Recent posts by 15man on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / I might get my left hand's pinkie amputated.

okay. . . this is what you need to do.
step one: stop/don’t be(ing) a pussy
step two: chase vodka with jack. smoke weed to clear the taste
step three: using a very sharp kinfe, carefully cut the finger off
step four: empty out the gore out of the pinky. be shure to keep the nail and skin.
step five: make a an some lsd.
step six: fill finger with lsd, use ducktape to close it up. (should hold 50-70 hits)
step seven: use clear tap to put the pinky back on
step eight: sell lsd to a dealer. (and make about $50-$150)
why you might ask? well, How are the cops going to find out? they can’t pat you down and find it!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Halloween: What are you gonna be for it?

drunk off my ass

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ayy

zam, if you lived anyware close by, i would bring you to a bar and get you drunk for free!
for this is cheer worthy!
+1 for life

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DO YOU AGREE with SINGLE SEX schools?

Originally posted by Quilladin206:

Hell no. What happens when they are hitting puberty and still saying boys/girls rule and the opposite?

Originally posted by trollmedic:

The single-sex schools were disabled for a reason: in an enviroment where people of some gender couldn’t fiind members of the opposite one the people will fall in love with the same gender. It was preferable to have mixed schools with the female students getting pregnant than sinlge-gender schools that produces gays.

or they could have a life outside of school. . . even if they go to a single sex school. . . they are free to go out and date.
by 13 or so, you eather have the freedom to hang out after school, or you don’t have the freedom yet to date.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / photoshop time


boom

 
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Topic: Off-topic / photoshop time

i feel like being a idoit in photoshop.
so, ask me to make somthing and i might do it.

my lateist work

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Last thread for us.

Originally posted by Eliens:

You do know im 22 and Elisha is a age no one must know until 2015 and Fluffy is 4 (well in toy age)

also this is the actual last thread from us for now.

what the hell. . . ware do i want to start?
okay, lets do this in order.

1. " im 22 " : in dog years or human?
2. " Elisha " : who?
3. " until 2015 " : why?
4. " Fluffy " : is that a sex doll or just a normal toy? or some kinda dog
5. " is 4 " : why is a sex toy part of your family?
6. " toy age " : are you high?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Amdusias.gif

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your proudest achievement on Kong?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by burntfires22:
Originally posted by 15man:

i have YET to post pony porn. (i’m not counting the people that asked for some)
it eats away at me everyday!
the reason i’m so proud, is do the fact there is so many anti-bronies going around screaming about how bronies are evil and all need to die! so they make fake pony alts and spam porn.
and i’m just siting here makeing dick jokes like everyone else.

DO IT
GIVE ON TO THE PEER PRESSURE
GET BAN’D

His profile pic.

you can’t see the nips or the sex. therefor it’s pg-13.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Women are good for only two things.

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Topic: Off-topic / What is your proudest achievement on Kong?

Originally posted by burntfires22:
Originally posted by 15man:

i have YET to post pony porn. (i’m not counting the people that asked for some)
it eats away at me everyday!
the reason i’m so proud, is do the fact there is so many anti-bronies going around screaming about how bronies are evil and all need to die! so they make fake pony alts and spam porn.
and i’m just siting here makeing dick jokes like everyone else.

DO IT
GIVE ON TO THE PEER PRESSURE
GET BAN’D

but. . .but. . . i love geting drunk and posting here!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >Heather

OH
MAH
JEBUS
BRICE
THAT IS THE CUTEIST NAME FOR A PUMPKIN EVER!
+1

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your proudest achievement on Kong?

i have YET to post pony porn. (i’m not counting the people that asked for some)
it eats away at me everyday!
the reason i’m so proud, is do the fact there is so many anti-bronies going around screaming about how bronies are evil and all need to die! so they make fake pony alts and spam porn.
and i’m just siting here makeing dick jokes like everyone else.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to get banned

+1 to the admins

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

could some one tell me why there is a sudden rise in mlp hate?
i thought everyone stoped careing and moved on to the next thing to hate. .. . . like four or so months ago
but now it’s back to being the cool thing to hate?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how sexist are you

i’m so sexist that you might as well call me a feminazi in a man’s body!
i married a woman ‘cuz i don’t need no man in my life!
i don’t hit female, but ENJOY hiting males,
i’m allways willing to give brest breast exam to check for cancer, but thouse MEN can check themselfs for testicular cancer
man, i should get a tumbler to express myself more.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

the fact you would sell ad space on your profile, proves you understand capitalist ideals.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Team vs A (part 4 of 5)

i don’t know what this is. . . but my vodka is telling me i want to know ware the frist 3 are.
and how it ends.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by Meistheman:

And I’ve almost finished Gurren Lagann! 7 episodes are still ahead of me!

the end will make you sad. . . just a warning

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I couldn't really find an appropriate title.

10/10 would russian with them

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Integrity/Character/Honesty

Integrity: it’s what you think right and worng is. good to have if you want to stay out of jail.

Character: who you are! now many of you may go “eww da’t 15min is a grotya punyfuker.” but you know what. . . it makes me stand out! i mean, how many people could we shove uder “troll” and “idoit who can’t spell anything”. just saying ’yo

Honesty: telling the truth when it matters. for if some one is cheating, people need to know. your wife is wareing a dress that makes her look like betty white, it allways looks nice

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could infect one person with Ebola...

Originally posted by Willdo201:

I would never want to infect anyone else with a potentially deadly disease. As a matter of fact, I would never want to hurt anyone else UNLESS it was to defend myself or my family. Sorry if this answer is boring but, it’s the truth.

go back to bible camp.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your least favorite channel that you frequent/used to frequent.

kinkTV.
it’s the only channle on tv i ever wached.
and don’t call me a prev. . . it has Less sex, drugs, violence and bad words then most tv shows

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could infect one person with Ebola...

a flight attendant

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lets randomly start discussing the Transformers movies here