Recent posts by Compain on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Gonna be an uncle

Topic: Kongregate / Why does Kongregate have a censor?

Topic: Off-topic / Gonna be an uncle

Topic: Off-topic / D.O.R.K. Club

I walked over to her house because she was baking cookies. As I opened the door I saw a bat fly out and I was like
“wtf a bat doin in here?”
so I walked in to the living room and my grandmother was all like
“I’d been bit by bat… and I think it had, RABIES!”
So then I said lets go to hospital"
I went to get her to the car, then her mouth was foaming and I said "No grandma! You have the rabies too!:
She looked at me and said “I want to eat you like rabies dogs do too!”
She tried to bite me, so Ihad no choice but to shoot her.

and then bif was the rabies.

Topic: Off-topic / If you had to make your body like this to DEFEND EARTH FROM INVASION, wud u do it?

Topic: Off-topic / My COD: Black Ops Forum!

Topic: Off-topic / What do you like to do

it’s ‘sista’

Topic: Off-topic / What guns do my fellow members own?

My arms.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Topic: Off-topic / oh god my pussy is so hairy and wet

Topic: Off-topic / Look at the size of my red-headed cock

Topic: Off-topic / For Runescape Players

runescape 4 nerds

Topic: Off-topic / Look at the size of my red-headed cock

Topic: Off-topic / Runescape went to far

runescape 4 nerds

Topic: Off-topic / Flag eye avatars!

you did Northern Ireland flag for the England flag

Topic: Kongregate / Time to step up, Kong.

Originally posted by greg:

The problem is with significant figures: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Significant_figures

If you’re trying to measure a wiggling caterpillar with a ruler, that ruler could have digits that span 5 decimal places, but that doesn’t mean your measurement is going to be any more accurate.

Likewise, the accuracy of quantifying a subjective gaming experience is not so great as to warrant such a high level of significant figures, especially when this number is just one of thousands used to create the overall score.

Topic: Off-topic / If this was your last day on Earth

Originally posted by dozodozodozo:

Say goodbye to my loved ones.

I’ll be leaving to Mars.

Topic: Off-topic / Canabalism

Originally posted by ParalysisTerror:

Wtf is your problem? Do you think its funny pissing people off? Do you enjoy being an ignorant asswipe? Real mature dude.

lol u mad u mad

original

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been silenced?

nope

Topic: Off-topic / How stoned are you right now?

Originally posted by iMachine:

Originally posted by predatorx687:

Originally posted by Minnakht:

Poleland, so even if we had any it would be illegal.

You forgot to say happy birthday to Hitler.

</trololo>

I’d rather celebrate the day he shot himself.

he poisoned himself

Topic: Off-topic / Beware trolls

runescape suks

Topic: Off-topic / Hi, My Names Patrick...

hi im patrick

oh wait ahhh lung cancer dead

Topic: Off-topic / Clouds

Originally posted by Vaetrus:

Now I see incoming precipitation.

Topic: Off-topic / If you owned Kongregate. What would you do? Who would you ban?

unban penguinwasher
WHAT A LEGEND

Topic: Off-topic / Good rap names

lil drake

Topic: Off-topic / CSI 4 Pane

oh look this thread again