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Topic: Off-topic / itt: we all act like aggressive chefs (cheves?)

OHH! MAMA ME-A! HOW DARE-A YOU CUT THE NOODLES IN HALF! THE PASTA WILL COME OUT WRONG AND TASTING LIKE PAPA’S SOCKS!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Land of OT

Originally posted by Ethanhead258:
Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

why didnt u put in niggeria

Because, Aguspal already lives in Autist island. You need to find someone else to lead it.

Originally posted by Ethanhead258:

Satan Kingdom
Takes all of The Fire Kingdom region, cuts forward in front of The Holy Land a little more,
Led By: Ethanhead258 (Satan)
Charactentics: Very hot and relaxing. You can watch ROBLOX and illegal immigrants from Autist Island and people coming in from the Sea of Sh*tposts burn in your backyard!
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Originally posted by Ethanhead258:
Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

why didnt u put in niggeria


Because, Aguspal already lives in Autist island. You need to find someone else to lead it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the land of ot

well. . .it looks like holy took my job away. . .allright. . .
so i’m going to lock this thread and let him remake it if he wants.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how do u pronounce z

Originally posted by James146:
Originally posted by 15man:

it makes a “S” sound to me
i say Blizzard as “bul-iss-rd” (rd as in 3rd)
i say zoo “s-oo”
i say zebra as “se-e-brah”

You are pronouncing z like the “ss” part of “hiss”

that’s a better way to put it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how do u pronounce z

it makes a “S” sound to me
i say Blizzard as “bul-iss-rd” (rd as in 3rd)
i say zoo “s-oo”
i say zebra as “se-e-brah”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Rant Thread

I fucking HATE that people don’t care about the past!
Today at work, i had the misfortune and sinful job to turn 30 “Apple II”‘s into modern computers. and it just killed me to rip them apart and throw the peaces away. i felt like i was murdering a chunk of history!
i even asked if i can print the body! for i was going to have to replace the screen anyways. . .but no. . . "i want them to have that “used” feel to them!"
i know apple 2 aren’t the rarest old computer. . . but it’s still pc history! this was the first home computer that took off! and i could spend hours talking about the history of this bad boy!
but. . .people don’t care. . .people want what’s “new” what’s coming up next. . .blah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what should i do with my bud light?

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by TheQuietGamer:
Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by TheQuietGamer:

Definitely sell it to some kids who are wanting to drink for the first time. If it’s as bad as you say then the kids will learn a valuable lesson and maybe never try alcohol again. You could really do some good and make some cash along the way.

And risk going to jail since giving alcohol to minors is illegal!

And so is doing certain drugs which, if his posts are to be believed, is something he does openly. It’s not like he isn’t already taking a risk that could land him in jail if that’s the case. This one just has the chance to do some good.

i would just like to take this time to say 99.5% of the things i say on ot are full of shit and just ment for lols

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Give it to somebody who does you a favour.

but that feels worng. . .
-
anyways.
the bud light is gone now

Hey he might have done the same to you with those bud lights.

no, he was a good dude. . . he gave me 20 bottles and 30 can’s
and just four bottles happend to be be bud light

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what should i do with my bud light?

Originally posted by TheQuietGamer:
Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by TheQuietGamer:

Definitely sell it to some kids who are wanting to drink for the first time. If it’s as bad as you say then the kids will learn a valuable lesson and maybe never try alcohol again. You could really do some good and make some cash along the way.

And risk going to jail since giving alcohol to minors is illegal!

And so is doing certain drugs which, if his posts are to be believed, is something he does openly. It’s not like he isn’t already taking a risk that could land him in jail if that’s the case. This one just has the chance to do some good.

i would just like to take this time to say 99.5% of the things i say on ot are full of shit and just ment for lols

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Give it to somebody who does you a favour.

but that feels worng. . .
-
anyways.
the bud light is gone now

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what should i do with my bud light?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

  1. Develop a piss drinking fetish
  2. Drink it

i could never hate myself enough to drink bud light

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if you woke up with hooves for hands and feet?

this is 2016, you can get robot hands that work like real ones
yeah there kinda slow, and clunky.
but there way better then hooves

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Introduction Thread

Originally posted by Mayim:

Kongregate Name: mayim

Age: 16

Location: Dudley, England

Female/Male: Female

Online Gaming History: Well what can you say, Im not a huge gamer, no steam or consoles. Ive come back to this site out of puuure boredom, does imvu count?

What types of games do you like: Idles, Objective and Puzzles, music catch is gonna be my favourite game forever

How did you find out about Kongregate: searching for games of course lol:p toss the turtle

nice2meetuall

run as far from ot as you can
RUN
RUN
IT WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR SOUL!
THE VORTEX WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man offers you 3 pills

i would say pill 2
for how much “control” do you really have over your dick?
it gets hard when it see hot chicks and sexy furries and when ever it feels like.
and it’s soft the rest of the time.
so it feels like
“take this pill and get a 2 foot dick free of charge”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Please bring back the spamfilter

i say we put it at full force
start with me and rampage through ot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I guess mods do not want us to have fun. Just because you guys did not like the thread does not mean that you had to lock it.

Originally posted by MaginManiac7:

I still really, really, want to delete that thread.

i say do it.
if you’re going to make everyone hate you
do right

 
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Topic: Off-topic / RUUDILUCA!!!! >:C

thanks rud!
thanks for ruining a part of ot history!
thanks for ruining a thread we all loved to post in
thanks cunt

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Heart Attack Grill

people have died from eating there. but thouse people are like smokers and eat there alot
in the same way people die from smokeing.
people don’t just cough up a lung mid cig and die
and people don’t die mid mega burger
they die from heath issues caused by being a idiot.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I was at PAX

Originally posted by visitor6666:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by visitor6666:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by visitor6666:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by visitor6666:

Did you get a pic of an_alt?

but he’s to fat to even get in a panoramic photo!

He? You still believe that meme? Why do you have a hard time believing that females also use the Internet??

i don’t want to degrade females down to it’s level.
so, to make sure i don’t have to associate females with anything that fucking hideous
i call him a guy

Wait did you actually graduate High School?

nope, dropped out to smoke weed EVERA DAY!
20/4
BLAZE IT

No, but seriously are you trying to shoot yourself in the foot deliberately? At least get a fucking GED or learn a trade or something, you literally have no excuse to not try and better your outcome for the future. ~90% of jobs require a HS Diploma at the bare minimum and by the time widespread automation rolls around and is implemented in all low-skilled sectors you’re going to be fucked.

sir. . .
do people call you a “genius” a lot. . .
for i’m not being serious about any of this. . .

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm having a chocolate brownie pizza for dinner

i am somewhat jelly
for that dose sound fucking good

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I was at PAX

Originally posted by visitor6666:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by visitor6666:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by visitor6666:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by visitor6666:

Did you get a pic of an_alt?

but he’s to fat to even get in a panoramic photo!

He? You still believe that meme? Why do you have a hard time believing that females also use the Internet??

i don’t want to degrade females down to it’s level.
so, to make sure i don’t have to associate females with anything that fucking hideous
i call him a guy

Wait did you actually graduate High School?

nope, dropped out to smoke weed EVERA DAY!
20/4
BLAZE IT

Good lord an actual NEET.

D:
i’m not a neet
my job is to help mommy with chores!
i take out the trash AND mow the lawn
i work harder then normie pleb

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I was at PAX

Originally posted by visitor6666:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by visitor6666:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by visitor6666:

Did you get a pic of an_alt?

but he’s to fat to even get in a panoramic photo!

He? You still believe that meme? Why do you have a hard time believing that females also use the Internet??

i don’t want to degrade females down to it’s level.
so, to make sure i don’t have to associate females with anything that fucking hideous
i call him a guy

Wait did you actually graduate High School?

nope, dropped out to smoke weed EVERA DAY!
20/4
BLAZE IT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A wild Trigglypuff appeared!

i would check my privilege and move on

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I was at PAX

Originally posted by visitor6666:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by visitor6666:

Did you get a pic of an_alt?

but he’s to fat to even get in a panoramic photo!

He? You still believe that meme? Why do you have a hard time believing that females also use the Internet??

i don’t want to degrade females down to it’s level.
so, to make sure i don’t have to associate females with anything that fucking hideous
i call him a guy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I was at PAX

Originally posted by visitor6666:

Did you get a pic of an_alt?

but he’s to fat to even get in a panoramic photo!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The best OTers are always commonly described by three letters

i’m so swag people just call me 15
yeah
take that 3 letter faggots

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Late, on time or early?

for somthing that matters= 5 min early
for somthing that dosen’t=15 min late