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Topic: Off-topic / Finish the sentence.

Sucking my enormous fucking penis……

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The reign of ZShadow.

Didn’t you say you were leaving or something?

 

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Topic: Off-topic / New OT's Official Tinychat Thread (NEWT)

Get the fuck in.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does OT need a logo?

 

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Topic: Off-topic / Apperantly girls think I'm the sexiest guy, if not for sure sexiest white boy in our school.

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:

And clams to be an active seal with a MOH, except seals don’t get medals of honor until after they retire. its to protect their security clearance. This fucking guy XD. Show up at my door and I’ll put you in the dirt you fake ass pussy. hiding behind other great people sacrifices is the mark of a coward.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Apperantly girls think I'm the sexiest guy, if not for sure sexiest white boy in our school.

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:

And clams to be an active seal with a MOH, except seals don’t get medals of honor until after they retire. its to protect their security clearance. This fucking guy XD. Show up at my door and I’ll put you in the dirt you fake ass pussy. hiding behind other great people sacrifices is the mark of a coward.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

 

Topic: Off-topic / test

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Topic: Off-topic / Post here if you're a [removed]

God fucking damn it, what’s with all the Gardevoir obsessed people? When I was in college, I had a roomate. Dude was fat, smelly, and obsessed with Gardevoir. He had Gardevoir T-shirts, Gardevoir posters, a Gardevoir plushie, and I swear to God, he had a Gardevoir Japanese fuck pillow. Every fucking conversation we had, he turned it into Gardervoir conversation. I wanted to punch him so bad, but I couldn’t. I got anger issues, and just one fuck up could get me out of college. But I swear to God, sometimes I thought it would be a just price for punching that fat motherfucker in the face. I kept finding Gardevoir pictures EVERYWHERE. Some of them were covered in cum. Every night I heard him jerking off, and no matter how many times I asked – he did it anyway.
Once he said to me: “Hey Anon, we are having Pokémon night this Friday, are you cool with that?” I had an all night videogame LAN party that Friday, so I allowed that, but only if his buddies wouldn’t touch any of my stuff. At all.
Long story short – LAN party got cancelled, and I had to go back to my room. My God, what I saw could not be described. Four fat nerds, watching the Pokémon anime, eating Cheetos, and covering everything with orange dust. One of those fatasses wore a fucking Gardevoir suit and another one was smoking. And they were sitting on my bed. That’s right, those fuckers were sitting on my goddamn bed, covering it in Cheetos dust, cigarette ash and sweat. They haven’t noticed me, because they were too busy watching anime. I was about to scream on top of my lungs and punch them, when Gardevoir appeared on the screen. All four pulled their dicks out in one synchronised movement and started to masturbate. I wish I was making that up. Even today this comes back in my nightmares.
I gave my roomate a head concussion, knocked a few teeth out of others, and shattered suit guy’s kneecap. Got into serious trouble, but my lawyer pulled my ass out of the fire. I fucking hate Gardevoir.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Does the mods/admins even cares about Off-Topic anymore?

Kongregate admins are too busy counting their shekels from Gamestop and Kong+ goyims to care for the forums.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Apperantly girls think I'm the sexiest guy, if not for sure sexiest white boy in our school.

Originally posted by TheOffTopicBully:

Who the fuck is this black guy and troll face guy

A bipolar autist and a le maymay king.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post Ur Rap Lyrics Here

Her pussy bald like Caillou
Swag-Swag like Caillou
I’m good, nigga how you?
Go way back like Caillou

Hat back like Caillou
I dont match like Caillou
My weed young like Caillou
Go dumb like Caillou

I’m PBS like Caillou
DTF like Caillou
My dick fresh like Caillou
She get wet like Caillou

The realest in it like Caillou
I dig in it like Caillou
Bad bitch, go suck dick
Need 30 minutes like Caillou

I’m up early like Caillou
She get dirty like Caillou
She ain’t worthy, I’m Caillou
I’m nerdy like Caillou

I’m young as hell like Caillou
Don’t fail like Caillou
I go for it like Caillou
Fuck Dora, Caillou

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gay people are figs

Why are you shaming your own people.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You can have 3 Shy guy slaves that will do anything for you, OR 1 female Gardevoir that won't obey all of your orders

I can still rape the Gardevoir

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Epic rap battles of OT. Feat. Nicebeatz555

You’re fat and you’re definitely autistic.
White trash boy who tries licking everyones dick.
“I’m important. Your important. I friend important people”
Nigga you ain’t important. Nobody see’s you as an equal.
Even Aguspal is liked more than you.
And he’s just as autistic as you too.
You’ve left OT more times than you’ve seen your penis.
But it ain’t like nobody noticed you were gone, cause you always come back after 20 minutes.
You’re seen shitposting from left and right.
But everyone would like it better if you stayed outta mind, and outta site.
You call yourself Nicebeatz555.
What your name should be is lice infested bitch who cries.
You get pretty mad sometimes in TinyChat.
Maybe you should channel the anger into not being so fat.
You act like you’re important in the OT community
In reality you’re a bitch who just acts foolishly.
I await your reply, when this rap is done.
Better get typin’ now, don’t strain your thumbs.

 

Topic: Off-topic / How good are YOU at spotting alts?

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you like salt by itself?

That explains why you’re such a salty bitch.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You randomly get a female Gardevoir IRL, but you can't bang her or kiss her

Make love to me. But be gentle, I’m fragile~

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You randomly get a female Gardevoir IRL, but you can't bang her or kiss her

Originally posted by Shketch:

She’s here, Gab.

Why didn’t you finish the nips

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you wear shoes with laces or velcro

Velcro and lights so I can shine bright like a diamond.

 

Topic: Off-topic / y do ppl h8 me ??

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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the most popular ot´er ?

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Topic: Off-topic / IceBomb45 Generic Girl Problem (GGP)

So did you smash or pass faggot. Tell Papa Jelly if you’re a man yet or if you’re still a beetch.