Recent posts by LouWeed on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Redemption Round] The Kongregate Duels

meh meh meh

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Horchata?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Originally posted by Bluji:
Originally posted by LouWeed (undefined):

Why do you want to ruin the quest? It’s looking so good, don’t piss on it with that bloons excrement

Bloons Monkey City is easily one of the best MMOs of the year on Kong.

I haven’t actually played the game (didn’t bother with BTD5 either), but I seriously doubt it.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Why do you want to ruin the quest? It’s looking so good, don’t piss on it with that bloons excrement

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Um I already won right? Not sure if that counts as “eliminated” but I don’t mind joining again as a different player I guess
EDIT: if I can join again, and I win again, do I get 2 wins?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Because I only listen to good music, the closest I can get is that Yeezy song that whatshisface does the chorus for, Heard ’em Say

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Originally posted by graveyard890 (undefined):

Lol you idiots, he never said all tools have to be hardware, watch as a type of tool no one thinks is a tool I will use gets on list.

Scotch Tape.

Originally posted by LakeSnow (undefined):

Well since SOMEBODY had to bring it up. I will say it myself that yes, All Tools on my list are not Hardware, there are some hardware, and some not. So goodluck. :)

The drugs you’re on, can I have some?

Also watch as a type of tool no-one thought of doesn’t get on the list:
Scripting language

 
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Topic: Kongregate / kong has no CROW mods

Originally posted by Ubermorgen (undefined):
Originally posted by VforVendetta (undefined):

I am a liver and onions mod.
Oh wait I don’t like liver and onions.

OH THE BIGOTRY!
:)

The sarcasm tells me OP hit a nerve. So when is your next KKK meeting, VforVendetta?

What sarcasm? Pretty sure V likes neither liver nor onions.
I do like crows though. I would like to see a crow mod.

Originally posted by RollerCROWster (undefined):

kong is discriminating AGAINST CROWS


discuss how kong is run by bigots that HATE CROWS :’<<<<<


You are a good crow. But you should find a more constructive outlet for your creativity. Have you considered joining a support group?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Redemption Round] The Kongregate Duels

Since we’re supposed to share strategy….in Touch The Stars, your strategy should revolve around the fact that you get 10k per second whenever you completely clear the screen of enemies

In Freeway Fury I’m not sure what the correct strat is…you can get 300k if you just shut up and drive but obviously it’s possible to get more points…not sure how?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / How many gameplays are there aross all games on Kong?

There’s about 100k games
There’s about 100 games with more than 5M plays
There’s about 300 games with more than 2M plays
And around 600 with more than 1M plays
the other 100k or so probably have maybe 1000 plays average (total guess, but seems reasonable)
So…5M*100+2M*200+1M*300+1000*100k
500M+400M+300M+100M
around 1.3 billion

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Redemption Round] The Kongregate Duels

Is it even possible to win with a lower score than this? :P

Dunno is it possible to lose with a higher score than this

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Wussy’s immensely popular tribute to that old Who song, Teenage Wasteland
Oh that’s right I live on earth. Oh well I guess
Everything is Awesome
EDIT: by Tegan and Sara
EDIT2: feat. The Lonely Island

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Redemption Round] The Kongregate Duels

I assume we have until the deadline, but you never know with Leb. He might get upset and tell us it’s obvious we’ve only got 24 hours. I’m posting my scores as I get them after what happened last round

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Redemption Round] The Kongregate Duels

I was going to suggest that you win the redemption round so that you can challenge Shawner at canabalt

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Redemption Round] The Kongregate Duels

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / About the post rate-limiting.

Is the time limit thing enforced on the poster who created the thread? That would kind of suck

They should enforce a similar (but longer, say 5 minutes) time limit between rating games

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Redemption Round] The Kongregate Duels

Leb’s a poor communicator shawn you have to figure out what’s happening
braket
See, last round Ruroken was playing Josh, and this round the winner was going to play you/Wii but neither of them posted anything, so that’s what the redemption round is for. Whoever wins redemption gets to fite you.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Redemption Round] The Kongregate Duels

Originally posted by Lebossle:

I’m not sure now on what to do about match O. Maybe you both can play the redemption round, winner goes on and second place goes in the running of rr?

(match O = asher v Lou)
Sounds good to me.

EDIT: wait what do you mean “goes in the running of RR”?
EDIT#2: wait I get it, whoever wins plays miker in match Q, the other one has to beat all the others to get a place in AA right

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Øresund bridge, between Denmark & Sweden
First season was pretty good, second season was just OK

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Originally posted by lla_26:

Got an idea for an impossible badge in Bloons Monkey City

Originally posted by LouWeed:

Hell no

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Redemption Round] The Kongregate Duels

bah I would have posted my 2 minute TLS score but I lost it because I assumed I would beat it….

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Redemption Round] The Kongregate Duels

only time for a bah post
bah

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Yeah I must have hit the b and the n when I only meant to hit the n. It’s called a typo, pedant.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Originally posted by Kadleon:

This seems like awful activity given the number of players, though. Seriously, guys, be ready to play a game if you sign up. I hope to see more activity D2, after our NAs are performed.

Not saying you’re not right, but with 1 post in 3 days, you’re more like part of the problem.

I have two questions/points of discussion for everyone:
1. Does anyone have any comment about my theory that Minn & Bluji are likely to make a comeback in this game? Like, why on earth would anyone make a mafia game here and ask for more players than they actually need? And then rng the eliminatees rather than logically pick out the players likely to be inactive?

2. And I think we need a plan for what the cops should do with their results. Should they sit on any results until they have at least one guilty result and at least one innocent result? Until they have a certain number of results? Not sure. Depends how many cops there are. Normally there’s only 1 or maybe 2 cops, and you don’t want the them revealing who they are until they have some solid results. But if we’re swarming with cops then results should be posted as soon as they are available. What does everyone think?