Recent posts by 15man on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / The OFFICIAL "cntrl + V IT!" thread.

gang raped by ponies in hell, just say yes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

name: 15man
Posts:2362
time: 3:21 PM

well, I’m probably going to end up like a fair amount of others who post on a Kong for a time, leaves, and no one gives a flying fuck about it!
the issue is. . . I’m content with that. just five hours ago my two little babies were born, and the way i act. . . doesn’t show i will raise them right. And that doesn’t make me feel warm and cozy inside.
so, between not getting any sleep from crying babies and not posting on OT, I’m hopeing i can whip myself into shape for this and turn them into something better then i was.
so goodbye OT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT Discuss ovnis/ufos/aliens!

what is a “OVNIS
and why do i want them dead.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Discuss how you can call someone a fucking asshole dickface but not a fag.

zam, i love how fast you went into a hisyfit about this issue.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Discuss paloofalanjy and stien.

it’s not what it used to be, needs to go back to how it was in the good old days

 
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Topic: Off-topic / post ur kik usernames :D (if u have kik)

Originally posted by oliverlolface:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:

wtas kiik

An app for ur phone/tablet. U can send eachother messages instead of getting their phone number & having 2 pay 4 it :D

it’s also ware all the whore thirteen year olds come to gather in a combined effort to sterilize very idea of “hope” for them.
and to get laid.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?

i once got so drunk i woke up in a different state.
what makes it weird is that i didn’t take the buss or anything.
i fucking drove that far with out being pulled over.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ok thnz r gettin 2 much

Originally posted by nowaitforme102:

The 2 above posters have no grammar whatsoever

The the above three posters, have zero grammar whatsoever.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what would OT be like if the mods enforced the rules?

Originally posted by nowaitforme102:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

The same.

#irony

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what would OT be like if the mods enforced the rules?

1. Don’t be a jerk. Embrace this concept, young grasshopper, and the rest of life’s difficulties will fall into place. We know it’s a bit Golden Rule-y, but treating others the way you’d like to be treated is a pretty good recipe for a pleasant chat experience. We know you can’t keep everyone happy forever and ever, just don’t purposely set out to disrupt chat.

2. Don’t harass others. If you find yourself harassing another user based on race, sexuality, religion, or nationality, just stop for a moment. No matter what you believe or what has happened to you, it’s never okay to insult others. No, not even self-defense justifies it, or the fact that the object of your harassment “really is a total poo face, I swear.” If what you have to say is not civil, just don’t say it.

5.Don’t spam. And no, excessive caps aren’t okay either. In chat, spam can mean all sorts of things, including repeatedly sending the same message over and over or large chunks of completely irrelevant text, so think about the relevance of what you’re posting before you post it. And please, don’t spam in game comments or forums, either. We know you’re happy you got the first comment and we know that quote pyramids are strangely entrancing, but there’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s really not here or now. We promise.

think about how often these three rules followed, or better yet, enforced?
well, if you need a way to understand how bad it is, last night i took a shot of Budweiser every time i saw one of the tree broken.
i was drunk by page four.

so what do you think? what would OT be like if all the troll/mean posts were removed?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Make a FAQ about yourself!

Q: What is your favorite video game?
A: half life
Q: how often to do you fap to ponies?
A: FAP FAP FAP Oh. . .Fulltershy you whore fap fap fap
Q: what do you do in your spare time?
A: i like to find new and crazy ways to get drunk. and high. . . and drunk high. when i can’t do that, i read manga
A: yes i can
Q: can you read mi- wait what?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and you are A CROW :>>>>

I’d get to kong,
give myself some type of lame name
rolloerhumanster!
waste all my time trolling about humans.
always make shit posts.
spam “no humans” to raise the post count on a alt that’s going to get banned.
and never do anything of value in this life.

the life of a crow.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Black people re-enslaved

I’m against it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I was just going through random people on the wiki just to forget them later and I found this guy:

i wish i had a mighty bread like that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Yes or No

Originally posted by aguspal:

The real question here is, how long will this thread survive?
I sometimes wonder if Slots re

Locks the threads by his own decition or if he only does it when the higher ups tell h to…

he has the power to lock any thread he wants.
when he wants.
how he wants.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Love is like a fart

love is like a fart.
your love your own but hate every one else’s.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Flappy Bird is being taken down

what the hell is this “flappy bird”
and why is this news.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if you woke up and you were the opposite color skin

Originally posted by stalinshammer:

HAHAHAHA! In the glorious country of Russia there is no opposite to RED, all others will be killed and the blood of their friend and family will water the soil in front of the Kremlin

Russians are white. .
you need sunlight to get skin shade.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mustard or Ketchup?

Ketchup, i like the idea of putting my frys in a smoothy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fave kind of ads?

the ones my ad block won’t let me see.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Its raining where I live complete with hail and everything

the last time i saw rain was over three years ago.
i loved it! water prof jacket and pants, mp3 with good sad music. and you have the best walk ever.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Originally posted by Caravine:
Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

Is a corn dog~ Also one of the OTers I like.

Good at 8bit.

you are the very best, like no one ever was.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 250th post spectacular!

that’s hot
10/10

 
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Topic: Off-topic / there are no animes ABOUT CROWS

what about a amine with talking birds. . . and one of them is crow?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Umm

Originally posted by Heatblast1:

I’M AT THE TRAIN STATION AND I’M HIDING HERE FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR. IF THE PIGS R STILL THERE THEN I’M SLEEPING AT THE TRAIN STATION. YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW HOW SCARY THIS IS.

Heatblast1: running from the cops l0l #scared #ahgwad #sendhelp