Originally posted by Rolby:
well hello guys. i am rolby khagan and a lot of people say im the master girlfixer. in this guide i will teach u to get a girlfriend in no time. i will give easy and free tips which u cant find anywhere else.
1. u need status. girls only care about money and prestige- they dont care about looks at all so sixpack isnt needed- so u need to be the coolest kid in school and hang out with the coolest guys and the hottest girls, cuz only then the hot girls will like u. if u dont do this, u will only attract fat and ugly girls. if u want proper children, try hanging out with real gangsters and abandon ur nerdy loser friends.
2. never laugh. laughing shows ur weak and not manly. girls like men who are manly. and especially when theyre in their baby make period they think about having sex with like 100 guys but if ur manly enough to keep ur bitch with u and keep her loyal then she cant do that and instead will have sex with u like all day long. so dont laugh and be manly.
3. be funny. girls think that when guys make jokes theyre super smart and they like smart guys cuz they want smart babies. so try to be super funny but dont make fun of other guys or THAT GIRL in ur jokes, cuz they dont like that. they also dont like cruel jokes or very explicit or something so yea just make jokes which most guys dont like and then u know ur doing it well.
4. be super alpha. girls hate beta passive men who cant decide anything. ur always supposed to decide stuff. never say ‘hey what shall we do?’ say ‘hey shall we have sex or watch movie?’ if u dont do this, she will leave u and go to a manlier guy
i will make my guide longer when i can think of more tips and stuff discuss here ur own tips and try to give more tips for my guide
See, this is why we can’t have nice things… This is not what i meant at all. This is life, not a cheesy action movie. Women don’t want to have a man that doesn’t listen to what they have to say. The man should suggest something and have the woman give some input, not tell her what you are doing. And your spelling is horrible