Recent posts by 15man on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / something you had as a child and can't get rid of

my old knife. i got it when i was born and to this day i still use it.
even if it is covered in blood and god know’s what

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Search '[your name] the Hedgehog' and post results.


i hope who ever made this has autism.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so i might light myself on fire soon

so my local chruch wants to “bathtise me, to see if it will clear my satanic soul and trun me into a good person” i don’t know how they think that will change a satanic asshole furry, but what ever
i keep telling them no, but they keep coming to my door every week.
so i thought, “i should do it, but rig my outfit to cauch fire when they poor holy watter over me! i’d get a good laugh and a reason to be naked infront of a chruch!”
but i realy don’t know how it all gose down. ex, do i need to be nude? will i be dunked into a huge pool? ect.
so OT, what do you think? should i try it?
or better yet, do you have any better ideas?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / kongregate is a great place

Originally posted by No_OneCares:

everyone is awesome
the awesome things about kong
1. the people are awesome

LOL NO

 
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Topic: Off-topic / do u smoke?

i smoke cigs, cigars, sheisha, weed*, and e-cigs. i wish i could puch the loser that offered me that frist cig IN THE DICK.
(*only when i can the house to myself)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your opinion on PewDiePie?

he needs to shave

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Will dogs one day overthrow humans?

god damn it.
he’s high on his unknown drug and posting.

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / What should be OT's mascot?

OT’s mascost should be a portal to madness and downs

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Will I take over OT?

are you going to overthrow the city’s dump next?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Looks like I've become more vulgar lately, again

i will get the bar of soap.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If TardiGrade asked if you wanted to get married, would you marry Tardigrade?

i wish i could.
but you can only be married to one person at a time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / At what age did you outgrow bunnies?

i have yet to do so.
they still have that nice soft meat.
drolls

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Games you are in the middle of playing?

skyrim
serious sam 3
mlp double the fun
chrome
far cry 2

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Anti-Psychiatry Thread

Originally posted by urFEAR:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

oh my god what a fucking loser wtf is wrong with you
I nominate cokoru (Mr_Psychologist) for the title of Supreme Faggot of OT

I think you should nominate yourself for Supreme Faggot of OT.

#irony

 
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Topic: Off-topic / W͏́͟ę̶̶̴̢è̸͠è͟͡e̡̕҉̕e̵̛̛͜͝e ̢̧̛͟͠l̴̴̨͜a̵a̡͢͞a̧͞a̴҉͞a҉̶̶̷̀a ̢͜͢͝͡h͢͡!̧̧1̛҉́!̶̀̀1̧̕͏

aww. . how cute.
some one is trying to be cool on the internet useing somthing they found!
lets all come togather to call him a faggit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Unofficial Niceman fanfic thread.

inb4threadgetsnopostsfornicemanisadick

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BUNNIES ARE JSUT DOMESTICATED RATS

you know. . . rabbit is some realy good meat.
to bad you get so little

 

Topic: Off-topic / Official Niceman fanfic thread

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Topic: Off-topic / Complete This Sentence

how to be lazy and have fun

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i need to buy a ship cannon

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

Good lucking finding cannons.

Good luck finding cannon balls.

Good luck installing them into your car.

hey, you,
yeah you.
FUCK YOU
ware i can get cannons
http://www.cannonsuperstore.com/ironcannons.htm
http://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-OLD-BRASS-SHIP-SIGNAL-CANNON-MODEL-PATINA-13-Long-Weight-8-3-pounds-/201147234193?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2ed54f3791

ware i can get cannon balls
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CIVIL-WAR-ARTILLERY-CONFEDERATE-6-4-INCH-HARDING-SHELL-CHARLESTON-SOUTH-CAROLINA/151109231008?trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D24189%26meid%3Df8a26700f3bd48c7a9fdeab2cc29c409%26pid%3D100009%26prg%3D10283%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D161304051730
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CIVIL-WAR-UNION-ARTILLERY-6-POUNDER-CANNON-BALL-WITH-BORMANN-FUSE-CORINTH-MS/151048414768?
trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&
trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D24189%26meid%3Df8a26700f3bd48c7a9fdeab2cc29c409%26pid%3D100009%26prg%3D10283%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D161304051730

how am going to put it in my car?

i weld the cannons into the door so they stick out.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i need to buy a ship cannon

i’m getting real tired of people just blasting their music in their cars.
so i’m thinking about buying one to three ship cannons and puting them in my car, so i can drive up next to them and blast them away.
good idea? the answer is yes, but why?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What technological devices do you have?

two pc’s
a labtop
a work labtop
a cellphone
a meth lab
a drawing tablet
one “mega fuckton” of consoles
and it wouldn’t be a post by me if i didn’t add dildo’s. four.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Most brutal thing you have seen someone do?

Originally posted by pig5:

Most brutal thing ever? Hmmmmmm? We’ll there many incidents, so I’ll just tell You one I just had to pop this cop bac in oak town for not giving me my props. 213 baby lbc all day represent

if you’re talking about oakland ca. . . i’m going to hunt you down and kill you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Most brutal thing you have seen someone do?

when i was around six years old i saw my frind get killed by a bear.
with one swing his head was open.