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Topic: Off-topic / Yay I turned 21 today.

Now I can feel smug about my country’s low drinking age once again, huzzah!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is my quoting annoying to you?? (informative thread + cell phone thread)

I think it’s rather irritating, having a post improperly placed. I mean I’ve posted from a phone before, and moving the text cursor to below the quoted post isn’t that hard to do. Personally I’d love it if you posted correctly, but then again I’d also love it if you made a decent thread for once.

Originally posted by aguspal:

Well yeah just asking if you think its annoying the fact that whith my cell phone when I quote somebody it starts to write abdove the quoted posts so yeah it dosnt affects me personally but idk about everyone else.


I also wanted to clarifc why I do it. Its my cell phone gimmick not me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You decide what the above user has to fap to

This recent influx of masturbation threads is what’s keeping my therapist in employment.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is 4chan racism just a big joke?

Please note: 4chan is not a single entity, racism is more widespread on boards such as /b/ and /pol/, and the level of tolerance towards racism varies on each board. It is believed the ‘Zim Zam’ meme has reached such status that it is primarily used in an ironic context.

This has been a public service annoucement from Reddit Presidency 2016, thank you for listening.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is there a word for when...

I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘Necrophilia’ which is the sexual attraction to dead bodies.
Someone who has sex with dead bodies is called a ‘Necrophiliac.’


Originally posted by spookyskeleton:

Also can you get a corpse pregnant?

No, you cannot as the body has already shutdown.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ppl werin glasses r DORKZ

Hey, I wear glasses…

I suggest when browsing for frames you get something stylish, something that suits you so it goes with your image (physical and otherwise), a dorky style is easy to avoid if you know what you’re looking for.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Good times in TC

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Topic: Off-topic / Good times in TC

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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

Pfffttt. Join us pls

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Smartphones Should Be Illegal

TL;DR Rolby wants to ban smartphones because they’re in the way of him creeping out females.

Imagine that, being cockblocked by something bigger than the average cock.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / watching movie

what u watchin nigga?


Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

Which movie are you watching?

nigga u fukin ninja me?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Disneys new movie, Frozen, is getting promoted too much!

Even for someone from New Zealand, this is some bad use of logic.

First off, Frozen is a great movie.
Second, promotion is how products get sold, Disney just so happens to be able to afford to push their product whenever and however they want, resulting in what you believe to be “over promotion.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to be a social justice warrior

Originally posted by Peccancy:

Her replying the way she is is more likely to cause him to carry on than leaving him be is.

It’s why we need better mods.
But Hope is being educational, so bleh.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to be a social justice warrior

Originally posted by Peccancy:

Bunneh, why are you even bothering with replying seriously to Mafefe?

Because stupidity left alone is stupidity that breeds.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I HAVE AN IDEA HOW TO MAKE OT BETTER

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:

would attract too many pseudo intellectuals

Yeah that’s what we want. Even if we hate them, it’s still funny to read their fedorable posts.

tips trillby

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

6/10

While the rich aesthetic frame Akita built around the term had been crucial for its growth as a genre and for his own frame, he told me that he had abandoned the name.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT is not like it used to be!

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

is to much worse then to little?

Is too much.

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

I am getting way to old for the forums


Times change grandpa, get with it instead of living with the past. This is how forums work now, we insult each other and make half-assed topics.

I miss the good old days when we’d insult each other and make half-assed topics, but alas we’ll never get those days back.

 

Topic: Off-topic / You accidentally masturbate all over a kitten in the real life

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Topic: Off-topic / Oh my god what the fuck did i just listen to

Originally posted by clumpy:

Stupid plebeians can’t handle metal, then they complain about it. Just don’t listen to it then dumbass.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Oh my god what the fuck did i just listen to

Originally posted by espace390:

It’s basically dubstep before it becomes dubstep.

I’m pretty sure OP did not listen to future garage.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do girls get piercings?

TIL: Zam’s, Gears’ and Zachary’s taste in women is objective and applies to the entire world population.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Man High On Meth Fights Off 15 Cops While Masturbating

I heard he beat off 15 cops.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Oh my god what the fuck did i just listen to

Originally posted by Aldir:

babby’s first grindcore

They’re actually closer to harsh noise than grindcore

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Oh my god what the fuck did i just listen to

Originally posted by Heatblast1:

and oh my god how is it even music.

All aboard the philosophy train!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Disney Princess

Best Disney Princess.