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Topic: Off-topic / I hope ebola kills like a billion people that aren't me or anyone I care about

Originally posted by CombatExclaim:

There’s seven billion people in the world, and you care about none of them. Imagine how cool it’d be if like .001% of the world’s population survived the Ebola epidemic.

you would have to say goodby to not haveing to grow your own food, tv, internet, powerplants.
sounds like hell

 
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Topic: Off-topic / tell a life story!

ITT: tell a life story
i will start it off.
when i was younger (about 18) i was bumming around newyork. now, at the time i had even worse English and could barely hold a conversion. when i saw this chick holding up a sing about how we are all going to hell and we need Jesse. . . i didn’t really care and i tired to walk past her, but she said something like “you there! are you going to heaven?” so i look over and go “no. . . me and Satan are friends” and she just flips out! screaming about how Satan is the worst thing in the world and I’m going to suffer for all time. and i did the smartest thing i could of done at the time and said “lady lady. . . you need lots of vodka and maybe a good poking yes? if you let me do it i buy drinks! you get all stress out and drunk! and i get drunk and do the poking! good deal yes?” and then things go weird. . . she starts screaming at me saying things like i was the antichrist and i was trying to rape her. i thought about just running away, but she started hinting me with the sing. the sing had a peace of wood in the back so it hurt. logically i grabbed the sing, which caused her to scream, drop the sing and pull out a tazer gun. at the time. . . i thought it was some crazy pistol, so with out thinking i tired to slap it out of her hand. only to get tazed. . . and sent to jail. though! i didn’t get conviced of anything

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been slapped by a girl?

Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by 15man:

i’ve been slaped by girls.
puched,
kicked in the balls,
pepper sprayed in the face
tazer guned in the arm.
moral of the story.
them bich’s in the usa be crazy

You should tell us ur adventures

i would need a whole thread for that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Could the WORLD EVER go murder free for the day?

Originally posted by Legislated:

Sure, just give everyone a decent quality of life, education, and healthcare, and introduce an Icelandic justice system worldwide. Nobody would ever need to murder anyone.

what about the people who love to see the life drained out of people eyes and climax when they reach out for help only to run out of energy and die.
aka the Muslims

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Icebomb45

when the lsd wares off, you find yourself in crazy places

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been slapped by a girl?

i’ve been slaped by girls.
puched,
kicked in the balls,
pepper sprayed in the face
tazer guned in the arm.
moral of the story.
them bich’s in the usa be crazy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tolerance

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by 15man:

i don’t see russia on this list. . .
so i’m going to assume there # 82 and say yes

I think you are reading it wrong.

if being 82 means there the most intolerant people in the world, then i’m not

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tolerance

i don’t see russia on this list. . .
so i’m going to assume there # 82 and say yes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the ANYTHING above you (1-5 stars)

5/5 would farm
black metal

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 9th of January: International Toddler Appreciation Day

Originally posted by DennisKainz:

The 9th of January, my birthday, everybody chooses a toddler, the one with the cutest face, and learns to appreciate him/her. The adult listens to all the stories the toddler tells, plays with him, learns what are the toddler’s interests and fulfills all of his/her wishes, as far as humanly possible. In the end, the adult says to the toddler: “I really enjoyed your company”, and kisses the toddler on the forehead.

Consider this idea.

Love from, Dennis.

i have to do most of this every day. . . why make a whole day about it?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you rather

well. . . retarded just means “less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one’s age.” or “very foolish or stupid.”
so if you don’t lift. you’re retarded.
if you can’t talk to females/males. you’re retarded
so sing me up for retarded.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many posts does it take to be considered cool?

no no, it’s how uncool you are!
at 0 posts, you are cool!
at 100, your a little nerdy
at 1,000 you are uncooll
at 3,000+ you are a virgen for life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE OFFICIAL OT RAP BATTLE THHREAD v14.88

why am i “zhs0” and not 15man?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the only honest guy i ever dated recently dumped me...

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

Send me nudes.

fix’ed

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE OFFICIAL OT RAP BATTLE THHREAD v14.88

name: nEonaZi
If all these black people can say how bad “whity” is and call themselfs nigga’s. then so i can i!
it’s time for the aryan race to show it’s getto grace!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So, why did Adobe Flash Player discontinued Flash Support for phones?

if you ask me. . .
I HATE FLASH WITH A BURNING FLAME THAT COULD BRUN DOWN WORLDS!
why?
1. it’s unstable as hell. when handling high datta flies (hd movies, big games) flash has a high risk of crashing.
2. i could slap more vurises into a flash game then i can slap a femmeist jew.
3. it’s realy geting old. from what i hear, htm5 and flash realy don’t worktogther.
so in short.
it was a good move

 
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Topic: Off-topic / hi im back

your avi is too small to fap to.
you should of never came back.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Are you realy as rich as you think?

Originally posted by Fernet07:

You can do the CPI correctly by taking the original price of a lemonade stand and the current price.
Your welcome
Or to be more accurate average out the prices for all of the investments

i did’nt think of that. . .
but this a fail thread so i don’t think i will update op.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Are you realy as rich as you think?

So, i just hit onenonillion dollars! but that made me think of something “wait. . . isn’t there only about six hundred billion in the USA?”. well i looked it up and the USA has about 10.5 trillion! i was a little off.
Anyways, that still means i have quite alot more money then the USA has, meaning inflation is going to ruin me!
now i tired to look up how to finely calculate inflation. but long story short, you need data from two points of time on the “Consumer Price Index”
(note *if you have a better way to calculate this, let me know and i will update the op)
now, seeing how i don’t have the numbers, I’m going to assume three things, that $105,000,000 of newly printed money equals 1% inflation, game time is “real life” time. (it’s a stretch but the game hasn’t added a way to tell) and do to how rich you are, all newly printed money goes to you.
so lets do onenonillion or $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
now 105,000,000 goes into onenonillion about (rounding down) 19047619 times. so $1 now would be $19047619 then
so the normal cost of living (let’s say $50,000 a year?) would be about $9,523,809,750,000
do you still feel rich?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What if the whole of OT was 1 person, who would be that one person?

Squidward dosn’t spew out nonsense and call people figits.
i think tupac is better.
once awsome and doing realy well.
now it’s dead and realy nasty to look at.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pet Peeves

when people say “the inverted cross was stolen from st. peter! it’s not a real satanic symbol!”
yes, peter did die on a inverted cross. . .
it’s also (this is crazy. . . but a symbol can have more then one meaning!) the correct way of aligning the chakras in most satanic practices.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / do u LOVE CROWS???? :>

not on there own. . . .
if you add stuffing of duck meat, THEN i love crows!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

i miss the days this was one of the most ative threads on kong.
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Topic: Off-topic / tactic to spam dashnet

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Topic: Off-topic / once more Obama ruins my dreams

Originally posted by dias17se:

i need ten!
TEN BARRLES DAMN IT

Buy a minigun fgt.

obama won’t let me have one in city limets.
plus with a warm up time, it’s not that good. i need a gun that will efficiently defend me