Recent posts by HappyAlcoholic on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / I wish they'd teach us more about Vikings

Originally posted by 15man:

but Vikings are boring as hell
all they did was trade.

Not true at all.
They also enjoyed knitting and cheese tasting.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

You don’t understand, CocoaPuff310.
If the socks are not visible, the socks are not being worn.
Have you know heard of Schrodinger’s Sock?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your dream job?

Originally posted by ImDamnSeriousl:
Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

Physiotherapist.
I was made to leave school as soon as I turned sixteen, though, so I’m missing a lot of things I needed to be able to study for it, unfortunately.

Regardless, I’m happy as a store manager at Pizza Hut.

How is one made to leave school as age sixteen?

My parents saw no value in education.
They hated school, as such, they didn’t want me succeeding at school either.
So, they pulled me out of it as soon as they could.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think OTERS SHOULD BE FORCED TO WEAR A STAR? So they can be spotted

Originally posted by anjum1379:

no cuz they’re never out in public or outside for that matter

Definitely a helmet then, at the very least.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your dream job?

Physiotherapist.
I was made to leave school as soon as I turned sixteen, though, so I’m missing a lot of things I needed to be able to study for it, unfortunately.

Regardless, I’m happy as a store manager at Pizza Hut.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should Kongregate have a filter to replace all pronouns with the word "penis"?

How the dick is penis even a question, of course penis should.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How often do you play games on Easy difficulty?

It depends on the game.

If it’s my first time playing, I go easiest.
If it’s one of those games that that I play specifically for the story and exploring the world, and want minimal distraction from that, then I go easiest.

When I’m playing through a game I’ve previously beaten, I’ll kick it up a difficulty, usually straight to hardest(Kingdom Hearts, for example, I only ever play on the hardest now).
When the gameplay is made more enjoyable on a harder difficulty setting, or you’re otherwise one-shotting enemies on an easy difficulty, and I’d prefer to be able to actually slap them around a bit, I’ll play on harder difficulties,(Kingdom Hearts again).

Rarely do I ever actually feel like challenging myself, so enjoyment of the game is really the only thing that factors in to which difficulty I’ll play on.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / is it normal that you get a boner from your nieces picures

Not if she’s hot.
Things like getting hard over an attractive chick, you kinda don’t have much control over, whether you’re related on not.
Fortunately, I don’t find anyone I’m related to attractive(whether or not they actually are, I have no idea), so it’s yet to be an issue for me.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Congratulations to IAmTheCandyman for his impressive and quacky skills! #represent

Kongrats, Candypants.
Why didn’t I see you feeding the ducks in celebration?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hair and eye preferences?

I have a thing for gingers, for some reason.
As for eye colour, usually green or light blue.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / How do I disable the timestamp?

Please and thank you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Singular events in recent history worse than 9/11

Lux got buffed.
Literally worse than the Holocaust.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Avatar Wall

The first avatar wall from years ago seems to have vanished, so you might as well add my avatar to this one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT family tree

I’ve always been the frisky-handed alcoholic Uncle Joe.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / make a forum thats only for ppl lvl 40 and above

All the shittiest posters are level forty or above, though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Describe your personality with one picture

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could give any OTer a gift, what would you get them?

Anal lubricant.
Anal lubricant for everyone.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you have any physical scars?

Only the ones in my face.
I was born with a cleft lip and palate, so I still have the scars from that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you "learned" any swear words from OT?

“Shuck” is probably the worst word I’ve learned from Off-Topic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did/do your parents allow you to say swear words?

My parents were pretty apathetic, so they never really cared about what I said or did.
Given that I’ve been drinking since I was four, they probably didn’t exactly have the best judgement.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is sexual orientation a choice?

Depends on the individual.
For some, it’s natural.
For others, it’s a preference.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe what you're looking forward to

I’m looking forward to various upcoming movies.
I’m looking forward to buying the final things I need for my house.
I’m looking forward to seeking a partner.
I’m looking forward to further promotions at work.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you here to be liked?

Yes, your opinions matter to me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT HUNGER GAMES!

Originally posted by Sindyctive:

This was strangely amusing to read.

So much strangling though.

Originally posted by Nicemaim555:

im gonna be straight with you


most of these shits are either newfags or randys


Does it really matter? Does everything have to turn into a popularity contest?

If you have to ask, you haven’t spent much time in Off-Topic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are pimping out the moderators of Kongregate.

Who is your bottom bitch, and why?