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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Will Devs Actually Keep Their Promise This Time And Keep Forums Up After They Kill This Game?

Originally posted by darkfang77:
Originally posted by Shieru:

It’s a little too late to stop the forums from becoming toxic, tricky.
Lack of decent moderation and the game dying are responsible for that.

But ultimately it’s the devs fault for being greedy and not trying to save tyrant at all and instead using the resources allocated by Kong to keep Tyrant updated and making 2 new games.

ldv keps deleteing my anti-semitic posts QQ

Good job LDV, you did good. Naziism should not be tolerated here.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Still waiting on that second raid.

You people have way too much vested interest in the gifs you post here.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / What next? Is there is a life up there?

Originally posted by darkfang77:
Originally posted by ladolcevita:

I feel like shedding a few tears for you df, but I’ll dip my potato in them instead.

Its okay, I can call you Justine from now on instead, maybe HH’s NSA-google scripts will pick it up and come back to the forums for you <3 <3

If HH came back, LoD would probably pick him over you at this point. I thought it was just your forum game that was bad, but it looks like your inadequacies follow you into the actual game based on Hootz’s screenshots, too. Seems like Propo was right about you being an awful player and leader.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / GG no re.

Originally posted by Sighaknight:
Originally posted by darkfang77:
Originally posted by ladolcevita:
Originally posted by ManuelDevil:

lol nirav no one gives a fuck about u ever, now go around the forum saying that u have a son when u are still in school

lol nirav has many children. as many as dwight howard. true fact.

so you not gonna do anything about anyone mentioning FC outside its own thread again huh?

-Complains when ppl mention FC
-Mentions FC on his own profile
Just another day at the shitposting office for df.

[sigha gif™]

Manny and Dark are taking turns failing in multiple threads now. It was funny, then it kept going and became a little sad, and now it has amazingly circled back around and become funny again. You know you’re in bad shape when you’re being a bigger hater than Shieru.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / GG no re.

Shieru
OOHnirav
Hootz (and the rest of LoD)
ladolcevita
HunterHogan

At least HH isn’t here to pwn Darkfang like the rest of us have in the last day, although I can’t imagine it’ll take much time before he fails without anyone else’s help.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / GG no re.

Originally posted by Shieru:
Originally posted by OOHnirav:

Manual, how are you going full darkfang when you didn’t even lose a fight club to Sigha or Shieru? Are you really that easy to break?

What do you mean by “Didn’t even lose a fight club to Shieru”
I never partook in fight club.

This is the fight club where you killed him. It’s understandable that you forgot, since it’s a regular occurrence whenever you interact with him. He spend a few months whining about it afterwards, but you were less active during that time, so you might not have seen it.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / GG no re.

Manual, how are you going full darkfang when you didn’t even lose a fight club to Sigha or Shieru? Are you really that easy to break?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / GG no re.

Originally posted by yeasy:

k, ex-Tyrant players will miss all the derailing you tried to do with the player pack.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / long long stale beyond legend...

Originally posted by karsot:
Originally posted by tomdo99:

I just like how you complain that a card rank thats GODLIKE is hard to obtain.
Do you not understand that GODLIKE actually means something and not everyone should run around in maxed out gear/cards
Atleast in this game its hard to collect the last 1-2 tiers of the cards. If you want to run with a maxed out deck and gear don’t bother playing this game becuase nobody will be able to without spending $10.000+

Long story short, be happy you got LEGENDARY, YES LEGENDARY CARDS! wich are already pretty hard to get for most people.

Give full godlike decks to everyone is stupid i agree.
But tell players to be happy with legendary cards when whales run decks full of godlike outsiders/tarots, with 4-5 awakened…it’s stupid too.
A full legend deck VS whales grants you almost the same chances of victory than a level 30 full rares deck VS a level 70 full legend deck.

The main problem is that p2w is way too big, whales can get so strong cards, it’s not even worth trying to play with them.

Exemple:
Today i faced a whale.
He played callista, i pet it, he played the magician and transfer pet to one of my units.
I kill magician, i pet again, he plays the wheel, pet removed again.
Then he plays CO on wheel, and a few other whale units (zeus…).
I use arma, clear all except wheel (Co gives too much life to it)
After arma he keeps spamming OP magical units, i counter them with velyn.
Despites my cards being very inferior, i was leading the game at this point, because i did use my brain and made good moves to defend.

I had more HP, more cards in hands, and could handle almost any OP whale card he could play.
But then, he killed the game in 2 turns:
He played the devil+ sanc on it (and wheel was still in play, so i can’t pet devil)
Devil instantly killed me 5 cards by hitting 1 unit when he was played + forced me to dig the whole line to prevent losing more cards.
Then he got HH, attacked the other line with vigilance, and killed 5 more cards.
And i surrendered.
In facts, i fought for nothing. Absolutely nothing!
i thought i might have a chance, i knew it would be hard, but i tried to defend because i thought it could be possible to win.
If it was really possible to win, even if chances were low, i would not complain about losing.
But in facts, game was lost at the very 1st turn.
No matter how many good moves i do, how many mistakes opponents do, how lucky i can be with crits/blocks/mastery/draws…if i have an amazing luck and everything is favorable to me, i still have 100% chance to lose.
Playing this game was only a 15 minutes waste of time. 15 minutes where i’m fighting only because i don’t know opponent have an auto-win card in his deck.
And after these 15 minutes of fight, opponent plays his auto-win card, and effect is “i paid, so i won the game”.
Seriously, where is the fun, what’s the point losing so much time in such a crappy battle?
Whales should just say in chat “i have devil, wheel, CO, and lots of tarots in deck”, so you can surrender turn1 and save your time for more interesting battles.

The problem is not losing, everyone should lose sometimes.
The problem is that in any PvP, both players must have a chance, even if it’s 90% for the strongest, 10% for the weakest, it’s fine.
If a player have 100% chance to win, there is no point to play. And that’s what happens actually with whales, their cards are so stupid, there is no point playing with them if you are not a whale yourself.

I was rooting for you throughout this story. Crying and frantically trying to keep my tears from frying my laptop now.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / GG no re.

Originally posted by ManuelDevil:

lmao

language knowed by nirav: 1
language knowed by yeasy: 2 or more

gtfo on your retarded thread about parenting pls

lol manuel’s mad that no one has paid attention to him since the nevebeta thing

Originally posted by Eonian:

OOhnirav is a good troll only because yeasy falls for it

So does Hoschi.

Unfortunately, I don’t have your trolling acumen, since you were somehow able to convince people that you were enrolled in a university. That was this forum’s greatest troll since Sigha’s “losing is winning”.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / GG no re.

Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by OOHnirav:
Originally posted by yeasy:

  • Game gets deleted in a month
  • Community uses last moments to complains about alts
  • #WMT

  • two people = community
  • #yeasylogic

    Learn the fkn definition of community:

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/community

    com·mu·ni·ty
    /kəˈmyo͞onədē/
    noun
    1.
    a group of people living in the same place or having a particular characteristic in common.
    “Rhode Island’s Japanese community”

    y·ea·sy
    /ˈst(y)o͞opəd/
    noun
    1.
    a noob with poor English skills

    "

    Originally posted by yeasy:
    Originally posted by OOHnirav:
    Originally posted by yeasy:

    • Game gets deleted in a month

    • Community uses last moments to complains about alts

    • #WMT


  • two people = community

  • #yeasylogic


    Learn the fkn definition of community:


    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/community

    "

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / GG no re.

    Originally posted by yeasy:

    • Game gets deleted in a month
    • Community uses last moments to complains about alts
    • #WMT

  • two people = community
  • #yeasylogic

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask OOH (about parenting)

    Originally posted by Novellean:

    My midget has joined the PCMR, how can I get her to return to console gaming? I keep getting her new games for WiiU and PS4, but she keeps returning to the PC and heavily modded gaming. The only time she will look at a console is if I’m the one playing and she gets to record/add commentary. I got her a mac book, with no games, and “broke” her PC, but it didn’t stop this brainwashing.
    What should I do?!?!?

    Hello Nove. Your strategy of getting your midget off the PCMR bandwagon is admirable, and I don’t think that can be stated enough. The PC master race has been known to radioactively/retroactively stunt intellectual and physical development, while also somehow causing gender identity alterations on both sexes. That being said, I feel you may be going about it inefficiently from a financial perspective.

    A cheap, easy way to annihilate her PC gaming aspirations is to download a free distribution of Linux and replace Windows with that on every PC in a 15 mile radius (or however far you think she can run). While that may lead her to join the Linux master race, at least she will be productive and more intelligent if she travels down that path. Advice regarding the quality of different distros do not fall under the scope of this thread, so if you have any further questions, I recommend that you PM me or Catepillar, since we are the only two professional Linux users who have ever posted in this forum.

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask OOH (about parenting)

    Originally posted by ManuelDevil:

    but srly, u have a son or wat

    Yes.

    Originally posted by bigsheffy42:

    Yes sir, that was no hypothetical I just posed. The verdict is still out on the “hot MILF” thing. I’ll have to further monitor his internet activity/sedative purchases.

    I’m glad to have helped. It is an important for you to monitor all of your son’s interactions online and offline to make sure that his trajectory in life will be prolific (in the right way) and productive (again, in the right way) when he leaves your care.

    Originally posted by OgreSean:

    Oh yeah a good parent would let their kid have sex it do some good for him. just use protection so no baby

    This is good advice for the reading impaired who don’t want to go through my last wall of text.

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask OOH (about parenting)

    Originally posted by bigsheffy42:

    My son is 16 now and wishes quite fervently to touch his girlfriend’s lady parts. Should this be allowed? If not, how should I go about preventing improper contact?

    There are several factors that determine whether this should be allowed, including the age of the girlfriend, the maturity level of your son, and the age that you or your husband first touched a woman’s lady parts.

    If the girl’s age is more or less than one year away from your son’s, it should not be allowed (this is a good tip for men of all ages). It is statistically proven that divorces, breakups, and AIDS are far more common with a greater age gap than that. While all of those are surmountable, it is your job to ensure that none happen to the best of your ability as a parent.

    The maturity of your son is important in knowing how sure you can be that the physical contact is consensual. If your son is the type of person who would PM a mod from the Tyrant forum to ask if she is a “hot MILF” like other(s) have done on this site, it is likely that he will spend his life putting sedative supplements in women’s drinks before trying anything, as that is the only way he would have an opportunity to fulfill his primal urges. In that case, it would be in your son’s best interest if you stopped him and locked him in an attic for general purposes. Creeps like that make everyone uncomfortable.

    The age that you or your husband first improperly contacted a woman’s lady parts is important genetically.

    If any of these factors suggest that your son should not touch his girlfriend, you would be doing your job as a good parent by stopping him. There are numerous theories and studies regarding the best way to handle a situation like that. The ideal two situations I’ve read about are to carve a red A on your son’s dominant forearm or to get a divorce to annihilate his perception of a happy relationship. Try whichever seems easier for you, and if it doesn’t take, try the other.

    If all else fails, give him a condom every time he leaves the house, hide some in his wallet, and put one under each of his and his girlfriend’s pillows. The more he sees them, the more likely he is to use them (ideally more than one at a time).

    Good luck!

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / It's my cakeday! ....

    Originally posted by cormy1:
    Originally posted by Novellean:

    Fraoulokavlhs did show me a flaw in this impromptu giveaway…. a double post, or any post for the matter, can be deleted. So, a cunning person could make themselves the first post on 3rd page with very little issue.

    How does deleting posts help?

    If you post with a bunch of alts and somehow end up being the 2nd post on the 3rd page, you just have to delete one alt’s post to put you in the winning spot.

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / An apology from hunterhogan

    Glad to see one more HH text wall before the end. Take care!

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask OOH (about parenting)

    Originally posted by ladolcevita:

    If darkfang and I have a child, should I name him Nirav?

    Hi Ladol. As you know and I have mentioned multiple times on this thread, picking a name for your offspring is vital to the success they will experience in life, but it is not the only factor. Genetics would be a factor that you may have to worry about in this specific situation. Without going too far into specifics, your child with Darkfang would have the benefit of weighing less than the typical American, but it would unfortunately be due to a lack of brain mass.

    TL;DR: You should name your child John. That is a good, Christian name.

    Originally posted by OgreSean:

    whats good age to have kids at?

    The ideal number of offspring to have with one partner is 7. Due to menopause typically occurring at the age of 51 and it taking roughly 9 months to have each one and the likelihood of twins at least once, you should begin having children with Tinashe when she is nearing the age of 49.5 if you strive for maximum efficiency (I’m doing the math for you, so just trust me on this). The obvious risk of waiting longer than that would be that you may be stuck with 6 children who are genetically bound to you. The risk of conceiving too soon would be that you wouldn’t be mature enough to raise a child, which would result in it spending money on games like Tyrant.

    Just make sure it’s consensual before you start, as I imagine that may be the highest hurdle for you.

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask OOH (about parenting)

    Originally posted by Pats133:
    Originally posted by OOHnirav:
    Originally posted by Shieru:

    Will any of your advice benefit anyone with children/wanting children?

    Hello again, Shieru. The answer to your question is yes. I won’t name every success story for obvious reasons, but a few include:

    Caad: Currently seeing rehabilitation through the penal system, which will help him to come out of the system as a better parent.

    MSUSpa: His offspring is now wearing colors proper to its gender, which helps it to identify with its hormones and chromosomes.

    Ralkkdillon: She has more cats now.

    ladolcevita: Named her first three children John, one of which was a male.

    Pats133: No longer balding due to the stress of naming a child.

    These are just five random success stories. Looking through this thread alone, I’m sure you can find more, and I hope to help even more in the near future! I’m grateful that I can use the gift of my encyclopedic parenting knowledge to help the Tyrant community and their previously neglected children.

    Lol i choose to have short buzzcut hair. I aint balding. Ralkk cant have too many cats, as there is no such thing when you are the crazy cat lady

    Congratulations Pat. I’m glad this thread has helped you.

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Things you regret not being able to do before shutdown (On Topic)

    I regret nothing!

    - Best guy

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Rip Blakers

    Originally posted by Provokes:
    Originally posted by Eonian:
    Originally posted by cormy1:
    Originally posted by bLAKERS1:

    LOL, this was actually true. I logged in this morning to see I was banned for being underage.

    I told 1 of my usual stupid jokes and someone asked if I was 8, I said “no, 9”. He reported me for being underage and I was banned. All very stupid, but VERY funny nonetheless.

    The things they do and do not ban for are kind of puzzling, but w/e. At least now I have something to show the judge later. “See your honor, I AM underage”

    NOT GUILTY!

    Holy shit that is retarded.
    My Facebook account was suspended for something similar, I was shit talking a character in a TV series who I hated. Apparently Facebook didn’t think that I might be referring to a fictional character and so they closed my FB account for harassment.
    Never did recover it, because they required a cell-phone number to verify my existence and I didn’t have one to offer at the time. That account is no longer recoverable and I lost a shitload of crap because of it.
    Don’t you love trigger happy fuckers?

    And then you hear about how all the GamerGate trolls can harass on FB to their heart’s content and never even get a warning.

    Pretty pathetic.

    what’s the whole deal with the gamergate stuff?

    i keep seeing them in gawker articles and the sad puppy thing in the Hugo awards or some shit. can someone explain it to me in layman terms?

    A bunch of gamers don’t know how to interact casually with women, so they (the gamers) hate them (females) instead.

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Things you regret not being able to do before shutdown (On Topic)

    Originally posted by Hotshot2k4:

    No regrets, quit after accomplishing everything I ever wanted. Actually got a lot more than I bargained for, but then again I quit like 3-4 years ago. I guess the only thing I feel bad about is the people who actually want to play and won’t be able to. Also there were a few factionmates that I feel like I never took the time to thank properly from way-back-when.

    You probably could have thought a little harder about who to hand leadership over to, too.

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Tyrant maxlevel reached

    Originally posted by SirSebstar:

    lol and grats Horschi… ;-)
    I guess no level 500 for you.

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: Faction Recruitment / Pwnersaurus Rex: Competitive, upper-tier faction seeking interesting, active, articulate players

    Originally posted by TheRealPip:
    Originally posted by Izerinatorized:

    latest reqs ftw?

    The current requirements to enter Prex can be found below:

    1. Provide an explanation on why are there exceptions to every rule (2 page, single sided limit. No smaller than size 2 font. No exceptions).
    2. Determine whether the universe is finite or infinite. Provide proof.
    3. Provide what long term meaning your Tyrant gameplay will provide you in 2 months time.
    4. Answer the following question: What is the color of a mirror?

    Once you have collected the requirements for membership, send them in a Private Message to Pip.

    -Pip

    Just to clarify on the last point, DO NOT send me a PM for any reason. If I receive a message from any of you who are not already in our faction, I will send Mod-LDV a series of videos containing subliminal messages which will manipulate her into removing every post you make anywhere on the internet for all time. You will essentially disappear from the world and die alone.

     
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    Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [petition] to ban ladolcevita

    Originally posted by OgreSean:
    Originally posted by destinyrfate:

    ban her. she tried to come at my boy def. she mad. rack dillion fine though. white girl fine.

    + 1 ban her

    +1 LDV deletes my forum posts to protect her lackeys. So much mod bias so plz ban for life.