Recent posts by HappyAlcoholic on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you LOVE CROWS??? :>

Better question: Who doesn’t love crows?

(People who say they don’t don’t count)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Better Moderating

If a moderator’s mere presence acts as a deterrent to disruptive behaviour, then the job of moderation is being done perfectly.
Unfortunately, this then requires the presence of a moderator 24/7.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Swag is for immature losers

Pretty much.
I always laugh when I see a stupid kid thinking he’s amazing for wearing a plastic necklace.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / im level 41 :>>>>

I meant his current main, sorry.
Or his “badge account”, as he calls it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / im level 41 :>>>>

What is your main account?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Maowee's confession... Sorry if I hurt anyone.

Whelp.
Maowee is now one of my favourite posters.
Thanks for the laugh.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate The User Aboves Profile

Self-professed “shy guy”.

Attention whore/1o

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It bugs me to see OT like this!

Aguspal, how the actual fuck….
Bees are amazing.
AND LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS LITTLE CUNT IS:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the OFFICIAL post ur age thread

Twenty five, male, New Zealand.
Surprised at how many posts it took for someone to actually reply seriously.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Another Generic Giveaway

Pandemic 2’s impossible.
Fulfilled the requirements, no badge.
Fulfilled the requirements again, still no badge.
Fulfilled the requirements another two times, still no fucking badge.
Fulfilled the requirements with a disease called “Honesty”, finally got the godsdamned badge, after five months of playing all day, every day.

I loved every minute of it.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Who is the best forum poster on this site? ENDS 13:00 GMT!

Originally posted by AEBEATIAxSOOKIES:

You cannot vote if you have made more than 23732 forum posts.

Read the rules damn it!

You devious bastard.
In that case, SicMirx +1

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have the ability to erase one event from history

Either you are a suicidal individual, or you are in a depression, right?

Neither.
I merely acknowledge the fact that humanity isn’t exactly the best thing for this wouldn’t, and wouldn’t exactly consider not existing to be a bad thing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're going to have a conversation with yourself from five years ago. What do you say?

“You’re still going to be visiting this site in ten years.
No, it’s not going to get any better.
You will have three jobs, a new place to live, and a girlfriend though, so you will actually end up getting a life.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have the ability to erase one event from history

Congratulations, you have destroyed humanity.

I hope you’re not implying that this is a bad thing.

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:
Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

I’d remove whatever event resulted in “religion”.

early science where ppl blamed everything on spooky ghosts?

ya bkuz removing the basis of science would have no negative repercussions

i sure am glad u atheists thought this through

i tip my le fedora for le you, m’lady

I considered this, but the OP didn’t exactly clarify how removing an event would affect the present.
Would it merely remove the thing I’m wanting gone, whilst leaving everything else the same?
Or would it have every other logical effect, thereby changing everything about the present?
I went for the latter.
I’d keep everything today the same, but just remove religion from it.
I know that’s impossible, but it’s supposed to be a hypothetical situation, anyway.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which OTer has the best avatar?

I think the majority of users will think they have the best avatar.
Like, that’s probably why they have it as their avatar in the first place.

Having said that, I have the best avatar.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Let's Discuss About: Signatures

The concept of “signatures” is fucking horrible.
They’re spammy and detract from the rest of the content in a post.
If you’re really wanting to be a special snowflake, that’s what our usernames and avatars are for.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Who is the best forum poster on this site? ENDS 13:00 GMT!

Me, of course.

Originally posted by AEBEATIAxSOOKIES:

you CANNOT VOTE FOR YOURSELF.

Yes I can, because I’m me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have the ability to erase one event from history

I’d remove whatever event resulted in “religion”.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Idle Mine rant

“Well, it’s an Idle Game, the genre that tries to make the so-called “player” feel good about time spent letting a program add numbers to a total."

Stopped reading there, since you obviously don’t know what an idle game is.
I typically abhor the concept of making fun of someone based on mental capacity or any deficiencies they may have, but your “review” must prompt me to sincerely ask this question:
Are you an actual retard?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Yay I turned 21 today.

Happy birthday.
What’d you do for it?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I swear I created a thread about gabidou and fapping this morning...

Checked your post history, ctrl + F any keywords in it to make finding it easier?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could delete any television show...

Doctor Who.
The buttmad that would instigate would be glorious

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think I'm becoming Japanese

Your only option is to cleanse your taint with fire.
We don’t need more fucking Japs in the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your current level?

Sixty one.
I’m not a badge-getter, so it’ll probably be another year before I next level up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is your favorite xbox character

Halo is the best X-box character.