Recent posts by GreenElephants on Kongregate

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Topic: CS Portable / What happened to the controls?

And have to go through each weapons before getting mine?

Do you even know how to play? Do you know how quick you must be to get the knife out or a flash grenade?

 
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Topic: CS Portable / What happened to the controls?

Sad… I can’t play anymore… Bye.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / What happened to the controls?

Sorry about that.
I’m using Chrome on a Mac OS X 10.6.8.

It suddenly changed, and it’s impossible to correctly manually set the keyboard. The game keeps thinking I’m using AZERTY while I’m actually using QWERTZ. It’s not really a big deal, but…

The control settings don’t allow you to set the 1 to the knife, 2 to the gun, 3 to the main weapon, and 4 to the grenades… I’m therefore unable to switch weapons… It’s unplayable.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / What happened to the controls?

Hi,
Since today, I’m unable to play as the controls have changed. I tried reseting it, but no luck trying to set the 1-2-3 keys to switch weapons quickly.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / How to limit health loss caused by falling?

Hi,

Is it possible to set and limit the health damages taken when falling or jumping around? For example, I like to set a nice speed and sprinting in Parkour City to be able to jump from building to other buildings, but the health loss is too important to have fun. Is there any way to change it?

Thanks

 
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Topic: SAS: Zombie Assault 3 / Tips.

This thread is not useful, this one is:

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/192-sas-zombie-assault-3/topics/293706-tips-how-to-play-multiplayer-correctly

Short version:

1. Fix barricades every time you can.
2. Before killing the last zombie and ending the wave, fix barricades and if needed suicide to get full health.
3. Keep your corner and protect it.
4. Don’t just walk-in and steal a kill.
5. Help until the end.

 
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Topic: SAS: Zombie Assault 3 / THERE IS CHAT GREEN TEXT

Could someone re-upload the picture somewhere else? I am not member and can therefore not see it.

 
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Topic: SAS: Zombie Assault 3 / TIPS: How to play multiplayer correctly.

You’ve got good points on the “no camping” and rage-quitting.

Joshmala: I never said not to get the crates. You should always get them! But that should one of the only reasons to leave your corner.

 
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Topic: SAS: Zombie Assault 3 / TIPS: How to play multiplayer correctly.

Guys,

I like to play multiplayer, but some people are just so stupid, I had to write something to explain some tips:


1. Barricades are essential to your survival. FIX THEM EVERY TIME YOU CAN !

They maintain the swarm outside for a few precious seconds, they are quickly fixed, give you a bit of XP and slow down the zombies. Don’t just shoot the creatures, fix the barricade every occasion you get (when you’re reloading for example)!


2. A wave isn’t over until the last zombie is dead. USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE !

- DO NOT KILL the last zombie, leave him alone, go and fix all the barricades before the next wave. Reload every weapon you have, you never know.
- If your health is too low, let the last zombie kill you, and wait until your resuscitate to kill it. Every player can do it, just not all together, otherwise the party is over.


3. Don’t just walk around killing zombies on the map. KEEP YOUR CORNER AND PROTECT IT !

Unless you’re going to grab a crate or need to move because of a quick monster, stay in “your corner” and deal with YOUR “clients”, don’t go on the other side of the map if your teammate doesn’t need you, because you’ll leave your corner unattended. Most of the time, you’ll have to watch 2-3-4 barricades, which isn’t too hard. Kill the zombies who are trying to break in, fix the barricade, kill further, fix, etc.


4. Hard kills are time-consuming, DON’T JUST WALK-IN AND STEAL A KILL !

If your partner has been trying to kill the Devastator for the last 2 minutes and is almost there and doing well, let him have HIS kill. Nothing more exasperating than working hard on the kill, only to have him taken away just before the final blow by some noob who has been doing nothing except collecting crates.


5. Your team needs you. DON’T QUIT THE GAME BECAUSE YOU’RE FRUSTRATED !

No matter how good you are, don’t rage-quit the game! It doesn’t matter if you keep dying, every zombie you kill will help the others. If you leave, your team will have to kill way more zeds.


I’ll add more if I think about other ones.

Those are some guidelines I believe should be respected to get a good multiplayer mood. What do you think?


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Short version for the chat:

1. Fix barricades every time you can.
2. Before killing the last zombie and ending the wave, fix barricades and if needed suicide to get full health.
3. Keep your corner and protect it.
4. Don’t just walk-in and steal a kill.
5. Help until the end.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] GreenElephants (probably the best player EVER) tags along with the Pros and quits UMAG

I’ve decided that I will retire as well. I will never play again. Add my name to the list (almzxn, agozira, aguspal, gummysnacks,janthepolish, chinablue, etc.)

- Allowing guests to be part of the ranked games is idiot, now all we have is real players who just aim at the best players they see, to ruin their stats.

- Nuke is way too easy to use (Noobs will say it’s not obviously).

- Allowing the reset of the stats should be possible 1x, that’s it.

Anyway, this game was funny while the fun lasted.
I will see you in an other life.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] The Blacklist

Originally posted by kartis:
Originally posted by XxDevilxX:

SuperG_uest! lol and Green something? forgot name but his tank is green basilisk most of time :D

Green Elephants. Yes he’s a noob. Regretably he’s on the skill leaderboards. Above me. Maddening. And he still acts like a noob…

Yeah man, I’m a noob. Sorry about that.

Originally posted by one24:

well i have substancial proof that green elephants and the rest of the the guys w/ imaculate ratios have been cheating. they cheat ,they are rarely on and when on, they either double log ,log on with friends that assist them or just basically play less games while claiming they are the best, yet they still cease to beat the best . like the real pros ,on effort boards. may i also add that these ppl have trouble beating me a rookie noob.

Please, let me see the “substancial proof”?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Shotgun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMkZvJuGfP0

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Be a Superman Guest

ChessHawk: Samurai suicided cos they did their best but it wasn’t enough. They had everything to loose.

If you’re a guest and you just mess around, or help legit players, you can’t just go like: it’s my honnour, so I’ll kill myself… You don’t have anything to loose, except that a real player deserved to kill you.

Suiciding should only be done in certain case… But not because you want to save some honour you didn’t deserve, do you see what I’m saying?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Be a Superman Guest

Here are the rules of Supermand Guests:

1. Suiciding
You can suicide only if:
- There are no guests to be killed
- You didn’t kill any legit players
- You help legit players killing guests
- Or if killing legit players conditions were satisfied.

2. Killing legit players
Only if:
- The guy is being an ass about how good he is, and how bad you are
- It’s a player 2 who attacked a player 3, or the other way around
- The guy is trying to team

Do not attack them if:
- They team on Guests, or on you (you’re a guest!): that’s what we, legit players, are supposed to do!
- They tease you cos you’re a guest

3. Statement of Superman Guests:
Please do state at least once in the game:
“I’m Superman”

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] The Nuke...

NUKE RADIUS NEEDS TO BE REDUCED TO THE ACTUAL VISUAL RADIUS.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Be a Superman Guest

Hi guys,
I’ve grown tired of those idiot guests: I mean, almost half of my games now, it’s 3 guests with me. And they just don’t know how to play, or they are what I call:

STATS-RUINER GUESTS

Don’t try to tell me you hate that and that you don’t do it, cos they all are real players who just want to ruin others stats.

Anyway, I’ve decide to play as a Guest, but as a good guest, let me explain:

Your mission:
1. Help legit players against guests
2. No stats-ruining
3. No kill stealing
→ You are basically a Terminator, and guests are Sarah or John Connor.

And you will discover a new dimension to the game: for example, you can just jet-pack on a guest, and then throw the highest and the most vertical impact you can.

Hate guests, kill the guests, be a GUEST.


EDIT:
Here are the rules of Supermand Guests:

1. Suiciding
You can suicide only if:
- There are no guests to be killed
- You didn’t kill any legit players
- You help legit players killing guests

2. Killing legit players
Only if:
- The guy is being an ass about how good he is, and how bad you are
- It’s a player 2 who attacked a player 3, or the other way around
- The guy is trying to team

Do not attack them if:
- They team on Guests: that’s what we, legit players, are supposed to do!
- They tease you cos you’re a guest

3. Statement of Superman Guests:
Please do state at least once in the game:
“I’m Superman”

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Proposed Solution (for guests)

Your title reference is just bad. You don’t joke about that.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Dthdealer and DodgerFans on trial today, for being Meatballs

Originally posted by Dthdealer:
Ive seen this b4 when lil league softball players envy and hate world champion MVP,S

→ That’s an absolute Fail (i mean, come on, softball players, really???) is you’ve seen that before. Oh and looks like you are now a simple meatball, according to article 95c, well done champ!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Dthdealer and DodgerFans on trial today, for being Meatballs

So Shadowhunter, you are the judge.

I have a new piece of evidence which strongly incriminate DodgersFan as being a meatball.

He wrote 4 posts in a row (when he could have clicked Edit). That’s the ultimate proof, if you go to article 95c of the UMAG Penal Code “Meatball”:
___________________
(A) In general:
Whoever:
-posts 4 times in a row
-doesn’t edit his posts
-deny being a meatball when incriminated as such
-try to convict an innocent, without any proof
-is so jealous that they spent a lot of time trying to convince public opinion
shall be considered as a meatball.

(B) Enhanced penalty Whoever, in the commission of any acts described in subsection (A) did use CAPS LOCK in a exaggerated manner will be qualified as a gigantic stinky meatball.
___________________

Ladies and Gentlemen, as you can see, DodgersFans is, according to our Law, a meatball.
Dthdealer is, a “gigantic stinky meatball” (letter B).

There is no denial of that, and we even have absolute proof of their guiltiness.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Dthdealer and DodgerFans on trial today, for being Meatballs

If there was a glitch that would allow cheating, everybody would know it.
There’s no evidence whatsoever of any bad behavior from my part.

On the other hand, we have two meatballs trying to convict an innocent great player, whose only crime was to be better than them.
Those 2 meatballs: DodgersFan and Dthdealer (who btw are the same person) should be on trial today, not GreenElephants, not the best.

I will be arguing that Dthdealer gets some tomato sauce on him, so that we can do some spaghettis with meatballs, and that he gets a new keyboard where the caps lock doesnt exist. His crime is to be a meatball.
My proof? Just read his posts. They are absolute proof that Dthdealer must be acclaimed as a pure meatball, and treated as such.

PS: Johno130, I’m hiring you as my lawyer, what are your fees?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Dthdealer and DodgerFans on trial today, for being Meatballs

Does anybody know what’s wrong with those guys?
They are really weird…

(BTW, as I said before, for the one-shot kill, I played as a guest so that my stats wouldn’t get f***ed up… And what’s with the logging in/out thingy, how could you cheat??? I think you’re being ridiculous, and everybody sees it… Oh and please go buy a new keyboard, yours seems to have the caps lock key broken…)

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Dthdealer and DodgerFans on trial today, for being Meatballs

Zworp, have you read my post? I’m saying “I get it, Candys sponsored the game, they need something special and exclusive. The customable tanks was ideal for this role.”

—> “We don’t care about what we get, we just want something who says “Thank you Kong Alpha Testers”, a symbol, a letter, anything, but SOMETHING.”

Honestly, I think all kong players are thinking the same: we just want to be acknowledged with something different than this stupid list. We (at least I) don’t care about tanks!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Dthdealer and DodgerFans on trial today, for being Meatballs

Originally posted by Dthdealer:

I TOLD U GUYS BEFORE AND I’LL TELL YOU AGAIN GREEN ELEPHANTS IS A SELF WORSHIPING NARCISSUS,HE ONLY WANTS TO HERE HIMSELF YAPP .HE TRULY IS A BULL-SHYT ARTIST AND THINKS THAT HIS LITTLE LOGG IN LOGG OUT TRICK MAKES HIS RATIO CLEANER. HE CLAIMS ALOT BUT ON THE BATTLE FIELD CURLS UP LIKE A CO-DEPENDANT TEAMER, I DONT WANT GO THIS HARD ON HIM BUT HE’S OBVIOUSLY A QUACK.

Hey DTHDEALER, I know you have no life, don’t worry.
I’ll have one thing to say to your stupidities: you are a pure MEATBALL.

(And I’m the fork, you sad little no life duck)

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Dthdealer and DodgerFans on trial today, for being Meatballs

Hey Zworp,
First of all, bravo for this game. You made it, and now it’s complete.

I’ve changed my rating to 1/5 (like it’s gonna change somthing xP).
Why?

Don’t worry I’m not one of those “We want the same tanks as Candys”. I get it, Candys sponsored the game, they need something special and exclusive. The customable tanks was ideal for this role.


BUT: Kongregate users made this happen, you have to agree. They helped you amazingly to improve the game, you made money (I know how Kong works), and it helped you sell the game for a hopefully amazing price (i mean an alpha game that gets in the top is the proof that your game is good!)

You absolutely need to give a little something back to the KONG gamers who basically got the game where it is now.

A simple flashing list of our names is just… Shit. I’m saying it cos it’s true. (And I’m sorry to be rude)

Honestly Zworp, what would it cost to add:
1. An awfully small alpha symbol at the end of the name of Alpha Players (colour bronze lvl 0-50, silver 50-60, gold 60+)

2. Or at least ONE exclusive kong tank: a goat-tank for example (Open Alpha Test who means you can only get it if you play on Kong cos the alpha was only on Kong).

We don’t care about what we get, we just want something who says “Thank you Kong Alpha Testers”, a symbol, a letter, anything, but SOMETHING.

Please answer, and don’t read what people are gonna answer to this post, just my “letter” ;)
Have a good day

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] foggyfog 1 and foggyfog 2