Recent posts by RandomTurtle on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[Hey guys I returned from watching anime with Minn today, can I be welcomed back now?]

Welcome back.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Say Hello to Your New CEO

I would like to say to both Greer’s;

Kongratulations XD

See what I did there with the K everyone?

It was a pun.

You know it was funny.
Why are you still reading this?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / cell phone "gamers" are retarded

Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by RandomTurtle:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Why? It’s better that the cookie clicker shit that you guys play.

Cookie clicker is beast man!

You are a hardcore gamer my friend.

Hahaha. No.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / cell phone "gamers" are retarded

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Why? It’s better that the cookie clicker shit that you guys play.

Cookie clicker is beast man!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

Suddenly I shoot a crossbow bolt into the back of your skull, you fall down and bleed to death.

KoTH

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] The Realm of the Dead - Reformation

Marius Embelus

“Okay so that went a bit rough, can’t say it was your fault. Unfortunately we now are sitting on a large bag of… informal tea that should have got shifted back there” I say.
“Anyway let’s split up, I’ll take the tea back to home and deal with Big Rita” I say. He turns down an alley and runs. I keep a casual walk.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Sign-Ups] The Realm of the Dead - Reformation

Hey if he wants to bend people over in dark alley ways in his spare time…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] The Realm of the Dead - Reformation

[I don’t exactly care about multiclassing as there isn’t a massively strong pull of classes limiting your RP ability and plus I’d imagine you can train your characters to become good at things they aren’t currently.]

Marius Embelus

I turn and wait for the kid to get up here, I will offer my help to get him up if needed but he should be trained in this.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] The Realm of the Dead - Reformation

Marius Embelus

I drop back behind the kid.
“That bag’s weighing you down pass it to me” I say to him. Next thing I know there’s a bag heading at me, naturally I catch it. I speed up to be level with him. I see a cart with boxes in it next to a small house.
“Kid, follow my lead” I shout and attempt to swiftly get on the roof.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] The Realm of the Dead - Reformation

Marius Embelus

Clinging on to the spire of the local church I observe the streets. I see him, A middle size deal going down. I look left down the grey tiled roof on the other side.
No one has noticed me yet. I snap back round to the runner. This is quite a bad area of town. Wood and straw roofs litter the district. Mostly one floor houses. My runner turns left down an alley. Temporarily disappearing behind a building but I can see him emerging in a small plaza. He stops. The place is abandoned. I look rightwards and see three shady looking guys walking into the plaza.
This was supposed to be a one to one transaction. The threesome draw their swords. Two have long swords and one a rapier. They circle the runner. I look down to see guards turning down the alley leading to the abandoned plaza.
Shit. I jump onto the curved roof and begin sliding down it. I jump at the bottom and make it onto a wooden roof. I climb to the other side to overlook the plaza. The guards have now drawn their weapons. I jump off the roof.
“Kid! Follow me” I direct my shouting at the runner.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Sign-Ups] The Realm of the Dead - Reformation

Just to say I do like how you kept and revamped a lot of the features from the old games i.e. Races, Gods, ect.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Sign-Ups] The Realm of the Dead - Reformation

Name: Marius Embelus
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Appearance: Marius has long dark hair that reaches his bellybutton. He is slim and six foot tall. His eyes are brown. Other facial features cannot be seen due to the presence of a piece of cloth tied round his face to cover his nose and below, the cloth is black. He has some muscle but not a lot (Just enough to tell). Wears black leather chaps and a large black leather coat (Down to his knees). The coat has 11 inside pockets.
Faction: None/User created (The Distributers of Unusual Substances).
Class: Runner – The runner is a class not expertly trained to fight but can do if necessary. They are however trained in agility, speed and stamina. As to get away from places fast or make it from A to B fast.
Signature Magic: Illusion – Majorly trained in magic that deals little physically harmful effects however can confuse people and cause hallucinations.
Biography: Marius was born into a rather bad background in a crime prominent area. It was at the age of twelve that The Distributers of Unusual Substances took him under their wing and trained him to become a dealer of these substances. At the age of sixteen he went on a large job with other renown members of the group, of course this went terribly wrong. Marius managed to escape with a few others but many died and money lost. The group disliked him for it. It was only at eighteen that the group had accepted it and began to treat him with respect again.
Slowly he worked his way up the group to a main distributor by twenty-two. Now he only goes on larger deals, distributes lower runners and something shipment unloading. He still works with this group.
Other: No.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Sign-Ups] The Realm of the Dead - Reformation

EDIT: Alsoalso, I need a co-host who can act as the Dark Lord’s second-in-command. Anyone up for it?

Me potentially?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Anyone got planetside 2?

 

Topic: Off-topic / Is it now illegal to cuss on Kongregate?

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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by kingzak13:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by kingzak13:

Why does this seem to come up atleast once a week

FTFY

?

http://bit.ly/rQAyRZ

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Pulsaris:

A Kongai card is only worth 20 points. If I could buy them for 20 points each, I would have completed my collection.

I have a complete collection.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

[Character post (No matter how shit my skills as a writer are) ahead]

Ecovacotius Phusavor

The security team charges forth at me. Quickly I cast my wall of leaves. All attacks are deflected. I turn around to head to the exit but before I can Enforcers open the door and run in.
“Okay then” I say. The leaf shield falls and returns to the massive plants. I look down and notice the floor is metal. I look up and see an oversized fruit.
“We have you surrounded, turn yourself in” one Enforcer says. I manipulate the metal around me I create a slightly upraised platform carefully balanced on a pivot. The fruit on the tree drops at the snap of my fingers. The fruit lands perfectly on the other end of the platform launching me up into the plants.

I scramble through the branches.
“Okay open fire” I hear from below. I begin spreading vines down the plant and grab one. I swing as a flurry of bullets hit where I was. I grab onto a branch and return to the canopy. I scramble up to where it meets the ceiling. As quietly as I can I begin to make my way to an edge to escape though a window.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Ecovacotius Phusavor

I grab seeds out my pocket and start randomly growing the plants. These came from the GM fruits so they are GM seeds. A voice down the microphone shouts.
CODE GREEN”. This is repeated until I hear the ding of a lift shortly followed by a second. Both the lifts on either side of the lobby contained two security guards wielding flamethrowers. I cast my plant companion to show up even more powerful than before. I uses it’s thorn vines to pull the flamethrowers to point away from the plants being grown.
UNIT ONE HAS RUN INTO TROUBLE, SEND ENFORCERS, CODE GREEN” The announcement system sound again. Shortly after the doors to the stairwell open and Security specifically designed to combat people come out. As least six guys. The plants are getting impossibly big now and have already penetrated the concrete with their roots. Rapidly I use a burst of plant magic to cut off the security teams direct root to me via Tree branches. I turn my attention to the struggling flamethrowers. I begin fuelling my plant companion and make it grow. It manages to yank the flamethrowers away from the security guards.

By now the plants are the size of trees. I pile up the flamethrowers. I grow a trees roots so the arc back out of the ground and cage the weapons. The ground lobby basically looks like a forest.
“Security teams do not worry, some Enforcers have been called, please try to detain this vandal” The announcement systems sounded. The teams have managed to climb over the walls of tree. I look around.

(If this is a kind of situation Enforcers don’t deal with then I will edit my post.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Darkspell (Game Thread)

Ecovacotius Phusavor

Seeing as the protest went bust after the tree murdered a bunch of people and the person causing this hasn’t shown, I leave Yuvil plaza, however I will not admit defeat. Tonight when Yuvil leaves work and heads to his grey dusty complex where he lives I will protest outside his house solo. I leave out into a crowd after harvesting genetically modified food from the plant. I eat some, being hungry and all. I decide against going back to the festival or Daverhaven. Instead I head to Yuvil tower to have some fun.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

So anyone ever played Cookie Clicker?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Generic Siege Game RPG

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I am being set on fire. Thankfully scales don’t burn too well but it still will hurt. I sprint away. My lizards that had evacuated the ramp some time ago, [Check one of my posts] rendezvous with me. I loop round and sprint up behind Broman with my lizards in tow and pounce on him snapping my jaws.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Generic Siege Game RPG

Originally posted by Helltank:

Helltank
Suddenly my J-Bot appears out of nowhere and kills ???
And then it uses its Laser Sword to slice apart everyone who opposes it
And then it wins the game instantly.

GG

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Minor suggestion: We should PARTY HARD!!!!

I would like to revisit this suggestion.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Generic Siege Game RPG

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I have arrived near Broman I sneak up behind him to the best of my ability and let out a large breath on the back of his neck, so he feels a breeze.