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Topic: Off-topic / Why do girls always go for the jerks and never the nice guys?

Originally posted by freepie:
Originally posted by MaoWee:
Originally posted by freepie:
Originally posted by MaoWee:

i wanna hav sex with mean guyz cuz they r betta in bed than gud guyz, gud guyz r onle gud 4 reletionshipz, i d8 gud guyz but i dun wanna hav sex wif them. i onle sex u if u a bad gui. then after a while i get sad cuz i want a reletionship wif bad guyz i had sex wif so i have to dump teh gud guy

ughhh why r guyz so complex

Again, if you think youre entitled to sex, you’re not a nice guy

Unless that was satire

uh i AM entitled 2 sex cuz am female, so????

Gotcha. It’s hard to tell with this thread

ye ik, i juz think guyz shud stahp actin gud guyz cuz we women onle want bad guyz. its rell ur own fault u dun hav a gf

 
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Topic: Off-topic / help????????? i thk i lost al my frindz 2day, also my left nipple hurtz

Originally posted by TurkeyPie:

Why type like that? It’s not funny and just looks dumb.

Inb4 just like you.

wow ur mom sede dat 2 in bed lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you were an animal ,what would you be?

a butterfli cuz they r known 2 b sexy ncute juz lyk me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do girls always go for the jerks and never the nice guys?

Originally posted by freepie:
Originally posted by MaoWee:

i wanna hav sex with mean guyz cuz they r betta in bed than gud guyz, gud guyz r onle gud 4 reletionshipz, i d8 gud guyz but i dun wanna hav sex wif them. i onle sex u if u a bad gui. then after a while i get sad cuz i want a reletionship wif bad guyz i had sex wif so i have to dump teh gud guy

ughhh why r guyz so complex

Again, if you think youre entitled to sex, you’re not a nice guy

Unless that was satire

uh i AM entitled 2 sex cuz am female, so????

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do girls always go for the jerks and never the nice guys?

i wanna hav sex with mean guyz cuz they r betta in bed than gud guyz, gud guyz r onle gud 4 reletionshipz, i d8 gud guyz but i dun wanna hav sex wif them. i onle sex u if u a bad gui. then after a while i get sad cuz i want a reletionship wif bad guyz i had sex wif so i have to dump teh gud guy

ughhh why r guyz so complex

 
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Topic: Off-topic / help????????? i thk i lost al my frindz 2day, also my left nipple hurtz

ok so heres teh deel, uhm…. theres thiz guy, uhm, frindzone guii u no him n stuff but anewaii so hiz frind n me r totes gonna c eachotha 2daii n we’re juz gona hung out as frindz, cuz we r frindz n stuf. anewai. 2merrow he wull b c-ing frindzone guii ! YESS!! he will b seen frindzone gui??? ok. so i thought… mabye i cud invyt maself 2 their get2getha but am not sure how 2 do, i nede sum advyc, how do i invyt maself 2 join them tomerrew when i hav 2 see teh otha guii 2day? so i wanna c dis guy twice, but 2nd tym wif frindzone guii.

p.s. i juz wanna c him (fz guii) as frind
i havent seen fz guy for 8 monthies me thinkz

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

get rekt din nub :iii

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i dont get this guy

Originally posted by graveyard890:

I dont get you because your spelling sucks. No offense.

u’re*
fkin loser

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i dont get this guy

ok so situation is this, this guy likes these types of gurlz, emo gurlz n asiens.. he pref smaller gurlz wif smal bobz n generally lyk innicent gurlz n stuff

anewaii teh thng iz dis, he lykes me cuz am emo, but amm hav big bobs, n ma frind is asien n he started havin sumthn wif her 2, so yeh hes basicelly d8tn both of us, but am thinkin he wud dump me cuz im not havin all teh stuff she has, lyk shes innicent n am not relly.

here’s teh weird part, when we’re 2getha all 3 he showz both of uz ALOT affiction n stuf but mostleh he onle azkz me 2 b wif him n hez closa 2 me n stuff but im lezz his taip than teh otha gurl, so y duz he botha? lyk im so confuzed y dosnt he juz go for teh gurl who more his typ? i d8ted him longa but idk, dun guyz get bored of teh 1st girlz they r wif

pls help me i need to understend men but i dun hav a degree in monkey psychologie,

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Portrait of a nice guy

Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by MaoWee:

its troo i luv d8ting bad guiiz

Maowee plz no. U braking mah hart an u r duing eet @ teh wirst possibru tiem rite nao :’c

u da onle gud guii 4 me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Portrait of a nice guy

its troo i luv d8ting bad guiiz

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do girls always go for the jerks and never the nice guys?

i like to be treated badly, thats y

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 5 reasons not to aguspal

list them here, i cant find any

 
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Topic: Off-topic / men is a disgrace to society

this is still a relevant topic n shud b disquzd

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If our OT moderators...

Gevock lolololol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If our OT moderators ...

Gevock lolololol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so happy to be living in Norway

:) its the best

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I had sex with my classmate

Originally posted by AnAlt_Ver12:

:’3

ahahahahhaha
damn
i appreciate that
ima read it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I had sex with my classmate

is there a book going around about my official gender i’d like to read it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I had sex with my classmate

Originally posted by Roki123:

Rolby wouldn’t be happy.

robly dumpd me its ova 4 gud

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You know it pleases me that one day _______ will die

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

Autism Speaks

No what u hear iz schizophrenia n u shud git chkd 4 dat

 

Topic: Off-topic / mr fatty us back11111111

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Topic: Off-topic / You know it pleases me that one day _______ will die

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Topic: Off-topic / I had sex with my classmate

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Did you say, “See you later, boy”? after you left?

No he wasn’t good enough for me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I had sex with my classmate

Thrice, wif a sk8r boii and i’m scared im pregned
i also did it with this vietnameze gurl from my class uhm
how do i know whose bby it is if im prego???