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Topic: Off-topic / If you could infect one person with Ebola...

Originally posted by Willdo201:

I would never want to infect anyone else with a potentially deadly disease. As a matter of fact, I would never want to hurt anyone else UNLESS it was to defend myself or my family. Sorry if this answer is boring but, it’s the truth.

go back to bible camp.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your least favorite channel that you frequent/used to frequent.

kinkTV.
it’s the only channle on tv i ever wached.
and don’t call me a prev. . . it has Less sex, drugs, violence and bad words then most tv shows

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could infect one person with Ebola...

a flight attendant

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lets randomly start discussing the Transformers movies here

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000 Ways to get kicked out of a library

542: loudly shitpost on kong

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why are pandas awesome?

i like that there cute as hell, so people forgot that’s it’s a fucking 300 pound bear that can kill you with one swing of it’s arm.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you sit or stand to pee?

i don’t want to hurt the poor kids by siting on them so i stand like a man

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cry with me.

that made feel so sad i had put on linkin park and cut my wrists.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why there got to be more dickhead every where -.-

it’s not that there is more assholes per say.
it’s more “as you get older you meet new people”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Thread nomination/competition hype

Originally posted by Caravine:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by Caravine:
Originally posted by 15man:

what do we win?
if i don’t get a blow up doll of futterhsy i see no point in trying

I actually have a reward to whoever created the winning thread. It’s actually worth some money, and is a nice reward. if I can contact them, they’ll recieve it through mail.

Make it a platinum dildo.

I was actually going to consider that. Buit it will be something, a gift made by me personally, and I know the winner will enjoy.

a soild gold dildio?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Thread nomination/competition hype

what do we win?
if i don’t get a blow up doll of futterhsy i see no point in trying

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This girl added me on Steam

send her dick pic’s.
at best she will fall in love at your size.
at worse you can ask her during court.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what a time to be alive.

so, i found out there is a way to inject marijuana and get high from it not that i’m going to try it
ITT: talk about why you love to live in this day and age.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Plans for 2015

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Topic: Off-topic / How do YOU feel when you lose an internet argument??

i feel like i need to open a 9th beer.
for i have to drunk as hell to get into one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What´s your walmart favorite section ?

the toys, i can allways find some fine younge thing i can swipe for a date.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Close your eyes...

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hope ebola kills like a billion people that aren't me or anyone I care about

Originally posted by CombatExclaim:

There’s seven billion people in the world, and you care about none of them. Imagine how cool it’d be if like .001% of the world’s population survived the Ebola epidemic.

you would have to say goodby to not haveing to grow your own food, tv, internet, powerplants.
sounds like hell

 
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Topic: Off-topic / tell a life story!

ITT: tell a life story
i will start it off.
when i was younger (about 18) i was bumming around newyork. now, at the time i had even worse English and could barely hold a conversion. when i saw this chick holding up a sing about how we are all going to hell and we need Jesse. . . i didn’t really care and i tired to walk past her, but she said something like “you there! are you going to heaven?” so i look over and go “no. . . me and Satan are friends” and she just flips out! screaming about how Satan is the worst thing in the world and I’m going to suffer for all time. and i did the smartest thing i could of done at the time and said “lady lady. . . you need lots of vodka and maybe a good poking yes? if you let me do it i buy drinks! you get all stress out and drunk! and i get drunk and do the poking! good deal yes?” and then things go weird. . . she starts screaming at me saying things like i was the antichrist and i was trying to rape her. i thought about just running away, but she started hinting me with the sing. the sing had a peace of wood in the back so it hurt. logically i grabbed the sing, which caused her to scream, drop the sing and pull out a tazer gun. at the time. . . i thought it was some crazy pistol, so with out thinking i tired to slap it out of her hand. only to get tazed. . . and sent to jail. though! i didn’t get conviced of anything

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been slapped by a girl?

Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by 15man:

i’ve been slaped by girls.
puched,
kicked in the balls,
pepper sprayed in the face
tazer guned in the arm.
moral of the story.
them bich’s in the usa be crazy

You should tell us ur adventures

i would need a whole thread for that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Could the WORLD EVER go murder free for the day?

Originally posted by Legislated:

Sure, just give everyone a decent quality of life, education, and healthcare, and introduce an Icelandic justice system worldwide. Nobody would ever need to murder anyone.

what about the people who love to see the life drained out of people eyes and climax when they reach out for help only to run out of energy and die.
aka the Muslims

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Icebomb45

when the lsd wares off, you find yourself in crazy places

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been slapped by a girl?

i’ve been slaped by girls.
puched,
kicked in the balls,
pepper sprayed in the face
tazer guned in the arm.
moral of the story.
them bich’s in the usa be crazy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tolerance

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by 15man:

i don’t see russia on this list. . .
so i’m going to assume there # 82 and say yes

I think you are reading it wrong.

if being 82 means there the most intolerant people in the world, then i’m not

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tolerance

i don’t see russia on this list. . .
so i’m going to assume there # 82 and say yes