Recent posts by MrSalvador on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / It will watch your every move!

Originally posted by Maik50:

But they are already watching our every move. They need no new system for that

#conspiracytheories

Did you just hashtag a forum post?

Topic: Off-topic / What's your blood type?

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Originally posted by MrSalvador:

Give me your blood.

All of it.

How much are your offering?

Your legs and dignity.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your blood type?

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

O negative. I can give blood to any of you.

Give me your blood.

All of it.

Topic: Off-topic / PC gamers are too stupid to understand why consoles are superior

1. no friends
2. piracy
3. mouse and keyboard
4. you are the console’s autist

dicsucc how crows are RUINING console gaming

Topic: Off-topic / A Study Shows That

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Originally posted by spoofdebris:

Because overused memes are hilarious.

Originally posted by spoofdebris:

A study shows that Lightning thinks calling the OP a fgt is trying to be funny.

Way to negate yourself.

>taking things seriously
>2013
>shiggydiggy

Topic: Off-topic / Where do you Work?

I got a new job at Whitespot (Canadian restaraunt chain).

Secret bragging thread go

Topic: Off-topic / If you had full control of the justice system...

All serious offenses will buy you a trip to the wasteland, a small area of my country that has 40 ft walls and no laws.

The walls face inward.

Topic: Off-topic / What was the last living thing that touched your penis?

I can’t remember…

Topic: Off-topic / Pick up the item to the left of you.

A small piece of Ametrine.

I’ll meditate them to death.

Topic: Off-topic / ~*'*' Le Restaurant á l’OT '*'*~

I am Chef Salvador.

Get these fucking bills made! HUSTLE.

Topic: Off-topic / How can I make my computer go faster?

I get 75 mb/s.

Beat that.

Topic: Off-topic / who do you think the five smartest people in ot are

Originally posted by BiasedDairyMotel:

>all of these people saying alex is smart

This is the guy who wanted to major in philosophy, right?

My sides have exited this dimension.

Topic: Off-topic / Thanks, Obama!

Originally posted by fractalman:

Why are you all worried about big brother?

It ain’t big brother you should be worried about, but little sister with her smartphone looking to humiliate you on youtube.

LET THEM LAUGH!

Topic: Off-topic / Hey guys its almost admin appreciation day :D

ZShadow is the bottom bitch of admins.

He’s blacker than a black panther.

Topic: Off-topic / A Psychadelic Journey

I’m at the point where I can produce DMT just using my mind. Tripping’ balls has never been so affordable.

Originally posted by fma1:

Originally posted by Peccancy:

No.
You use legitimate crystals.

So he used salt?

Amethyst, Jade, Ametrine, Iolite, etc.

I could use certain salts as well.

Topic: Off-topic / A Psychadelic Journey

Originally posted by bjjdude:

heres a repost of the image because he was to retarded to post it right

http://www.wallpaperno.com/thumbnails/detail/20121026/tool%20anatomy%20psychedelic%20third%20eye%202241×3101%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperno.com_78.jpg

also this is bullshit.

EDIT: What the fuck is wrong with embedded images?!

Topic: Off-topic / A Psychadelic Journey

So, over the past 4 months, I have gone through a lot of spiritual discovery (though I am still athiest) and have found the ability to control my chi. I was assisted by a drug called DMT, which heightened my psychic awareness and allowed me progress quickly.

Using my chi, I’ve been able to knock out my dog and put him into REM sleep in under a minute. And with the use of crystals, I’ve been able to manipulate my own body in many ways. Using crystals also produces a lot of static electricity, enough to produce random discharges.

Now, before you post, consider that I don’t care if you think it’s bullshit; I posted that knowing it would be a likely consensus.

Topic: Off-topic / happy 420

A burnt offering is fitting on this day of commemoration.

Alas, I work tonight and will be forced to miss the celebrations. Vancouver 420 is the greatest of all, too…

Topic: Off-topic / What do you do in your free time??

I practice stick fighting in the forest.

Bet you’ve never done that.

Topic: Off-topic / MLP is the worst anime ever

Originally posted by Harry_mess:

It’s actually not an anime.
Just a cartoon.

To be considered an “anime” it would have to be Japanese.

I spy with my little eye a newfag.

Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by Y__Y:

Anyone can suggest me an anime with a good plot,action and stuff?
I currently like/have watched Dragon Ball,Naruto,One Piece,Bleach.

Pleb tastes bro

Topic: Off-topic / Hey guys I got some very sad news

Originally posted by Rolby:

hhaha u and the army? i bet ur gonna go to afghanistan and then stalk a horse and then u get killed or somethin. rip.

rip lightningcloud

killed by a brown horse

Topic: Off-topic / God, I hate my stepdad

Those poor cookies.

Topic: Off-topic / the worlds funniest joke:

Funniest joke: Women’s Rights.

Topic: Off-topic / i missed the bus again

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

You won’t ever miss the bus if you never get off of it.

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS