Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games /
The Possition Rankings (Some Of You Already Know This)
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN!!!
HELLO PEOPLE! I told a few of you already in the game, but here I goes. I realised no ones trying hard enough to get 1st, but heres a reason why you should! This is the lead board-
1. Sexiest In The Room
2. Hotest In The Room
3. Cutest In The Room
5. Pole Dancer
7. Homocidel Maniac
9. Justin Bieber
10. Zombie Slayer
The Rest Is Nuturel
Shaman is the Model (male of female, no choice)
If you die, YOU WERE PWNED BY WHATEVER KILLED YOU!
ANVIL pwned me!
Shaman pwned me!
Anvil God pwned me!
If its one of those maps where everyone dies except for a few (like a fail level or a shaman troller), those survivers are called “perverts!”
A Fail shammy is called a “Sucker.” (OH BE MATURE!)
A Troller is called “The Grim Reaper”
Suicide ppl are “EMO”
Fail maps are “Zombie Planet”
If shaman kills a troller (like if the shaman canons the troller) thats called “damned to Hell”
Pro Wall Jumpers are called “Ninjas,” you’ve seen ninjas jump off walls
Pros before hoes! Ppl who make it are pros, ppl that don’t are hoes! That goes for trollers to!
Annoying Dancers are Michael Jacksin!!!
If u already have the Sexy title and u come first, its DOUBLE THE SEXYNESS!!!
When theres a nice person who doesn’t troll and helps out, someone who helps the shammy when they turn into noobs. Thats called golden mouse
Have u ever been in a giant trampeline map? The ppl that bounce around like CRAZY are called Hyper Active! :D
Got It? I Shall Edit Soon When I Come Up With More Stuff!
Heres alittle something for you Transformice people
I Hate Trolls Yes I Do,
They Are Mean And So Are You,
And If By Chance You Have My Title,
I’ll Be Sure To Have Shaman Idol!