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Topic: Off-topic / How do you flirt with a girl?

Originally posted by 8eight:

How I flirt with a woman is:

Step 1: Tell her I’m related to someone who acted in star wars.
Step 2: proceed to impress her with my pokemon cards.
Step 3: Tell her a bunch of fascinating facts about uses for feces.
Step 4: Take her to an arcade to show my mad gaming skills, while eating a grease burger from McDonalds at the same time.
Step 5: convince her to play a game at an arcade, then when she clearly falls in love with the game, I tell her “If you think thats fun, you should play with my joystick”.
Step 6: I take her home so she can see my arcade style controller for street fighter 4 on the xbox, and she plays with the joystick on it.
Step 7: I rip off my shirt to reveal a superman t-shirt underneath and and ask if she wants to be my Lois Lane.
Step 8: Wow, she actually made it this far without running off… I think I’m in love. I rent a bunch of nerdy movies, get some pizza and some beer and we go to my place.
Step 9: bow-chika-wow-wow.

This works all the time. 100%. True story.

I got sooo much pussy…

Originally posted by necromancer94:

not as far as to be hitting on her, but be a gentleman,don’t ask too many ?s but enough to get to know her.

I am the true necromancer!

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Topic: Off-topic / These days in kong 1000 posts are nothing...

No, what truly matters is the power behind the post.

Me, nowadays I only post when I’m really bored and have nothing to do. I post so rarely now you could call it annual, and hell, most of the off topicers won’t even remember me now.

But the power beyond my posts are immeasurable – they can even bring old threads back from the dead.

Also, this thread made quite a bit of sense, shouldn’t someone have stickied it at some point?

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Topic: Off-topic / JB is so hip

That’s photoshopped right?

I mean… ugh!!!!!!!!

Tatoo’s and distinguishable features are the polar opposite of anonymous.

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Topic: Off-topic / hi im new to this website

On the bright side, I’m back once again, and with a new avatar. I’ll probably be gone again soon.

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Topic: Off-topic / OT's standards for a mod.

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

What does OT consider to be good traits.

  • Consideration.
  • Maturity.
  • Knowledge.
  • Mettle.
  • Helpfulness.
  • Patience.
  • Interpersonal Skills.

This place has changed alot since I was regular….

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Topic: Off-topic / my pussy wont stop

Pussies suck.

you should get a cock, brah.

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Topic: Off-topic / SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

Originally posted by Jig_Saw:

I shall revive this thread’s corpse.

…Didn’t there use to be an amazing regular here that necro’d alot, but hardly ever comes here any more…

… Yeah, I’m pretty sure he got warned alot by the mods for necro’ing, but was still awesome.


Topic: Off-topic / necro the good ol RP's please!

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Topic: Off-topic / Just Discovered

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Topic: Off-topic / call of Duty 2 or 4

Well, I recently purchased the new one (black ops 2 I think…) and have enjoyed the story quite a bit actually. Online is cool too.

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Topic: Off-topic / game addictions

I’d say the old ps2 lord of the rings games.

At the time, I thought the graphics were amazing, and my and my bro would co-op the shit out of those games.

Totally beat one of them in one sitting. I wish they’d make more.

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been bullied?

I was the school punchbag.

I never cried about it though. I simply fought back (which made me more enemies).
Evenually, there were too many people to fight, so I mastered the art of being a ghost. I cannot fight if I am nowhere to be seen after all.

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever put something in the internet and then regretted doing it?

Other than saying “I love you too” to a crazy chick (with daddy issues) on facebook (I knew her in real life too…) then, erm…

No. I don’t really regret anything other than that.

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Topic: Off-topic / Would You Stab A Cat For $20,000,000,000?

Yes. But I’d do it in a swift and accurate manner to ensure it dies before it even has a chance to suffer (or understand what has gone on).

If it seemed to understand I was going to kill it, or if I could not kill it before it suffers, then I would not do it.

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Topic: Off-topic / You see a giant red dragon walking down a street.


I’d imagine if it could talk, it would be wise and all knowing. Or, a comedic genious, the likes of which the world has never seen, able to make people laugh to death.

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Topic: Off-topic / If you see a girl getting beat up by a man


Because I believe in reverse karma.

If I do good, bad things happen to me, If I do bad, good things happen.
Personally, I cannot live with myself if I had harmed a girl, however, I would not risk saving her knowing full well that it would screw me over.

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Topic: Off-topic / How do I prevent them from fucking up my haircut?

Originally posted by lei_wulong:

Don’t be a girly man and let your hair grow.

Yeah, don’t be a girl, be manly and grow hair that looks like it should be on a girl. Fucking pussy, real men look like women.

Just kidding. I just shave my head.

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Hacked :P

I’m guessing it was a keylogger too.

But specifically hacking RotMG… either it was someone you know personally (that had a grude, or played realm and got greedy), or it was some program (virus, keylog etc.) made by someone who also plays realm targetting other realm players.

Download anything on a RotMG “fansite” or anything dodgy lately? Thats probably what did it.

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Randomly getting logged out.

I use the best server button. I still got logged out.

Not the laptop, as is is pretty much new (got in january, 1 terrabyte memory, 6gig RAM or whatever the processing thing is…) and that is regularly scanned for viruses.

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Randomly getting logged out.

So I recently updated my flash player, because the kongregate chat wasn’t working, and I thought that might fix it. It did.

However, I’m now having a new problem. I randomly get logged out of realm and taken back to the character selection screen.

Normally, I just ignored this, because it only happened in crowded servers because of lag. Yet now, even in a server with low population it has has started happening. This pissed me off quite a bit because I was soloing UDL and had nearly killed the boss.

Thats a garanteed wisdom and a potential doom bow I lost…

Has this happened to anyone else? Is there a way to prevent this from happening.

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / First White Bag? (Or best one) :D

Are you implying I steal?

I have not, I solo. The one time I did steal/leach, It was too someone that previously did it too me. I did not get a white bag then, or even a dex, another guy who came to steal or leach got it.

I did LOL though when the guy who previously did that to me threw a tantrum, and demanded that the other guy give him the dex. Such a hypocrite.

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Ideas

y’know what we don’t have in the desert… Fuckin’ cowboys.

There coule be some sort of dungeon, that only appears when you kill things in the godlands desert (where the sphinx appears). This would lead to a cowboy saloon dungeon.

There would be secret tresure rooms with mini bosses like in snake pit.

The mini boss would be called “John Pain”, and the actuall boss would be called “Chuck Morris

It would be a high level dungeon, and Chuck Morris would be so strong it would require a team of people to beat him. It would be unsoloable. His attacks would be roundhouse kick, and more roundhouse kick. It instantly put the player onto one HP. However it would have limited range. To prevent mages and archer explioting the limited range, the saloon would have few places to run /hide… it would be small.

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / First White Bag? (Or best one) :D

Originally posted by indafun55:
Originally posted by 8eight:

I got my first two days ago. It was EP.

I got another one the day after, also EP.

I like ta farm limon.

I did 127 sprite worlds (I counted xD) and didn’t get a single white bag. D:

I have probably done just as many (maybe a little less…)…

Since then, I’ve yet to have another white bag.

I have however, expanded my farming to undead lair too. Getting me some wis.

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / <deleted>

he was a 12/8 character.

Don’t ask how… it’s a military secret.

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / You know you're addicted to Realm of the Mad God when...

When you go to narcotics anonymous because you keep telling your mother how much you “need speed”.