Recent posts by Lightningcould on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Why was the mario kart topic locked?

No thank you.

Topic: Off-topic / Why was the mario kart topic locked?

Originally posted by Fronebular:

Originally posted by aguspal:

Originally posted by adv0catus:

Posting “this should be on x forum” is useless and only serves to +1, which I wouldn’t put past you since you’re obsessed with post count. But, did you flag the thread/OP as well?

What? no.

No to all your question .

Oh aguspal, you’re simply adorable.

You’re adorable.

wrekt

Topic: Off-topic / Can admins see whispers?

They can’t because it’s illegal.

Topic: Off-topic / Has anybody tried Melatonin

Originally posted by ReallyIntoBooks:

That stuff knocks me out, and I have trouble falling asleep too.

That’s because you’re really into books.

Topic: Off-topic / Best Kong Usernames

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by ComeAtTheKing:

Originally posted by SuperSexyAlpaca:

Why was my post removed?
Rolby is still the best username

Because the mods (mods meaning MadJedi) are (are meaning is) retarded

Obviously putting a green box around “Rolby” is unacceptable

madjedi is racist towards me

How?

Topic: Off-topic / Trollpasta

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by Zoronii:

B-but trollpastas are completely gimmicks.

Both try too hard.

Trollpastas have an excuse, because they make fun of Creepypasta.

But making fun of gimmicks by being gimmicky doesn’t make sense. It’s like fighting fire with fire.

Topic: Off-topic / weird people you know

Originally posted by Rolby:

some gay ginger at my school

Why do you hate gays and gingers?

Topic: Off-topic / weird people you know

Originally posted by KingOfTheLULZ:

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

So, you know yourself? Congratz.

no he was a brony it was probably you ahahahaha

Where do you live?

Topic: Off-topic / The Ban Thread [Updated Upon Request]

Originally posted by ComeAtTheKing:

I don’t know what metaphysical poetry is

‘’highly intellectualized poetry marked by bold and ingenious conceits, incongruous imagery, complexity and subtlety of thought, frequent use of paradox, and often by deliberate harshness or rigidity of expression ’’ – Merriam-webster

Topic: Off-topic / weird people you know

So, you know yourself? Congratz.

Topic: Off-topic / The Ban Thread [Updated Upon Request]

Originally posted by gluCROWse:

0/10 NO CROWS :’<<<<<<<<<<<

So, you want crows banned?

Topic: Off-topic / The Ban Thread [Updated Upon Request]

Originally posted by GearsChicken:

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Originally posted by GearsChicken:

I am shocked that I was not included in this, so TIR, I will f**king murder you in your f**king sleep, you little bitch.

You are getting banned for being a cat.

no u

Just obliterated my asshole with that.

Topic: Off-topic / The Ban Thread [Updated Upon Request]

Originally posted by GearsChicken:

I am shocked that I was not included in this, so TIR, I will f**king murder you in your f**king sleep, you little bitch.

You are getting banned for being a cat.

Topic: Off-topic / The Ban Thread [Updated Upon Request]

Lightning could strike twice, TIR. :3

Topic: Off-topic / best of the best tv (2013) qulifiers

This list needs more True Blood.

Topic: Off-topic / People who use the word "retard" all the time

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

retard is best insult

Nah.

Cuntnugget is best insult.

Topic: Off-topic / I FINISHED THE LAST OF US!!

Originally posted by Rolby:

ps3-only games are shit anyway

Are you mad because it wasn’t on the PC, you pissy little piss pot?

Topic: Off-topic / What's your first name?

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Topic: Off-topic / OTs PETA Thread

Originally posted by gluCROWse:

Peta pretends to care about animals, but they never CARE ABOUT CROWS :’<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

http://prime.peta.org/2009/02/caring-for-aging-parents-what-crows-teach-us

Topic: Off-topic / People who use the word "retard" all the time

Originally posted by ComeAtTheKing:

As someone who uses retard constantly, I give no fucks

Is It because you’re celibate?

Topic: Off-topic / I FINISHED THE LAST OF US!!

Originally posted by MadJedi:

Originally posted by ComeAtTheKing:

I heard it was long as fuck

From what I’ve heard, it’s ten to fifteen hours long. This is pretty much the standard fair for a modern video game.

A modern video game is 8 hours long actually. RPGs are 10-15 hours.

Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Speaking of Yu-gi-oh, I am surprised that is still active.

Topic: Off-topic / What end of a chocolate cornet is the head?

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Originally posted by RaeliTOR:

“Shitty” is an adjective and “shit” is one too. “This cornet tastes like shit!” “This is a shitty cornet!” “Cornets are shit!”

Good examples.

B-b-but….

Sarcasm.

Topic: Off-topic / What end of a chocolate cornet is the head?

Originally posted by RaeliTOR:

“Shitty” is an adjective and “shit” is one too. “This cornet tastes like shit!” “This is a shitty cornet!” “Cornets are shit!”

Good examples.

Topic: Off-topic / I FINISHED THE LAST OF US!!

Originally posted by RaeliTOR:

THE PROTAGONIST’S DAUGHTER DIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO MAKE A VACCINE FOR THE ZOMBIE DISEASE

Nope.