Recent posts by HappyAlcoholic on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Name the best tree around

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's official autism thread

I think you left out oOTrentOo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Most memorable bandwagon in OT?

Ain’t none of these got anything on Dave Morris.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Irregular's Thread

You can count me on this.
Two jobs doesn’t give me much time for Kongregate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Removed]

Anyone have a hose we can spray this fucking cat with?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New OT's Official Tinychat Thread (NEWT)

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

Off Topic – Owned by Tacket

Moderators: Tacket, Trent, YM12

Is this how we do it now?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post Fansigns

Fansigns people have made for us, or fansigns that we’ve made for other people?


That chick looks like Laine used to, hilariously.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which direction do you read multiple page threads? (GraphicDesignC Thread)

If it’s only, like, two or three pages, then I’ll typically read the whole thing.
When it’s a hundred pages, though, I’ll read the first couple to see where the discussion started, and then the last couple to see where the discussion is currently at.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / hav u eva deted sum1 from ot

Funnily enough, yes.
I feel kinda stupid about it all now though, admittedly.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A SELECTED OTTER WILL BE CLONED AN INDETERMINED NUMBER OF TIMES AND SAID OTTER CLONES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Gevock.
Now there’s an ocean I’d happily drown in.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Someone just got his avatar removed, another proof of Kong's paranoia?

The administration would rather desperately cling to the negativity of the past than promote a more positive meaning of the image.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you LOVE CROWS??? :>

Better question: Who doesn’t love crows?

(People who say they don’t don’t count)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Better Moderating

If a moderator’s mere presence acts as a deterrent to disruptive behaviour, then the job of moderation is being done perfectly.
Unfortunately, this then requires the presence of a moderator 24/7.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Swag is for immature losers

Pretty much.
I always laugh when I see a stupid kid thinking he’s amazing for wearing a plastic necklace.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / im level 41 :>>>>

I meant his current main, sorry.
Or his “badge account”, as he calls it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / im level 41 :>>>>

What is your main account?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Maowee's confession... Sorry if I hurt anyone.

Whelp.
Maowee is now one of my favourite posters.
Thanks for the laugh.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate The User Aboves Profile

Self-professed “shy guy”.

Attention whore/1o

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It bugs me to see OT like this!

Aguspal, how the actual fuck….
Bees are amazing.
AND LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS LITTLE CUNT IS:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the OFFICIAL post ur age thread

Twenty five, male, New Zealand.
Surprised at how many posts it took for someone to actually reply seriously.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Another Generic Giveaway

Pandemic 2’s impossible.
Fulfilled the requirements, no badge.
Fulfilled the requirements again, still no badge.
Fulfilled the requirements another two times, still no fucking badge.
Fulfilled the requirements with a disease called “Honesty”, finally got the godsdamned badge, after five months of playing all day, every day.

I loved every minute of it.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Who is the best forum poster on this site? ENDS 13:00 GMT!

Originally posted by AEBEATIAxSOOKIES:

You cannot vote if you have made more than 23732 forum posts.

Read the rules damn it!

You devious bastard.
In that case, SicMirx +1

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have the ability to erase one event from history

Either you are a suicidal individual, or you are in a depression, right?

Neither.
I merely acknowledge the fact that humanity isn’t exactly the best thing for this wouldn’t, and wouldn’t exactly consider not existing to be a bad thing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're going to have a conversation with yourself from five years ago. What do you say?

“You’re still going to be visiting this site in ten years.
No, it’s not going to get any better.
You will have three jobs, a new place to live, and a girlfriend though, so you will actually end up getting a life.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have the ability to erase one event from history

Congratulations, you have destroyed humanity.

I hope you’re not implying that this is a bad thing.

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:
Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

I’d remove whatever event resulted in “religion”.

early science where ppl blamed everything on spooky ghosts?

ya bkuz removing the basis of science would have no negative repercussions

i sure am glad u atheists thought this through

i tip my le fedora for le you, m’lady

I considered this, but the OP didn’t exactly clarify how removing an event would affect the present.
Would it merely remove the thing I’m wanting gone, whilst leaving everything else the same?
Or would it have every other logical effect, thereby changing everything about the present?
I went for the latter.
I’d keep everything today the same, but just remove religion from it.
I know that’s impossible, but it’s supposed to be a hypothetical situation, anyway.