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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you can wish that….. But that doesn’t mean it will come true :)
I wish that there wer more people with good references, good typing, and good wishes. (like Jukakun!)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but the supoor mega penguin pet with healing lvl 300 magic heal 300 and electric 300 realizes that it’s better than you, so it becomes your master and you become it’s pet. It forgets about you, neglects you and you wither up and die from a lack of food. (something NOT simple xD)
I wish that… I dunno, I was in a good clan, I guess.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Funniest death?

I was a level 20 priest (I know, not super good) and I saw that there was a warrior with low health. I teleported to him and INSTANTLY died. the second I teleported there, I died.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but when it dual wields, it can only dual wield with sticks.
I wish that people from my guild would actually go on

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but it’s now impossible to find beach monsters, as they have ran away and sold their T12 equipment to Gandalf, then they went into hiding.
I wish that I would dream endlessly about unicorns.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you now what you are doing, but you have no control over yourself, and all you can do is watch helplessly as you murder lots of people, and make the only people who like you go away. You are caught and sent to prison for life, but you didn’t do any of it. All because you wished you knew what you were doing.
I wish that there was a platypus pet that you were able to get, that would not harm you, you are able to get it forever, and it is droppable.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, it’s called the super urgle, but the name has no relation to the event, and the event is just that it spawns an Oryx on evey person who is on RotMG at that time.
I wish that there was a higher chance of gods dropping eggs

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but now only your legs can move, and every other body part of yours doesn’t work
I wish that the Pirate class (That was previously talked about by erk1555 and killaman44444) was able to be unlocked by killing dreadstump the pirate 5 times in one life.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] Realm of the Mad God F.A.Q.

Just wondering about the badges, it only lists those 9 dungeons, but there have been a bunch of dungeons added since the badge was made. Do the new dungeons that were added still count towards the badge?

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by gl0ck:
Originally posted by dalumu:

Granted, but the fluffy puppy is actually a sentient being, and he hates you, so he hatches this giant ingenious plot, and slowly murders your entire family in front of you, then he kills you. :)
I wish for a lollypop that is big and will not harm me in any way, or be taken away from me by anyone/anything

Granted, but somebody (kills the giant lollipop and it lands on you and kills you.)
I wish Oryx was my pet so he could never be killed or i could not die.

gl0ck, I wished that it wouldn’t harm me in any way, but you said that it killed me.
Granted, but just because something is worth a certain amount doesn’t mean that’s what it’s bought/sold for, so now they are worth that much, but they are only sold for the original price
I wish that I could have alienware

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but the fluffy puppy is actually a sentient being, and he hates you, so he hatches this giant ingenious plot, and slowly murders your entire family in front of you, then he kills you. :)
I wish for a lollypop that is big and will not harm me in any way, or be taken away from me by anyone/anything

 

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

(I’m going to corrupt Pizzadead’s wish because qwertyuiopwasd didn’t make a new wish)
granted, but then Kabam gets murdered by hardcore angry gamers, and the new leader changes it back to noemal
I wish there was a way to earn gold

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you didn’t say in RotMG, so literally everyone irl is dead.
I wish i had a pet in RotMG

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Not granted, because you wished for two wishes.
I wish that there was a Finn costume for knight.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you now run into medusa while watching a movie.
I wish that they had a buyable platypus in the game (that isn’t expensive)

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted you are now a newb
I wish that my computer would freaking work!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but that class is a tree, and the tree can’t move
I wish that finn (form adventure time) was a class in RotMG that you can play as that doesn’t suck

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but for all the wishes the only wish that you can wish is for Dalumu to have infinite realm gold
I wish that I had a max of 99999999 mana and 999999999 hp all the time, no matter what

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, it is the dungeon of lava, that only has lava in it, no paths, there are no enemies, and there are no exits.
I wish I had less homework :(

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it is a mine dropper, that hits only the person that drops the mines
I wish that directioners and beliebers were less crazy

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Whats the highest fame YOU have got in one character

374 :( no badge for me. The worst thing is my brother killed me. He played for a bit and managed to kill my 374 priest RAGE!!!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but he gets a new move that he can use once every 10 seconds, and it kills everyone in the chamber/wine cellar
I wish that there were good and funny memes in RotMG

 
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / MEGATHREAD: Battle Arena

question, how do I equip a weapon onto Robacon?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but what you get is air, so in a sense, you get nothing
I wish that I didn’t have to take piano lessons