Recent posts by Aldir on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / OT do you even lift?

Originally posted by listle6:

I don’t really lift anymore, I need to lose some weight before I bulk up. It’s counter productive to grow muscle under fat.

You should always lift. Your weight loss has to come from diet.

Topic: Off-topic / OT do you even lift?

I can survive a few hundred reps on mildly-decent weights.

wat

Topic: Off-topic / OT do you even lift?

4 times a week

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

I find speed more useful than brute strength, in most situations.

Runners and acrobats still lift to make their muscles stronger you dumbass.

Topic: Off-topic / I am SO tired of tall people

Originally posted by Crash301:

Umm…can’t we just like step on all the shorter people that try to kill us?

I know why short people are so “mad at us”

You are a gigantic faggot. I will pull out your balls and while you keel over in misery I will force feed them to you through a funnel.

cunt.

Topic: Off-topic / I am SO tired of tall people

Originally posted by DarkEvilSoul:

I am 6’11 and I will kick your ass from across the globe if you even dare to touch me and my fellow tallies.

Do you even lift faggot

tall people have shameful gains

Topic: Off-topic / I am SO tired of tall people

Originally posted by Jennym_aa:

How are you going to kill us tall people anyway? Kick our shins?

You’re like 4 foot tall lol

Topic: Off-topic / class chooses to watch airplane over mean girls

MFT just wanted to watch white girl cleavage. Mean Girls has really fucking good cleavage.

Topic: Off-topic / I did it

aguspal has obviously never used facebook

Topic: Off-topic / I did it

Originally posted by bjjdude:

Originally posted by aguspal:

Originally posted by Aldir:

After maybe 5-6 years I’ve finally gotten around to cancelling my myspace account.

Discuss social networks you don’t use anymore and your online presence that puts your job eligibility at risk.

Thats hilarious, the inverse happended to me.

After maybe 5-6 years (of my friends insisting me that I do this) I have finally created a facebook account.

Lol. Funny how stuff works. I also think Facebook is a bit overhated because its what cool people do. Kinda like COD hate or something else…

Except quite a few people actually use facebook, and it’s a somewhat useable product. designed fairly well, except i have no reason to use it

Yeah, it’s a love/hate relationship with facebook. I want to get rid of it, but there’s no way for me to keep in contact with friends, and all my friends live abroad.

Topic: Off-topic / I have such long hair:(

Originally posted by Zoronii:

As a male I have longer hair than some girls.

And 10 times the autism.

Topic: Off-topic / I got so much pussy last night

Originally posted by Crestmage:

The title of this thread is seriously misleading.

Nope, i don’t sleep with my dog. I have a sensitive nose, unfortunately. :(

No it’s not. Anyone who’s not a braindead retard knew what it was gonna be about.

Topic: Off-topic / I did it

After maybe 5-6 years I’ve finally gotten around to cancelling my myspace account.

Discuss social networks you don’t use anymore and your online presence that puts your job eligibility at risk.

Topic: Off-topic / MadJedi confirmed for racist

Originally posted by Fronebular:

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

My point is that you had no point. It doesn’t matter what position the person you’re accusing of being racist holds.

My point was that defending MadJedi with “he started it” is especially bad given MadJedi’s job is to make sure people behave

Playfully calling people that you know “nigga” really isn’t a bad thing…

Oh, I guess I should start calling my friends other playful terms like kike, gook, jap or cracker.

Topic: Off-topic / So, this woman is all like "UGH! I AM SO WET! GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW!"

nice one op top lel

Topic: Off-topic / Pick up lines? ( oh yea.. )

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

I don’t typically go for “picking up” chicks, but my openers for when I’m looking to make friends, I usually go with saying “hi” and asking them how they are, how their day’s been, or what they’re up to.

Is this why you’re still a virgin?

On-topic: I usually check out what they’re doing, or ask to bum a cigarette. That usually opens up conversation and I can continue on the subject of what they’re doing, and then go on to what they do, like, etc. Then I hang out for a bit, get their number, make out or move somewhere more intimate.

Topic: Off-topic / ot king and queen

Aldir and niubi

Topic: Off-topic / To the online daters..

Originally posted by Peccancy:

you are a girl?

Are you implying that bisexuals and homosexuals don’t exist?

One can only wish.

Topic: Off-topic / >At home with family for 3 months

I’m not sure I like the idea of Fassbender playing Altair or Desmond in the upcoming Assassin’s Creed movie. Desmond is supposed to be of partial Arabic descent, it’s a huge part of his character and it wouldn’t make sense to have a white guy be in the Hashashin (if Fassbender is also set to play Altair).

Topic: Off-topic / From OT

Necro. Higher chance for a threesome.

Topic: Off-topic / Who has the most fitting avatar considerating their personality?

NECRO BECAUSE SHE’S FAT LIKE A WHALE POKEOMN

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever simultaneously chewed gum and a cookie

Originally posted by CoaxedIntoASnafu:

Why would I do that, again?

If you want a cookie but you don’t wanna spit your gum just yet.

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever simultaneously chewed gum and a cookie

and then the gum starts to disintegrate and you can swallow it like a piece of candy?

Topic: Off-topic / That Moment When You're Tired As Fuck

Originally posted by EPR89:

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

School.

University.

Oddly enough no matter how tired I am I’m always super attentive during lectures and immediately turn off my brain as soon as class is finished.

Topic: Off-topic / To the online daters..

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Originally posted by adv0catus:

^ This.

Online dating is perfectly fine. Long distance relationships aren’t, unless temporary.

FTFY.

(For example when couples go to different universities and only see each other in person once or twice a month, if that.)

Lol that never works. Every long distance couple I’ve met in university ends up cheating or breaking up.

Topic: Off-topic / Post any other tabs you have open here.

Facebook, Game of Thrones Ascent, cringepics and Boycott the Caf