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Topic: Off-topic / Rolbys Guide On How To Get A Girlfriend

Originally posted by Rolby:

well hello guys. i am rolby khagan and a lot of people say im the master girlfixer. in this guide i will teach u to get a girlfriend in no time. i will give easy and free tips which u cant find anywhere else.

1. u need status. girls only care about money and prestige- they dont care about looks at all so sixpack isnt needed- so u need to be the coolest kid in school and hang out with the coolest guys and the hottest girls, cuz only then the hot girls will like u. if u dont do this, u will only attract fat and ugly girls. if u want proper children, try hanging out with real gangsters and abandon ur nerdy loser friends.

2. never laugh. laughing shows ur weak and not manly. girls like men who are manly. and especially when theyre in their baby make period they think about having sex with like 100 guys but if ur manly enough to keep ur bitch with u and keep her loyal then she cant do that and instead will have sex with u like all day long. so dont laugh and be manly.

3. be funny. girls think that when guys make jokes theyre super smart and they like smart guys cuz they want smart babies. so try to be super funny but dont make fun of other guys or THAT GIRL in ur jokes, cuz they dont like that. they also dont like cruel jokes or very explicit or something so yea just make jokes which most guys dont like and then u know ur doing it well.

4. be super alpha. girls hate beta passive men who cant decide anything. ur always supposed to decide stuff. never say ‘hey what shall we do?’ say ‘hey shall we have sex or watch movie?’ if u dont do this, she will leave u and go to a manlier guy

i will make my guide longer when i can think of more tips and stuff discuss here ur own tips and try to give more tips for my guide

See, this is why we can’t have nice things… This is not what i meant at all. This is life, not a cheesy action movie. Women don’t want to have a man that doesn’t listen to what they have to say. The man should suggest something and have the woman give some input, not tell her what you are doing. And your spelling is horrible

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rolbys Guide On How To Get A Girlfriend

here’s an idea

4. Don’t be too alpha for your own good. Don’t act like you’re better than everyone else in the world, including her. Treat the woman with respect, not like a bitch. But don’t be too beta, either. Women hate passive men, it shows that you are a bitch, which isn’t good.

you don’t have to put it down, this is just what worked for me

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Introducing...the 1st ANNUAL RAGE QUIT GAME AWARDS!!!!

just post whatever game you vote on below, and thank you for your votes :DD

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Introducing...the 1st ANNUAL RAGE QUIT GAME AWARDS!!!!

dAmberial
Raider: Episode 2
Hexagon
Bounce
The Flood
Realm of the Mad God
Meat boy
Punk-o-matic 2
MoneySeize
Canabalt

these are the games that will be voted on! :D

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Introducing...the 1st ANNUAL RAGE QUIT GAME AWARDS!!!!

1. Amberial

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Introducing...the 1st ANNUAL RAGE QUIT GAME AWARDS!!!!

The first ten games named by individual people will be voted on and the developers of these games will be given the prestigious RAGE AWARD and a cash prize of exactly one hundred pennies! So I need People to post what game made them rage quit the hardest.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Oppa Gangnam style

Which would you rather endure: the pit or the pendulum?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City (Sign Ups)

I’m going to be a survivor

Name: Markeem Brown
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Weapon: a 5 lb. sledgehammer
Reason You Survived: Was working on a construction site with my dad until a group of the undead came and killed everyone in the site, including my dad and my best friend. I made it out because of my quick wit and this sledgehammer
Previous Occupation: Student
Current Location: mall

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City (Sign Ups)

I wanna join! this looks awesome!