long and dangerous path to get some back going through the robot horde.

also, scouts, heavys, and pyros (particularly on coal town or whatever) are REALLY good. scout will get you the credits, do a lot of damage, and slow the jerks down using madmilk (or do even more damage with a pistol), and are really useful for getting bonuses and stuff. heavys, placed by a dispenser, are near unstoppable, so long as the dispenser is safe from demospan, and there is a convenient upgrade that allows you to stop demospam quite well, and pyro, can be a near necessity after the robots get really close by. if you push the guy with a bomb down a pit, It brings the bomb back to the beginning, and though some maps dont have them, you can still buy air blast +100 and push the bomb carrier back. pyro is also, of course, good against rapidfire soldier/demoman (who you will soon be cursing their name.)

and finally,one of the most important upgrades is blast damage resistance, cause there will be a lor of bombs and rockets and other painful things. so, good luck (and I am by no means a profesional, so keep that in mind).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the above user's avatar thinking?

“it looks like this guy” dons shades without taking them off somehow has more souls* OH YEAH!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the above user's avatar thinking?

“now” boom

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What if OT was an MMORPG?

Originally posted by warownslife:
Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Oh noez, guiz. My subscription is about to run out! Then I’ll never get t

nonsense. OT is a free MMO.

this is kong. since when were mmos free?

btw, id be an inactive popping up randomly.

 
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Topic: GemCraft Labyrinth / remmber when flash games were free

oh, woe is me. forced to pay five bucks for a fine game that took months upon months of work. oh, kill me now, for i can not pay because i am a hobo who can also afford a computer. WHY? WHY? WHY??!!!!!!!!!!

but seriously, youd pay more for a game about the same quality on a console, you very odd bum.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Trade in! (What is it?)

they could have at least explained what a “kongregate point” was? i mean, what the hell? kred, exp point, what does it matter? clean your act kong. could a made more turned evil with gs jokes or something.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Push [sign-ups]

well its the only team, so thats why i guess.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Push [sign-ups]

yellow, i guess.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

then i realize every thing since is wrong, as Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
“Monty Python and the Holy Grail”’s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass, the cookies still stuck in the past without time travel power. try this time making sense. and ill accept mods story again.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Interactive Story Don't let it die!

but then the powers of stupidity reverse the last post, and peter, (whoever it is) goes and punches jim in the gut, and while his mouth is open…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

oh. well, i like my solution better. its funner and involves more confusing time travel.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

i tell you that the word invincible means unbreakable, dumbass, thus making the cookie (and you, as it is inside you idiot) get warped into the safe. you find a way to open it from inside, and then i blast you with a shotgun and take the cookie.

i then use time travel outside of the lock with the cookie, sending it back into the beginning of earth. then, i move the ttr lock lock the entire universe from time travel. thus making it impossible to get :P

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

you get wishes (so wed all be eating trout, or something)
i insert a LAZOR!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mineworld! *No sign ups!* |Not an Rp, Hp, or Emp!|

yeah, thats probably a good idea. but then wed have an avid watchdog trying to find the monsters who cut down their trees. but, right now its the best idea, so we can deal with consequences later.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

you get butts.

i insert stalker.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mineworld! *No sign ups!* |Not an Rp, Hp, or Emp!|

i believe the time to experiment is when we kill the slugs. just slashy slashy, and then the trees will most likely ally us for our help, so then perhaps we could life stone them.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

i then throw assasin at heros profile, breaking it and allowing me to steal the cookie from it.
i put the cookie in my hand. id like to see you try and get it!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

you get a peel.

i insert a robot.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Game) Natural Selection (No Signups)

did the random group we killed attempt to go in a specific direction? if so follow that way and see if we can find a nest.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (game) Empire - Asia (Day 8, and the winner is...)

FUUUUUUUUU- so, i lost against hindus and hippies? im going to dye in a hole now.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

you get another coke machine.

i put in a nuke.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Game) Natural Selection (No Signups)

try to create a call so all nearby animals will either call back (to be killed) or run away (to be killed as we track them) anyways, no direction really matters in luck, so, west.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

you get a roundhouse kick.

i insert a pepsi machine.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (game) Empire - Asia (Day 8, and the winner is...)

wait… hippy man247 is declaring war on me? well, whatever, i (kinda, as i already did previously) beat america in order to become independent, i can beat up nepal.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

i then wait a month for tasty planet to disappear from the ratings, and all this bull disappears, and i take the cookie.

i then throw the cookie into the sun then make a black hole swallow up the sun and then the black hole eats the othersuns with the first sun with the cookie in the middle, forcing anyone who wants it to destroy all the other suns while surviving the black hole to get the cookie.