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Topic: Off-topic / Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

Originally posted by burntfires22:

Or perhaps he’s wondering why he would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

At least you can talk. Who are you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tumblr

If I wanted to go on a site consisting of 13 years olds and vapid cunts saying stupid bullshit, I’d just come here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / this is to (hopefully) bring ot to life today

CAN’T WAKE UP

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ...oka so I actually wrote my gf a love letter

BADA LA BA BA BADA BA BADALA BADA LA BA BA BADA BA BADALA BADA LA BA BA BADA BA BADALA
BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP

There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that’s the high and not the pill.

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and,
The light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
…kiss from a rose on the gray.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
Ooh……………….
Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the gray.

BADA LA BA BA BADA BA BADALA BADA LA BA BA BADA BA BADALA BADA LA BA BA BADA BA BADALA
BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP

There is so much a man can tell you,
..there………………..woa…
So much he can say.
there’s so much inside.
You remain,
you…….
My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby
To me you’re like a growing addiction that I can’t deny.. yeah.
Won’t you tell me is that healthy, baby?

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I’ve…
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
been………….. kissed from a rose on the gray.
Ooh, the more I get of you
…ooh………..the..
Stranger it feels, yeah
stranger it feels, …yeah.
Now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the gray,

I’ve been kissed by a rose on the gray,
…I’ve been…………………..I’ve…
I’ve been kissed by a rose
…been kissed by a rose on the gray.
I’ve been kissed by a rose on the gray,
…I’ve been…………………..I’ve…
…And if I should fall, at all
I’ve been kissed by a rose
…been kissed by a rose on the gray.

There is so much a man can tell you,
..there………………..woa…
So much he can say.
there’s so much inside.
You remain
you…….
My power, my pleasure, my pain.
To me you’re like a growing addiction that I can’t deny, yeah (L)
Won’t you tell me is that healthy, baby.

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and
the light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I’ve…
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
been………….. kissed from a rose on the gray.
Ooh, the more I get of you
…ooh………..the..
Stranger it feels, yeah
stranger it feels.
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the gray.

Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
I’ve……….been kissed from a rose on the gray.
Ooh, the more I get of you
…ooh………..the..
Stranger it feels, yeah
stranger it feels. …yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom
aah-ee-aah…
A light hits the gloom on the gray
aah-ee-aah…

Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the gray.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ...oka so I actually wrote my gf a love letter

queer

as

fuck

 
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Topic: Off-topic / describe video game titles as simple as possible

but pokerpo minecraft is so much fun i can make gardevoir statues and live out my fantasies of being a sexual deviant with them

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Jim and Emily Greer IRL

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

We should do more productive things with our lives.

I have all my life to be productive.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How tall are you?

Tall enough that people are surprised they stack shit that high

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 24] Pokerpo vs. VoodooCoffeeGuy

Originally posted by HalfCutHenry:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:
I’ve never understood why he is liked at all.

You and me both.

its ok ily sfj

get the fuck outta here you ignorant hood-rat ’fore i call yo baby daddy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 24] Pokerpo vs. VoodooCoffeeGuy

I’ve never understood why he is liked at all.

You and me both.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 24] Pokerpo vs. VoodooCoffeeGuy

Voodoo

 

Topic: Off-topic / turtles

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Topic: Off-topic / Need Tips To Make My GF Love Me.

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Topic: Off-topic / [Website Battles #1] Kongregate vs. Facebook

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Topic: Off-topic / My post was removed because I said kong plus was a waste of money!

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Topic: Off-topic / Bloodborne

Originally posted by 15man:

needs a pc port.

It’s owned by Sony so the chances are beyond low.

 

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Topic: Off-topic / Admins banning me for no reason

Originally posted by HalfCutHenry:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:

didn’t cesar’s main get banned tho? and I’m on my permawarning since I spammed gardevoir fanfic last year

it did get banned, but i dont understand how one of his alts currently has 200 posts or something

by being a good boy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Admins banning me for no reason

didn’t cesar’s main get banned tho? and I’m on my permawarning since I spammed gardevoir fanfic last year

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Admins banning me for no reason

People are reporting you because you’re a shit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is gay an insult?

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:
Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Because a man’s ego is the most fragile creation and homophobia is a great way to undermine someone’s masculinity.

That’s fucking gay

when I was in third grade I was insanely popular because at the end of second grade I beat up this kid who everyone hated. it was self-defense because he pushed me when I was on the swings. anyway, I was super popular now and my class had like 24 kids in it and 22 liked me. but john and ashley learned to keep their opinion to themselves. the lunch ladies gave me double helpings of stuffing and mac n cheese. I sat at a new lunch table each day and all the cool kids still followed and sat by me. when there were any cool classroom chores like taking notes to the office, I always got to do them. the teacher let me teach the class sometimes for the whole day, sometimes just for half. we started getting double recess, and if I put in a request we got triple. I was always picked first for all the teams, even when I wasn’t playing. sometimes teachers would give me an apple or an orange just as a nice gesture. when I had a cold everyone brought in the best kind of tissues the next day. our class had its own bathroom in the back and everyone else agreed that it could just be for my use. I hated crayons so the school got rid of those. we took a field trip to the movie theater in the middle of the day because I expressed an interest in seeing finding nemo

August 6th, 2028

As our aerotaxi came into view, I grabbed my helium-coat and pulled it closer to my chest. I could almost taste the pollution-free air on my lips, and I was deeply thankful that the government allotted each citizen with the privilege of enjoying it for six hours every year. I ran my left hand over the mask imprint on my face. It was ugly, yes, but everyone from The City had one—well, everyone alive that is. It was such a strange yet happy thing, knowing that I would finally be able to take off my mask and breathe real, non-factory air.

My living unit and I were all equally excited to step aboard the aerotaxi. It would be my fourth time on one, but I was still very much looking forward to flying over the farming sector, enjoying the sights of forests and rivers, and perhaps even spotting an animal.

“All aboard!” sang the taxi pilot as he touched down and opened the entry area.

The nine of us clamored on board, collapsing ourselves into the taxi’s belly like a pack of artificially manufactured sardines in a Cost-Saving Aerodynamic Can™ from Good Corporation®.

“Welcome aboard folks! I will be your pilot for the next five hours and forty-seven minute round trip through the farming sector,” shouted the pilot as he revved up the engines, disengaged from the ground, and engaged the air. “My name is Joseph Howard-Montgomery-Mario-Martinez-Lopez-Jackson-Johnson-Smith but you may call me Joe.”

“Why’s your name so long?” questioned a small boy, Thomas, the youngest and least tactful member of my living unit. We all gave him a demeaning glance and let off a single, collective scoff.

“Well, kid, my maternal grandmother’s name was Ms. Howard-Montgomery, my maternal grandfather’s name was Mr. Mario-Martinez, my paternal grandmother was Ms. Lopez-Jackson, and my paternal grandfather was Mr. Johnson-Smith. So you can figure out the rest.”

“Oh,” said Thomas as he sank deeper into his Thermal-Reacting Smart Seat™ by Very Good Corporation®. “Are we safe to take our masks off now?”

“You might want to wait about six more minutes. We’re still in the pollution storm cloud,” answered Joe politely, apparently unfazed by Thomas’s barrage of questioning.

I could just about make out the end of The City and the beginning of the farm sector. A flood of memories wrapped over me as I remembered my last trip in the aerotaxi, when I saw a wonderful couple of cows towards the end of the trip.

“Excuse me, do you think there’ll be any cows out there today, Joe?” I asked gently.

“Yes, I reckon there will be a few,” called back Joe as he turned his head towards me. “There were about four out yesterday and we also saw a whole flock of birds, too. Big white ones with wings and such.”

“Oh, great, thank you. I would very much like to see some animals today,” I replied, completely satisfied with Joe’s response.

I was so grateful that I was going to be spending the next five hours and forty-four minutes in pure bliss. I could feel my heart beating faster as we began our exit of the pollution storm cloud.

“Thank you government,” I reverently sang, almost reflexively, almost unconsciously, as joyful tears streamed from my face.

“Thank you government,” sang the rest of the members of my living unit in perfect rhythmic response.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 22] GeorGeKiLLeRx vs. NOICEBANE555: Who do you prefer?

Originally posted by NOICEBANE555:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:

George ;)

no one likes you kid

;))))))))))))

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 22] GeorGeKiLLeRx vs. NOICEBANE555: Who do you prefer?

George ;)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is gay an insult?

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Because a man’s ego is the most fragile creation and homophobia is a great way to undermine someone’s masculinity.

That’s fucking gay