Recent posts by MaoWEE on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official AdVenture Capitalist Thread!

It’s such a crappy game I wouldn’t even click on it and attempt playing it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Adventure Time brought me feels

What kind of dad eats his daughter’s fries?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / </3

You deserve it. She was far too pretty for you anyway.
Maybe get less ugly and see what happens?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / cute people die because of u

Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by MaoWEE:
Originally posted by Fronebular:

Also, I never knew Mao was into the nerdy type. Guess succubi know where to find their prey.

Really?
Nerdy guys are awesome
Emo guys are awesome
Nerdy emo guys are the shit

I take it you’re indulging a minority opinion so that your food goes uncontested?

Hit it on the nail
I like my canned tuna non-opened and fresh
As I like my males being virgin and cute

 
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Topic: Off-topic / cute people die because of u

Originally posted by Fronebular:

Also, I never knew Mao was into the nerdy type. Guess succubi know where to find their prey.

Really?
Nerdy guys are awesome
Emo guys are awesome
Nerdy emo guys are the shit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / cute people die because of u

Originally posted by dias17se:

If only it was gabidou.

agreed

 
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Topic: Off-topic / cute people die because of u

i’ll never mock a brony again ;-;

Unless it’s 35kdog or mafefe those doodoos deserve it lolololol

pls guys. dont bully people who are cute looking, I could’ve smothered this guy in my empathic love n ppl lyk u r bully bully him he cud b ur SON

Moral of the thread: only bully ugly ppl like gabidou pls

 

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

Originally posted by Reginleifx:

It’s highly likely that I won’t be active until the first days of January. Love you all <3.

:c </3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by occooa (undefined):

i drew this for my friend but he didn’t appreciate it enough it’s totally me idk

Is that girl lifting up her apron making ready for some steamy christmas action or is her proportions just very realistic

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So my ex just renounced his love for me...

Yea d8ed him back in 2009 lol, worst 5 days of my life
ur ryt 14-yr-old-guy I totes deserve a guy who wud b wif me thru thix n thin n stuff
2 bad they don’t exist

 
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Topic: Off-topic / YOU CAN NOW EAT ONLY A SINGLE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Yeah my breast milk is teh bestest <3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So my ex just renounced his love for me...

Because I didn’t buy him a poro skin in leeg
how shud I respond

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate christmas

Originally posted by Reginleifx:

I don’t like Christmas either, it reminds me of some stuff I’d rather forget about.

Basically this…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off Topic Official Hearthstone Thread

I started playing this, and regret it everytime I start the game

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why do men love it when a women treats them like crap?

They don’t that’s why im single (っ^▿^)✌

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Corny is the new horny

discuss topic

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition to stop my noods from leaking further more

Originally posted by ToofFromDotd:

MaoWEE, you could become famous like Kim Kardashian.

Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ, MᴀᴏWᴇᴇ .

¯\(ツ)

Hooray

omg trent I trusted u….

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

Your avatar is playing tricks with my eyes, for some reason I keep thinking I’m seeing slenderman’s face between the two people.

O_o

You might not need glasses! That’s a good thing!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Almost funny

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition to stop my noods from leaking further more

i know I’m hot but those intimate pictures were only ment for MelbourneBoy, trent, rolby, cdsar, fishsticks and reginleif, so cud wveryone else pls stop sending them around and masterbaiting to them ty

ITT: Discuss noods leaking in OT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fresh new haircut...

Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by ToofFromDotd:
Originally posted by MaoWEE:

Ugly as fukk


Hmmmmmm…

stfu idiot

its ok bae he’s jelly u got the noods:)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How often do you work out?

Originally posted by VforVendetta:
Originally posted by rebelrabbit:

looks at withered arm
Not at all.

It’s never too late to start!

Originally posted by FlyingCat:

I work out about as often as I win the lottery.

Make your own luck for your future with bodybuilding today.™

What if you already died of lung cancer n00b

 
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Topic: Off-topic / League of Whorehouse

Originally posted by ToofFromDotd:


Hmm…

Are u implying
that I kinda look like a leaguewhore
even when I’m making that cute goofy pose?
Maybe I shud b insulted but
I’m kinda flattered
just as I am for u lookin for an excuse to post ma sexy goofiness everywhere
<3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fresh new haircut...

Ugly as fukk