Recent posts by superfastjelly on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Check my wiki

http://kongot.wikia.com/wiki/Niceman555

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Books... We love oldschool...

The Mouse and The Motorcycle

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All these newfigs...

Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:

I see nothing has changed since I left. You’d think after 4 years all of the two year olds here would have started acting like 6 year olds. I was wrong.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GraphicDesignC: OT's very own Millionaire Matchmaker!

Signing cause I’m a fucking sexy beast

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Axis Reformation

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Topic: Off-topic / Plans for 2015

Be a bigger faggot than this year

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Axis Reformation

Originally posted by Aleazor:
Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

The way you make these forums inhospitable to decent people is an outrage.

Didn’t you leave?

Didn’t you wish? I was growing a little tired with your obsession with me, but after careful consideration I’ve decided I’m flattered. You honor me.

You didn’t answer the question. You made some post in the departing thread a day or two ago that was just you posting about your salty bitch tears Why you crying nigga real niggas don’t cry and how you hated this place. Maybe we should call you NiceMan 2.0

Also take my name off that list or I’ll sue for slander

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you expect your childs physical appearance to be?

WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The best rivalries of Kongregate

Your mom vs My [body]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you expect your childs physical appearance to be?

Not ugly

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Thread nomination/competition hype

I just want a formal apology from her that you left that stuff up instead of her power tripping.

Jesus Christ, this nigga thinks he deserves an apology. You don’t deserve shit. All you’ve done is have a temper tantrum and derail threads, if anything you should be the one to apologize for shitting the forum up.

telling me that she’ll just delete everything I post is not a good way to speak with somebody who is unhappy for the way this fourm was handled. and she wants a private message about she private message me I’ve been publicly dealing with this stuff all day.

And you proceeded to handle the situation like an absolute cunt. Grow a fucking pair next time and just PM the mod if you dislike how they do their job FOR FREE.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Thread nomination/competition hype

but she has another thing coming if she thinks I don’t have screenshots of everything. if she thinks that anybody from the outside looking in to this conversation won’t side with me they’re wrong.

I’m pissed the forum moderator is going to let this kind of stuff happen.

They do it for free what the fuck did you expect you autismal baby. Go get your diaper changed and come back when you don’t have an extra chromosome

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / Allergies

I’m allergic to whales.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Rant Thread

As a gay man who wants to fuck people who look like Santa Claus I’m in tears because every fall and winter I start to get depressed because every time I see a mall Santa I just get a huge wave of shame because I just want to sit on his lap and rub my [expletive] all over his belly. I am just so happy I’m not alone. Tears right now OT. I’m in tears.

 

Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

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Topic: Off-topic / Googled 'Now Kith', was not disappointed.

omg man ur so funny

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mods...

It looks like what you expect it to.

Shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ways to get kicked out of kongregate OT

Be of African descent.

I swear to fucking god if this gets removed again.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Ways to get kicked out of kongregate OT

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Topic: Off-topic / Best way to get kicked out of walmart

Originally posted by Caravine:

I speak from personal experience, luckily staff is slow. Take a shit in the book part of the store. Squat, wipe with over priced kids book, run like what you just took.

Did you happen to wipe with any books teaching kids to use toilets?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is a rare occasion...... OT is actually acting like a decent forum......

If you call a toilet that’s covered in multiple peoples feces and crude drawings painted with used TP decent, than yeah I guess Off-Topic is doing decent. Just keep in mind we ain’t even halfway through the day and all it takes is an hour to make this place look and smell like the inside of a gas station restroom.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Ways to get kicked out of kongregate OT

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Topic: Off-topic / Ways to get kicked out of kongregate OT

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Topic: Off-topic / Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Library

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
water bubbler

It’s called a drinking fountain, you goddamn uncivilized third-world socialist cockeating scumbag.

They’re actually called H2O dispensers you troglodyte shit eater.