Recent posts by BelmontX on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Invent a new type of jam.

Firstborn jam.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can you truly ban that who has a million alts?

So this is what happens if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how do you defeat the troll?

Originally posted by Casper_D:
Originally posted by BelmontX:
Originally posted by Casper_D:

Ask him if he wants to play the beloved game with me.

You know he’s gonna laugh his ass off, right?

Shut up, man.
Bitches love the Jurassic Park video game

Oh. Sorry, I thought you meant “The Game”.
Just a misunderstanding, that’s all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how do you defeat the troll?

Originally posted by Casper_D:

Ask him if he wants to play the beloved game with me.

You know he’s gonna laugh his ass off, right?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate is a Communism

I beg to differ.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT, it's your time.

I once threw a pencil at the principal.
He made a promise that day. A promise that one day, he would destroy me.

He started by suspending me for two weeks, then he stole my rucksack and killed my cat with it.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Skyrim related help thread thing

I need some help.
According to google, I’m the only one having this problem.

Just thought I should ask you, before I silently murder something.
Regarding the “favorites” menu in Skyrim. I can’t seem to assign anything to it.
I enter the Inventory, highlight a spell or whatnot, press “F” and nothing happens.

It worked when I first got the game, and I have installed all the patches.


Anyone suffering from the same or similar?

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Violence in Video Games

I was going to type something, but then I saw this post.

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

1. Noep.
I feel the ability to take any violent compulsions out on virtual characters may prevent people from taking it out on real people.
At least in my case, anyway.
I seem to play the most violent games, yet I’m one of the most placid people you’ll ever meet.

2. Becoming desensitised to violence/gore, etc.
Whether or not that’s a good thing is a matter of opinion :P

3. Probably.
Killing adults is probably more acceptable to some people than killing children, for example.
And whilst it is all just pixels and polygons, it’s more like the concept that we’re killing, rather than just lines of code.

4. A much much heavier one.
People seem to complain about kids playing violent games, and that violent games should no longer be made.
I don’t feel we(adults) should have to miss out just because some fuckwit children’s fuckwit parents do’t feel like upholding the law when they allow their children to play violent games, thereby giving violent games a worse name.
Basically, there wouldn’t be a problem under sixteens weren’t given access to R16 games, for example.
Instead of cutting them out altogether, parents need to take more responsibility for their brats.


Only what my experience has lead me to believe, but I hope it helps :P

Thank you for saving me some time, HappyAlcoholic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This should be interesting

black dwarfs with three schlongs licking each others ears


What.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Not sure if I should buy Skyrim or not..

Like most Bethesda games, it’s more buggy than my basement.
Still, I reeeally love the game.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do people sign their posts?

lol lrn2soshul

regards, belmont

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is it that no one makes proper jackets anymore?

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

You get what you pay for.
If you want quality, be prepared to pay more :P

Before, I could find a jacket to 499 NOK (86 USD). And it worked.
Now I have to spend 2500-3000 (520 USD) on a jacket that works for 1 day.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is it that no one makes proper jackets anymore?

The so-called “winter jackets” are an epic failure, because the
buttons are glued on. And other “wintery” jackets also fail, because
the zip gets jammed every other second.


ITT: We talk about how clothes today are overpriced and shitty.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Jak and Daxter HD Collection

Sounds good, but where do they go as far as the plot’s concerned?
I fear that they will make a mediocre game, having in mind that the ideas are already used in the
3 first games.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My mom doesn't understand why I treat her like shit

Originally posted by RiGhTeOuSzAm:

Help me put this in words.

First we must understand why you’re doing this.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Skyrim yes or no?

“Noooooo! I needed that Iron ingot to craft the ebony dagger! If only I had a yes/no system!”

That’s all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Swearing

Originally posted by WarmGesture:
Originally posted by BelmontX:
Originally posted by WarmGesture:

What’s swearing?

Assuming you aren’t kidding:
Cursing, use of profane language.

This is unheard of to me. What language is ‘profane’?

Here we go again…
What’re you supposed to be, an alien or something?

I hate these bloody role-playing accounts…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Swearing

Originally posted by WarmGesture:

What’s swearing?

Assuming you aren’t kidding:
Cursing, use of profane language.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Swearing

I understand if it’s relentless cursing that serves no purpose,
but if it’s used to emphasize a message?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I used to be a OT-er like you. . .

@OP

Oh you

also, I used to be an oter too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Swearing

I just want to start a little debate here about swearing.
Do you think it’s a way to emphasize your message, or is it
proof of a lack of vocabulary?

Sorry if this has been discussed [Insert number] times before.

inb4lolthisisofftopic
inb4randomswearing

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Swearing

Originally posted by hahaloliwin:

fuck there i swear next. I think it’s a way to emphasize my message.

Prime example of relentless swearing/swearing without purpose.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Swearing

Not sure if this fits here, but I’m sure you’ll tell me if that’s the case.

I just want to start a little debate here about swearing.
Do you think it’s a way to emphasize your message, or is it
proof of a lack of vocabulary?

Sorry if this has been discussed [Insert number] times before.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A police officer shows up at your door

Wait patiently with my silenced .45.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm in a dilemma

Originally posted by JohnRulz:

some Pink Floyd?

[Kneels]