Recent posts by retsamerol on Kongregate

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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / floyd mayweather vs manny pacquiao

Originally posted by ladolcevita:

mayweather is a hardcore mf beating up women and stuff. even then he wuda only won by a tko.

Compare and contrast with Ray Rice.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / What is the weakest, full, deck in the game?

Originally posted by darkfang77:
you pipped me.

Pip is a ninja?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Tyrant] With So Many SNPs In This Forum, Why Don't We Get Genetic Disease?

“Mutants are humans” – Master Mold

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / have patience, raid is still being planned

Originally posted by OgreSean:

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight

Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Wow, those were pretty good.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Rejoice Tyrant Forumites

In my day, online communities were wholesome places you could bring your family to.

 

Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / snip

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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / snip

You sure it isn’t the other way ’round based on those two pics?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / You cant quit Tyrant; Tyrant quits you

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine? That’s a lousy payoff for decoding the message.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / The role of Better World in the Life and Death of Tyrant

I take it Better World also killed the other digital MMOCCGs out there and it has nothing to do with market forces?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Corrupt-A-Wish

Originally posted by Dragon_Bot:

Retsamerol never was and never will be in a relationship.

Errr… my relationship status does not impact how much work weddings are. I don’t see how your post grants my wish.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Corrupt-A-Wish

Here be dragons (again): http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v520/n7545/full/520042a.html

I wish for weddings to be not such a large amount of work.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Devs, u still here?

It’s me, Margaret.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

I was really looking more for something along the lines of: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpi77p_he-was-horny-so-he-dropped-him-man-is-evil_fun

You guys are all so serious.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

Empirical evidence or gtfo.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

Originally posted by Shieru:

You seem to have the misguided belief that in this day and age morals and decency still exist…

Humans are social organisms, and there are strong evolutionary pressures that promote pro-social behaviour. A couple hundred years of technological and sociological changes aren’t going to trump hundreds of thousands of years of natural selection.

Humans are fundamentally “good”.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

It’s always nice to know that they still teach the importance of consent in schools.

Perhaps I’m a cynic, but I wouldn’t treat a drunken booty call from someone “f wasted” as consent to do anything.

Consider, for example, if she agreed to sell her vehicle at under market value while “f wasted”, and you have it recorded on your smart device, or actually have her sign a piece of paper, do you think that agreement would be legit? If the answer is no, she’s probably also incapable of giving consent to engage in sex.

Given the potential ramifications of sexual intercourse, I think that it would be unwise to ascribe consent so easily. As ldv pointed out, and crazyeye2011 admitted, probably skirting into rape territory.

Of course, on a personal level, someone else getting “f wasted” is a turn-off for me as well.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Taloc vs. (free card) completionist

Thanks! Apparently, all I had to do was open a pack in England.

Maybe shadowhopeful and moraku were on to something [http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2437-general-tyrant-discussion/topics/283282-well-i-quit#posts-6108988].

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Taloc vs. (free card) completionist

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / This Forum's Future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvMOf3hsGA

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Most despised Tyrant personna, including mods ;)

Bunnyduo. My alt was pretty devastated.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Srsly] Who was/is/will be the best player in WMT history?

This thread should really be retitled “reveal your alt”.

I nominate ladolcevita. I have never seen anyone intersperse images with their surging quite as deftly.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / The "Everyone Who Beats Me is Cheating" club

Is it cheating to be naturally endowed with superior Tyrant skillz?

This isn’t actually that easy a question to answer.

Consider for example: What if an athlete’s body naturally produces excessive human growth hormones without any extrinsic interference? What about a female athlete who has a set of genetic mutations that causes her to produce and respond to androgens in a manner similar to a man, while still having all female sexually reproductive machinery intact (e.g. Brienne of Tarth)?

Clearly, if you’ve been bitten by a radioactive spider, you’re DQ’ed. But what if you’re born with superhuman abilities (e.g. Ozymandias)?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / LDV male or female? Discuss!

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Why Pescado was banned?

If the goal of raising a bot army is to be memorable, isn’t forgetting botters in the annals of history the ultimate victory?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / LDV male or female? Discuss!

I start from the premise that women are more social than men.

Since Kongregate is social media, I find that a presumption of Kongregate forum participants to be a woman reasonable. Therefore, to me, all posters are considered women unless proven otherwise. (Happy Woman’s day everyone!)

Or more succinctly:

Originally posted by JRJetu:

Need dick picks for proof