Recent posts by DannyDaNinja on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Off-topic forum

im browsing the internets in the dark at late
and out of pure boredom i decide to check on kongregate

gamestop still owns the place thats no suprise
what does raise my eyebrow though is how the sale didnt result in kongs demise

ive only got a few minutes to browse before my parents wake
so i decide to visit the forums for old times sake

its been a while the memories are distant
so i accidently open OT in a tab out of pure instinct

stupid threads all round in this place
its like a group of trolls all in some kind of pointless race

its so bad i feel im going to puke
OT is the one good piece of evidence to suggest we should have fired more nukes

i realize why i left and i become more realistic
perphaps there is no place on the internet more autistic


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Topic: Off-topic / would you have a drinking session with the avatar above you?

Gpd no

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Topic: Off-topic / OT Intellectual Discussions #1

Originally posted by ToofFromDotd:
Originally posted by DannyDaNinja:

What if the Holocaust actually didn’t happen?

My random conjecture would be that Germany would have more really smart people alive like a whole bunch of scientist, about 12 million people spared, maybe Germany would have created the atomic bomb before the USA, no Israel, more troops on the frontline.

For the lulz.

Would you still consider the Hitler and the Nazis evil if the holocaust didn’t happen?

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Topic: Off-topic / OT Intellectual Discussions #1

What if the Holocaust actually didn’t happen and Jagex was Illuminati?

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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?


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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

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Topic: Off-topic / Is Newgrounds the best site ever?

Yeah Newgrounds is much better but I can’t understand how to enable ad revenue from that site so I just hang out here

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Topic: Off-topic / I have no friends :(

Treat everyone like an asshole and people will like you

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Topic: Off-topic / Last thing you ate?

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Topic: Off-topic / OT DEBATES #1: Does God Exist?

Does God Exist?

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Topic: General Gaming / Runescape

Originally posted by PuerMagnum:
Originally posted by andyb112:

Runescape sucks now.

It was never good to begin with.

They’ve got a classic version is you really miss it.

Originally posted by SupremeKing62:

I have been playing nearly since the game’s debut. However, now the game has changed so much I can no longer feel at home. The interface is so cluttered that it’s ridiculous. “Wanna play Classic again…oh please, become a member though”. I don’t have the money for that, honestly – and I wish I did.

It costs $8 for one months membership. All you’d have to do is take one hour extra out of gaming time every month and you could afford it.

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Topic: Game Programming / Getting exposure on Kongregate guide

Extremely helpful (even though lengthy) guide on how to increase your chances of getting more exposure on Kongregate.

Here’s a tl;dr version:

1) Respond to highly rated players comments

2) Show screenshots of the game to shape player expectations

3) Put time into the package, i.e. good screenshots, good text description and good title

4) Intial ratings are more important than intial playcounts in order to produce high playcounts.

5) Give a good idea of what the game is about in your package

6) Use tags

7) You don’t want people to play your game thats gonna rate it a one because its not what they thought it was supposed to be, you’ld rather those people not play your game, you’d rather get a very high rating that would bring up the people that are interested in that game because they’re find it highly rated in the categories that it’s supposed to be in.

8) Expect your rating to drop once you get on the homepage cuz ratings will go down a bit they back up once your off a homepage.

9) Pay a lot more attention to the details that other people complained about when they played your games: Mute sound, mute music, autosaves, tutorials/guiding mission (teach to play but dont take too long doing this)

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Topic: Game Programming / Game Idea

a game where if you die you die in real life too

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Topic: Off-topic / How much time do you spend on the internet?

Originally posted by klukmijim:

About 1-3 hours a day.

same but i used to spend like 6 hours a day back in the day

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Topic: Off-topic / Survey about Flash Games for a school project

Originally posted by wertyuipo:

Hey guys.

I currently have to make a game for school and I need some opinions about what games people like and play.
It’s about Flash Games only since we have to develop a Flash game.
Filling in this survey will help me a lot!
Thanks in advance!

1. Are you a Boy or a Girl?

2. How old are you?

3. What kind of sports do you like?

4. What job do you want to do after school?

5. Do you ever play Flash games on the internet?
(On websites like Kongregate and Armor Games)

6. What kind of games do you like to play?

7. What kind of games do you dislike?

8. If you could make a game about one of these subjects, which ones would you choose?
You may choose 3 of them.
- Sports
- Shooting
- Racing
- Hunting
- Flying
- Puzzle games
- Fighting
- Ninja
- Strategy
- Dodging

1 ) i dont know
2) older than 12 i swaer on my life
3 ) i dont like sports but dam i wish we had gladitar
4 )i fant oloophole where i make lots of money for no efort
5 ) no to be honest i just lurk ot
6) yes
7) yes
8 ) i dont know

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Topic: Off-topic / Define a troll.

forty year old guy sitting in basement eating cheetos

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Topic: Off-topic / December 2014 - Santa Hat Month!

> encourages others to wear santa hat for santa hat month
> not wearing santa hat

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Topic: Game Design / Help me with my new game Turnt!

The problem is that there’s nothing particularly unique about it that makes it stand out from the crowd, apart from the fact that once you reach score 80 you get a complimentary epileptic fit.

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Topic: Game Programming / How early in development should I upload my game?

For Kongregate I would always upload it when it’s actually done, unless tons of people play it no-one will be coming back to play an updated version.

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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD #42 - *Pirates*

Made this in four hours with shadowgrail, then I realized the competition had already ended :/
I kind of assumed since there was no voting thread the competition was still on.

Anyway, I say we continue to voting, even though there’s only two entries (and mine is late) I think there is enough interest here for people to want to vote. It also means me and Shalmezad didn’t completely waste our time.

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think the internet should be lawless and we should have free speech?

Trent I think I’ve finally managed to work out how you’ve got 8574 posts.

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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You have an impressive post count

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Argentina got pwned. Shouldve asked nicely

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Topic: Game Design / New to game design...

Just make 10 dress up games, problem solved.

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you like Cheese?

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.