Recent posts by GeneralCarl on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / [game] Image Wars

Topic: Off-topic / Caption Contest- Updated July 6th

at the secret rat training center…

rat 3: C’MON MEN LETS MOVE!!! I DON’T KNOW BUT I’VE BEEN TOLD…

rats 1,2,4:boss’ pockets are lined with gold

Topic: Off-topic / You Laugh You Lose

i lold at that

Topic: Off-topic / PLay this sweet game!!!

im tired of people coming on here, making accounts and posting referral links to games that might not even be that good

Topic: Off-topic / If YOU had a Portal Gun?

id probably cheat on tests and i know how to do it :P

Topic: Off-topic / Caption Contest- Updated July 6th

shadow:why the hell is sonic pointing

silver:i dont know….did sonic grap any crack when we left

knuckles:i think so…

sonic:IT’S MOUNT CHOCOLATE SUNDAE WITH CRACK-SPIRNKLES W00T!!!

silver knuckles and shadow:WTF??

(silver knuckles and shadow stop and sonic runs into a billboard and police take sonic to jail and get him on a drug program)

shadow:...idiot

Topic: Off-topic / liquid nitrogen

id put TDT in before he put me in

but wait till he put every1 else in

Topic: Off-topic / Caption Contest- Updated July 6th

in a battle link and metaknight are fighting against pikachu…

metaknight and link:WE GOT YOU KNOW!

pikachu: o no u don’t sidesteps of fthe platform

link:o sh-

metaknight:sigh im running out of partners sob

pikachu: lolz pwnd

suddenly ash comes along and puts pikachu in a pokeball

ash:thats how u get a pokemon idiot

Topic: Off-topic / Army enlisting

i guess ill sign…

im the general :P

Topic: Off-topic / TEXT BASED GAMES!?!?!?!?!

urban dead

(how do u do links?)

Topic: Off-topic / Army enlisting

wow…5 bucks to see if 300 people will sign up for nothing

Topic: Off-topic / The origin of YOUR name

i played urban dead(a text-based RPG zombie game) and i wanted to be a private and named my guy PrivateCarl(even signed up to an army themed guild or clan or something(i forgot)) and over the last year i improved my rank and now i choose to be General

Topic: Off-topic / Kittens

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Topic: Off-topic / Weird Facts

i wonder if the head would stay alive longer if somehow the blood was kept in the head…(bandage?)

Topic: Off-topic / What are some things that you think are true but probably isnt

a fan site for a water tower shaped like a ketchup bottle???

Topic: Off-topic / Bye

LEAVE!!!

can i have ur banana? im hungry :P

Topic: Off-topic / Fantasy worlds and technology

gnomes would make cars in WoW

horde would use nukes to destroy all territory controlled by the alliance

gnomes would change their race name to midgets

just a few changes in WoW

Topic: Off-topic / Kittens

poor kitty :O

Topic: Off-topic / mind twisters (brain teasers or riddles)

easiest riddle eva

Topic: Off-topic / Weird Facts

this thread has alot of wierd facts(some are bullshit)

Topic: Off-topic / OMG OMG OMG!!! JOIN THIS EPIC SITE!!!

ZOMG THE BEST SITE EVERZ

Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Would You Rather?

u want a reply? reply to lolzoar

Topic: Off-topic / if you were on an desert island..

id bring a speed boat with unlimated fuel

Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Would You Rather?

eat

would u rather suck at video games or have the worst job ever

Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Would You Rather?

straight

would u rather die of lasers or spend the rest of ur life with micheal jackson