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Topic: Off-topic / TRUTH ABOUT MUSLIMS

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by superfastjelly:

Originally posted by Rolby:

i propose locking this thread. muhammad (may peace be upon him) is the son of of abdullah not god.

I meant no offense to you, durka durka muhammad jihad please don’t get mad and explode

reported so fucking hard

Okay, Hajeeb. Go back to working at AM/PM. Also, read every first letter of the post about your glorious mud god

Topic: Off-topic / "The Purge" may cause problems with the criminally insane

Originally posted by timtoborne:

Originally posted by superfastjelly:

The only people who will take the movie seriously is the small percentage of people who believe it will actually happen.

Precisely, and those percent are the criminally insane. Remember, the man who thought he was Joker was influenced by the movie, so who is to say that the purge won’t cause a very similar problem?

I was implying people who are fucking morons. When the Red Dawn remake came out, people began saying that hated Asian people and thought they would all invade. And not to nitpick like a bitch, but was it ever said he was inspired by the movie? For all we know, it could have been The Joker from the comics, or from the television series.

Topic: Off-topic / TRUTH ABOUT MUSLIMS

Originally posted by Rolby:

i propose locking this thread. muhammad (may peace be upon him) is the son of of abdullah not god.

I meant no offense to you, durka durka muhammad jihad please don’t get mad and explode

Topic: Off-topic / TRUTH ABOUT MUSLIMS

Since the dawn of some time, people began to follow the religion which is based over being, over around some guy named Muhammad or something. Muhammad was this guy who never never and never did bad stuff and helped people. He also married a 9 year old which is really super duper got damn nasty and stuff and probably made him a pedophile. He has no face.

No face (Aka Muhammad) had a lot of art of him without a face. Which was, like, really really really important to make him seem really deep and mysterious, maybe even like all the other women and guys on the streets like he was just normal. Muhammad was a angel or some like some big super god or something, so he was a big deal I guess. It wasn’t until some moment until nasty, ugly, EEVEEL people killed him or something and he was like, “Peace yo, like for Allah and like being remorseful is for balla’s”. Then he went into the sky and partied until he got a blister from his hard sandals being super hard

At some point Christians and Muslims fought, or something. It was some time where both sides reacting over land and how one side wanted it because of some really good suberb fertile gold an extra cheap land.

Still even now Muhammad is worshipped with his dad Allah. Or he’s like probably his actual real life Mom, I don’t know. Muhammad is probably a bastard child like Jesus whose dad totally was a big excommunicated him for crashing his Harley Davidson or saying he didn’t really love him no homo love is for everybody. Also,a bunch of Muslims read there version of the bible and el pollo laca dose loco and attacked America to take our freedom. But we were like with kindness" Hey yo yo yo yo yo yo dog, Don’t be like that, we can help you be free"

That concludes my Science report.

Topic: Off-topic / Rolby Is Back

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by Partoulagou:

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

Welcome back.

Thank you.

he said it to me not u

It was to me you mudslime

Topic: Off-topic / Hello OTters!

Originally posted by inkyvoyd:

Originally posted by WhiteKnightRises:

Originally posted by inkyvoyd:

watt.

Are you a girl? if so I will protect you!

I am a hedgehog.

Tell us more about your shitty fursona

Topic: Off-topic / Hello OTters!

Topic: Off-topic / Hello OTters!

But we only have 2 females and 1 whore.

Topic: Off-topic / "The Purge" may cause problems with the criminally insane

The only people who will take the movie seriously is the small percentage of people who believe it will actually happen.

Topic: Off-topic / Why can't I have a Hitler avatar but I can have a Stalin avatar?

Didn’t someone have a avatar of Hitler before? I can’t remember who, but someone did.

Topic: Off-topic / What Are Some Gang Names You Go By

Snuggle Bunny

Topic: Off-topic / Rolby Is Back

Topic: Off-topic / Do you skip school?

My parents let me skip school because I’m a red blooded American who celebrates freedom.

inb4freedomhatingmuslims

Topic: Off-topic / If you had a theme song, what would it be?

Cause I live on the edge

Topic: Off-topic / Describe these users in one word

Jokes on you, faggot. That’s my fetish

Topic: Off-topic / Describe these users in one word

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Originally posted by superfastjelly:

Come to my house and say that to my face, brah. I’ll fucking drop you and take your wallet.

I’ll take your wallet then I’ll take your towels.

I’ll make you watch terrible chick flicks with my Mom.

Topic: Off-topic / Describe these users in one word

Come to my house and say that to my face, brah. I’ll fucking drop you and take your wallet.

Topic: Off-topic / Describe these users in one word

You speak modernized Spanish, you white wash spic.

Topic: Off-topic / Describe these users in one word

They’re one word in spanish

Topic: Off-topic / Describe these users in one word

Rolby: Muslim

Maowee: Attention seeker

MFT: Black

Aldir: Otherwordly homosexual

MadJedi: Nazi fig

Hallucent: Has a tiny penis

Mafefe: Probably albino

Topic: Off-topic / GOLF WANG!

Odd Future is for fags

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

I’m on camera

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We discuss the pros and cons of console gaming vs. PC gaming

Console
Games PCfags want and then hate after begging for it.
Children
Video games

PC
Video games
Children
Man children

Topic: Off-topic / In what ways is Russel Crowe in the Cinderella Man NOT a hero?

Because he’s a crow

Topic: Off-topic / Fun Fact Time

Urea, found in cigarettes, is also found in tooth whitening products, dishwasher soap, and factory pretzels as a browning agent.