Recent posts by superfastjelly on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / The Xbox 360 is a retro console

PC cucks will NEVER EVER get the best version of viva pinata

 
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Topic: Off-topic / AMERICA FUCK YEAH

montana is in america you retarded waterboy

Montana? MORE LIKE FAGGOTLAND

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wanted: new kong gf

12 f texas

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Emojis on Kong?

HA
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STAYIN’ ALIVE
STAYIN’ ALIVE
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STAYING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official OT Introductions and Regulars Thread

Name: Jacob
Age: 20
Location: Northern California
Likes: annie may, camics, vidya, children’s cartoons, Gorillaz
Dislikes: Most sweet tasting food, cholos, anyone I went to high school with
Beliefs: When you’re itching for the waves, the only lotion is the ocean
Steam:Just let me know first with a shout or whatever so I know whose who
PSN: I’ll update this when I get one
Extra Info: I’m a degenerate whose main dress attire consists of wearing a pair of jeans with a t-shirt and a hat. Sometimes a button up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Still Awful

The cure is a noose.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should Incest be Legal?

Wouldn’t you pay for a 300 pound hooker if you’re desperate?

Honestly, I’d buy a pocket pussy and use the rest of the cash to treat myself to something nice.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should Incest be Legal?

Originally posted by Vertical_Horizon:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:

I guess its fine if you’re a degenerate who can’t get laid unless it’s a family member

That’s sorta backwards. You must be a sexy beast if you’re able to get a family member to come down on you.

or you’re both hideous and desperate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should Incest be Legal?

I guess its fine if you’re a degenerate who can’t get laid unless it’s a family member

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Some of MelbourneBoy (Noku Samria's) information

xemoxagentx

Are you a fucking 12 year old girl

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many women exist on OT?

If I keep telling myself I’m a pretty girl does it make me one

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Claim Your Waifu

Originally posted by InfiniteZest:
Originally posted by aguspal:

I wonder who is joking here and who is serious?

Stay the fuck away from mah waifu, you piece of shit. I am not joking.

unsheathes katanas

Let’s end this charade…….. kid….

Rei is a shit. Misato best girl

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Describe your personality with one picture

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I graduated today

Too bad you never graduated from Fuccboi High

 

Topic: Off-topic / Gay Marriage

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Topic: Off-topic / http://www.dailyfitnessideas.com/cogniq-maximum-strength/

Bitches come and go brah
But you know I stay
Bitches come and go brah
But you know I stay
Got my balls licked by a Zooey Deschanel look-alike
Cocaine addict, razor blade to your head
Conflict, I’m a contradicted shit
Peeing on old people’s houses is an inflict
2003 shit, this ain’t no splitting bills shit
I’mma peel banana skids while listenin’ to R Kelly’s Greatest Hits

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 4CHAN /V/ 300000000TH POST GET, SPLATOON WIN

Doesn’t SuperFastJelly post on /v/?

The only place I wanna see /v/ shit is /v/. Keep it out of here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Don Lemon holds up a big sign that says the n-word on CNN

dat boi is an uncle tom sellin out to da wite man fuk his ass

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you post on 4chan?

/v/, /co/, /a/, /tv/, /r9k/, and /sp/ if my teams are playing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what would help the above poster!

My erect penis

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If it weren't for geniux, then this would be all you need.

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

I don’t give a crap about your “cure” for our blessing.

The only cure for you is an oven.

At least give me a link to the product you’re advertising.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If it weren't for geniux, then this would be all you need.

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

I don’t give a crap about your “cure” for our blessing.

The only cure for you is an oven.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dinosaurs: Proof the Bible is lies?

If God is real and all knowing, can he tell me why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you agree the only reason nintendo is popular is because of old men who hang to the past??

Originally posted by 15man:
mfw I’m a fucking faggot and need to kill myself.

What a cool post you have there, friend. Truly a memeception!

You can post more hip maymays at reddit.com, where you will feel right at home with people just like you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you agree the only reason nintendo is popular is because of old men who hang to the past??

and the only thing they are doing right now is holding microsoft and sony back

How are they holding them back