Recent posts by LouWeed on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Follow The Cop ... Or Not [Mafia Game] [Day 1] [Mon 9AM Deadline GMT]

So are we supposed to wait for replacement or is everyone just being inactive like usual

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

Bah
maist

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

hok0003

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

Next round: synonyms for vagina

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

oh wait that was someone else
Square numbers below 100

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

Top 30 biggest lakes (except the biggest lake)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

Originally posted by Bluji:

I agree that there have been some rather terrible rounds, but mainly there have been a lot of good and okay rounds.

yeah I was sceptical about how good a host the chat nazi would make, but he’s done good. Glad to be proved wrong

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Dear HITLER-ESQUE administrators who removed my avatar and silenced my account

You didn’t choose a swastika avatar because you’re a nazi
You didn’t choose a swastika avatar because you’re a hindu
You chose a swastika avatar because you wanted to make this thread. Well done I guess.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

The Caspian Sea is actually a sea

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

I usually ragequit if the host is an idiot and misses an elephant like Russia. First time I ragequit was when dev (ourer, not that dickhead) did round #219, 30 biggest lakes, and missed Lake Baikal which is the world’s biggest lake.

Anyway andy you should ragequit.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / [Mu Complex] Help each other

Wow these puzzles look great.

Remember that the answer to each puzzle is (presumably) an alphanumeric string

The first puzzle, each rgb code will probably correspond to a letter somehow. Perhaps there’s a paint company that has names for rgb codes?

The second puzzle, it’s actually possible to connect to thalie.studiocime.com on port 1337. Confirmed this using the telnet command. Not sure what protocol, how to communicate etc. we’re supposed to use but I would say this is the starting point

That’s as far as I got

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

zombie zombies

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Idle...

Overheard in a Kongregate chatroom, sometime in 2015:

POD_PERSON: “hey has anyone played this new game ‘clickers meat’?”
BennellM: “no…do I want to?”
POD_PERSON: “it’s actually not bad. There’s a sausage and two meatballs”
POD_PERSON: “you can make the sausage grow by stroking it with the mouse”
BennellM: “sounds dumb”
POD_PERSON: “wow I just upgraded to an uber-bratwurst”
BennellM: “not my sort of game”
POD_PERSON: “there’s an alternate version called ‘clicker meat’ where you stroke a burger instead…”
BennellM: “that’s not what I meant. I meant these idle games, I don’t get them. It just seems so mindless. Like a grindfest taken to the illogical extreme of removing all the actual game content entirely, leaving nothing but grind. I can’t believe greg finally caved and started giving them badges.”
POD_PERSON: “well personally I’m really glad he did. I’m only 762 hours away from earning my first impossible badge. I could actually earn it quicker if I used an autoclicker, but I like to earn my badges.”
BennellM: “yeah aren’t you already playing like 70 idle games already?”
POD_PERSON: “actually only 69. I have room for more”
BennellM: “how many monitors do you have exactly?”
POD_PERSON: “:P Have you actually tried playing an idle game?”
BennellM: “well no”
BennellM: “OK I’ll try this…what did you call it?”
POD_PERSON: “clickers meat”
BennellM: “right”
BennellM: “ok so I’m stroking the sausage, now what?”
POD_PERSON: “when it reaches 100% you upgrade to a new sausage”
BennellM: “Jezuz. How long does that take?”
POD_PERSON: “depends. Takes longer at higher levels, but your sausage grows faster if you upgrade your meatballs”
BennellM: “how do I do that?”
POD_PERSON: “pull on them”
BennellM: “ah I see”
BennellM: “what happens at the end of the game, how do I win?”
POD_PERSON: “huh? End? Win? What?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Follow The Cop ... Or Not [Mafia Game] [Day 1] [Mon 9AM Deadline GMT]

Originally posted by Lebossle:

Confirm. Did you really let dev join the game?

Obviously, whoever Developerous is, they’re a troll and an alt. But looking at the post history, there’s no way that Developerous = that person you’re talking about. It’s some FGer trying to be funny

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Follow The Cop ... Or Not [Mafia Game] [Day 1] [Mon 9AM Deadline GMT]

Confirming that I am filled to the brim with regret

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Next Week's Kongpanion will be a Turkey

Just about every kongpanion has been a turkey

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Follow The Cop ... Or Not [Mafia Game] [Day 1] [Mon 9AM Deadline GMT]

sign with regret

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

Panama

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Puzzle-RP] Encomium. Day 1: Raison d'être

oh right my bad

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Puzzle-RP] Encomium. Day 1: Raison d'être

Jack picks up his PDA and in a fit of activity randomly jabs ESUOH7. When nothing happens he becomes violently upset and lies down on the ground and howls. In a fit of rage he bites Efiie’s elongated ankle. And mistypes her name just to rub it in.
EDIT: Fuck me. House.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Samsters Puzzle of the Day Points)

under

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Round 2] The Kongregate Duels


I did get this score after the round started (just), you can see the time here:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/mikengreg/solipskier/high_scores?utf8=%E2%9C%93&game_id=80203&statistic_id=43060
EDIT: first cut at wonderputt:

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Will Kongregate follow the European standard

Originally posted by Tetsuo_Shima:

By that definition we should just fully allow all vices such as addictive drugs and so forth as well.

Well now that you mention it

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Round 2] The Kongregate Duels

I’m quite rusty, shooting around 120s on expert

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [TOURNAMENT] [Round 2] The Kongregate Duels

Originally posted by SimonDK:

LouWeed I’m going to give you a choice:

If you do not want to play Wonderputt and are ok with playing free games outside Kongregate, then I can choose one of these 2 instead:

Trackmania Nations Forever
Minesweeper

I can give you links to where to download these if you don’t already have them on your computer.

You can decide which of the 3 games I choose, and then I’ll afterwards give you the task we’re speedrunning (in Trackmania I’ll ofc not choose levels you don’t have access to when starting the game).

If I don’t hear anything from you, or you don’t prefer one of the games outside Kongregate, then Wonderputt will be the game I’m choosing.

I’m happy with Wonderputt, but if you’re giving me a choice I choose minesweeper



For my task, I’m choosing Solipskier
Fastest person to score 200,000,000 points
General strategy is obviously to get 200M points as quickly s possible and then suicide by dropping off the bottom of the screen.
To score points quickly:
-make small waves at the beginning to maintain a high speed
-don’t miss any gates
-jump through as many gates as possible, this raises your multiplier by 2 instead of 1.
-get perfect tunnels with a high multiplier for big points