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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I was running a game at the time of the move. My first game, TRoTD.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Zool

I take the hit and fall to the floor.

Undead Zoolian Steve the True Legendary Undead Dragon Rider

I swoop down on the dragon and grab Zool.

Zool

I pull out a magic missile launcher and begin firing it at Meena from the sky.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Zool

Steve is raining death on the non-undead forces in the bar so it’s up to me to give ground support.
I take out my magic staff and give the undead elemental swords. Some made of fire, some made of ice, others made of electricity and so on like that. I launch an energy bolt at Meena.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Steve the True Legendary

“Wait wasn’t there supposed to be some funky evil crypt down here. I’m gonna open that” I say and run to one of the walls smashing anything in my way out the way, a big metal door with a skull indented in it is shut tight in my way. I punch it and it immediately breaks open. I walk in. There seems to be a bunch of caves and ruined structures.
“Why is all of this under a bar?” I ask out loud. All of a sudden I am grabbed from the side. I feel something chewing on me and feel very weak…

Undead Zoolian Steve the True Legendary

…followed by feeling really powerful. I look around and that Zool guy from earlier comes down.

Zool!

“I’ve been waiting a couple of years for my crypt to be open and now it is, Steve you and I shall rule everything, now lets return to the surface”

Undead Zoolian Steve the True Legendary

“Okay, give me a minute” I say. I walk back over to the gimps. One of then looks at and approaches me. I lunge my pool cue into him and start biting him. He become infected, several other of Zools undead come out of the crypt. I jump out the hole in the floor and back into the bar. Resummoning my dragon before getting on it and biting it.

Undead Zoolian Steve the True Legendary Undead Dragon Rider

I now have a really long title.

Zool

I begin combat with gimps that have left the basement to escape zombie hoards.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by myhome16:

So after a year of only minimal activity and no games at all, I am still tied for 6th on the wins board…
Step it up.

#Shotsfired

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Steve the True Legendary Dragon Rider

The dragon that is not my dragon but just one that happened to be in the local area breathes fire directly at the whirling Lord. I launch off the dragon and pounce at super fast speeds into the Lord aiming to dig my claws in and bite him.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Steve the Legendary

“That would of hurt if I was standing next to you and actually had the pool cues in my hands at that point”

I see a dragon come down and start munching people.

“Actually that looks like more fu…” At this point I get shot and collapse to the ground, my breath is fading but I know that…

Steve the True Legendary

…I will rise again. I run, jump and tail slap the shitter noob in the face with my spikey as fuck tail. I unleash a lizard like roar that summons the dragon to me. I climb on and the dragon takes off.

Steve the True Legendary Dragon Rider

I begin raining death upon the bar from above.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Steve the Legendary

The grenade explodes right next to Meena. I grab two sharpened pool cues and sprint directly at this “Lord Zakary of the intergalactic council of lords”, leap onto a table and jump at him plunge one cue through the knee joint following through by plunging the other into his neck. I pull out the pool cues and walk to the centre of the room.
“Who dares to face Steve the Legendary in battle?” I shout.


Originally posted by hamuka:

This thread is older than my freaking account wtf

Is OP even alive

And I don’t think we are ever gonna find out.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

[Seriously, why would anyone think reviving this thread was a good idea.]

[No clue, but since it’s here…]

Steve the Legendary

“I DON’T CARE WHERE YOU WORK” I shout. I pull out a hand grenade, pull out the pin and sprint at Meena and executing a awesome clothesline knocking her to the ground and subsequently drop the grenade and carries on sprinting.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Steve the Legendary

“What the hell is sign?” Pulls out Ak-47 and starts shooting at Helltank and Kazuya121.

(But seriously there is no sign it’s just make any character you want and do anything you want, if you check the OP there are no rules so…)

Originally posted by fiirehead247:

Just join in any time, you can be multiple people, heres a example→ Name:enters bar says something

(See?)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

If you want to find some funny stuff; I present to you my favourite thread in FGF of all time.

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/36-forum-games/topics/99966-mongs-bar-night-1?page=1

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Told not to mention it → Mentions it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Hamuka that definitely sounds like something I could take part in so count me in.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Hamuka, love the network idea but from the post I haven’t really gathered what I’d have to do if I applied and was accepted as a council member.

In my plans, The Network would have a council of many active and respected forum-goers who would be able to cooperate and plan such a gargantuan game, and keep stuff handled even if the entire forum fell into anarchy.

What sort of stuff would I have to keep handled as a council member?

Nevertheless I am interested in being a council member, if you want me that is, as long as I know what I sort of workload I’m expected, ect. ect.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

What is your favorite genre of FG and why?

I don’t have one because when was the last time you seen me participate in a FG, I’m just here (on occasions) because I like community.

 
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Whoa. I honestly originally made implications at him to make a joke about least favourite FGF member because that guy was literally 100X worse than all other members put together.
And I agree with BloodyRain10001 here in the sense that if his name comes up it isn’t the worst thing and chance are topic will change as long as you don’t dwell on the fact his name was mentioned and therefore keeping the topic in circulation. Granted we shouldn’t spend all our time talking about it as that seems very dull and unproductive. It’s also important to remember that yes it did happen and yes it is over now and hopefully won’t come back but more importantly that we all made it through that and are all here now as the online forum gaming community that we are now.
But I suppose the question here is “Why don’t we want to dig up the past?”

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Originally posted by RaceBandit:

We were all asked to act as if he didn’t exist. Respect that decision.

Were we? I never knew.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Indeed that is Voldemort. I hope that’s an accurate description of it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

What about me?

Rambling about how limiting amount of games is bad as that means I can’t spam bad games → Tries convincing everyone that the system I devised is the best as I benefit the most from it → Everyone disagrees → Doesn’t take no for an answer → Continues to spam bad game under bullshit system → Gets banned → Makes alt → Claim alt is not me but is so clearly obviously me → Agrees with my main account using my Alt whilst making and spamming terrible games → Fails as the Alt account has only existed for a few days and is blatantly an alt → Goes back to my main account and continues to encourage my system claiming I have backing when really the only backing is myself → Continues to ignore rules → The Ban Hammer is smoking → Create new account → Rinse repeat.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but the hyphen got cut off so you become an Image instead.

I wish to remain on the inactive regulars list.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Path of Exile Prime [CYOP&RPG] (CYOP open to all)

I regret to inform everyone but I am making this game inactive until further notice due to personal reasons. Thank you for playing.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

yus im level ten

Gratz

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Approve

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

This thread needs an update.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I have a suspicion that B.C.C. is returning soon.

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

Ow! And here is the info on troll romance (just keep pressing ==>).

What am I reading.

You’re reading Homestuck.

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Ugh relationships. Too confusing, I suck at this chemistry.

<3 <> c3< <3<

 
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just the Moirallegiance kicking in.

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