Recent posts by MaoWEE on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Are Ouija boards evil?

I played with one, and I can pretty much confirm the existence of spiritworld
Not even joking lol
It knew answers to question that days later revealed to be true, it was pretty goofy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Trent met up with Mmebunneh IRL... Pics from snapchat revealed, and bunnehs not so "lesbo" as u might think

She’s BI, she wants em and trent in her bed lel
also goofed u

discuss how gullible u sealings are :>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / this thread is retarded

It is

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I never thought of OT this way

Retard

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shortest movie you can think of

Nymphomanic by Lars Von Trier, part I and II combined lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you feel when you see someone cry? Do you see them as weak? Do you feel sorry for them? For me it depends what they are crying about.

Uhm i honastly dun gief a fox, unless its sum1 I know lol
n then i might be lyk “wow srry” n if they r stoopid idk nuttin rlly

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you prefer to be the oppisite gender?

yeah
i lyk mane aspects of been girl
but i wanna pee on tress lyk dogs n men do

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your opinion on PewDiePie?

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

Meh, I prefer Uberhaxornova myself, but still, he helps charity so I guess that’s a plus? I don’t know why 50% of the world likes him and the other 50% wanna nail him to the cross.

Watch his videos and you will

I meen ppl use porn to rub their clit
I just play his swedish words over and over and masterbait 2 that lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Most brutal thing you have seen someone do?

force someone 2 take acid (hard drugz) then beat him up whyl he was weird lol
pretty goofed, i was pretti high maself so not sure if its legit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You come home from work and PewDiePie is sitting on your roof.

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Ask for his steam username.

It’s “poods”, I can link you to it.
You can’t add him tho, it’s very private c:
You can add Ken tho

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You come home from work and PewDiePie is sitting on your roof.

Originally posted by DMinor:

I’d tell him to get down.

FUCK OFF get your own swedish slave bitch

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your top five books?

It’s 2014, asshole. Who the fuck reads anymore?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You come home from work and PewDiePie is sitting on your roof.

Have sex with him.
He is cute looking and swedish. Why not?
Perfect person to take my v-card

 
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Topic: Off-topic / wTF?!?!?!!! bff stole one of ma boifrindz? -.-

Originally posted by CowFriend:
Originally posted by MaoWEE:

Yeah, I made it clear for him that this guy was mine, and still he made out with him at a party?! wtf :( My heart is broken, and glad am have like three other bfs who can confort me, but why would ma bff betray me like that like omg my bfs always gets stolen wth I don’t get it am such a good girl and gf and am hot and cute and fun and all
why would he do this
am heartbroken

im sry maowee, ur such a good girl, y would anyone leave u :(

he dint leaf me he got STOLEN!! ba maii bff

 
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Topic: Off-topic / wTF?!?!?!!! bff stole one of ma boifrindz? -.-

Originally posted by abraaz:

Maybe your problem is that you had 4 boyfriends.

uhm no that wusnt a porblem am lykd dat part

Originally posted by Fronebular:
am such a gud girl n gf n am hot n cute n fun n all

Say the person who wears flannel shirts and tells strangers to kill themselves.


yeah thats a hurtwurmin welcomen msg loel

also pls kill urself fronefig

 
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Topic: Off-topic / STOTS

Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by niceman555:

#teamniceman

You’re worse cancer then Rolby was.

Fagtard overlord

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

wow I still hav all kongpanuins 2 this day

 
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Topic: Off-topic / wTF?!?!?!!! bff stole one of ma boifrindz? -.-

yeah i made it cleear 4 him that thiz guy wuz MYN, n still he mede out wif him at a partay?! wth:( my heart is breken, amd glad am hav lyk 3 otha bfs who can comfrot me, but y wud ma bff betray me lyk that lyk omg ma bfs aklwayz getz stolen wth i dun get it am such a gud girl n gf n am hot n cute n fun n all
y wud he do thiz
am hurtbroekn

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BunMobile Adventures (Cycling/Running)

I love u
pls luv me 2

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official battle of OTers!

None
Meistheman
Funnydick
Streptofig
Alextehfig
DRK
Bunneh
Jedi
None
Melboy
None
Uhm hard one theyre equally faggetz but I pick zam

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Try to act like Fronebular! Fig.

Originally posted by Fronebular:
PASSED OUT IN A PILE OF BLOW

Great job lei, that line alone describes me perfectly. 10/10

Originally posted by MaoWEE:

“What a dastardly event of happening! For all that we young care, there will be roaming butterflies in worlds of SADOMASOCHISM! And not to mention the horror of THE FEMINIST CONSPIRACY that invades our personal space as we asset ourselves to the mold. There’s absolutely little progress to earn through tedious cups of coffee in a personal space invader in which our gain will be received! Look at me I’m a manga loving emo-anime-faggot.”

Did I do good

8/10 You may have tried, but that wall of text isn’t nearly incomprehensible enough.

I’m also not much of an emo…

lol y do all emos deny they r emo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Try to act like Fronebular! Fig.

“What a dastardly event of happening! For all that we young care, there will be roaming butterflies in worlds of SADOMASOCHISM! And not to mention the horror of THE FEMINIST CONSPIRACY that invades our personal space as we asset ourselves to the mold. There’s absolutely little progress to earn through tedious cups of coffee in a personal space invader in which our gain will be received! Look at me I’m a manga loving emo-anime-faggot.”

Did I do good

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What kin of luvah r u????

fin out here

am got diz:

You Are a
Devoted Lover!

You are the type of person who does better when you’re in a relationship. You enjoy taking care of someone. You are very generous, and you enjoy making your partner happy. You think little gifts and romantic gestures are fun.

Deep down, you are a very loyal person. You are careful about who you commit to because you take commitment very seriously. You will stand your ground in a relationship if you have to, but you prefer to let little things slide. You value harmony above petty fights.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am Offended to being called a Troll.

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

y do u xpct mi ingles so perfecto?

ikr ppl r juz stoopid thinx am wer cconfurming 2 dere stoopid socity

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i had a dream bout FZ guy.,,,,.............

he wuz tricycling his way ova 2 me n sede “hi” n am playd it totes kewl, but then he used TRANSFORM and shapeshifted into poodiepie n am cudnt contine maself so am starting do things am cant exeplane wif him:(

discuzz how dreams r coolo then turn creepo