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Topic: Off-topic / R.I.P MFT

Originally posted by Rolby:

Mft is alive he is on ign

Ew he might as well be dead then

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Maowee's confession... Sorry if I hurt anyone.

I’ll come inside you and spit on your face.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / (Insert object here) is gay

OP is gay

aka OP is a faggot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you retarded?

kekked

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your current level?

28

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post your dick size (be honest) (no vaginas allowed)

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:
Originally posted by Aldir:

6.5×6

You have 6 penises?

Girth?

[Edit: Assuming that’s girth, I’m pretty much this.]

Yes it’s length x girth

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post your dick size (be honest) (no vaginas allowed)

6.5×6

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Birthday Thread *cesarcurado and Ninjitsu_Pirate*

THANK YOU FRIENDS.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A twister spiner attacked an area VERY close to my home!

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

A twister is bad enough, but a twister spiner is terrible!!!

pmsl

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Maowee:
Originally posted by Fishstickz13:

typical OTer

Agreed

hey hottie wanna date???

diz gurl is rlly hot

I wud totes date her if I knew her lol

/inb4aldirflamez

Puked in my mouth.

At least you’re over that stupid fucking blue hair.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Discuss Bunneh's

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Topic: Off-topic / The official Off-Topic Gym! Will be ready in a few years

A m billion benches

 

Topic: Off-topic / Post your heart rate :D

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Topic: Off-topic / ➹➹➹ oh mi gad ➹➹➹

We can only hope she also died in real life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Atheist jokes

“If God isn’t real then how can our eyes be real?” – Neil “The Grass” Tyson

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I no longer want to live in the U.S.

Don’t come to Canada. We don’t want you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

c’mon!

Awesome pic. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Cute rabbits

 
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Topic: Off-topic / PRO TIPS FOR A COLLEGE STARTER????!!!!

Originally posted by Hallucent:

I only have 3 suggestions…

1) GO TO CLASS!!! You have no idea how many intelligent kids fail out because they’re simply too lazy to get up and go.

2) WEAR CONDOMS!!! Seriously. The last thing you want is an unexpected child. Also… Herpes is forever.

3) If you decide to drink, please do so responsibly. Don’t be like the 18 year old kids I go to school with that go nuts as soon as they leave home. Know your limits, don’t drink and drive, and try not to kill yourself.

try not to kill yourself

>try

 
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Topic: Off-topic / PRO TIPS FOR A COLLEGE STARTER????!!!!

Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

DONT look at any girls
DONT touch any girls
DONT talk to any girls
DONT pee your pants

DO bring extra animal crackers in case you drop some
DO bring 2 capri suns because 1 never quenches your thirst
ALWAYS be the first in line for recess to get that awesome fully pumped ball
ALWAYS be the first in the lunch line so you can get the best school lunch

Are you me?


Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Fishstickz13:

Don’t even go and go straight to work and learn a trade through hands on experience and apprenticeship and save yourself 40K

Bahahaa

and I suppose at the end of your apprenticeship you’re granted a Bachelor’s and Master’s?

Enjoy your poverty.

I’m sure you’ll get some real world experience some day; don’t worry.

>Implying I go to the kind of shit university that doesn’t give chances for real world applications

>Implying I’m not top 20 tier masterrace

 
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Topic: Off-topic / fluffeh unecornz

Further proof that maowee should be purged.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / PRO TIPS FOR A COLLEGE STARTER????!!!!

Originally posted by Fishstickz13:

Don’t even go and go straight to work and learn a trade through hands on experience and apprenticeship and save yourself 40K

Bahahaa

and I suppose at the end of your apprenticeship you’re granted a Bachelor’s and Master’s?

Enjoy your poverty.

 

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

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Topic: Off-topic / COLLEGE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On this day, we come to insult the relationship of rolby and maowee (READ THE GOD DAMN THREAD if you can)

I hope maowee gets ran over by a truck driver with Down’s