Recent posts by superfastjelly on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

So uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Another semester started last week. I’ll probably be posting less than I usually do cause I’m busy with that and other shit and I got other places I can be an annoying shitposting cunt so that’s fucking swell

I’ll try and lurk when I have free time just to see if the tc is active or to make the futile attempt to make it active. No promises cause I’m a faggot.

Anyway, I bought a really nice cardigan so if you guys are lucky I’ll be a giant slut and give you a picture. I haven’t done that in a while.

That’s about it. If by the chance I never post again because I gained some self control and dignity, or I fucking die, this is goodbye. Let’s hope for the latter.

Love you guys. Probably shoulda posted this in the departing thread but I’m not leaving and it’s not like I post a lot anyway so i don’t know you gaggles of faggles will express your autism either way.

TLDR I’M BUSY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE WORST POST I’VE MADE IN A LONG TIME

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Tinychat Thread (TTT)

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Topic: Off-topic / I was only nine years old.

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY

PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE

OH BABY

DON’T GO

SIMPLE AND CLEAN

IS THE WAY

THAT YOU’RE

MAKING ME

FEEL

TOOOOOONIGHT

IT’S HAAAAAAARD

TOOOOOOO

LET IT GO

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm out (I wrote something for most OTers so cum on in and let me feed your ego)

Try not to show your dick to underaged kids.

No promises but I’ll do my best.

You’re a real bro though.

We ride together we die together. Bad boys 4 lyfe

 

Topic: Off-topic / I am officially going to lose my virginity in the next 4 weeks, not sure when but 100% sure it will happen then

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Topic: Off-topic / High school, college and university success tips for the best

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

I look bretty gud in a bra

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which Mortasheen Monster Are You?

None because I’m not a faggot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / describe your steam inventory/library in 4 words

Thank you steam sales

EDIT: Inventory is Bad Rats

 

Topic: Off-topic / Tito's Revenge or "A Hawaiian Dicking"

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Topic: Off-topic / the sexiest man alive

yes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the sexiest man alive

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:

dolphins prone to rape hear your faggotry and stop to think about it

you’re just jelly

well clearly faggot it’s in my fucking name nigga not only do you got down syndrome you also got up left and right syndrome

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the sexiest man alive

dolphins prone to rape hear your faggotry and stop to think about it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the sexiest man alive

GAY

AS

FUCK

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am dissapointed at how sexist you people are

nigga this was made in september you slow as fucking dick when it comes to laughing at professional victims

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is Zaminik?

And here, that’s Zam?
No that’s Niceman. And he’s more like a punching bag with feelings.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is Zaminik?

Originally posted by developous39:

Yup, looks like the black sheep in this community is him!

No that’s Niceman. And he’s more like a punching bag with feelings.

Actually half of the community on OT is black sheep.

There can be only 1 black sheep. Even in a community of black sheeps, there’s 1 black sheep the other sheeps all dislike.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is Zaminik?

A high functioning autist who lifts and likes penis.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Describe OTers in one word

superfastjelly: edgy

I got more edges than a fucking icosagon

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is your dream girl?

A mute person so they can’t say no.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Not comebacks... Just honesty...

Learn how to talk to people you fucking moron

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official OT Democracy Thread

le ebin thread my autistic brother ;)

 

Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate News

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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate News

I nominate Doomlord for up and coming autist of 2015

 
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Topic: Off-topic / COME AND PRAISE THE NAME OF ALLAH WITH ISLAMIC RAP

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah