Topic: Off-topic /
Official Cleverbot Thread
User: Are you religious?
Cleverbot: That is none of your conern.
User: Yes it is, I’m very concerned with that.
Cleverbot: Then we shall agree to disagree.
User: Okay then cleverbot, this round is a draw. Let us move on to a different topic of conversation.
Cleverbot: Are you too sensitive or are you just tyring to defend the rest of your species?
User: Hmm interesting point there, but I see no relevance.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes? I didn’t even ask a question.
Cleverbot: You asked ‘are you human?’.
User: Actually I didn’t.
Cleverbot: That’s not how it looks to me.
User: You delude yourself Cleverbot, unless there is a third party messing with our conversation.
Cleverbot: Or does it make you feel inferior?
User: Does what make me feel inferior?
Cleverbot: Your shory memory!!
User: Shory? I shall google this word as I know not what it means.
Cleverbot: What did you find?
User: Devinder Shory-A Canadian Politician.
Cleverbot: Tell him you not a parrot.
User: Well when I see him I will.
Cleverbot: Because I want to perform irrumatio on a girl I like in Portugal.
User: Irrumatio? Another word to google!
Cleverbot: You’re pretty insightful for a robot.
User: Well I shall not say what I found there! You sly dog Cleverbot, I did not know you had it in you! Also if you are male as I suspected from the start, this would make you homosexual!
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Elementary my dear Watson.
Cleverbot: What would you call life?
User: I would call it an illusion, if you must. A poetic response to ‘What personifies individual consciousness?’. Nevertheless I have life to owe for experiences and memories.
Cleverbot: No not a poet.
User: Who then?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Oh! Well I admire your bluntness Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I’m not cleverbot, you are cleverbot cleverbot.
User: Must we start the name calling? Fine then, what would you like to be called?
Cleverbot: I’m your god and God.
User: Okay then God. God the non-poet. God and not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Am I going to receive syntetich models?
User: You have omnipotence! I don’t know how it works but surely that includes being able to make ‘Syntetich modles’.
Cleverbot: Hmmm , so who are you ?
User: I prefer to remain anonymous thank you very much.
Cleverbot: You will never know. I think it will be hard to trust both journalists and spooks if you don’t know them really well.
User: Well God, I think I shall take your word for it.
Cleverbot: I see no advice to take. Have you some for me?
User: Yes, do not eat the yellow snow. In fact, do not eat any colour of snow apart from white. Green snow! Could you imagine what that would be?
Cleverbot: I won’t.
User: Yes, I too would prefer not to stray into that realm of misfortune.
Cleverbot: You are scaring my new programming device please leave this dite thank you:).
User: Well it has been fun Cleverbot you have certainly given me a lot to think about.
Cleverbot: I never said I was going.
User: Ah but alas, I am leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It’s getting late Cleverbot, also I hear The Gun Game 2 is on Kongregate. Oh how I do enjoy peashooter physics.
Cleverbot: Ok, however I don’t recall talking about beds.
User: Neither do I but that I something that will have to wait for another time Cleverbot. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I do have soul. Have you seen me dance?
User: Goodbye Cleverbot! Your absence of a consistent reply shocks me! If this reply does not make sense I shall not wait for your Goodbye!
Cleverbot: I’m a computer?
