Recent posts by superfastjelly on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Feels like more and more stupid people are coming to OT...

You can’t spell autistic without u and i.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thoughts on Michael Brown?

He wouldn’t have been shot if he didn’t fight an officer and try to grab his gun like a fucking moron.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Why is gravity falls incest a thing?

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Topic: Off-topic / Hellur I'm New Dun't Trull Me Plez

Quit ruining Good threads with your shitty Flamewar bullshit.

It was shit before it was derailed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thoughts on Michael Brown?

R.I.P Micheal Brown

“You’re too much of a fucking pussy to shoot me.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / do you have a signifigant other?

My significant other is your mom.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gabidou admits to searching for sexual mega shiny Gardevoir pics

If you want some Gardevoir porn, I have some gabi. Don’t be afraid to ask me for it. Nobody has to know.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / JUSTICE FOR MICHAEL BROWN!

he was a gud boy he didn do nuffin

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so, ive been gone, whats happened while away?

I’m not sure why you’d go out of your way to label yourself an illogical cocksucker, but whatever floats your boat.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so, ive been gone, whats happened while away?

You shouldn’t be calling out other people for the splinters in their eyes when you have a log in yours.

Then take your own advice and stop posting.

TL;DR: You’re an even worse poster.

You wrote 1 god damn sentence. What the fuck do you need a tl;dr for you sperglord?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so, ive been gone, whats happened while away?

From these categories, only 3-4 of them are shitposts.

On what fucking planet. Unless you want me to fucking sit here and list what every single one falls over, I’ll gladly fucking do it.

And remember 95% of posters here make shitposts time to time.

Who gives a shit what everyone else does. We’re talking about you.

What is so hard to deal with the obvious fact I’m not a shitposter?

Because you are a shitposter and you’d rather do mental gymnastics to convince yourself otherwise.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so, ive been gone, whats happened while away?

Only 2 of them are shitposts. Plus, that only 7 posts, from the 50+ posts from 3 pages. I’m not a shitposter, deal with the fact.

Shit Posting
1: The failure to make a constructive post
2: The inability to add useful information to a forum
3: Worthless overly offensive generally racists posts written in a manner which aggravates others.

The 7 posts fall into these categories.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so, ive been gone, whats happened while away?

If I would ever faps to Gardevoir it would be to Regular Gardevoir.
ITT: Butthurtness
>MFW OP is removed but thread isn’t locked
lol
Lol. I like searching for weird shit, I wanted to see if there was people with fucked up fetishes. Just like I said.
What the fuck is this rainbow gay humanoid Unicorn thing?
And not a single fuck was given that day.

All from the first 3 pages of your posts, Gabidou. You are a confirmed shitposter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Red OT (Off topic version of "Red lobster")

I would rather eat a bucket of my hot splooge than to eat some fucking prepackaged jello that came from some underdeveloped gook country where they eat dog and shit in a hole. Take my name and any likeness to it off your menu or my kike lawyer will shove a lawsuit so far up your stupid furry ass, you’ll become a heterosexual black female named Sharkeshia.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so, ive been gone, whats happened while away?

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

Well, I appeared, did some stuff, and Zaminick some people are trying to drive me out.

Home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There’s a reason why this forum is the worst hell on Kongregate… Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the years has looked up to the admins and imagined being permanently banned to freedom. So easy… So simple… And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Off-Topic, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to “shitpost for fun.” You can watch me torture an entire forum and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Zaminincs destiny… We will destroy OT and then, when it is done and Off-Topic is ashes, then you have my permission to leave

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT DEBATES #1: Does God Exist?

My god’s not dead he’s surely alive. He’s living on the inside, roaring like a lion.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT Christmas Tree - 2014

Close but no cigar

 

Topic: Off-topic / Easy solution for the Ferguson problem

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Topic: Off-topic / The OT Christmas Tree - 2014

Subtle.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The new era of OT.

Literally anyone else could do a better job than you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Local newfag, DoomlordKravoka, is making a faggy ass RPG

Really? Where are you published? Because I’ve written short stories as well, but they don’t count unless they’ve been published.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Local newfag, DoomlordKravoka, is making a faggy ass RPG

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by darkbot:

Please tell me what’s happening here captain… I don’t get it.

Somebody is trying to be creative, and everyone who can’t form more than two sentences without getting a headache is trying to grind said creative down.

It’s about as creative as writing fanfiction of Dr. Who characters having anal sex with Harry Potter characters.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Local newfag, DoomlordKravoka, is making a faggy ass RPG

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:
Originally posted by radar816:

ITT: People be jelly that someone’s creative.

Nobody is jealous some sperglord has a wiki for his pipe dream.

Says (one of) the people ragging on him for no reason.

People are giving him shit because he acts like a fucking dipshit. Maybe he should take a fucking hint and change how he acts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Local newfag, DoomlordKravoka, is making a faggy ass RPG

Originally posted by radar816:

ITT: People be jelly that someone’s creative.

Nobody is jealous some sperglord has a wiki for his pipe dream. It’s not even very creative

 

Topic: Off-topic / Local newfag, DoomlordKravoka, is making a faggy ass RPG

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