Recent posts by AssassinMaster on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / you can now froce one oter to do one thing.

I would force the above poster to become hunkas pokemon.

I would force the below poster to become hunkas pokemon.

Topic: Off-topic / The hour glass thread

Originally posted by livold:

Originally posted by AssassinMaster:

Originally posted by livold:

Originally posted by denamo:

Spam thread, will get locked. D:

If it gets locked we win.

I added one way we can lose.

I don’t see it. Everything gives you – sandcorns

Edit: Now I added +, happy?

Topic: Off-topic / The hour glass thread

Originally posted by livold:

Originally posted by denamo:

Spam thread, will get locked. D:

If it gets locked we win.

I added one way we can lose.

Topic: Off-topic / The hour glass thread

This is the hour glass thread.
Every post, is one sandcorn.

There are 30000 sandcorns in the hour glass.

Posting – +1 sandcorn
Random MFT appears – +50 sandcorns
A removed post – +100 sandcorns
A quote – +5 + 5 for each quote inside the quote
Report thread – +500 sandcorns
Forum moderator replies – +1000 sandcorns
Administrator – +5000 sandcorns
Thread lock – +30000 sandcorns
Greg – +99999 sandcorns

A guy named “God” comes and locks the thread – -100000 sandcorns

Will you empty the hour glass?

EDIT:

WE WIN!

Topic: Off-topic / How many posts d you average per day?

My average is..

0.7131862493586455

Topic: Off-topic / Hey look

Amazing.

Edit: God it works even more!

Topic: Off-topic / i once posted 2 threads at once

Originally posted by otquizguy:

HAS ANYONE EVER DONE 3?

Yes.

Topic: Off-topic / The ultimate challenge

Originally posted by commie_commander:

I… don’t even need the knife…

Unarmed combat is no option against skilled knife fighters.

Plus its more honourable to win a knife against knife fight.

Topic: Off-topic / The ultimate challenge

Originally posted by Casper_D:

Originally posted by AssassinMaster:

Originally posted by Casper_D:

Too bad I broke the rules and bought a gun.

Shame on you.
By using a gun you’ve committed a DUEL CRIME.
By the laws, you must be prisoned for 103 years, climb mount doom, or have a knife fight with Lord Dredmor.

WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?

I’d rather die than go to prison!

I’m sure that could be arranged by the royal executioner.

Topic: Off-topic / You are magically transported to slauson ave

/coc riverwood

Topic: Off-topic / The ultimate challenge

Originally posted by Casper_D:

Too bad I broke the rules and bought a gun.

Shame on you.
By using a gun you’ve committed a DUEL CRIME.
By the laws, you must be prisoned for 103 years, climb mount doom, or have a knife fight with Lord Dredmor.

WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?

Topic: Off-topic / The ultimate challenge

A KNIFE FIGHT TO DEATH!

Topic: Off-topic / There are 3 people in a room; a black man, a woman, and yourslef

Originally posted by Seesine:

Yeah, and.. where’s the plot of this thread.

Gotta love yourslef.

Topic: Off-topic / You get 100$ for..

I’ve posted inb4 twice and ITT once.
I can only remember one of my posts being deleted.

350$, meh.

Topic: Off-topic / OTF2

Originally posted by Dartjat:

Originally posted by AssassinMaster:

4.5/5 needs moar red spy.

In case you haven’t noticed, Cjk is the spy

and red spy is ugly, blue spy is cool

I said red though.

Green spy is winner.

Topic: Off-topic / What Do You Think Would Happen If Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo Suddenly Went Under?

Originally posted by xH34rTL3ss_S0uLx:

>The COMPANIES go under
>Still have the consoles and games
>Internet still be up?
…
>Notafuckwasgivenifithappens

Xbox live, ps3 stuff, wii etc and windows live = gone.
Xbox + PS3 + Wii = obsolete

Topic: Off-topic / OTF2

4.5/5 needs moar red spy.

Topic: Off-topic / What Do You Think Would Happen If Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo Suddenly Went Under?

ARMAGEDDON!

Topic: Off-topic / Cartoon Network.

They have some good shows still.. Or did they get rid of those too?

Topic: Off-topic / We should make a new game category.

Originally posted by denamo:

And then we should take all games of this type, and push them somewhere else!

Like strategy?

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

5/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY

Topic: Off-topic / I'm the best there is, there was, or there ever will be.

Who are you?

Topic: Off-topic / We should make a new game category.

Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

I got bored of playing Learn To Fly 2 after an hour of making almost no progress whatsoever.

I made progress.

I smashed the ice wall.

VICTORY!

Topic: Off-topic / Shit mods don't say

“ALL OF MFTS 300 ALTS AND MAIN WILL BE UNBANNED, LETS HAVE A PARTY!”

Topic: Off-topic / I Know That This Is So Last Year Ago But...

Originally posted by cooldude1800:

Ash From Pokemon Died Again Pokemon Black And White:Zekrom/Reshriram An Victini Like Always.

Capitalizing Every Wo- Oh wait I’m late to the punch.