Recent posts by WinthropthePug on Kongregate

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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / This game hits the plugin too hard, don't you think?

Yes, it does put more work on the flash plugin, but if you’re crashing, it might be because your computer has a large amount of memory being stored, which eventually will make everything slower, not just the plugin.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Latest death?

Priest… this happened just a few minutes ago. Ganged up on by an Ent God and some assorted unsightly creatures in a corner. Lost the UT ring I got from the Forbidden Jungle.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

I’ve been playing some ‘creepy’ levels (no music, black background) alone for a while now… No dice. Some of you in this thread might just be elaborating a little, and some of you are coming up with outrageous fabrications.

i was playing my stage and there was another person it looked like me and i just barely escaped he almost caught me at the end but i just escaped i have no pictures but still hes REAL

All the little stories cropping up here make it seem like the mysterious fifth player is in two places at once, yet I haven’t seen hide or hair of “him”, “her”, or “it”. This thread is causing hysteria in some of the new players, Speedster. Good job.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

this image.its not fake.

And you know this… how?

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

Okay I need it for my salt collection and you should give me a nice start. You’re just skeptical cause you insert too much logic into everything you say/do and your brain can’t process this through without making it logical.

There is logic behind everything, Speedster. Why are plants green? It’s not “just because”; it’s because they contain a green pigment called chlorophyll, which they use to create glucose. Why did Winston Churchill smoke so much? That wasn’t a “just because” either; the smell of certin substances being burnt becomes addictive after it is experienced several times in succession. All human behavior has logic behind it unless observed in a patient in a mental hospital; I doubt that you would fake a sighting of the Ghost for no reason at all.

I notice that the background of this second piece of deeply incriminating evidence is pure black, which makes for easy editing. In any case, when you publish that level, I think I’ll give it a few go-rounds in search of the Ghost – which technically makes me a member of the Ghost-“hunting” team.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

Okay fine you got us. I used the Clone option on Paint to clone myself and we lied about the distorting thing so that the picture would be more easy to fool people with, but we’re not lying about the Ghost. It’s really hard to get a pic of It, but I can assure you. We’re not lying. I’ll try to get a pic of it now.

If you posted a fake image and posed it as true it’s only reasonable to assume you were lying about the rest. It defies all commonplace logic to feverishly elaborate in order to prove a point, then back up your argument with false evidence. Your claims might frighten the relatively new Kong users (Lacheezemon, Edge0777, 16aug98) and win them over to you, but I for one was skeptical to begin with and will treat any further posts from you with a grain of salt.

Good try, though. This was probably started with the phrase “fun and profit” in mind, but it has gone too far.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

Originally posted by Steven105:

OMG IAM SO SCARED I DONT PLAY ALONE ANYMORE AND WAIT YOU CANT QUIT WHEN THE GHOST COMES!?!?!?!

No, this is just a little joke. Observe how there is no substantial evidence and the one screenshot posted earlier has obviously been tampered with.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

Videos and screenshots from “creepy lvls”? Does the “Ghost” prefer them over cheery-looking levels?

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Play My Level!

Originally posted by Speedster879:
Originally posted by killer520:
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Originally posted by Legendizer:
Originally posted by Joshmala:
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Originally posted by Joshmala:
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pway my level
itz called
play mah tarps and mo unoriginal shit.
k baiiii

What language are you speaking?

A noob’s natural language. It’s undefined. Doesn’t even have a name. I can tell by his avatar that it’s probably the alt of someone who is a forum regular. I put my money on Legendizer.

912

It was me you idiot. XD Ask V to check my IP.

That was my third guess. It went like Legend > 912 > You > Dennis > Jask > Glued > Me.

Yeah, but I don’t really get on very much, I get on every once in a while to throw in a few cents but other than that, you know.

True, I hardly see you on much. ;b

Yep. unintentional quote pyramid!

I know you know it was intentional; and it was.

Quote pyramid? Where?

^ There. :D The forums are more dead than PR2 is, I haven’t been here for a week. XD

LET US CLIMB THE PYRAMID!

I am going to type a kinda long message to even this out. My name is Will, I play guitar and suck at it. I liek turtlez. THUMBZ UP PLZ. OMG NO TOP COMMENT? TURTLEZ OMG LOLS. Oh wait, wrong website.

Oh, sorry, that was pretty short, actually. XD

The Great Quote Pyramid of Kongregate. The first online world wonder ever.

The

Most

Epic

Quote

Pyramid

In

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History

Of

I hereby declare: Joshmala, Speedster879, ureadthis, Legendizer, ZWolf007, and Glued the fathers of this Quote Pyramid. We are the original Quote Masters. Dear Admins, do not delete this forum, for we worked hard on this. :)

But teh mods are evil.. they will surely delete our fancy new pyramid.

noob pls

The mods would never ruin this World Wonder…

…Would they?

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Originally posted by Legendizer:
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Originally posted by Joshmala:
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pway my level
itz called
play mah tarps and mo unoriginal shit.
k baiiii

What language are you speaking?

A noob’s natural language. It’s undefined. Doesn’t even have a name. I can tell by his avatar that it’s probably the alt of someone who is a forum regular. I put my money on Legendizer.

912

It was me you idiot. XD Ask V to check my IP.

That was my third guess. It went like Legend > 912 > You > Dennis > Jask > Glued > Me.

Yeah, but I don’t really get on very much, I get on every once in a while to throw in a few cents but other than that, you know.

True, I hardly see you on much. ;b

Yep. unintentional quote pyramid!

I know you know it was intentional; and it was.

Quote pyramid? Where?

^ There. :D The forums are more dead than PR2 is, I haven’t been here for a week. XD

LET US CLIMB THE PYRAMID!

I am going to type a kinda long message to even this out. My name is Will, I play guitar and suck at it. I liek turtlez. THUMBZ UP PLZ. OMG NO TOP COMMENT? TURTLEZ OMG LOLS. Oh wait, wrong website.

Oh, sorry, that was pretty short, actually. XD

The Great Quote Pyramid of Kongregate. The first online world wonder ever.

The

Most

Epic

Quote

Pyramid

In

The

History

Of

I hereby declare: Joshmala, Speedster879, ureadthis, Legendizer, ZWolf007, and Glued the fathers of this Quote Pyramid. We are the original Quote Masters. Dear Admins, do not delete this forum, for we worked hard on this. :)

But teh mods are evil.. they will surely delete our fancy new pyramid.

noob pls

The mods would never ruin this World Wonder…

…Would they?

Make the primade higher!

Make it higher then the effing page O.O

Holy cow you just made the Pyramid reproduce.
If anyone has Firefox, right click, click "Inspect Element", and then "3D View". O.O Anyways, PR2 Username: Winthrop the Pug Level Name: The Gift Type: Race Summary: A short, experimental race having much to do with teleports and motorcycles. I keep adding more and more to it, so I've spent about 6 hours total on it. The day I first published it (Thursday) it got to first place in Today's Best, yay me. EDIT: For some reason, even though I keep skipping two lines it shows everything as a huge, sloppy paragraph whe I post it...
 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Ask a Moderator

Why is the minimap on every PR2 level slightly distorted? Why can’t the minimap just show every block as a square?

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

Originally posted by slayer2103:

The reason the ground looks like that is because it distorts the surrounding areas.

Yes indeed. When you copy and paste a rectangle, it will distort the surrounding areas. I have to agree with you there.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

Slayer and Speedster, I’m not trying to speak for anyone else, but I personally can’t believe anything you claim without at least video proof. PR2 screenshots are easy to tamper with, and Speedster’s ‘evidence’ of the Ghost

Originally posted by Speedster879:

looks like someone messed up a bit on MS Paint by making the copy of the real player a bit too low to the ground. Slayer and Speedster, the next time you want to start a creepypasta fad, take a look at the Slenderman thread on the SomethingAwful forums. Maybe that’ll help you.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

Originally posted by Speedster879:

Buzzkill. Don’t call people gullible because I know you’ve probably been tricked at some point in your life. And I’m pretty sure it is hyphenated. Even if it isn’t, who cares that one-by-one isn’t hyphenated in your mental dictionary. It is in mine. Look it up even. It doesn’t matter. Ask anyone on the forums if they give a darn and they probably don’t. I’m not gonna spend hours perfecting a post unlike you, thanks. Thanks for the kudos though. I love you too. <3

So that means you were trolling?

Also, I won’t say anything else just because I don’t want to start a flame war.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

Originally posted by Speedster879:

You can enter a level, it won’t come always, but there’s a 35% chance. The Ghost usually does not have a tag or a blip. It’s stats are around the same as it’s target, with a 10% chance of having a 50+ stats compared to the target. However, it will never be less than your own stats. If you lurk around further than the time limit (via the time bug) that 35% of appearing automatically becomes a 80% and it will spawn in Player 1’s spot. If it cannot reach the target for whatever reason (hat remover, push block wall, trap, etc.) it will go straight through a block and continue through. It is impossible to forfeit once it spawns. Also, when it spawns, there is a 20% chance it gets an item, 80% of the time it gets a weapon. Players are still working to exterminate this Ghost for good. But we keep losing people. One-by-one.

35% chance of the Ghost entering a level? About half the levels I have ever played, I have played alone. My rank is 27, so that’s at least thousands of levels. People, please don’t be gullible. Who are these “players” who are “working to exterminate this Ghost for good”? Would they be just you and slayer2103? Some of these posts are even worse than the lies of a certain politician whose name I might add, but won’t.

…On the other hand, if you’re just trolling for this kind of response, kudos to you.

Also, “one by one” is not a hyphenated word.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Crown Contest

Originally posted by 91238576T23:
Originally posted by WinthropthePug:

Who won?
Also you can lock this thread yourself. It’s not a mod-exclusive power.

I’ll keep that a secret because people will annoy him. I can’t lock the thread, if you noticed it’s not the same account as the OP.

Oh yeah, lol.

I spent so long making my entry… I guess I wouldn’t be able to get used to a new PR2 account after using my old one since 2009 anyways. :/

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Crown Contest

Who won?
Also you can lock this thread yourself. It’s not a mod-exclusive power.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / There is a ghost in PR2

Either you’re reporting a hacker who probably has enough power to infiltrate .gov sites but uses it to rupture the basic rules of a flash game instead, or this is just a sad, sad little creepypasta.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Platform Racing 4 IS Coming Out!

Originally posted by gnok99:

i wonder what the graphics will look like

Anything besides the PR3 graphics.

Anything.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Level Editor is just a black screen?

Originally posted by GadgetGeek:

What I mean is like different styles of brushes, both for art and blocks. What I mean by blocks, is that you can make a fully filled circle of any given diameter with one click.
Also, to make lines easily. To create polygons without painstakingly measuring it out. Do you see what I’m getting at here?

Yeah, I see. That would be nice… I guess I never thought of that. ._.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Ultimate Suggestions Thread

I wish all the hats had some sort of counter-balance to them.

Cowboy’s fine (it’s supposed to be OP, just fix the water glitch) and the EXP/Lux-giving hats are fine but the other hats simply don’t have any cons to them.

For example, in levels with a lot of safety nets, Santa Hat just… wins. Always. There is no question that you should use the Santa Hat. But I think it should have some kind of counter-balance — for example, when you freeze a block, it is in the “frozen” state for everyone instead of just you. Following you would be challenging, but skilled players would be able to.

Also, a major hole in the hat system — the Kongregate Hat is virtually never seen on the head of any player higher than rank 10. The EXP Hat simply triumphs over it in every way. But to encourage continued playing from Kongregate instead of “alright, I logged into Kongregate and got the Kong hat, now let’s go back to Bubblebox”, as well as keeping a hat from going extinct among higher ranks, perhaps an additional small skill could be granted by wearing the Kong hat via Kongregate. Perhaps you gain a random item at the start of each race, or in each race +10 points are distributed randomly among your stats?

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Level Editor is just a black screen?

Originally posted by GadgetGeek:
Originally posted by ProClifo:
Originally posted by Glued:
Originally posted by Lonic:

No-one knows, what’s going on.
I hope, this helped.

Jiggmin made a new block for PR2 and now LE isn’t working. I’m sure Jiggmin will fix it soon.

How do you know Jiggmin’s making a new block?

I’m actually hoping that he makes the Level Editor easier to use. On average it takes about 2-3 months to create a 500 block long Adventure Map with art. At least, for me anyway.

I think the only way it could be “easier” to use would be if it had a brush transparency setting like PR3. Otherwise, it’s about as good as it’s going to get. Good levels naturally take a long time, no matter what.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / how get moon hat if cant win

Originally posted by Orngeblu:

:I I failed at the last part of the level, because time ran out. I did a second run, and I had 1 minute left at that part. I was so relieved. But here’s a hat I recommend for the level: Propeller hat! :3 I just found it easier to use the propeller hat in that level. I kept it all the way until the end, because I hit those bombs because they’re difficult to dodge! D:< So, I just left, because it would waste even more time.

You’ve got to get used to all the obstacles. Keep trying.

The prop hat is useful for this level, but I ended up winning with the Santa hat. With it you can bypass two entire sections of the level and, of course, simply walk on the safety nets in the cramped tunnels full of vanish blocks and arrows. I guess it’s a matter of personal choice.

Just keep going at that level, mariobros. If you’re really having trouble try to play with 3 semi-noobs (rank 15, 16, 17) rather than good players or pros. The lower rankers are sort of attracted to the mines. They can’t help but destroy them for you.

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Platform Racing talk

Originally posted by Dennis2400:

Um…
You can chat in the chat right next to PR2 instead if this.

^

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Best level in Carina server

Since the OP apparently isn’t here to keep score:

1st Candyland {2}

2nd Mario Bros Remix {2}

3rd Hat Factory {1}

4th Blacklight {1}

Everything else: {0}

 
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Topic: Platform Racing 2 / Crown Contest

This story is actually true.

From the ages of four to eight, I lived in a large house in the Oregon countryside that was almost a hundred years old; it was one of those places that randomly creaks in the middle of the night and makes loud noises when someone walks up the stairs.

For a year, I regarded that place as my home, and nothing more.

But shortly after I turned five, I started hearing noises through the walls.

My old house only has two stories; at one part of there is the hallway branching off into the bedrooms and a bathroom, and at the other side, there is a two-room attic. Because of the attic’s location and poor ventilation, it is hotter than the rest of the house in summer and colder in winter. During my family’s time there, most of my train-related toys, my sister’s Legos and wooden building blocks, and my father’s tools were stored in the first room; the second room could be used as a guest room if we were visited by a relative. In the second room there were also two ‘doors’, for lack of a better word. Literally they were quadrilateral parts of the wall that had been sawed off but made to fit inside the wall. They had ‘knobs’ in the center of them, so if you pulled with all your strength you could disattach them.

One of them led to the garage roof.

The other one led to a very dark, claustrophobic corridor that led to a dead end, filled with bags that contained strange powders.

When I first heard the noises, I just thought of it as something I couldn’t explain; nothing more. First there would be thumping, and the cracking noises that usually meant someone was walking up the attic stairs, then a strange… hooting sound, and the thumping would become more violent.

This went on every few nights for several weeks.

I still played with my Thomas the Tank Engine and railroad tracks in the attic. There was nothing to be frightened of.

But one night, my mother noticed that the light in the attic was on and no one was upstairs. Rather than questioning how it had been turned on in the first place, she sent me upstairs to turn it off.

The lighting situation in that old house is very odd. Switches are in the opposite of where you expect them to be, and often buttons that light up different parts of the room are bunched next to each other at one end.

The light switches in the attic are against the far wall of each room, back to back of each other. As I climbed up the staircase to the storage room, I took a deep breath. I was not afraid of the noises, but I was afraid of the dark.

I crept slowly to the switch next to the open passageway that led from one room to the other. The guest room was very dark; I could not see the far wall of it.

Suddenly, THE CREAKING SOUND BEGAN AND IT WAS COMING FROM THE STAIRCASE BEHIND ME.

I had no choice. I flicked off the switch and was bathed in darkness; then I ran into the guest room and turned to go down the other staircase, while behind me I heard the thump thump thump, thump thump thump noise.

While bolting towards the staircase, I tripped on a screwdriver that had been left thoughtlessly in front of it.

As I tumbled forwards and did an impromptu somersault, I caught a glimpse of something I will never forget.

Behind me were two shining green eyes. I glimpsed them for a moment as I rolled forward onto my face and my scream was stifled by the carpeted stairs.

I scrambled to regain my footing and sprinted down the stairs to the first floor and into the light of the living room, slamming the door behind me and locking it.

The thing started to hoot again.

I would never go back to the attic. Ever.

The sounds consisted until we moved to Utah a few years later.