Recent posts by MaoWEE on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / So today, I kissed a real girl for the first time in my life...

Originally posted by Reginleifx:

Don’t worry, I’ve never had a real kiss either.

Nor sex, nor a real girlfriend. I’ll be forever alone.

If you’re eyecandy too, then let’s date.
Asexual 4 life, let’s be hugbudz datin’ :>

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:
Originally posted by dias17se:

As a lumbersexual straight out of True Blood i feel offended Mme.

What the heck is a ‘lumbersexual’?

Dendrophile I suppose?
Edit: Lol ok no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Present for MelbourneBoy

Judging by the strange propositions of the female genitalia, I will make a likely bet that it’s a male who drew that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / totally original threde

Lol. You say I am, but nothing that comes out of that small and broken mind will ever produce anything of notice (The only thing you can do is claim yourself to be higher than someone or claim that you’re straight – the only things in your petty life that you think is noteworthy). Try harder to stand up for yourself, rather than direct your disappointment in your life towards homosexuals and anyone you wish you were better than. :( I actually have a life, so I assume that I will be seeing you actively raging and deriding people next week, hmm? I’ll wait for you to try and make up real comebacks (Your playground insults are really boring after 5 posts), because now you’re lacking humor, and even proper sense. (You really didn’t read anything I said in the first thread, so it is as if I am talking to a mentally handicapped child that recognizes only phrases in a paragraph that he can twist to make an argument against “faggots”! Good job. I think you deserve another ACHIEVEMENT for that! Hope that makes you feel better about yourself)! By all means, continue rotting yourself in your futile attempt to gain popularity on the internet, the only place a speck of dirt like you could be seen. That is all I really have to say for now, but please do take into consideration the people in your life (none D: ) and go seek some help.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think anyone has ever had a crush on you?

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

You actually spent money on habbo hotel?

A U T I S M
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40% of my exes was diagnosed with autism, some with asberger/ocd too
idk man
if like attracts like then
probs
then again
im writing on ot
it has
autism
written all
over it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think anyone has ever had a crush on you?

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by MaoWEE:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

I used to have those when I was like 13 and playing Habbo Hotel… It’s kiiiiiinda pathetic

Playing Habbo Hotel at the age of 13 is pathetic itself.

Funny, cause my habbo name was Pathetic, coincidence, or illuminati???

Considering how many phone $$$ I wasted on that shit, that looks scaringly accurate with the room I had. Replace all the gold thingies with golden ice cream machines then we’re at it… they’re probably 20000 habbo coins worth now lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think anyone has ever had a crush on you?

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

I used to have those when I was like 13 and playing Habbo Hotel… It’s kiiiiiinda pathetic

Playing Habbo Hotel at the age of 13 is pathetic itself.

Funny, cause my habbo name was Pathetic, coincidence, or illuminati???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / itt: make something you realy hate sound good!

Pimples and zits in my face is a great naturally created defence mechanism as well as a great way to keep predators (eg. MALES) away from my exhaustingly beautiful surface so I won’t have to listen to their pitiful compliments

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think anyone has ever had a crush on you?

Originally posted by Reginleifx:


There’s also this time I had a cyber-girlfriend. Oh boy, did that end badly.

Ah Cyber-relationships. I used to have those when I was like 13 and playing Habbo Hotel…
It’s kiiiiiinda pathetic

And yeah I am pretty certain I had a lot of people crush on me…. Then they get to know me … x))

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ~*'*' Le Restaurant á l’OT '*'*~

Dem bumps explain the sudden lift in creative inheritance from sum threads

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ~*~*l OTDonalds l*~*~

Oh yeah, I remember making this thread on Altophen
Good times

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Ever met/know someone who says that flash games are stupid?

Originally posted by light_bringer777:

Wondering myself if flash would really die off or simply find some balance point where competition would be low enough for a certain amount of dev to keep making them.

If HTML5 becomes the new norm however, then maybe flash would slowly disappear, but at least we’d still be seeing free web games :)

It might pretty much… die…

 
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Topic: General Gaming / minecraft vs ninja kiwi

NINJACRAFT

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Looking for a quick game to play?

Dude, RPG maker?

If we wanted quick games to play, we would press “Games” tab here on kongregate
not download fishy files from dropbox

 
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Topic: General Gaming / ROBLOX sucks, here's why.

i craii

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The TriKongregator Tournament - Pre-Round

So as I won this game and went to screenshot it my Norton Antivirus decided to restart my computer without my DARN PERMISSION
SO anyway, I tried again, cause I’m cool like that but died like just before I reached the end to a stupid squishball
And now I’m too raging over this game to get my score better lol

O NOW I REALISE I CAN START FROM WHERE I LEFT OF NEVERMIND LOL

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The TriKongregator Tournament - Qualifier


better? or shud I complete it again lol
u could also like
get into the game
check today scores urself
and see for urself lol

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The TriKongregator Tournament - Qualifier

Count me in.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Possibility: close registration? Or make a special thing for OT.

Originally posted by StOtS:

It’s been suggested (and denied) before.

Restricting registration flies in the face of Kongregate’s accessibility thing. They want people to be able to sign up instantly and be able to access the entire site.

Restricting access also doesn’t guarantee people won’t spam. The people who commit themselves to spamming multiple threads with porn aren’t going to be deterred by a level limit, or a Kongpanion limit, or badge limit etc. They could just stockpile accounts on a Sunday, get the Kongpanion and wait until Monday to get the second.

Minor inconvenience? Yes. Foolproof spam prevention? No.

One solution, as has been mentioned time and time again, is email registration. If people weren’t able to register with a randomly generated email, they’d have a much harder time trying to create multiple accounts to spam with.

screw e-mail registration, level limit is foolproof enough to get rid of alpaca and lobster spammers ya know

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your opinion on pastafarians?

search functiok noob 100 thredesbbout this

 
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Topic: Kongregate / How would you react if you logged onto your account and you had every single badge?

it wud b weird since sum badged games r unachieveable now such as fantasy online badges aso.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been slapped by a girl?

Originally posted by Fishstickz13:

No way bro

I cud chenge dat if u wan<3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / TRENT'S ON THE NEWS!

Originally posted by superfastjelly:
i cant belief am used 2 date this psycho

Did he cry after sex

am virgan

 
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Topic: Off-topic / TRENT'S ON THE NEWS!

omg the memories
i cant belief am used 2 date this psycho
also hes a redneck keep ur jewleries insyd

n pls carevine ur a newfag from 2014

 
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Topic: Tiny Dice Dungeon / How to delete save?

Originally posted by pfiidude:

clear cache/cookies/internet history stuff?

No I figured out how:
Go to hidden folders user/appdata/
Find everything that has to do with unity
DELETE DELETE DELETE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the only honest guy i ever dated recently dumped me...

Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by MaoWEE:
Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by MaoWEE:
Originally posted by Tissue:

If he dumped you for another girl because she’s more attractive, then he’s a shitty boyfriend.

all guys do that, iz juz few who amit 2 et

Protip: Don’t be ugly.

ugle ppl never get bfs or gfs at ALL lol

You managed to…

yeh datz teh differ between uz:
am manage 2 cuz am pretty
u don’t cuz u r ugleh