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Topic: Off-topic / your mum jokes

InB4YourMom?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which comedy cartoon is best?

Simpsons.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you had to be something other than human what would you be?

I would be GOD.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

“Alright then i’ll go check.”

I unsheathe my sword and walk in.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

“That sucks. Anything i can do to help you?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

“Hey you ok?”

I walk up to him and sheath my weapon.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

I decide to head over to torch light dungeon, i’ll probably go to the fortress next.

I walk up to it and unsheathe my new sword.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

I pick the old one.

“Thanks”

I walk outside. I look it over for somewhere i could go.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Windows or Mac?

Windows because it runs games better.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

I holster the sword and walk over to the Roxas Emporium. Now i have a parrying knife, main knife, bow, and flame sword. Thats good. Maybe i could find some treasure with a map.

I walk in and go over to the man by the counter.

“Any maps i could get for 4 gp?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Forum Games Forum Guidelines

I have a question.

To prevent spam should we make it so posts don’t add to post count? I know they do that at AG (Armor Games) and there forums games system works well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should They Really Be Called 'Americans'?

Originally posted by mantorman1:
Originally posted by username6:

It’s called the United States of America. All of the other countries, in the two America’s, aren’t named anything to do with America. Besides, it sounds better that United Statsians or USAers.

But that doesn’t explain why Canadians and Mexicans can’t call themselves Americans.

No says the can’t…..

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

“That Burning Sword of Abyss looks nice.”

I put the 32 GP on the table. I wouldn’t need my assassins knife anymore, but i like it way to much to sell it.

“Anything i can get for 4 spare GP?”

Maybe i could get some more poison for my arrows or something….

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Monkey peeing in its own mouth!!!

Originally posted by iMachine:

Monkeys are so gnarly.

We evolved from them you know. Your probably related to it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Developers suck

Originally posted by ParalysisTerror:

Somebody please get rid of mafefe.

I would if i could. Inb4lock

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Monkey peeing in its own mouth!!!

INB4Lock.

Why did you show people that?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

I walk in and pull out my 36 gp. I look around seeing showcases of weapons and price tags on them.

I walk up and ask the smith “Can i see a list of what you have here?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

Be first for what? I swear if i ever see that guy again im gonna make him wish he never existed.

I walk around, looking for a shop i could spend some of the money i got from the spy and from the thief.
(That was 24 gp from the spy and idk how much from the thief.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ♥ what are you doing tonight

Playing on kong.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

I grab him and jab a knife in its head. I pull it out and throw it across the room. I quickly sink 2 arrows into his head before he gets up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Developers suck

Originally posted by mafefe:

I mean, some of them are good but most are “omg i uploaded a [insert old game here that everyone has heard of] clone so I can hav a ‘D’ next to my name”. I think that developer status should be reserved for those who actually make good games.

Developer-wannabe much?

 

Topic: Serious Discussion / A couple reason why I think education is failing.

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Topic: Serious Discussion / A couple reason why I think education is failing.

Originally posted by mafefe:

I think we should put corporal punishment back in school. If children feared their teachers more, they would learn better.

Proof? Because i never saw torturing, hurting, or attacking children as a good way to teach children math. Hitting the child on the head won’t make them do better, it will just make the test answers look blurry. I don’t see how it would make children learn better unless you beat them for not passing tests. Which is really unfair to mentally retarded/emotionally troubled children.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Do you think old people should drive?

Originally posted by mafefe:

I think that people should lose their license if they are caught driving recklessly or drunk. The “omg u pay $100 fine n ur all betr” strategy doesn’t work. Also, they should only be able to get it back by passing a driving test.

They usually do have to take a driving test…….

I think it depends on the persons hearing/eyesight. Unfortunately if we didn’t let them drive we would have to pay for someone to drive them around.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Dark Wood, Rise of Darkness (Chapter 1: On Our Way to Broken Horn Valley)

“Then why did you kill everyone in the town? What did us humans do too you, why not just leave our “backwards” civilization alone?"

I fire a couple more arrows at his head, using my poisoned tipped ones instead of the normal ones.