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Topic: Off-topic / So this is it... Fz guy asked me on a date

Originally posted by FZguy:

This is in no way, shape, or form a date. I’m just going to help you with your final. Nothing more. I’m sorry I’m just not into you. At all. I hope you find the right guy someday, but that’s just not me. We can still be friends though. =)

Omg sweety are you srsly doing this to me in front of everyone
how the fk could you do this
I love you, ok?
I always did
It was never Zam
It was never regin though I still love him as a friend
And it was never that gay ass Norwegian
It was you all along ok?
But why did you ask me which date I wanted to see you
then left me hanging
How could you
You asked me, I replied, you saw what I wrote…
Then you didn’t decide
Fk you
I’m yours

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So this is it... Fz guy asked me on a date

ait took 3 fken years for this moment
ok mite not rxictly b a d8 but its close is like
he sede he pormiced to halp me 1 day b4 ma finelZ
n he did naht, n then he wuz lyk “i feel so bad pls pls forgave me”
n i wuz lyk “mm ok. if u halp me wif otha finel” n he sed “ok” n then “When u going up?” n i sede d8 am going up n then he didn’t replai
so bedicall he wona d8 me now
dkscuzz

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Please help my 21 yr old "niece" with MS if you are financially able.

Originally posted by havsumtact:

adv0catus, you COULD be decent and just ignore the post, instead you feel the need to be a pompous jerk. Good luck with your sociopathic tendencies, I actually truly hope you never face a debilitating disease. I assume you are young and haven’t yet joined the world or seen anyone you love go through a lifelong illness.

Despite your rudeness, I wish you well. :)

AmaneTheFork, that would be great!

thiz

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best ot story writer hype thread

this is gay

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Please dont ever ever ever write the meaning of FZ guy anywhere

if he reads my posts it’ll be so embarassing cuz he knows its him n ive talked about him for years lol

but he doesn’t know right now
he doesn’t even know juuust how much i like him
omg

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DLK Makes OTer Descriptions

ok

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "no one would notice if u left"

:’(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT: Groups

im a cool kid

 
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Topic: Off-topic / post your previous alts here

IAmTheCandyman

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why you should take e-dating seriously

I dated online a couple times and well, it’s not much different from real life relationships honestly

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your Myers Briggs personality type?

Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by Johanna_T:

ENFP

I’ve been researching personality types for awhile now, I’m getting pretty good at guessing what personality type people are.

Try and guess mine baby

URAFAG

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone good news (News about my first ever account)

gratz on 500 posts bae

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your Myers Briggs personality type?

ENFP-A

 
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Topic: Off-topic / your 1st badge

this bby

platform ræcing 2

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you care about post count?

Originally posted by TheDarkoko:
Originally posted by MaoWee:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:
Originally posted by MaoWee:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:

Yes. There are 2 ways to be an elite alpha user and be respected.

1) Get you post count above the stratosphere. Everyone will praise the contribution you have made to the world thanks to your dedication, blood and sweat. You are SO fucking cool.

2) Make a bunch of alts often. By doing this you will prove you don’t care that your posts get dispersed because SURPRISE you are a badass who doesn not care about post count. You are SO fucking cool.

Get a life and stop counting how many turds you throw up.

Notice how mad I am because my post count is as tiny as my dick

Your dick is tinier

Now I will argue with you.
This is an easy way to inflate post count.
FITE ME

I’ll continue teh argerment 2 fur there increeze poast cuntz
ya well i dun hit on guyz they r 2 week

Research shows that if all participants of an argument are active, they can achieve a posting ratio as fast as 1 post per minute. This is the equivalent of posting “+1” once EVERY MINUTE!

u can’t do research cuz ur male n males r 2 stooped soz
stop lion

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 64] burntfires22 vs. Meistheman

meisthebadboy

cuz i dunno burnt 2gud so

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ressons 2 poast in ot

Originally posted by Fishstickz13:

Go blow your fucking nose m8

shut up Amish

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you care about post count?

Originally posted by TheDarkoko:
Originally posted by MaoWee:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:

Yes. There are 2 ways to be an elite alpha user and be respected.

1) Get you post count above the stratosphere. Everyone will praise the contribution you have made to the world thanks to your dedication, blood and sweat. You are SO fucking cool.

2) Make a bunch of alts often. By doing this you will prove you don’t care that your posts get dispersed because SURPRISE you are a badass who doesn not care about post count. You are SO fucking cool.

Get a life and stop counting how many turds you throw up.

Notice how mad I am because my post count is as tiny as my dick

Your dick is tinier

Now I will argue with you.
This is an easy way to inflate post count.
FITE ME

I’ll continue teh argerment 2 fur there increeze poast cuntz
ya well i dun hit on guyz they r 2 week

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ressons 2 poast in ot

2 git postcuntz also i need 2 hide all info i rode bout fz guy in wells of taxt cuz if he saw he might relate n think im weird

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you care about post count?

Originally posted by TheDarkoko:

Yes. There are 2 ways to be an elite alpha user and be respected.

1) Get you post count above the stratosphere. Everyone will praise the contribution you have made to the world thanks to your dedication, blood and sweat. You are SO fucking cool.

2) Make a bunch of alts often. By doing this you will prove you don’t care that your posts get dispersed because SURPRISE you are a badass who doesn not care about post count. You are SO fucking cool.

Get a life and stop counting how many turds you throw up.

Notice how mad I am because my post count is as tiny as my dick

Your dick is tinier

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you care about post count?

Everyone below 5k is worthless so ya

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A guide to not getting your posts deleted and your accounts banned

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Be LGBTTFBBQ.

Lesbian Gay Bi Trans Team Fight Barbeque?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could see one OTer's face IRL, who would you pick?

myself im so pretty

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A guide to not getting your posts deleted and your accounts banned

>be me
>?? ¿¿¿¿¿?
>profit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I showed FZ guy OT

Originally posted by yeasy:

Let me guess, not FZ anymore?

that a good guess

he got disappointed and returned to /b/