Recent posts by superfastjelly on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What is the online price of Instant Wrinkle Repair?

If you look at my posts and go to page 52 and read it all forward to page 1, you can pinpoint the exact moment I started wasting all my time here again.

I’ll be back later. Bye ♥

 
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Topic: Off-topic / An evaluation of Gabidou.

You and Gabidou both have one thing in common that can be linked to why your fat autistic children.

0 Dad

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should I Leave OT?

I’m not sure who the bigger idiots are. George, or people giving him attention.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition to change the word "autistic" to "selfie"

IF ANYONE DOES NOT LOVE DA LURRD

JEZUZ CHIST

LET HIM BE ACCUSED

OH LORDA COMA

AMEN

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I grew up dirt poor. How about you?

Money won’t stop you from being a fucking loser.

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / Story of the Police Man and the Elder Aboriginal!

I didn’t know Aboriginals could speak English

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pig5's manifesto for defeating aliean/zombies/illuminati/slash history lesson

This is fucking gay

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [serious] alien life

Ayy lmao

 

Topic: Off-topic / [removed]

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Topic: Off-topic / If you was an admin, what will you do?

Do nothing and act like I do a lot.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and find your main is perma'd on Kongregate!

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why would i need to die i’m already in hell

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is a "funposter"?

Funposting is just another word for shitposting.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are the admins too strict?

I think you kids need a time out :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are the admins too strict?

How come people like superfastjelly aren’t being banned for behavior?

I send pictures of my big dong to all the female admins.

No but seriously I couldn’t tell you why I’m not banned yet. I’ve sorta been off and on about just seeing how far I could get until they do choose to but I haven’t had a good enough reason to have them do it. I’m probably next on their shitlist anyway since you two are perma’d and since I’m on a permawarning

 

Topic: Off-topic / I have a dream

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Topic: Off-topic / Please stop Chrome Crashing. .........

Stop using chrome you filthy Argentinian fuck

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally washed my phone HELP

I think the problem might be that you’re retarded, and you can’t get help for that.

 

Topic: Off-topic / FUCK THE MINIRTYT

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Topic: Off-topic / [removed] having sex

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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 34] superfastjelly vs. Zaminick

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Zam. Superfastjelly is try-hard.

The only thing I have to try hard with is forcing my penis into your disobedient mother

Zam

 
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Topic: Off-topic / School scalp checks

my school had penis inspection day

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So the whole "On-topic" thing marks a new era?

The short answer is no.

 

Topic: Off-topic / how to win any argument you desire (this isnt a shuckling gabidou parody mfw)

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Topic: Off-topic / OTAFA: To rid furries off of the On-Topic forums on Kongregate

Originally posted by zhs00000:

They all do exist Ubermorgen. I am unsure if you really are Ubermorgen because he was ZAPPED 10 minutes ago…
You are Richard Schnider, his faithful servant and you’re covering for him. I know it all Richard.

What.