Recent posts by HappyAlcoholic on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Singular events in recent history worse than 9/11

Lux got buffed.
Literally worse than the Holocaust.

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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Avatar Wall

The first avatar wall from years ago seems to have vanished, so you might as well add my avatar to this one.

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Topic: Off-topic / OT family tree

I’ve always been the frisky-handed alcoholic Uncle Joe.

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Topic: Off-topic / OT. Our forum is being invaded by teenage women. We need to get rid of them immediately.

Lay a good, hard pimphand on them.
Keep them down and in their place.

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Topic: Kongregate / make a forum thats only for ppl lvl 40 and above

All the shittiest posters are level forty or above, though.

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Describe your personality with one picture

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Topic: Off-topic / If you could give any OTer a gift, what would you get them?

Anal lubricant.
Anal lubricant for everyone.

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you have any physical scars?

Only the ones in my face.
I was born with a cleft lip and palate, so I still have the scars from that.

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you "learned" any swear words from OT?

“Shuck” is probably the worst word I’ve learned from Off-Topic.

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Topic: Off-topic / Did/do your parents allow you to say swear words?

My parents were pretty apathetic, so they never really cared about what I said or did.
Given that I’ve been drinking since I was four, they probably didn’t exactly have the best judgement.

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Topic: Off-topic / Is sexual orientation a choice?

Depends on the individual.
For some, it’s natural.
For others, it’s a preference.

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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe what you're looking forward to

I’m looking forward to various upcoming movies.
I’m looking forward to buying the final things I need for my house.
I’m looking forward to seeking a partner.
I’m looking forward to further promotions at work.

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Topic: Off-topic / Are you here to be liked?

Yes, your opinions matter to me.

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Topic: Off-topic / OT HUNGER GAMES!

Originally posted by Sindyctive:

This was strangely amusing to read.

So much strangling though.

Originally posted by Nicemaim555:

im gonna be straight with you

most of these shits are either newfags or randys

Does it really matter? Does everything have to turn into a popularity contest?

If you have to ask, you haven’t spent much time in Off-Topic.

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Topic: Off-topic / You are pimping out the moderators of Kongregate.

Who is your bottom bitch, and why?

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Topic: Off-topic / So the day OT ends where will be migrate to?

I hope you all move to Serious Discussion.
The buttrage on both sides would be glorious.

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by occooa:

How old do I actually look, regardless of the jokes? I wanna know if I can get into a bar.

In that photo up there?
Like, seven.
I wouldn’t let you in to a bar, regardless of your actual age :P

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Age Thread

I joined Kongregate when I was nineteen.
I’m going to be twenty seven this year.


Topic: Off-topic / I was only nine years old.

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Topic: Off-topic / My crazy bosnian roommate

Is you moving out an option?
Or finding somewhere else he can live?

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Topic: Off-topic / Think of any color before entering this thread

So nothing’s really changed for me, then.

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think its ever okay to hit a WOMEN?

Whether the answer is yes or no, both answers are inherently sexist.

The real question should be “Is it okay to hit anyone at all?”
If they aren’t hitting you in the first place, is it okay to hit them?

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Topic: Off-topic / think of any bandwagon before entering this thread

Do any of you even remember the majesty of Dave Morris?

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Topic: Off-topic / Overused quotes

“Shrek is love, Shrek is life”
“Lenny is love, Lenny is life”

Keep calm and post in OT. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OT is Love.
OT is Life.

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

That looks like a penis says my sister.

Your sister knows what an erect penis looks like.
Enjoy knowing this.