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Topic: Off-topic / MmeBunneh is awesome

She’ll make a good corpse.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ...Its just... Just wow... Its just that... Its the wrongest thing to say...

Originally posted by abraaz:

Shut the fuck up you furfag.

this

about anything

 

Topic: Off-topic / ITT WE SPECULATE THE AMOUNT OF TRANS PILLS MEMEBUNNEH TAKES IN A DAY

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

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Topic: Off-topic / Help with cooking a MmeBunneh

Most autistic post of the year.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats your profile picture and how did you get it?

David Liebe Hart

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dr. Pavel I'm CIA

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” CIA agent guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Forever…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why I lift weights

Zam didn’t fly so good

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Freudian Slips

I fucked your mother with a ra-I mean good morning ahaha oh jeez

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Students protested at my school today about the cop not taking any punishment about Micheal brown being shot/killed.

Originally posted by DMinor:

Michael Brown was a black kid, he deserved to die.

this

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Top 10 Everything

TOP 10 WORLD WARS

1. WW2
2. WW1
3. Reserved
4. Reserved
5. Reserved
6. Reserved
7. Reserved
8. Reserved
9. Reserved
10. Reserved

 

Topic: Off-topic / HURRY BEFORE REMOVE, CONTAINS PR0N: Giving the D to an asexual moderator of Off-Topic :>

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Topic: Off-topic / HURRY BEFORE REMOVE, CONTAINS PR0N: Giving the D to an asexual moderator of Off-Topic :>

Hahah it will never get removed, we all know Mme plays favorites and he/she drools over maowee’s gaping maw.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post Furries

>thread about sexual fetish
>don’t post anything sexual

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Shipping Thread

Match me oh great matcher

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gaming "Addiction"

There are enough dank memes in here to feed Jamaica for a day/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by LukeMann:

RUNNING SHOES AND JEANS

Nigga I wasn’t trying on the shoes. I wore them because they’re easy to slip off and on when I’m trying on a bunch of different clothes.

Wear simple boots then but giddamn if youre not king out cliteshsxworking out dont wear wor

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Every thread that can

Originally posted by radar816:

Has my name as the most recent post. So there. Take that High School guidance counselor.

you tyoylllwyb told hr udfe, maybe afterwarws you an show her the error of her ways and take her on adate

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Funniest Google Search Suggestion(s)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Originally posted by DariosZulco:

aaaaaahhh whim away, a whim away, a whim away

@OP
Is that a song? Worth listening to?

How old are you? I remember the video for this song quite fondly because it was the first time I saw a girl flashing.

 

Topic: Off-topic / AHHHHHHHHH

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Topic: Off-topic / AHHHHHHHHH

Real monsters

 

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Topic: Off-topic / MFW I GO TO SCHOOL IN THE PAJAMAS

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by radar816:

When I went to college, I dressed in a suit most of the time.

Your awkward “trying to find myself” time was supposed to be in high school. That’s just… yeah.

I did find myself, and I found myself looking way better in a suit than in normal clothes.

The autism…