Recent posts by superfastjelly on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / RIP Leonard Nimoy.

[F]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ALL HAIL AMANE AKAIKE!

ARE YOU GOING AWAY

WITH NO WORD OF FAREWELL

WILL THERE BE NOT A TRACE

LEFT BEHIND

WELL I COULD OF LOVED YOU BETTER

DIDN’T MEAN TO BE UNKIND

YOU KNOW THAT WAS THE LAST THING ON MY MIND

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Siege Of OT

HI SPERGLORDKRAKATOA HERE AND I CAN LITERALLY NOT STOP SUCKING BIG FUCKING COCK. WHITE DICK BLACK DICK GOOK DICK SPIC DICK DOG DICK ITS ALL GOOD DICK TO ME. COME ON DOWN TO KRAKATOA COCK SUCKERS LOCATED OFF I5 SO I CAN SUCK YOUR FUCKING COCK

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

i thought everyone in australia had upside down syndrome lol xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is asexuality fake?

Originally posted by melbourneboy:

Is the OP really that stupid

You have to be a special kind of fucking stupid to think he’s serious.

But you’re Australian so I should expect nothing but you being an upside-down cave dweller.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is asexuality fake?

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

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Y’all trying too hard.

If I wanted to try hard, I’d ask your mo- I mean dad how to.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is asexuality fake?

But we are initiated, aren’t we, Jacob?

Don’t you fucking call me by my slave name.

when did you turn into a faggot

April 21st, 1995.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is asexuality fake?

This is fucking bait and only a complete fucking tool would take this thread seriously.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Some Small Guy Outwrestled Me

Suck his dick

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Current feel

The black people I’ve met have said I have a lot of flavor

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Message From The Akaike Legion

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by BuneOfTheInferno:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by BuneOfTheInferno:

Go gas yourself – Pokerpo

please don’t quote pokerpo like he’s cool.
that gives him the worng idea’s
on topic
-1 go die in a fire

I find Pokerpo cooler than you 15man. Then again that’s just my opinion.

-1
Wellcome to my shitlist.
newfag

Didn’t you say you were gonna leave after you got mad when people reported your mlp avatars? Maybe you should make like your gay dad and kill yourself already.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I met with my very first boyfriend of 2008

FUCKING NORMIES

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Tinychat Discussion Thread (NEWD)

Originally posted by HalfCutHenry:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:

A diabetic monkey shitting out its spicy curry dinner on my fucking face could do a better job than you guys.

I vote for the monkey.

whos the monkey
mft

I’ll buy a monkey, lock him in a cage, and teach him how to shitpost on OT and handle a thread on a Internet forum. If he acts up or does something wrong, I’ll take a sock filled with boiling hot pasta and beat the fuck out of him until I think the stupid cunt has had enough. If he does his job right, he gets a banana and gets to have 10 minutes of outside time.

I’ll name him ArcaneCoder

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Tinychat Discussion Thread (NEWD)

A diabetic monkey shitting out its spicy curry dinner on my fucking face could do a better job than you guys.

I vote for the monkey.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you rather be lesbian or autistic?

Originally posted by AEONFLX:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:
Originally posted by AEONFLX:

Can i have both? ◕‿◕❀

Well you’re already autistic. Just chop your dick off, start wearing dresses, and say you like girls.

I hate my life

 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you rather be lesbian or autistic?

Originally posted by AEONFLX:

Can i have both? ◕‿◕❀

Well you’re already autistic. Just chop your dick off, start wearing dresses, and say you like girls.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Reward yourself every time you reach one of your short-term targets.

Originally posted by Zaminick:

If someone had told Adam Lanza that, there would be 27 less snickers bars in the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what has OT become?

We have this exact thread every month. We will continue to have this thread every month forever.

God have mercy on our souls.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MFT was banned for being black.

Originally posted by Battleship203:

>Banned for no reason
>Sees spam of links that leads to screamers and porn

HMMM

do you have a single fact to back that up Marcus “Gentle Giant” Thomas was banned simply because the admins are racist honky devils

 
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Topic: Off-topic / guys guys guys

Now I can play again and remember all my friends are gone and cry like a bitch nigga while mining

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Stop masturbation NOW

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HERE SHE COMES

WATCH OUT BOY

SHE’LL CHEW YOU UP

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HERE SHE COMES

SHE’S A

MAN

EATER

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tunings

AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US

I’M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT

I’LL HOLD ONTO THE WINGS OF THE EAGLES

WATCH AS WE ALL FLY AWAYYYYYYYY

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OH MY GOD LOL

Sorry, but this post requires an Off Topic Fuccboi Membership to view!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Tinychat Discussion Thread (NEWD)

Yes to take mme off, no to keep the whale away

oh god am i doing this right

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if you could mod one person

Myself