Recent posts by MaoWee on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / My official goodbye -Maowee

When I started writing here, OT was an escape from constantly thinking of the guy who broke my heart, it was just one of many communities in which I was able to make lighthearted fun about it, and that’s how my adventure started. I always said to myself: That on that day, when FZ guy would be my boyfriend, would be the day I would leave OT for good, I would come clean as a non-maoweenese-spoker.

For years (since november 2012, when the first incident with him happened) I’ve been on here, posing as Rolby’s GF and making a lot of weird superficial friendships and shit. And it all made the days (every fucking day) where I had to face my unrequited love at the place where I used to study (with him), a bit more durable.

I enjoyed our stupid tinychat chats, the stupid game making and playing, Trent the fagget ice cream, Jake aka. uzz my favevirgin5evastuckindafrindzone, all the steam conversations. When I first started here, I never imagined all of the friendships that would come through of this especially with a lot of you muricans. And fuck I never imagined I would fall head over heels in fucking love with a guy on a fucking forum like this, even so hard it made me turn into an emotional mess in real life and actually made me completely apathetic about FZ guy while it lasted (yea this goes to TFO, fuck you you once-upon-a-sexy piece of shit), I never imagined a stupid forum on a stupid site for pathetic Flash games, that I think some boyfriend I had back in 2009 once showed me because he wanted me to play Platform Racing 2, could be such a huge influence on my real life as well as virtual, but it did. I never planned for this to be anything but me trolling the shit out of people, but it became much more than that, and for that I’m not even thankful lol, because I don’t care much, I had probably found some other forum if it wasn’t this anyway.

FZ guy didn’t become my boyfriend, but we’ve been through a lot this summer, and I now know that even if he were to become my boyfriend… It doesn’t matter because he gives terrible head lol. But it was fun taking his v-card, and now that I got so close to him, closer than I’ve ever imagined, and now that he’s leaving my country in just a week, I have nothing more to accomplish in that matter. I know now, that he finally admitted to really care about me, that I’m bored of my own obsession with him, as he is now in my reach… And I don’t even feel like grabbing unto him. So much for those 3 years of lusting.

Thx to everyone who made my OT experience vomitprovoking, I deeply cherish all of you fuckheads and hope you all die in a pit, except few of you. Few of you are cool and I shared good chats with you, and enjoyed trolling the shit out of you/other people together with you. You know who you are.

Fuck, you guys probably don’t even remember me anymore. I don’t even care. Have fun fuckers <3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What rank are you in League of Legends?

Originally posted by Reginleifx:

None! I usually just play the ten ranked matches you need to get placed in some rank when the season is about to end.

Also, I stopped playing after Season 5 started.

hhahahahah i know that feel thats the same i do

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do I stay out of the hate list of OTers?

Don’t b a dbag like that elizibeth wanabe girl

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is ready for Animal Crossing Party?

YEAH lets share friendxodes for animel crossing plz mine is 6283-3924-9356-2437!!!
can’t wait 2 see a lot a new friends on ma animel crossing but dont ruin my town pls

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you met the love of your life

FZ guy is named the same as my mother’s boyfriend
so yeah I guess

 
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Topic: Off-topic / One last embarassment, but I'm finally free.

I’m pretty sure there’s no shop around our hometown called that

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm gonna friendzone the friendzone guy.

He friendzoned me for the last time, and well that’s years ago now, but I’m gonna stop our flirtationship now. I’m done. I got what I wanted, which was his confirmation. He does think I’m pretty…or something, I guess… idk, I lost interest. Hunting the same guy for 3 whole full fucking years gets boring, thnx for having followed my journey of getting the one guy who saw me as a lamp to see me as the cute and pretty girl that I am, I may not have won his heart over, but I don’t care now anymore, I finally got my closure; finally learnt the real him, finally got closer to him than I imagined possible, so I did win.

I finally moved on from friendzone guy. Thanks to his very own cooperation, and he probably doesn’t even know or realise… nor care, lol.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FZ guy invited me to his b-day this yr

Originally posted by curadocesar3:

you know you want to, don’t you, you dirty slut?

actually im not sure

i don’t..
I don’t…
I don’t think I…
I don’t think I love him anymore… at all…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FZ guy invited me to his b-day this yr

should I go or no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wanted: new kong gf

wow im not good enough anymore

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is up with him

he even met my mom

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is up with him

Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

Because you’re a fucking bitch.

When he wants to stabilize the relationship and finally be with you, you say no. Now you’re a cunt and blame him for everything. Shut the fuck up or let him be with you.

lol r u retarded, he fzed me, i didnt fz him
i juz denied sax wif him cuz i lurv him n he sede he onle wan sax wif me
but still he apparently cares 4 me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is up with him

He visits me when I’m hospitalized, he holds my hand and caresses me – so he must care about me
He wanted my V before I went to the hospital, not sure if he still does, but he said he isn’t friends with me for looks

So why won’t he love me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i'm thinking to make a site

adv0canus has spoken

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your sexuality?

F

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Friends See Me As Weak

Wow and I used to love you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CLAIM UR OT WAIFU

Uzzbuzz and mmebunneh
look at all the power I have now

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which are some Youtubers who are not as popular anymore?

Dave Days

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What color is your hair?

ugly brown like yours
it used to be cool n orange tho

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Claim Your Waifu

Originally posted by FBZguy:
Originally posted by MaoWee:

He doesn’t even exist anymoar.
I’m unfriendzoneable cuz im hot
he fbz’ed me now

Originally posted by Holy2334:

I claim Maowee

wow

Yeah, Facebook zoned.

And you aren’t hot. At least not in the attractive way. More like in the fat bitch goes outside kind of way.

nice try

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FBZ guy asked me to "stay at his house for the night"

Originally posted by urFEAR:

Minecrafttroll, how about you leave MaoWee alone?

Speaking of which, I’m one of her believers, so watch out

How about you get off your alt, get on your main, and we can settle this like a man?

Oh wait, you don’t have the balls, and you are just here to troll?

I guess that is what your name stands for

You know what, just go away noob

thank u for being kind n undostanding, a lota ppl in here neat to learn that

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FBZ guy asked me to "stay at his house for the night"

I said no

discuss saving your virginity

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Claim Your Waifu

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by MaoWee:

The title clearly says waifu, not husbando.

Have you been in his pants, since you’re so aware of his sex, you slut?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Claim Your Waifu

Originally posted by ninjaChameleon:
Originally posted by MaoWee:

He doesn’t even exist anymoar.
I’m unfriendzoneable cuz im hot
he fbz’ed me now

Originally posted by Holy2334:

I claim Maowee

wow

http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/fzguy

Permanently banned
Told you.
He doesn’t exist.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Claim Your Waifu

He doesn’t even exist anymoar.
I’m unfriendzoneable cuz im hot
he fbz’ed me now

Originally posted by Holy2334:

I claim Maowee

wow