Recent posts by zaster888 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / People on chatroulette are not helpful

People on Chatroulette can be pretty dicky, dickish, cocky, dick-like…(I’ve got more. I can go on all day).

Topic: Off-topic / If you had a nuke that you could drop anywhere

…..your imagination….

Topic: Off-topic / I think I might be getting permabanned

Cool story bro.

Haha but seriously, if you think you’re going to get perma’d for behaving badly in chat or in the forums…just stop. It’s pretty simple to follow the behavioral rules and still have a good time on Kong.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

That is correct. I’m terminally addicted to them.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

I guess you guys haven’t heard from me in a while….So this is what I’ve been up to.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

1. We’re jealous Rothy.
2. Nice roads Minnakht. Not too people-y is it now?

And now a blast from the past:

The dog’s fine.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

Thanks Kioyoh.

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A doodle of me my friend did…

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Don’t ask what’s happening in this picture. It cannot be explained.

Topic: Kongregate / Mod posted pic with... Wait for it.... BOOBIES

Originally posted by Frogmanex:

It’s drama like this that keeps me going between seasons of Glee.

You and me both brother.

To all you others:
Stop bitching. If a slightly sexual joke from a mod who likes to have a bit of fun sometimes makes you lose your granny knickers, I reccommend this gaming site to you: http://www.playkidsgames.com/

Or better yet, get off the Internet.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic Page Limit

I can’t post anything. It always give me this 505 Error something. It could just be my Internet, but I doubt it. Has anyone else tried posting?

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

We’ve reached a page limit for this thread…I think.

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He’s too cool for Kong.

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So I went scuba diving the other day.

I don’t have an underwater camera, so in the blank space above you can imagine me in a wetsuit and with a metal tank on my back under the sea and surrounded by hundreds of fish and corals…

I’m on a boat.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

1. Don’t say “Old Brown Shoe” in public, or else he gets mad.
2. He has Windows Live Messenger, and apparently his real name is Nate.
3. He sends porn over MSN. So, don’t talk to him on MSN.

Lies. My name is John.

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

I know we lost big time to the Netherlands (DAMN YOU!), but I was feeling patriotic so…

But now I support Brazil!

Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic

Yar. Tis I, Awbs.

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Backflip!

Topic: Kongregate / Music Catch 2 and Space Game won't be getting badges......

That’s too bad…

Topic: Sonny 2 / Sonny 2 is out.

This is old news…

Topic: General Gaming / Point and Click Game Ideas

Originally posted by mattl99:

How about Who killed Mr. Waffle? You would be in a ginger bread house enjoying a party when Ms. Chocolate finds Mr. Waffle dead. Then you (Mr. Candybar), would have to find obvious/silly/pointless/sometimes helpful clues and also solve crazy puzzles to find who killed Mr. Waffle.

Sounds good…I’ll think it over ;)

Topic: General Gaming / Point and Click Game Ideas

I have made a point and click game, and it wasn’t such a sucess. It’s called “Who Killed Jim”. I believe that its failure was partially do to the simplicity of the mystery, the quirky randomness, and the picture of a REALLY obese Greg. All I want now, is a good plot I could make up into a game. Preferably a murder mystery, with humor. Got a good ideas? Post below. If i really like your idea, I’ll PM you, and i can correspond with you, so we can maximize the quality and fun of the game. Escape the Room plots are good too.

Topic: Kongregate / Known or Suspected Mod's alts

I am….. ~ Gets assassinated~
Now my secret will never be known.

Topic: Kongregate / How would you "clean up" the site?

Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:

I have been skimming this forum and have noticed that moderators may have problems banning people for every reason. I also read what Jabor posted on September 15th of 2008 and it gave me an idea. Right now, a new automated message has appeared in the chatrooms telling people that they have spammed and to try again.

What I was thinking is that if a user posts too many times within a time span of..say..10 seconds, that user would then be warned. If the user posts too many times again within a 30 minute span, Kongregate systems automatically silence the player for 15 minutes. This would prevent spammers from going wild while there are no moderators around. This will also allow moderators to focus their attention elsewhere on more important issues.

Using the same logic, if a Troll were to set off the censor a certain number of times in a certain time span, they would receive an automated warning. At the second offense, the player would be silenced for a set amount of time.

• I have to disagree, what if someone is a fast typer, and makes many contiguous messages?*

Topic: Kongregate / How would you "clean up" the site?

Lol, I speak Danish, but the Danish room Jutland is always squeaky clean. I also speak Tagalog, but Dalay City is always pure.